Discussion » Plan B

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Posted by amightygoodleader, 13:40, 14th February 2003:
 
The Mrs/Mr is away/unexpectedly not alive/running with a restraining order/caught in bed with your father. What's your best Plan B for spending Hallmark's favourite day?
Posted by cal, 14:40, 14th February 2003:
 
i thought i'd do some programming and "watch requiem for a dream"

and maybe cry a bit
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:47, 14th February 2003:
 
Im getting drunk in the pub with the boys after work (not the little boys)
Posted by Sul, 14:52, 14th February 2003:
 
And that's probably where I'll end up too. I wish I had a chance to make a B plan :(

Just think, Rosie's "getting her brains fucked out" right now. And most of us are at work.
Posted by chandler, 14:58, 14th February 2003:
 
:( and she hasnt even set up a webcam
Posted by chandler, 15:00, 14th February 2003:
 
He's a tip for what to do if you just start crying in the street:

Just pretend you have something in your eye, that's what I do. Or think of something happy...

...like a clown.

(From the Peter Baynham archives)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:01, 14th February 2003:
 
Or stop being such a big girls blouse and obtain a stella overdose.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:12, 14th February 2003:
 
I will be getting smashed and listening to The Smiths and quite possibly the Pixies. And trying to pull. I hate valentines.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:17, 14th February 2003:
 
Thats a bit excessive. (the smiths that is) why dont you go the whole hog and watch 'The Wall' whilst your at it.
Posted by jeff, 15:19, 14th February 2003:
 
ap, i thought you were coming to leicesterstershire??
Posted by November Eclectica, 15:31, 14th February 2003:
 
I will be at home, all alone, wishing I was getting my brains fucked out like Rosie.

I need a drink.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:36, 14th February 2003:
 
jeff - I am, but will possibly go to 80's night at fanclub tonight and try and pull ageing Durannies. Then on saturday I'm going to Brighton Beach, trying not to laugh at the 18 year olds dressed like Steve Marriott and / or Steve Cradock
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:37, 14th February 2003:
 
...and will also try and find someone who will let me fuck their brains out. (I have a backup lady, but it's a potential timebomb so maybe not)
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:52, 14th February 2003:
 
slitting my wrists
Posted by November Eclectica, 19:33, 14th February 2003:
 
what are you doing redmaiden ... what is this slitting your wrist talk?
Posted by chandler, 21:12, 14th February 2003:
 
come on Red, talking to me online must be better than slitting your wrists.

I'm not that bad.
Posted by Redmaiden, 21:58, 14th February 2003:
 
erm I was being kinda jokey, sorry if you took it the wrong way :S
Posted by chandler, 22:10, 14th February 2003:
 
:D I think you scared Nov but I knew you were kidding. so wha tis your MSN name?
Posted by November Eclectica, 22:29, 14th February 2003:
 
Yeah, she did scare me. Glad to know you were kidding. *hugs*
Posted by Redmaiden, 00:30, 15th February 2003:
 
I'm shy *runs off*
Posted by ell, 20:57, 16th February 2003:
 
Nov: It's called "tongue-in-cheek" humour...
Posted by chandler, 21:51, 16th February 2003:
 
hahahaa *haha*