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Posted by chris, 15:21, 24th February 2003:
 
We gotta admit it, we all fucking rock, and we are so nice too!

Sul and RUSS are going to this Maxim party together...

James and I are going to see 3 Doors Down...

Rosie and Donnie are gonna get married...

...and now Cal is coming with me to LA, a week tomorrow!!!

Life is good :)
Posted by chandler, 15:21, 24th February 2003:
 
I dont get to go anywhere with anyone :( *sniff*
Posted by chris, 15:24, 24th February 2003:
 
hmmm, well I dunno mate - Redmaiden keeps looking at you funny ;)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:31, 24th February 2003:
 
Thats cos of the wonky eyes ;)
Posted by donnie, 15:35, 24th February 2003:
 
so that's why she wears her shoes on the wrong feet?
Posted by Rosie, 15:40, 24th February 2003:
 
Chay u can come to the wedding!
Posted by donnie, 15:40, 24th February 2003:
 
yeah, we'll even provide proper food for you ;)
Posted by Rosie, 15:43, 24th February 2003:
 
you could bring redmaiden as your guest chay...
Posted by donnie, 15:46, 24th February 2003:
 
we'll set up some suggestive lighting at your table

(Neon sign saying "hurry up and get on with it")
Posted by Rosie, 15:48, 24th February 2003:
 
lol! yeah - i will make sure that Red catches my wedding bouquet...
Posted by donnie, 15:53, 24th February 2003:
 
i'm off now, catch y'all tomorrow...
Posted by Rosie, 16:04, 24th February 2003:
 
C U L8r.
Posted by chandler, 16:09, 24th February 2003:
 
Wow! When and Where is the wedding!
Posted by Rosie, 16:20, 24th February 2003:
 
A secret location. We will keep u posted!
Posted by chandler, 16:22, 24th February 2003:
 
hooray!
Posted by chandler, 16:23, 24th February 2003:
 
yeah, we'll even provide proper food for you ;)

Veal and Faux Gras?
Posted by Rosie, 16:25, 24th February 2003:
 
I made some vegeterian sausage rolls on saturday chay - they were yum.
Will get the recipe and post it here for you..
Posted by angel_mouse, 16:26, 24th February 2003:
 
rub it in, why don't you chris? im going to go and sit in my corner and cry.
Posted by cal, 16:50, 24th February 2003:
 
i'm going to LA with chris! in a week! and we organised it this morning! we rule!
Posted by chandler, 16:58, 24th February 2003:
 
damn you. how much does that cost. swanning off to LA at the drop of a hat, you shower of bastards
Posted by Gary, 17:00, 24th February 2003:
 
Is there a reason why are you going to LA? Or was it just a spur of the moment thing or something?
Posted by Gary, 17:00, 24th February 2003:
 
damn you. how much does that cost. swanning off to LA at the drop of a hat, you shower of bastards

Hehehe... my thoughts exactly, Chay! :)
Posted by RUSS, 17:00, 24th February 2003:
 
here here
Posted by chandler, 17:15, 24th February 2003:
 
you havent answered the question cal
Posted by cal, 17:15, 24th February 2003:
 
chris's dad lives there. and we need a holiday
Posted by chandler, 17:16, 24th February 2003:
 
oh. how much does it cost was the question
Posted by cal, 17:16, 24th February 2003:
 
not too much
Posted by chandler, 17:17, 24th February 2003:
 
but more than enough?
Posted by chandler, 17:18, 24th February 2003:
 
ok then a better question would be where did you get the flights from. then i can look for myself without you having to tell be the actual cost
Posted by chandler, 17:21, 24th February 2003:
 
does everyone piss off at 5?
Posted by RUSS, 17:23, 24th February 2003:
 
no half past for me,

chow
Posted by Gary, 17:30, 24th February 2003:
 
I drop in from time to time.
Posted by cal, 17:33, 24th February 2003:
 
you'll have to ask chris where they were from
Posted by chandler, 17:37, 24th February 2003:
 
right

CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS!!!!!!
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:44, 24th February 2003:
 
OOh congrats Rosieposie!

For the record: I don't have wonky eyes and my shoes are not on the wrong feet
Posted by chandler, 00:31, 25th February 2003:
 
well thats a relief
Posted by November Eclectica, 01:48, 25th February 2003:
 
I feel left out now. *pout*
Posted by guy_parsons, 02:32, 25th February 2003:
 
Russ and Sul, can I come to the Maxim party? I'll be good!
Posted by Rosie, 09:03, 25th February 2003:
 
Thank you for that cal.
:)
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:14, 25th February 2003:
 
I feel left out too. Sometimes it sucks being in the iamcal B-Team.
Posted by chris, 13:29, 25th February 2003:
 
Hello!!!

We got our flights from a company called budget travel or something, it's a business flight company me old man uses.

and they cost MILLIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we just rock you see!

woo yay woo yay woo yay woo yay!!!!!!
Posted by chris, 13:36, 25th February 2003:
 
rub it in, why don't you chris? im going to go and sit in my corner and cry.

ok....

woo yay woo yay woo yay woo yay!!!!!! ;)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:36, 25th February 2003:
 
Big fuckin deal, im going to manchester for the weekend so stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
Posted by donnie, 14:04, 25th February 2003:
 
i'd much rather go to Manchester.

it bites :S
Posted by donnie, 14:05, 25th February 2003:
 
Veal and Faux Gras?

like we're going to let you know in advance!!!
Posted by chandler, 14:05, 25th February 2003:
 
:)
Posted by donnie, 14:10, 25th February 2003:
 
actually, even i wont eat veal...
Posted by Rosie, 14:12, 25th February 2003:
 
Me neither. lets not have that then at our reception don, eh?
Posted by chandler, 14:13, 25th February 2003:
 
what about Faux Gras then
Posted by donnie, 14:17, 25th February 2003:
 
I'm from Kent, I'm not classy enough to know what that is, it just sounds cruel though ;)

Rosie : None at the the reception then sweetie :)
Posted by Rosie, 14:17, 25th February 2003:
 
I'm being stupid - but wtf is that?

Something posh ppl munch?
Posted by donnie, 14:17, 25th February 2003:
 
....actually

I want just ice cream and jelly and vaaaaaaaaaaaaaast amounts of stella at the reception...
Posted by chandler, 14:30, 25th February 2003:
 
actually its foie gras but i spelt it wrong. they stuff a goose or ducky with nasty things to make its liver swell up really big, then they cut the liver out. that is foie gras. yum yum
Posted by chandler, 14:30, 25th February 2003:
 
its very posh and expensive
Posted by Rosie, 14:37, 25th February 2003:
 
OMG- that is revolting!
Posted by donnie, 14:46, 25th February 2003:
 
ice cream and jelly all the way!

That was so disgusting i had to make myself a bacon sandwich
Posted by donnie, 14:53, 25th February 2003:
 
btw - at which point is the goose or ducky dead?
Posted by chris, 14:58, 25th February 2003:
 
I feel left out now. *pout*

Then come meet the two of us in LA! I'm saying this having no idea how cheap or expensive US internal flights are...
Posted by chandler, 15:06, 25th February 2003:
 
btw - at which point is the goose or ducky dead?

just before they take its liver. its alive when they are force feeding it stuff for days. they kill it just before it bursts I think.
Posted by donnie, 15:08, 25th February 2003:
 
phew, sounded kinda temple of doom before you cleared that up for me... ;)
Posted by Rosie, 15:09, 25th February 2003:
 
ARRGGGG!! That should be made illegal! Its sick! What do they feed them on - like special shit and stuff? Poor things....
Posted by Grim..., 15:10, 25th February 2003:
 
Steady, steady.

At this point I think it should be mentioned that foie gras is actually pate, made from duck or chicken liver like most other types of pate.

It's very nice.

All pate animals are fed hormones to make their liver swell, I don't think it's anything to do with the foie gras itself - after all, that sort of thing hasn't been going on for long, but foie gras is centuries old.
Posted by donnie, 15:11, 25th February 2003:
 
oh, ok i feel much better now :)

maybe that's why Pate looks the same coming out...
Posted by Rosie, 15:11, 25th February 2003:
 
I only eat chicken, no other meat. I dont eat their livers and shit though. It just sounds a bit harsh....

:(
Posted by donnie, 15:13, 25th February 2003:
 
so this is going to now be KFC, ice cream and jelly?
Posted by Rosie, 15:14, 25th February 2003:
 
Yes Sir! I love KFC.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 15:19, 25th February 2003:
 
As oppose to eating their legs and things which is not harsh?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:19, 25th February 2003:
 
You love KFC!!?!?! Eh? And you think making Pate is barbaric?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:22, 25th February 2003:
 
Whats KFC got to do with chicken?
Posted by Rosie, 15:23, 25th February 2003:
 
HANG ON!!!

i merely mentioned that stuffing a goose or whatever the hell it was, was a bit rough - thats all. I personally wouldn't eat it.
Posted by Rosie, 15:25, 25th February 2003:
 
And pls don't tell me any yukky stories about KFC/Kentucky Fried Cock and put me off eating it!
Posted by donnie, 15:28, 25th February 2003:
 
I love KFC... it is the food of gods... and i eat pate too.

Look it's our wedding and we'll eat what we like!!!!!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:31, 25th February 2003:
 
Who are you kidding donnie, now Rosie is famous its location=dumpsville, population=you.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:33, 25th February 2003:
 
Fair enough, i shall keep quiet.
Posted by cal, 15:35, 25th February 2003:
 
anyway, it's *me* she sent the photo to

i'll let her pick the flowers, i'll find a church
Posted by Rosie, 15:35, 25th February 2003:
 
Foghorn: ;)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:37, 25th February 2003:
 
;op
Posted by donnie, 15:40, 25th February 2003:
 
dumped donnie shall return to the land off egg sandwiches...
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:44, 25th February 2003:
 
Im sorry donnie, i feel bad about being the bearer of bad tidings, would you like my sister? one careful owner, only rode her on sundays, only two children?
Posted by Rosie, 15:44, 25th February 2003:
 
FYI
I've got 2 sisters - aged 18 and 20.
Posted by Sul, 15:46, 25th February 2003:
 
How like you are they?
Posted by Rosie, 15:48, 25th February 2003:
 
They both have long dark hair. They have dark eyes instead of blue like me. They are gorgeous - But I'm biased!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:48, 25th February 2003:
 
Bagsie the fattest one ;)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:49, 25th February 2003:
 
18 yrs old!!! *rubs hands together*
Posted by Sul, 15:50, 25th February 2003:
 
Do they, errrr, 'talk' like you?
Posted by Rosie, 15:50, 25th February 2003:
 
Why the fattest one vic? Are you in to that?

PS They are NOT fat.
Posted by Rosie, 15:52, 25th February 2003:
 
No! They have been to college and shit and I'm seen as the "black sheep". The oldest one tells me off for swearing/farting/burping, but my youngest sis laughs!
Posted by Rosie, 15:52, 25th February 2003:
 
SUl: See how I didn't take offence...
Posted by Grim..., 15:53, 25th February 2003:
 
So, they don't have filthy mouths and minds to match?
Damn.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:56, 25th February 2003:
 
but the younger one laughs at Rosie's 'foul mouth' .. she must approve then..nice :D
Posted by Sul, 15:56, 25th February 2003:
 
Why would you take offence? None was meant. Your down-to-earth bluntness is refreshing in a world of increasing preppyness.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:57, 25th February 2003:
 
i didn't say they WERE fat, i just want the more 'generously proportioned' one.
Posted by Sul, 15:57, 25th February 2003:
 
Oh, and if you're happy to pimp your sisters then I'm sure you love them enough to give me and vic their phone numbers :)
Posted by Rosie, 15:57, 25th February 2003:
 
Sul: Cheers!
Posted by Rosie, 15:59, 25th February 2003:
 
Victor likes fat birds, Victor likes fat birds, ( etc)
OR are you talking about big tits...
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:00, 25th February 2003:
 
thats what i thought Rosie...big tits
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:01, 25th February 2003:
 
What say sul, shall we show these potential 88's the sights and sounds of downtown waterloo?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:04, 25th February 2003:
 
88's??
Posted by Sul, 16:05, 25th February 2003:
 
SE1 be the postcode of luurrve, baby
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:06, 25th February 2003:
 
Dont know about anyone else but i am now confused. :(
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:06, 25th February 2003:
 
88's.

think about it FL.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:08, 25th February 2003:
 
AH!! 2 fat ladies!
Posted by Rosie, 16:08, 25th February 2003:
 
Oh my god do you think I'm fat in that photo? granted , my arm looks bigger than my head coz its squashed againest my body,... i'm not fat.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:10, 25th February 2003:
 
Give the man a prize!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:11, 25th February 2003:
 
Sorry, very slow today...hard day at the office!
Posted by Sul, 16:11, 25th February 2003:
 
FL: Bingo!

hahaha, ahem, sorry

Who said you were fat Rosie?
Posted by Rosie, 16:12, 25th February 2003:
 
Well... I've got a thing about my arms being porky.

maybe i'm just paranoid. maybe i have fat arms. Who knows?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:12, 25th February 2003:
 
At no stage did i say, imply or even think you were fat rosie, your a fine figure of a woman, im just hoping you have a pizza loving sister.
Posted by Rosie, 16:15, 25th February 2003:
 
;)Ok then. I'll ask 'em.... What should i say u look like vic?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:17, 25th February 2003:
 
Rosie, ask the youngest if she likes Scotsmen..plz
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:18, 25th February 2003:
 
Tell them im a six-foot war hero with an enormous.........bank balance :)
Posted by Rosie, 16:23, 25th February 2003:
 
Okey dokey! I'll see what I can do....
:)
Posted by Rosie, 16:35, 25th February 2003:
 
My mum is single at the mo....any takers?
Posted by Sul, 16:37, 25th February 2003:
 
I'm really suspicious now. Will you be charging for any of these women Rosie?
Posted by Rosie, 16:38, 25th February 2003:
 
lol!






yes.
Posted by Sul, 16:47, 25th February 2003:
 
Vic, seeing as you're loaded, can you buy me a Relative-of-Rosie for a birthday pressie?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:51, 25th February 2003:
 
No problem, it'll have to be the thinner one though
Posted by Rosie, 16:55, 25th February 2003:
 
I'm off now.

Cheerio people!
:)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:58, 25th February 2003:
 
Me 2, (off to stalk rosie home) laters.
Posted by November Eclectica, 18:10, 25th February 2003:
 
I'm still at work, but then again I am on a differnt time table then you guys.
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:18, 25th February 2003:
 
Rosie I think you look very pretty in your photo and no way could you ever be deemed as fat!

I dunno what's wrong with fat birds though, I rather like women who look a bit robust
Posted by cal, 20:59, 25th February 2003:
 
i'm happy with just rosie. you lot can keep the sisters, mother, grandfather etc.
Posted by bob the builder, 09:36, 30th April 2003:
 
[edited cos this guy is mentally deficient]
Posted by jlittle, 09:38, 30th April 2003:
 
erm, go away...
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:46, 30th April 2003:
 
ok, this is getting beyond a joke now, is it the same tosser who keeps popping up with different names or have we attracted an army of adolescents with our ill-judged riddles and sanchez type threads?

Its nice to resurrect threads like this from time to time though.
Posted by chandler, 09:48, 30th April 2003:
 
it is:

chris, 15:24 24 February 2003 [edit] : (195.92.67.70)
hmmm, well I dunno mate - Redmaiden keeps looking at you funny ;)


how right he was.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:50, 30th April 2003:
 
i always suspected chris might have secret powers.
Posted by chandler, 09:55, 30th April 2003:
 
:D
Posted by beargod, 09:57, 30th April 2003:
 
see into the future, or has he traveled back in time?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:59, 30th April 2003:
 
*&)^(&*(£)&$*_£&$)£
Posted by ilovebeerme, 10:00, 30th April 2003:
 
Maybe he has done both.
Posted by chandler, 10:09, 30th April 2003:
 
he saw into the future.
but the signs were already there
Posted by ilovebeerme, 10:19, 30th April 2003:
 
There is an area of Edinburgh called The Gyle. It is on the outskirts and has a big shopping centre and loads of new offices and so on. Anyway, when the shopping centre had just been completed there was, on the slip road into the carpark, a sign attached to a lampost. It was your standard sign about two feet wide and had written in big letters:

EXPERIMENTAL SIGN

It was great I was upset when they took it down.