Posted by
chandler, 12:33, 25th February 2003:
I had a dream last night. Me and Cal entered an art competition. And we both won. So we got free tickets to fly to France. And we were on the plane getting ready to take off. And men came on the plane to check us for weapons. And I looked in my bag and saw my swiss army knife and then was worried that I would be arrested. and I looked some more and saw that my whole bag was filled with army knives. But they didnt search my bag so that was OK.
Then we got to France and to the beach. And the smarmy competition man told us that as part of our prize we HAD to spend the day with Mel and Sue
(whether we wanted to or not) and they were trying to entertain us but wernt funny at all, and we were really annoyed with them. So we started calling them Mel and Kim and this really annoyed Sue. And then we pushed them off a harbour into the sea.
And that was the end of that.
Posted by
Sul, 12:36, 25th February 2003:
See what happens when you don't eat properly people!!!
Posted by
chandler, 12:38, 25th February 2003:
And I can trace everything in that dream to events the day before:
Cal - Cos I'm always on here.
Art Competition - Cos I was drawing those spats and then thought about how I havent done any drawing of my own for a long time.
France - Cos I was listening to the news and they were talking about France being against the war.
Plane/Holiday - Cos Cal was talking about that trip to LA
Swiss Army Knife - Cos I cut my toenails with the sissors on my Army Knife before going to bed.
Mel and Sue - Cos I was designing a character at work yesterday and someone said it looked like Sue of Mel and sue
Mel and Kim - Cos I listened to "Respectable" on my jukebox thingy before I went to sleep.
I've never had a dream that had such easily identifiable origins before.
Posted by
Rosie, 12:49, 25th February 2003:
Chay -you have a jukebox in your bedroom? That is so cool...
Posted by
chandler, 12:54, 25th February 2003:
uh no. my portable jukebox thingy. the mp3 player with the 20Gb hard disk. but yes a real jukebox would be pretty cool
Posted by
cal, 13:04, 25th February 2003:
i am slightly worried now that all of you dream about me :/
At least you dream. I haven't had any dreams for awhile now.
Posted by
chandler, 13:31, 25th February 2003:
i didnt used to ever remember my dreams. I started trying to write them down at uni, for a project. but I didnt have many. I think I sleep too deeply normally. Or I sleep weirdly after dreaming so that I have forgotten it by the time I wake up
Posted by
chris, 13:33, 25th February 2003:
Everyone has dreams, it's all part of REM (insert cheap Michael Stipe joke)...
...you just don't always remember, and on average you have 40 a night.
Actually sometimes people do stop dreaming, better hope it doesn't last long because it leads to psychotic episodes.
Posted by
cal, 13:35, 25th February 2003:
mine are all about rosie
Posted by
chandler, 13:36, 25th February 2003:
yeah i thought we all did. but I used to have trouble remembering them. I now only remember them occassionally. like once a week
Cal is making me jealous. *pout*
Don't worry Nov, mine will all be about rosie from now on as well.
Posted by
donnie, 13:54, 25th February 2003:
That's my future wife you are talking about... well dream away boys...
...instant money making idea!!!!!
Posted by
Gary, 14:13, 25th February 2003:
I won't divulge what goes on in my dreams (when I have them). It's positively scary stuff - but then again, I am working my way through my X-Files DVDs again before I go to bed...
You'll all be glad to know they've not included any of you lot yet, though. :)
Posted by
donnie, 14:14, 25th February 2003:
You'll all be glad to know they've not included any of you lot yet, though
Correct.
Posted by
Gary, 14:24, 25th February 2003:
Hehehehe...
I feel so unloved ... thanks a lot. *pouting*
Posted by
Bex, 18:15, 25th February 2003:
I've had a number of strange dreams recently:
1) Cal and I were about to get married. Just before the ceremony, he told me that he had recently cheated on me twice but we decided to go ahead and get married anyway. After the wedding we never saw each other again :(
2) I handed in an assignment to my lecturer but he told me it was crap and so decided to kill me :(
Anyone care to explain those...
Posted by
Redmaiden, 18:20, 25th February 2003:
I lurve you Nov ;-)
Awe shucks .. thanks redmaiden.
Posted by
donnie, 21:00, 25th February 2003:
Bex is sick
Posted by
cal, 21:02, 25th February 2003:
bex: i think maybe you watch too much "sex and the city". stop it
Posted by
donnie, 21:56, 25th February 2003:
watching that shit is enough to make anyone sick
Merge those dreams together and kill cal for cheating!
Posted by
Bex, 19:49, 27th February 2003:
.... now that's an idea :)
Posted by
reitsma, 20:51, 27th February 2003:
nov - want a dream, and a wierd one at that?
have two beers, just before going to bed.
it never fails for me.
I've tried that and it didn't work.
Posted by
la, 01:53, 28th February 2003:
Last night I dreamt that I had lots of tiny black ants in my hands.
I wasn't holding ants, they were actually in my flesh, and if I scratched my hands little ant body-parts fell out.
anyone care to explain that one?
Posted by
cal, 08:45, 28th February 2003:
stop licking brightly colored frogs?
you watch The Mummy recently?
I finally had a dream:
I dreamed that I was in a cabin in the woods and it was warn outside. I was therw with friends and we were sitting in front of the fire we built and taking turns reading a book. It was great. I felt peacful and calm.
Posted by
beargod, 14:36, 28th February 2003:
Hippy
Posted by
chandler, 14:37, 28th February 2003:
what a crappy dream. where were the monsters, the murders and the mayhem. That dream of yours would send me to sleep
Aye .. at least I had a dream for a change. I think it has to do with the fact that I am going to Knetucky next month and we rented a cabin.
beargod - my sister would laugh at you for that one.
Posted by
chandler, 15:00, 28th February 2003:
:P
What do they make in Knetucky?
Posted by
chandler, 15:02, 28th February 2003:
Fried Chikcen
Posted by
beargod, 15:05, 28th February 2003:
lol
If you want to have a dream then eat lots of cheese just before you go to bed....that will do the trick.
yyyeah!! call poured this glucouse syrup into my eye, and the eye pupil is alike a big hole in my eye, so when he poured it in it went into my mind but my mind was a big clock and all the wheels got all sticky and cover in glucose syrup and mSG.
Posted by
chandler, 16:30, 28th February 2003:
I think you had too much cheese
Posted by
beargod, 16:35, 28th February 2003:
or drank too much KY Jelly, the words are just slipping out on to you fingers arn't they
I meant Kentucky. I hate it when I have a typo.
omg I had a dream about Chandler! LOL He'd put his bits up for auction on ebay! Sadly I didn't get to see the pic as my mum woke me up for tea.
I think this says that I am doing to much ebaying
Posted by
cal, 17:56, 2nd March 2003:
and thinking of chandler too much
Posted by
beargod, 18:30, 2nd March 2003:
Cal you should be proud 2 people finding themselves on your site
*ahem* I knew where I was already
Posted by
chandler, 22:47, 2nd March 2003:
Whooohooo! She's dreaming about me. That's a result!
"He'd put his bits up for auction on ebay"
By "bits" what do you mean exactly?
Posted by
chandler, 23:33, 2nd March 2003:
oh
thought so
I used to know a girl called jenny taylor
Posted by
chandler, 09:17, 3rd March 2003:
really? or is that a lie?
no its true, i went to school with her.
Posted by
plindoe, 09:44, 3rd March 2003:
me too, nice girl, very BIG thou!
Posted by
plindoe, 09:45, 3rd March 2003:
ah well, i have now woken up porperly so that means i must go to work! shitter!
True, what time did you finish up last night?
Posted by
plindoe, 16:07, 3rd March 2003:
4.45am, very drunk
"Mel and Kim - Cos I listened to "Respectable" on my jukebox thingy before I went to sleep"
hmmmmmm hmmmm hmmm *slightly worried*
"you ain't never gonna be respectable"
Posted by
chandler, 20:22, 3rd March 2003:
Just noticed that did you? Its cos where I used to work they used to sing "Chay chay chay chay ch ch ch ch ch chay chay" from the Mel and Kim chorus. It drove me mad, and then I downloaded the song.
and then you grew to love the song
Posted by
chandler, 23:15, 3rd March 2003:
yes. its the old old story
f.f.fork in my frikkin EYE
Posted by
beargod, 12:02, 10th March 2003:
I'm scared
Your scared? why don't you read the comments on Darren's profile page. then you'll know fear.
The way he misspelled "Fonz" scared the shit out of me quite frankly.
Chris I notice you said that the average amount of dreams you have in one night is 40, this can't be possible as the average REM cycle takes around 45 minutes and you only sleep for about 9 hours at a time so surely it is more like 12 dreams in a night?!!?!?!
I dreamt about Saddam Hussein last night. I and several others were trapped on this island by him and we were all being totured. It took weeks to be rescued and I had to wear a burqua. It wasn't a nice dream :(
Posted by
beargod, 18:37, 10th March 2003:
burqua is that some sort of water thing?
it's a head dress some women in the Middle East are forced to wear, I think it has a few different names though
Posted by
beargod, 09:12, 11th March 2003:
I want to be a monk, in a monks get up
Posted by
chris, 18:49, 11th March 2003:
powerpuffgirl - just something i read more then once...
Posted by
cal, 22:49, 11th March 2003:
powerpuffgirl - which of the girls are you?>
Posted by
chris, 23:24, 11th March 2003:
i want to be bubbles :)
well you can be but I'm Blossom and no one else can be or I'll pout!
Posted by
chris, 01:57, 12th March 2003:
i'm buttercup:
www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=1
Posted by
cal, 01:58, 12th March 2003:
err, that was me again, not chris