Discussion » Blue Jam

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Posted by earthworm, 09:35, 26th February 2003:
 
Can anyone remember a Chris Morris program that aired late at night called Blue Jam?

Does anyone have it on video?

Would you be prepared to make a copy for me? (I'll pay!!)

Thank You
Big Chris Morris Fan!
Posted by amightygoodleader, 09:39, 26th February 2003:
 
Blue Jam was the tv version of the radio show. It was a channel four job if i remember, sorry i don't have it but you can get the radio version here www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00004... its really surreal and typically Morris. Has anyone seen his short film yet?
Posted by chandler, 09:41, 26th February 2003:
 
No. I even asked Peter Baynham (well I have to name drop every few days) and he hasnt seen it yet either!

Blue Jam also was broadcast as Blue Jaaaaam which was remixed and really wierd with strange music over the top.

www.cookdandbombd.co.uk
Posted by earthworm, 09:42, 26th February 2003:
 
not yet... I hear it is really good though. Last thing I heard was that he had fled to France after the Paedogeddon episode of BrassEye... He is one of a few true comic genius'!
Posted by chandler, 09:50, 26th February 2003:
 
I think it was the tabloids that said he had "fled" to france. As if he was scared of the papers. He went on holiday with his family for a couple of weeks. Armando Ianucci and Peter Baynham are on the comic genius list too
Posted by ilovebeerme, 09:56, 26th February 2003:
 
So is Adam Sandler.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:59, 26th February 2003:
 
and Patrick Moore
Posted by earthworm, 10:01, 26th February 2003:
 
I may be digging myself a shallow grave here but Who is Peter Baynham?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:01, 26th February 2003:
 
Adam Sandler is the anticomic
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:05, 26th February 2003:
 
earthworm, i think he has something to do with Pot noodle adverts..thats all i know.
Posted by chandler, 10:10, 26th February 2003:
 
hahaha.

earthworm: You arent a big Chris Morris fan if you dont know who Peter Bayham is. He was on the Chris Morris Music Show on radio 1, he co-wrote On the Hour and The Day Today, and Brass Eye. He was on both Fist of Fun (Lee and Herring)and the Friday Night Armistice (Armando Iannuci) Oh and he also co-wrote Knowing me, Knowing you and I'm Alan Partridge.
Posted by chandler, 10:10, 26th February 2003:
 
oh and yes he did a pot noodle advert with armando iannuci
Posted by earthworm, 10:12, 26th February 2003:
 
Sorry, I do know who he is... I just looked him up... my mistake...
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:12, 26th February 2003:
 
And he sang "Your the voice" back in '86.
Posted by chandler, 10:17, 26th February 2003:
 
earthworm - no need to apologise.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 10:18, 26th February 2003:
 
God I love Adam Sandler. He is most misunderstood. HIs films are shit and he knows that but damn are they funny. Whats not funny about people falling down and getting real angry. Genius.
Posted by earthworm, 10:20, 26th February 2003:
 
Happy Gilmore was good though...
Posted by ilovebeerme, 10:20, 26th February 2003:
 
I'm serious I really do love him. He's great.
Posted by earthworm, 10:21, 26th February 2003:
 
do you really love him though...
Posted by cal, 10:28, 26th February 2003:
 
have you seen punch drunk love

very bizarre


but it has emily watson in - woo!
Posted by chandler, 10:32, 26th February 2003:
 
is punch drunk love good? cos it is sitting on a shelf here at work on DVD and I'm not sure whether to borrow it or not
Posted by cal, 10:38, 26th February 2003:
 
it's sort of good. worth watching
Posted by ilovebeerme, 10:43, 26th February 2003:
 
"do you really love him though..."

I have my own happy place and I think newspaper can deal with any spillage.
Posted by Redmaiden, 20:07, 26th February 2003:
 
I fancy Adam Sandler
Posted by donnie, 23:17, 26th February 2003:
 
Adam Sandler is hysterical!!!!
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:21, 27th February 2003:
 
Now, now Chandler, I think Mr Baynham has been fellated enough!
Posted by chandler, 09:32, 27th February 2003:
 
true
Posted by chandler, 09:32, 27th February 2003:
 
it wont happen again
Posted by misteralfie, 08:56, 3rd March 2003:
 
I saw the new Chris morris short film on saturday night. really really good, if you press left on the remote, you will get a short clip of Chris Morris and Baynham naked in a front room with crackers in their bums, and then a fade in to "blue jam 0403" or something like that. leads me to believe theyllbe releasing a dvd of the show soon. yay!
also, you can buy the dvd for the dog short at www.warprecords.com/?mart=WF001


edit - in fact, I just bought it. nicely done little site they have there ey?
Posted by chandler, 09:18, 3rd March 2003:
 
jam DVD is out soon
Posted by chandler, 09:18, 3rd March 2003:
 
£7 for a ten minute film. is it worth it?
Posted by chandler, 10:00, 3rd March 2003:
 
search for Chris Morris on Play.com for Chris Morris' Jam - Complete Series (2 Discs)
Posted by thegush, 16:12, 8th May 2003:
 
jaaaam is the perfect dvd to sit and watch stoned out of ur box if u want to get brainwronged
Posted by cal, 16:15, 8th May 2003:
 
i watched episodes 1 and 2 last night. good stuff
Posted by chandler, 16:17, 8th May 2003:
 
jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
Posted by thegush, 16:22, 8th May 2003:
 
i know dean boorsy personally and saw the snot shot some of it went into my eye now i have a baby growing in it
Posted by Snow White, 16:33, 8th May 2003:
 
i just saw this site, i watched jam last nite its mad!
Posted by daveydave, 16:33, 8th May 2003:
 
snow white likes cock doesnt she? wanna cum round my place tonight
Posted by Snow White, 16:38, 8th May 2003:
 
no thanks i dont like green spunk
Posted by daveydave, 16:39, 8th May 2003:
 
its not green its milky white like u
Posted by daveydave, 16:40, 8th May 2003:
 
hello julie dan told me all about u ur wearing a white top arent u
Posted by thegush, 16:43, 8th May 2003:
 
only me
Posted by Snow White, 16:45, 8th May 2003:
 
no im not wot r u on about
Posted by thegush, 16:46, 8th May 2003:
 
sorry
Posted by Snow White, 16:46, 8th May 2003:
 
wots up the gush?
Posted by thegush, 16:47, 8th May 2003:
 
but do u really want some
Posted by Snow White, 16:51, 8th May 2003:
 
some what? better watch the gush might get u
Posted by cal, 16:51, 8th May 2003:
 
what is wrong with you people?

fuck off
Posted by beargod, 16:52, 8th May 2003:
 
I think they love you Cal
Posted by Snow White, 16:53, 8th May 2003:
 
its not me its them! wot the fuck?
Posted by cal, 16:54, 8th May 2003:
 
*ip block added*



fucktards
Posted by Sul, 16:57, 8th May 2003:
 
*sigh* We're being invaded by idiots all of a sudden. :(
Posted by Rosie, 16:57, 8th May 2003:
 
LOL!

Yay cal!
Posted by chandler, 17:01, 8th May 2003:
 
fucktards! hahahaa

i still dont get why there have been so many twats in recent months. it used to be ok.
Posted by beargod, 17:32, 8th May 2003:
 
I think they look for beargod in the search engines and find this place
Posted by cal, 17:37, 8th May 2003:
 
that could be it
Posted by cal, 17:37, 8th May 2003:
 
though actually, i have no idea
Posted by Victor Menendez, 18:50, 8th May 2003:
 
actually i am fairly sure that 'riddles' drew the riddlers (surprisingly) and 'dirty sanchez' drew the schoolkids.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 18:52, 8th May 2003:
 
Dirty sanchez is 10th in the google search list.
Posted by cal, 20:27, 8th May 2003:
 
78 referrals for "Dirty sanchez" so far this month

379 in the second half of april

(no logs from before that)
Posted by Dainippon Sirenitro, 01:28, 9th May 2003:
 
ooooh dear...

Um, 'ere. If anyone is interested in "Jam" and they wanna buy it. Come see me at my shop. I'll sell it to ya for £13.49

(thats if you live near gatwick airport...)
Posted by Dainippon Sirenitro, 01:37, 9th May 2003:
 
oh and the My Wrongs 824-8249 and 117 dvd? is it worth £7 you say? well, for a 12 minute headfuck. It depends...

It's funny in bits but it's the usual malarky of Morris's head content. so, *thumbs up*
:-D
Posted by cal, 08:38, 9th May 2003:
 
i've already got the jam dvd (14.99, amazon) - watched number 3 last night

genius
Posted by beargod, 09:30, 9th May 2003:
 
I could come to buy it in that shop, I am not too far from Gatwick but it would still be cheaper to buy it from the internet
Posted by Dainippon Sirenitro, 01:50, 10th May 2003:
 
mmm'kay. Well... I works at Virgin anyways. So, we got a sale on at the moment. Some good stuff in there i suppose... worth a check anyways.

Heh, could even pop in and say hello if you want. there's a 25% discount in it if you want on anything in store.
*such a nice guy I am...*
Posted by Redmaiden, 01:55, 10th May 2003:
 
I bet you've bought Justin Rimmerlake :p
Posted by Dainippon Sirenitro, 02:03, 10th May 2003:
 
heh, nope.
But I bet you have though! ha ha ;-)
Posted by Redmaiden, 02:03, 10th May 2003:
 
tosser :-P
Posted by thegush, 04:16, 10th May 2003:
 
[im an idiot]
Posted by thegush, 04:18, 10th May 2003:
 
[im an idiot]
Posted by thegush, 04:18, 10th May 2003:
 
cunt
Posted by thegush, 04:19, 10th May 2003:
 
down syndrome cunt
Posted by thegush, 04:19, 10th May 2003:
 
pencil dick cunt
Posted by thegush, 04:20, 10th May 2003:
 
fudge packing cunt
Posted by thegush, 04:20, 10th May 2003:
 
ass ramming cunt
Posted by Victor Menendez, 07:13, 10th May 2003:
 
don't worry 'thegush' i remember the first time i had a sip of shandy, just lie down for a while.
Posted by earthworm, 09:47, 10th May 2003:
 
the gush is going to get banned again!!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:23, 10th May 2003:
 
maybe its josh.
Posted by cal, 16:41, 10th May 2003:
 
he's just trying to get his postcount up. jelous of me and chay
Posted by beargod, 00:57, 11th May 2003:
 
You won't be sitting up there all high and mighty for long Cal, I am on my way, too quickly for my liking
Posted by digo, 15:36, 11th May 2003:
 
justin rimmerlake... lol.
Adam Sandler is no comic genius though - even Matthew Perry is better
Posted by Redmaiden, 15:46, 11th May 2003:
 
don't be fucking dissing Matthew Perry!
Posted by cal, 22:54, 11th May 2003:
 
i've just watched happy gilmore - pretty fuckig funny. certainly better than matthew fucking perry


(sorry red)
Posted by mickywullclanger, 03:39, 12th May 2003:
 
[i am a child]