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Posted by arsepuppy, 09:57, 28th February 2003:
 
It occurred to me that it is exactly the same as the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

Your Proof:

Lister - Will
Rimmer - Carlton
Cat - Jazz and Hilary. In One Person.
Holly - Geoffrey

and.... errrr...... Nah, just forget I said anything.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 09:58, 28th February 2003:
 
Watching red dwarf and smoking crack?
Posted by chandler, 09:59, 28th February 2003:
 
Now there's a wacko theory
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:22, 28th February 2003:
 
As a theory it needs some polishing.

Red Dwarf, still funny after all this time (not the later seasons they are shitty)

Fresh Prince, not very funny at all really.
Posted by chandler, 10:24, 28th February 2003:
 
yes.
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:24, 28th February 2003:
 
spot on dude.
Posted by beargod, 10:25, 28th February 2003:
 
Also there isn't a fat man in Red Dwarf, That could be the captain, if he was in it more
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:26, 28th February 2003:
 
He would be Uncle Phil! Yeah!!!! I was looking for an Uncle Phil.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:28, 28th February 2003:
 
Uncle Phil could be big gay Kryten!
Posted by Grim..., 13:35, 28th February 2003:
 
No, Uncle Phil would be a Kinitawowi!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:48, 28th February 2003:
 
ok
Posted by beargod, 14:06, 28th February 2003:
 
Kinitawowi? Is that listers Wife?
Posted by beargod, 14:08, 28th February 2003:
 
kachanski?
Posted by Sul, 14:09, 28th February 2003:
 
No Lister's wife was (from memory): ach ach ach ach ach ach ach ach ach-ach
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:13, 28th February 2003:
 
i bet she was a scutter
Posted by chandler, 14:15, 28th February 2003:
 
no they were the service droids. His wife was a gelf (part of the Kinitowawi tribe)
Posted by ilovebeerme, 14:17, 28th February 2003:
 
Ainsly Harriot?
Posted by November Eclectica, 14:29, 28th February 2003:
 
I have never seen Red Dwarf, although my friends talk about it all the time.
Posted by chandler, 14:30, 28th February 2003:
 
You poor thing.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:31, 28th February 2003:
 
thats not how i meant 'scutter'
Posted by chandler, 14:32, 28th February 2003:
 
I know. you meant it like minger scrubber sort of skutter right?
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:32, 28th February 2003:
 
Nov: It's like The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, in space.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 14:34, 28th February 2003:
 
Ainsley Harriot palyed the Kinitowowi chief not listers bride.
Posted by beargod, 14:35, 28th February 2003:
 
and better/funnier (before Craig Charles ruined his name by doing Robot Wars)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:35, 28th February 2003:
 
right.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:36, 28th February 2003:
 
The sheer geekiness of Robot Wars brings me close to going postal.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:15, 28th February 2003:
 
Surely Craig Charles ruined his name by being part of the gang rape? allegedly
Posted by beargod, 15:19, 28th February 2003:
 
we ignore that
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:22, 28th February 2003:
 
ah..i see..

I shall no more then.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:24, 28th February 2003:
 
i don't. rapeyraperape.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:24, 28th February 2003:
 
who is "we"??
Posted by chandler, 15:25, 28th February 2003:
 
He was bloody innocent.
Posted by beargod, 15:26, 28th February 2003:
 
Ok its just me and instead of ignor, I forget, OK?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:26, 28th February 2003:
 
'bloody innocent'

Yeah, im sure he was bloody but innocent...not convinced.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:30, 28th February 2003:
 
He was bloody innocent.

Go-Go-Gadget Geek Rage!
Posted by ilovebeerme, 15:32, 28th February 2003:
 
"Go-Go-Gadget Geek Rage!"

Genuine lol. Nice one.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:32, 28th February 2003:
 
Chay, on your pic is that Phil Kay sitting on your lap? (sorry, few pints at lunchtime and i am the cheekiest person alive)
Posted by beargod, 15:36, 28th February 2003:
 
I do hope shell never comes to this site
Posted by chandler, 15:36, 28th February 2003:
 
Oh man, I hope shell doesnt ever see that remark.
Posted by Grim..., 15:52, 28th February 2003:
 
Listers wife, Ach-Ach-ach-ach was a kinitawowi. Kinitawowi is a race.
Posted by beargod, 15:57, 28th February 2003:
 
I am getting really confused now, I thought the gelf was the race
Posted by chandler, 15:58, 28th February 2003:
 
Genetically Engineered Life Form

This included the Polymorph and the Emohawk and other things that they met on their travels
Posted by ilovebeerme, 15:58, 28th February 2003:
 
Gelf are any genetic engineered life forms. Kinitowowi are a race. Ach ach ach ach ach was listers wife and Ainsley HArriot was the chief.
Posted by beargod, 15:58, 28th February 2003:
 
Polymorph was the name of that episode i think
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:59, 28th February 2003:
 
*thud*
Posted by beargod, 15:59, 28th February 2003:
 
don't hit me
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:03, 28th February 2003:
 
Err, Hi Mum, It's me, Dan. Sorry to ring you up this time of day but I'm stuck in Complete Hell at the moment. Could you pick me up please? I'd get a bus but I spent my last 20p on skins..
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:03, 28th February 2003:
 
The thud was my head hitting my desk in horror.
Posted by beargod, 16:04, 28th February 2003:
 
oh
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:11, 28th February 2003:
 
"Err, Hi Mum, It's me, Dan. Sorry to ring you up this time of day but I'm stuck in Complete Hell at the moment. Could you pick me up please? I'd get a bus but I spent my last 20p on skins.."

Ok ok ok we'll talk about Star Trek!
Posted by chandler, 16:18, 28th February 2003:
 
Actually the name of that episode was Polymorph II: Emohawk.

sorry
Posted by beargod, 16:19, 28th February 2003:
 
oh, It was still a brilliant episode, even if i didn't have the right name
Posted by Grim..., 17:22, 28th February 2003:
 
Chandler - it was Emohawk: Polymorph II.

Grim = Red Dwarf Geek...
Posted by chandler, 17:41, 28th February 2003:
 
Grim... Go die. I was worried when i typed it that it would be the other way around. I thought someone would tell me soon enough!
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:50, 28th February 2003:
 
I don't know Shell but Foghorn Leghorn you are a twat
Posted by chandler, 20:07, 28th February 2003:
 
Go Red, Go Red. etc
Posted by beargod, 09:06, 1st March 2003:
 
I agree with Red
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:34, 1st March 2003:
 
Ok ok ok we'll talk about Star Trek!

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Redmaiden, 19:17, 1st March 2003:
 
and you chandler should be sticking up for your friend
Posted by chandler, 23:54, 1st March 2003:
 
That's true. I was choosing to ignore the remark.
Posted by Redmaiden, 14:43, 2nd March 2003:
 
ok I'll let you off then :-)
Posted by Grim..., 20:44, 2nd March 2003:
 
Okay - totally don't get what is going on here.
Except for the fact that I have to die, which is a bit harsh =[
Posted by chandler, 22:41, 2nd March 2003:
 
You have to die cos you spotted my Red Dwarf mistake. its nothing personal
Posted by Grim..., 08:45, 3rd March 2003:
 
Sounds about as personal as it can get - but what else is going on?
Posted by Sul, 08:50, 3rd March 2003:
 
Sounds about as personal as it can get
Not really... He could fuck you then insist you die because you were crap in bed and pointed out his red dwarf mistake. That'd be pretty personal.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 08:54, 3rd March 2003:
 
FL :)
Posted by chandler, 09:21, 3rd March 2003:
 
true
Posted by Sul, 09:50, 3rd March 2003:
 
Or, you could've invited him round your mum's for dinner and while everyone is sitting at the table he shouts "This yorkshire pudding is shite! plus you corrected my Red Dwarf mistake, you must now die for these reasons!". I think I'd take that personally.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:53, 3rd March 2003:
 
Best not to brood too long about this sul.
Posted by Sul, 09:56, 3rd March 2003:
 
Or, you killed his brother and he was avenging his death plus the whole Red Dwarf thing. That'd be personal
Posted by Sul, 09:57, 3rd March 2003:
 
All I'm saying is that it could be far more personal, that's all.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:59, 3rd March 2003:
 
You killed my father and burned my village. now you must PAY!
Posted by Sul, 10:03, 3rd March 2003:
 
Exactly
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:12, 3rd March 2003:
 
As the good book says 'Let he who is without glass-houses throw the first stone!'

Can i get an Amen?
Posted by chandler, 10:29, 3rd March 2003:
 
Aaaameen. Praise the lord.

he's so funny
Posted by chandler, 11:18, 3rd March 2003:
 
this forum is dead today
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:19, 3rd March 2003:
 
yup
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:20, 3rd March 2003:
 
I have noticed that mornings are graveyard slow and its like the M11 by about half three.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:20, 3rd March 2003:
 
oh, it looks as though i have offended some people...oh well. Boo Hoo.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 11:22, 3rd March 2003:
 
I thought it was funny cause it was a joke and jokes based on physical appearance are hilarious.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:23, 3rd March 2003:
 
I thought so, but obviously others didnt.
Posted by beargod, 11:24, 3rd March 2003:
 
I could talk but I am trying to do work cos I have been on the internet all morning
Posted by beargod, 11:26, 3rd March 2003:
 
But foghorn she is female, and taking them mick out of females, is not sensible.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:28, 3rd March 2003:
 
Forget it, it was a innocent joke that seems to have upset people.

So, i am soooo sorry.
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:29, 3rd March 2003:
 
i laughed. sorry.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:33, 3rd March 2003:
 
Dont be, it was meant to be funny, not nasty.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:43, 3rd March 2003:
 
Im not sorry, i found it very funny indeed.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:58, 3rd March 2003:
 
I shall wait for Red, and see what her problem is.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:05, 3rd March 2003:
 
Apart from the fact that she is attracted to chander ;)
Posted by chandler, 12:06, 3rd March 2003:
 
she was defending me. cos she loves me
Posted by chandler, 12:06, 3rd March 2003:
 
;)
Posted by beargod, 12:10, 3rd March 2003:
 
looks like chay is dreaming again, defending him indeed, it was shell she was defending
Posted by chandler, 12:11, 3rd March 2003:
 
well yeah that as well
Posted by beargod, 12:14, 3rd March 2003:
 
:)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:17, 3rd March 2003:
 
She was defending someone she doesnt know? By calling me a twat? Hmmm.
Posted by chandler, 12:18, 3rd March 2003:
 
yep. women eh,
can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em
Posted by beargod, 12:21, 3rd March 2003:
 
don't worry she was also shouting at chandler for not defendeing her himself
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:26, 3rd March 2003:
 
not worried, just not to keen on being called a twat.
Posted by chandler, 12:26, 3rd March 2003:
 
that's true actually
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:28, 3rd March 2003:
 
You know what they say about women FL and chay,

Treat em mean,

Treat em mean.
Posted by beargod, 12:29, 3rd March 2003:
 
yeah don't buy any diamond necklace ever
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:31, 3rd March 2003:
 
stick to pearl ones instead. (sorry. someone had to do that one)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:34, 3rd March 2003:
 
And it wasnt going to be me!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:42, 3rd March 2003:
 
Surprised it wasnt rosie though.
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:51, 3rd March 2003:
 
That reminds me of an embarrasing story actually.... No I won't.. it's a bit sick....
Posted by beargod, 12:53, 3rd March 2003:
 
Go on, we all are intrigued now
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:59, 3rd March 2003:
 
Nothing too exciting really. Just one day I was doing the monkey dance with my girlfriend at the time. Except I didn't lock the door. Anyway, I was about to give her the aforementioned type of jewellery, only to have her flatmate walk in during the money shot, seeing everything. Girlfriend-at-time however, couldn't see anything, as the interruption made me miss the intended target and get her in the eye.

You did ask.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:09, 3rd March 2003:
 
excellent.

Arsepuppy approval rating at 87%
Posted by ilovebeerme, 13:27, 3rd March 2003:
 
What ensued?
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:29, 3rd March 2003:
 
Just an embarrasing incident for all involved. We all laughed after. And I redeemed myself after the Fountain incident, which was to happen a few weeks later.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:31, 3rd March 2003:
 
But I'll save that story for another day.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 13:33, 3rd March 2003:
 
Awwwwww come on tell us about the 'fountain incident'. Sounds like Ludlum.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:41, 3rd March 2003:
 
Ok..... So her brother was around, but he went for a shit, leaving just me and her in the room. So she whipped mine out and went for the ol' BJ. It was all going fine until she had to stop for air. I gave her no indication that the Surf Was Up and as if by magic, a truckload of spooge came out, all over her (fully clothed, about to go out with her brother), on her face, and the rest all over the ceiling (yes, all the way up). Again, it was funny at the time and she loved it. It was her own fault she ended up going out looking like a plasterer's radio though.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:42, 3rd March 2003:
 
I hope my mum isn't reading this.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:43, 3rd March 2003:
 
Or my boss.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:43, 3rd March 2003:
 
Or the local vicar.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 13:44, 3rd March 2003:
 
Or your ex.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:46, 3rd March 2003:
 
She wouldn't mind. She only told all of her bloody mates the day after. They all wanted a go after ;)
Posted by chandler, 13:51, 3rd March 2003:
 
Cal's been gone like ten minutes and already we are onto cum stories
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:53, 3rd March 2003:
 
It must be Monday.
Posted by chandler, 13:56, 3rd March 2003:
 
I never could get the hang of Mondays
Posted by beargod, 13:59, 3rd March 2003:
 
or cumming
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:02, 3rd March 2003:
 
Alan Cumming??
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:05, 3rd March 2003:
 
LOL at plasterers radio!
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:15, 3rd March 2003:
 
To think this started off as a Red Dwarf thread...
Posted by Redmaiden, 19:51, 3rd March 2003:
 
You pissed me off Foghorn because you made a comment about a woman because of her size. Why do you find someone who isn't a size 8 so fucking hilarious?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 08:50, 4th March 2003:
 
He didn't say anything about her size, he said she looked like phil kay (although i suspect he meant peter kay)
Posted by arsepuppy, 08:54, 4th March 2003:
 
I thought that as well. It was never an issue of size.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 08:59, 4th March 2003:
 
Yeah Redmaiden I think you could be the one jumping to steroetypes here. Tsk tsk. I assumed the comment meant facially.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:00, 4th March 2003:
 
Red, i did not mention weight at all. I said Phil Kay (Vic, geezer from Phoenix nights?) as i thought they looked similar.

So, please in the future hold youre little tongue.
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:02, 4th March 2003:
 
It's Peter, but yeah.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:05, 4th March 2003:
 
Is it? Damn!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:07, 4th March 2003:
 
It could even be taken as a compliment perhaps, Peter Kay (Phoenix nights guy) is an amusing, wealthy and talented person.
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:08, 4th March 2003:
 
Very funny, in fact.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 09:10, 4th March 2003:
 
And if he were dead I'd hump him.
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:11, 4th March 2003:
 
arf!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:15, 4th March 2003:
 
Beer, thats a lovely thought for the morning..
Posted by ilovebeerme, 09:20, 4th March 2003:
 
What me humping a dead Peter Kay? Nice. Bit smelly though what with him de-gassing all over the place.
Posted by Redmaiden, 19:36, 4th March 2003:
 
well I do apologise but you are still insulting her
Posted by Victor Menendez, 08:49, 5th March 2003:
 
no, you are insulting her by implying that there is insult in our perfectly innocent statements.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 08:49, 5th March 2003:
 
Don't insult me!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 08:58, 5th March 2003:
 
i didn't insult you!

are you insulting me?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:06, 5th March 2003:
 




Make your own mind up.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:09, 5th March 2003:
 
*snigger*
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:09, 5th March 2003:
 
la la la.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 09:10, 5th March 2003:
 
I've never been so insulted!!
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:12, 5th March 2003:
 
You Bastard! You'll Go To Hell For That! etc...


(hehehe)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:26, 5th March 2003:
 
Right thats it ilovebeerme, you have insulted me for the last time, now you must PAY!

Hyde Park at noon!

You get to choose Pistols, Sabres or a matching pair of timmy's mallets.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 09:30, 5th March 2003:
 
OOOOOOO Timmy Mallets definately!!! Can we take the 'Timmy' refrence a bit further and duel in wheelchairs? TIMMAAY!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:36, 5th March 2003:
 
LOL ok!