Discussion » Come And Play 'savages'

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Posted by Grim..., 17:36, 3rd March 2003:
 
Thanks to help from top IAmCal member JLittle, Savages is up and running, and you are all welcome to play!

Savages is a lot like Terrania (remember that?) - you create a set of savages and give them some attributes, and they wander around Saville and interact with things. Cerain things that they do (eating things, winning fights, getting laid) will earn you points - and poins mean PRIZES*!

So come along and play - everything is (obviously) free - you can sign up here - http://www.hsmx.com/savages .

If you have any thoughts / ideas, please post them here or, ideally, on the Savages forum.












*No they don't.
Posted by chris, 17:42, 3rd March 2003:
 
ooooooooh at last!!!!! I really have been missing Terrania recently!
Posted by Grim..., 17:54, 3rd March 2003:
 
Don't forget to create more than one savage, and to edit your profile and turn e-mails 'ON'.
Posted by chris, 17:59, 3rd March 2003:
 
ok :)
Posted by Grim..., 18:01, 3rd March 2003:
 
Yay - now we just need more people to play...
Posted by Grim..., 08:43, 4th March 2003:
 
Come play!
Come play!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 08:46, 4th March 2003:
 
Im in.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:04, 4th March 2003:
 
it keeps re-setting to not sending me mail, whats going on?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:22, 4th March 2003:
 
Grim...wee bit of help, how do i get the little savages to move?
Posted by beargod, 09:35, 4th March 2003:
 
I want mine to do something, I think they move on their own, my one did but ended up on its lonesome again
Posted by ilovebeerme, 09:57, 4th March 2003:
 
I made 3 little savages. Awwwwww. Why did they have to change the dead humping savages? Seems a bit like discrimination to me!
Posted by Grim..., 10:05, 4th March 2003:
 
The savages will move when they feel like it.
User control is coming soon!
I will take a look at the email problem...
Posted by ilovebeerme, 10:07, 4th March 2003:
 
Best Overall
Lord Thud
(Strength: 105 Toughness: 87 Speed: 99 Intelligence: 100)

Hell yeah! My boy is a diva!!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:09, 4th March 2003:
 
Most Aggressive:
Mighty Vic (128)

Muhahahahahahaha
Posted by beargod, 10:22, 4th March 2003:
 
don't they die of old age?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:23, 4th March 2003:
 
Mine is going to die of losing fights. bah
Posted by beargod, 10:29, 4th March 2003:
 
Son Of Al-poc8 and Al-poc8 get it on!

Thats disgusting
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:37, 4th March 2003:
 
I noticed that...Grim, that is sick!
Posted by ilovebeerme, 11:26, 4th March 2003:
 
Picklemist just beaten up, humped then made friends!!! Sounds like a night out in Newcastle!
Posted by beargod, 11:30, 4th March 2003:
 
I think i am going to have my first casualty soon
Posted by beargod, 11:41, 4th March 2003:
 
Grim, is it possible to get this game for me and a couple of my friends to play with? On my site?
Posted by beargod, 11:48, 4th March 2003:
 
Lady Penelope has gone into labour! Lady Penelope has seen Jack. Lady Penelope attacks Jack! What a woman
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:48, 4th March 2003:
 
Thats my girl!
Posted by beargod, 11:57, 4th March 2003:
 
damn, my song has died
Posted by beargod, 12:05, 4th March 2003:
 
does franktookooman smell or something, he has sat in the same place with no-one coming to meet him for 91 years now http://www.hsmx.com/savages/savage.php?i...
Posted by beargod, 12:24, 4th March 2003:
 
Al-poc6 has seen song.
Al-poc6 eats song!

At least song didn't go to waist
Posted by Grim..., 12:31, 4th March 2003:
 
Beargod - contact me @ msquirrell@tensor.co.uk to discuss using this on your site.
Posted by Grim..., 12:31, 4th March 2003:
 
I'm glad you're all enjoying it =]
Posted by chandler, 12:47, 4th March 2003:
 
Grim... actually i think it is MY site that beargod wants it for!
Posted by ilovebeerme, 13:00, 4th March 2003:
 
Hey vic Mr Humpsyouwhileyousleep is porking your little Sexy Sue.....nice one. MrHYWYS
Posted by ilovebeerme, 13:02, 4th March 2003:
 
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo Lord Thud loses the top spot........damn you Homer damn you all the way to hellllllllll...sob
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:05, 4th March 2003:
 
Hurray for Homer!

And Hurray for Sexy Sue, roaming the world and handing out the good-stuff :)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:29, 4th March 2003:
 
Hahahahahahahahahaha i mock your 'Homer Bane'
Posted by Grim..., 13:51, 4th March 2003:
 
Hmm - after the update tonight it will get grosser. If you have a baby whilst starving to death there is a pretty good chance you'll eat it =]

Also Lions and Tigers are going to start wandering around to help keep the population down!

I'll also sort the ordering of the scoreboard out, and set the limit to ten (you'll notice that the users are being ordered alphabetically by the first digit of their score).

I'm also pissed that I'm not winning =[
Posted by beargod, 13:54, 4th March 2003:
 
I don't blame you
Posted by ilovebeerme, 13:54, 4th March 2003:
 
Hardest:
Crotchrot (114)

Nobody fucks with crotchrot. ROOAARRRRRRRR.
Posted by beargod, 13:57, 4th March 2003:
 
damn it

Song died, then song was resserected now song resserected is dying! when will the slauter end
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:57, 4th March 2003:
 
Can you change the stats screen to show who won fights against who, who killed who and who the parents of the babys are?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:09, 4th March 2003:
 
I have a bunch of lazy ass savages! All they seem to do is, well nothing.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:11, 4th March 2003:
 
someone killed my magnus magnusson :(
Posted by beargod, 14:19, 4th March 2003:
 
I have lazy savages too, except if I name them song, then they seem to get into fights around the age of 10 and die
Posted by ilovebeerme, 14:28, 4th March 2003:
 
Daughter of Picklemist has been in a humpfest for about 2 hours now!!!!!!!!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:34, 4th March 2003:
 
Yeah, Bawz has been 'doing the wild thing' for about 1 year of his life..he must be knackered!
Posted by beargod, 14:37, 4th March 2003:
 
Daughter Of Daughter Of lovelyness 3 generations, amazing
Posted by beargod, 14:38, 4th March 2003:
 
pringles and Son Of pringles get it on!

That is happening too much
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:18, 4th March 2003:
 
Grim..is everything working ok? My savages dont seem to be getting any older.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 15:18, 4th March 2003:
 
Yeah I think mine are stuck which is ok for some as they are humping but the others....:-)
Posted by beargod, 15:22, 4th March 2003:
 
A couple are getting older of mine, The oldest one at least but the one that is at deaths door hasn't got older or died whicih is good
Posted by beargod, 15:28, 4th March 2003:
 
foobly has seen Daughter Of foobly.
foobly wakes up.


I like that, it seems like a dream
Posted by beargod, 15:43, 4th March 2003:
 
It turns out the agelessness seams to be because someone has used an illegal character whilst nameing their savage
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:55, 4th March 2003:
 
I havent used illegal characters, i dont think anyway.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:09, 4th March 2003:
 
Like Hamburglar?
Posted by beargod, 16:15, 4th March 2003:
 
I don't know its not my piece of work
Posted by beargod, 16:24, 4th March 2003:
 
Now the savages arn't doing anything
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:35, 4th March 2003:
 
Its all went pear shaped! My guys are doing nothing...
Posted by Grim..., 17:32, 4th March 2003:
 
I've paused the game.
I forgot to trap illegal characters (like ' and " and &) so the script that makes everything happen runs until it hits that character and then stops.

I'll fix it in about an hour or so...
Posted by Grim..., 17:36, 4th March 2003:
 
Ooh, and the shop will be open...
Posted by Grim..., 18:25, 4th March 2003:
 
Right - we're off again - but you'll have to wait until tomorrow for the shop =[
Posted by ilovebeerme, 08:51, 5th March 2003:
 
Wooo hoooooooo a mere 2 fatalities over night!! Unfortunately Emperor Bash Bash was one of those to bite the dust.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 08:58, 5th March 2003:
 
Son Of Daughter Of Daughter Of Sexy Sue . woooooo!

I can't help but notice that a savage called Grim has replaced Homer at the top of the pile. i smell a rat.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:11, 5th March 2003:
 
Something very strange has happened...i have loads of new savages. hmmmm..

And yes Vic, i noticed that aswell.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 09:12, 5th March 2003:
 
Yeah I wondered about that too. I quote:

"I'm also pissed that I'm not winning =["

Tsk tsk!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:17, 5th March 2003:
 
I just figured out why i have new savages..i also think my brain is still sleeping...they are all babies that mty savages have had. Randy bar stewards!
Posted by ilovebeerme, 09:22, 5th March 2003:
 
Hardest:
Itchy Bits (129)

Heh heh don't mess with my itchy bits or you'll regret it!!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:22, 5th March 2003:
 
Still, Mr Humpsyouwhileyousleep has a great grandson. not bad for 18 hours work.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 09:32, 5th March 2003:
 
Yeah Picklemist has one to. He changed to Mr Lamb though!

This is fun although when I tried to explain it to my girlfriend last night she thought I was a loony! The names didn't sound quite so awesome over dinner.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 09:41, 5th March 2003:
 
Lord Thud has done nothing the whole game. HE has 1 mate and 1 enemy and thats it! He's mental tough aswell :-(
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:42, 5th March 2003:
 
He is trailing behind homer and that imposter grim though.
Posted by beargod, 09:43, 5th March 2003:
 
Damn 3 fatalities over night

and 5 others are close to death
Posted by chandler, 09:43, 5th March 2003:
 
beargod has a picture up in the mugshots everyone
http://www.iamcal.com/mugshots.php
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:44, 5th March 2003:
 
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by chandler, 09:45, 5th March 2003:
 
whats so funny?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:45, 5th March 2003:
 
Check this out!

Daughter Of Sexy Sue
Daughter Of Sexy Sue
Son Of Sexy Sue (
Daughter Of Daughter Of Sexy Sue
Son Of Daughter Of Daughter Of Sexy Sue
Daughter Of Sexy Sue
Daughter Of Daughter Of Sexy Sue
Son Of Daughter Of Daughter Of Sexy Sue
Daughter Of Daughter Of Sexy Sue
Son Of Daughter Of Daughter Of Sexy Sue
Son Of Daughter Of Daughter Of Sexy Sue
Daughter Of Daughter Of Sexy Sue
Son Of Daughter Of Daughter Of Sexy Sue
Posted by chandler, 09:46, 5th March 2003:
 
ok.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:47, 5th March 2003:
 
Sexy Sue and all her offspring are sluts!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:49, 5th March 2003:
 
Right, when i finish with ilovebeerme your next FL!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:52, 5th March 2003:
 
oh ho..I think i shall go and hide.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:52, 5th March 2003:
 
Son Of Daughter Of Daughter Of Daughter Of Jiralla and Daughter Of Daughter Of Daughter Of Jiralla get it on!


FILTH!
Posted by beargod, 09:59, 5th March 2003:
 
Son Of Daughter Of Daughter Of Carla has killed Carla!

Evil little thing
Posted by ilovebeerme, 11:57, 5th March 2003:
 
Nice one!!!!! Lord Thud is finally getting some OAP action! Aged 114 the dirty bugger. It seems to be draining his health though....
Posted by ilovebeerme, 13:35, 5th March 2003:
 
I'm very sad to report the demise of Lord Thud. Poor bugger finally got his end away and then starved to death whilst furiously humping to make up for his 114 year celibacy. Will be sadly missed. Think Picklemist is next to go.....

For sale: Large loin cloth, one careful owner, covered in jizz. Any serious offer.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:36, 5th March 2003:
 
RIP Lord Thud.

I'll take the loin cloth for Homer though.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 13:41, 5th March 2003:
 
He was such a little trooper! Sex starved for over a century but happy and healthy then starved of food whilst introducing the purple headed womb ferret to pleasures unknown......how tragically ironic.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:42, 5th March 2003:
 
I think there's a lesson there if we stop and think about it, but im not sure i want to learn it.
Posted by plindoe, 14:27, 5th March 2003:
 
why the fuck wont any of my guys fight?

1 pos did as he/she is now dead but cannot remember the name!
Posted by ilovebeerme, 14:46, 5th March 2003:
 
Itchy Bits has also starved to death! This is getting to be a humanitarian crisis!!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:53, 5th March 2003:
 
Im not surprised, judging by sexy sue's offspring there must be three hundred savages on that tiny little world.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 15:03, 5th March 2003:
 
Poor little bloyters. They oughta ga fishing for yabbies dahn in the billabong.
Posted by beargod, 15:06, 5th March 2003:
 
Mine don't seem to do much more then die, the little bastards
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:43, 5th March 2003:
 
Someone is in the graveyard fighting!! Its all getting a bit strange..
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:46, 5th March 2003:
 
RIP Picklemist and Crack Ho. So sad.
Posted by beargod, 17:04, 5th March 2003:
 
Mighty Vic just got eaten, sorry vic
Posted by Grim..., 17:37, 5th March 2003:
 
Fear not, all the Sav's are getting wiped at about 18:30 tonight to make way for round two...
Posted by chris, 07:36, 6th March 2003:
 
my sav chicken is doing real well, he's the best overall... he's also dead.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 08:51, 6th March 2003:
 
:(
Posted by ilovebeerme, 08:55, 6th March 2003:
 
I like it! The map won't load though :(

Want a light sabre.....
Posted by beargod, 09:42, 6th March 2003:
 
Friendliest:
Come&getme! (7)

Is that a joke?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:46, 6th March 2003:
 
I notice that the new Grim is up there in the best savage stakes (again)
Posted by ilovebeerme, 10:01, 6th March 2003:
 
Got kinda lazy savages again. Most have no friends, no enemies and are doing nothing! Lazy gits.
Posted by beargod, 10:04, 6th March 2003:
 
I have one, named after me, who has one kid and that is it
Posted by ilovebeerme, 10:32, 6th March 2003:
 
Also it says that Big Dave has the most fights won with 4/8 whereas my Count Blisteze has won 4/5.

Not complaining by the way Grim just pointing it out :)
Posted by beargod, 10:38, 6th March 2003:
 
I think it is because Dave got to 4 fights before The count, Its not the best fight record

Annoyingly I think 3 of my dude have discovered agelessness again
Posted by ilovebeerme, 10:41, 6th March 2003:
 
I see
Posted by ilovebeerme, 11:37, 6th March 2003:
 
Lady Pincytool keeps attacking lions and gettign the snot kicked out of her. Dumb ass!
Posted by ilovebeerme, 12:01, 6th March 2003:
 
A lion ate her! Poor Lady Pincytool!

Anybody armed their savages yet?
Posted by beargod, 12:03, 6th March 2003:
 
I have a knife, but no-ones attacked him yet, maybe he will stab himself
Posted by ilovebeerme, 12:46, 6th March 2003:
 
Best Fight Record:
Mr Zero (4/4)

Don't fuck with Mr Zero!!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:50, 6th March 2003:
 
have you noticed 'Lady Thud' Strolling the world ILBM?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:56, 6th March 2003:
 
I believe i have found a flaw:

SPY WINDOW


Showing 367 records...

(View) Victor Menendez creates laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa who appears at 28,8.
(View) Victor Menendez creates Huan Sanchez Villalobos Ramirez who appears at 75,9.
(View) Victor Menendez creates Lily (savage Geddit?) who appears at 43,19.
Posted by beargod, 12:59, 6th March 2003:
 
I saw that
Posted by beargod, 13:01, 6th March 2003:
 
beargod was shagging sophie then sophie started beating up beargod, a huband beater
Posted by ilovebeerme, 13:17, 6th March 2003:
 
"have you noticed 'Lady Thud' Strolling the world ILBM?"

Sure have! And I warn you Lord Thud may have to hump her...
Posted by ilovebeerme, 13:22, 6th March 2003:
 
Grim is there no way to keep track of what we buy for our savages and will you get a trade in if updrading from a dagger to sword or deer skin to leather?

Am I expecting too much here? :)
Posted by Grim..., 13:36, 6th March 2003:
 
If you upgrade a Sav's weapon he will drop the old one on the floor - an intelligent sav will pick it up again.
Victor - what's the Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa flaw (except for calling your Savage but a really stupid name?)

I forgot to add the code that shows you what the savage is carrying - I'll do it soon.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 13:37, 6th March 2003:
 
Hey Foghorn, Lordhumpsyouwhileyousleep is getting busy with The Missus. Nice One.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:45, 6th March 2003:
 
The Missus is complete slag! Good on her!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:48, 6th March 2003:
 
Plus Aragon has the most fights won, but Robbie killed him! Go on Robbie!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:00, 6th March 2003:
 
Grim, call one of your savs Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

and see how wide your my sav's screen is, god help us if they get on the scoreboard :)
Posted by ilovebeerme, 14:57, 6th March 2003:
 
one of my guys hasn't aged at all since about 10 this morning. Poor guy! Are there more problems with aging?
Posted by beargod, 15:24, 6th March 2003:
 
I am getting that I made 2 savages at the same time this morning, they should be at most 1 year difference but ones 31 and ones 7.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 15:26, 6th March 2003:
 
If you kill someone can you nick their stuff?
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:13, 6th March 2003:
 
2 of my savages had a baby! Dame Sickbag and Mr Plow are now the proud parents of Vice-roy Snaglebarf. Good show.
Posted by Grim..., 17:46, 6th March 2003:
 
Beer - yes.
Bear - Someone has forced an apostraphe through the system (deliberatly, I guess), just to kill it.
Great, huh?
Posted by ilovebeerme, 09:12, 7th March 2003:
 
Nice changes Grim!

One q. My guy Count Blisteze killed Son of the Slug and was killed by Son of the Slug. How's that then?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:16, 7th March 2003:
 
Maybe the slug had two sons?
Posted by ilovebeerme, 10:31, 7th March 2003:
 
Happened again. Mr Zero killed Son of Daisy and was killed by Son of Daisy!?

He had a knife and armour as well :(

Checked the spy and it says near the bottom that Mr Zero has killed Son of Daisy. Then about 50 or 60 posts further up the page it says that Son of Daisy has illed Mr Zero. Must be a bug.
Posted by beargod, 10:47, 7th March 2003:
 
I see what you mean

http://www.hsmx.com/savages/savage.php?i...

and he hasn't even won a fight
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:51, 7th March 2003:
 
Maybe they both killed each other.
Posted by beargod, 11:00, 7th March 2003:
 
How if he hasn't won a fight has he killed the other dude. In the spy window though it just says he died, maybe from malnutrition or something?
Posted by chandler, 11:15, 7th March 2003:
 
well i finally caved in and signed up for savages
Posted by chandler, 11:50, 7th March 2003:
 
hey why dont you code lesbians into it. so that if two females meet they can do more than just fight. maybe when they get it on it could attract other savages, so they sort of congregate in a group
Posted by beargod, 11:51, 7th March 2003:
 
And have one big big big orgy
Posted by Grim..., 12:21, 7th March 2003:
 
If the savages 'draw' in a fight, they each hurt each other. It isn't counted as a win at the moment, though.
Victor (or Chandler), go and edit that big Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa name up there ^^^ so we don't have to keep scrolling everywhere...
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:23, 7th March 2003:
 
ok, sorry bout that.
Posted by chandler, 12:25, 7th March 2003:
 
oh i see what he means now
Posted by chandler, 12:26, 7th March 2003:
 
i can see the originals so it is still massively too wide for the screen! damn you!
Posted by beargod, 12:28, 7th March 2003:
 
Its still too big for the screen anyway
Posted by Grim..., 13:44, 7th March 2003:
 
Chay - why don't you edit them?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:48, 7th March 2003:
 
AHAHAHAHHA, a way to piss chay off whilst not disturbing anyone else, my prayers answered!
Posted by chandler, 14:12, 7th March 2003:
 
cos when i edit them, it keeps the original there too. so when you guys edit your messages, if you edited it 6 times then i would see ALL six its annoying!
Posted by chandler, 14:37, 7th March 2003:
 
is everyone out to lunch or something?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:42, 7th March 2003:
 
Depends on how you mean it, i think we are all here but a bit crazy.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:42, 7th March 2003:
 
Wibble
Posted by chandler, 14:43, 7th March 2003:
 
:P
Posted by chandler, 15:18, 7th March 2003:
 
My Savages are bloody boring, they dont do anything. only 1 of them has had a fight, one found some food and the rest just sit there!!
Posted by chandler, 15:22, 7th March 2003:
 
and the one who did have a fight LOST the fight. but killed his opponent. losing a fight after you have killed the other guy must be really tricky
Posted by beargod, 15:23, 7th March 2003:
 
They must have drawn the secong blow chay and that finished off the other savage
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:41, 7th March 2003:
 
Mine are content to constantly do nothing until they starve to death.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:43, 7th March 2003:
 
Kappa Slapper had a son by Tomathy and then killed Tomathy. Respect!
Posted by beargod, 15:48, 7th March 2003:
 
he he he

Why don't you feed them from the shop if your savages are getting hungry?
Posted by jlittle, 15:49, 7th March 2003:
 
how about making this opensource, so we can make add-ons?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:54, 7th March 2003:
 
If they can't feed themselves, fuck em. I'm saving for a lightsabre for a sav who proves himself worthy.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:09, 7th March 2003:
 
'The Clit arrives at 1,7.'

Childish, but yet so funny!
Posted by beargod, 16:11, 7th March 2003:
 
it would be funnier if The Clit Arrived at 6,9
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:13, 7th March 2003:
 
yes, it would be.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:20, 7th March 2003:
 
Now Mr Chump has a health of 48 but has been killed and is still fighting.

It's gone all screwy :).
Posted by jlittle, 16:21, 7th March 2003:
 
wohoo. bbb just killed someone else!
Posted by chris, 16:23, 7th March 2003:
 
I get my pizza hut buffet for free Grim, i want all my savages to get it free too, as if i took them to my store, they would get it for free too!
Posted by Grim..., 17:35, 7th March 2003:
 
Last time I made something opensource I got fucked over.
So - no.
Posted by plindoe, 19:51, 7th March 2003:
 
Is this the worst tale of woe ever:

DAUGHTER OF SLAG FINGERS



Owned by: plindoe
Age: 4
Mother: Slag Fingers
Father: Son Of Slag Fingers
Fights won: 1
Fights lost: 3
Children: 0
Friends: 0
Enemies: 0

Health: -8
Currently: Dead
Killed by: Slag Fingers


Your dad is your brother, so your mother kills you, bitch!
Posted by jlittle, 16:50, 8th March 2003:
 
How did you get "fucked over"?
Posted by chandler, 17:02, 8th March 2003:
 
someone stole his forum, repackaged it and passed it off as their own.
Posted by Gary, 18:25, 8th March 2003:
 
Grim - Little Savages rocks! :)
Posted by ilovebeerme, 11:25, 9th March 2003:
 
Holy crap I've got about 100 savages!!!!!!!
Posted by ilovebeerme, 11:42, 9th March 2003:
 
Scratch that I've actually got over 200!!

There breeding faster than I can re-name them!
Posted by chandler, 13:21, 9th March 2003:
 
i had ten, i left tehm for a while and they died. hmm
Posted by Gary, 14:48, 9th March 2003:
 
So far I've created six:

Jagr (Alive)
Zubrus (Alive)
Ferry (Alive)
Tiësto (Dead)
Armin (Dead)
Bondra (Dead)
Posted by ilovebeerme, 15:58, 9th March 2003:
 
Round about 250-275 now! Grim can you kill some of my guys off? Just some of the bottom ones I havn't re-named?
Posted by jlittle, 16:26, 9th March 2003:
 
> someone stole his forum, repackaged it and passed it off as their own.

Why did that bother you? Did they charge for it?
Posted by jeffld, 18:02, 9th March 2003:
 
The savages are restless. I just imported the list of my savages into Excel to get an idea of what I had.

Doing Nothing : 128
Doing the Wild Thing : 58
Eating : 4
Fighting : 5
Having a baby : 4
Moving : 71
Sleeping : 23
Grand Total : 293
Posted by jeffld, 18:03, 9th March 2003:
 
Are you talking about phpBB? I noticed that the Grim forum looks similar to it.
Posted by chandler, 18:22, 9th March 2003:
 
maybe because they didnt ask if they could use it, and they removed all references to him having made it. Pretending that they had coded it all themselves. I don't think that is the "done thing" with open source stuff.
Posted by Gary, 20:16, 9th March 2003:
 
Aww... My oldest (and best so far) Little Savage, Jagr, has died in a fight at the age of 222 - I blame his lack of food for the poor showing in the fight. :(

In other news, Ferry - my newest Little Savage - is humping everything that moves! :)
Posted by Gary, 00:22, 10th March 2003:
 
Waaaah! Ferry has been killed! :(
Posted by ilovebeerme, 08:37, 10th March 2003:
 
Awesome!!

Consul Lebowski has a lightsaber, phase inverse armour and a pizza hut all
you can eat buffet!!

Bring it on!
Posted by ilovebeerme, 09:07, 10th March 2003:
 
521 savages!!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:14, 10th March 2003:
 
When i left on friday i had about 20 savs, now i have three, all distant relations of pink power ranger.

And what is this all about?

'OI! You've just been reported for trying to cheat, Victor Menendez!'
Posted by beargod, 09:35, 10th March 2003:
 
I have about 20 savages at the ripe old age of 0. I have between 30 and 50 savages all from the offspring of cat, this is getting really rediculous
Posted by Grim..., 09:53, 10th March 2003:
 
/me thinks I will turn down the chances of getting pregnant...
Posted by beargod, 09:58, 10th March 2003:
 
The ones that are 0 years old, arn't getting older one has had 2 children and lost one fight
Posted by jlittle, 10:13, 10th March 2003:
 
> I don't think that is the "done thing" with open source stuff.

Depends what License it's on. There are lots of different types of source licenses, some let you do whatever you want, some say you can make modifications, but have to leave a note on about the original author, etc.
Posted by Grim..., 13:23, 10th March 2003:
 
'Not the done thing' as in 'Out Of Order'.

As for the young Sav's not getting any older, there are so many people playing that the 'Make the Sav's do something' page times out.

I'll fix that tonight.
Posted by beargod, 14:15, 10th March 2003:
 
The map has slowed dramatically to load with so many savages aswell
Posted by ilovebeerme, 14:33, 10th March 2003:
 
"The requested URL /savages/mysavages.php was not found on this server."

:-(
Posted by beargod, 14:34, 10th March 2003:
 
I noticed, damn it
Posted by jlittle, 14:42, 10th March 2003:
 
Error 404..
Posted by Grim..., 17:31, 10th March 2003:
 
I know - it would appear that the site has gone down...
Posted by chris, 02:57, 11th March 2003:
 
bring it back, pleaaasseee!!!!
Posted by Grim..., 08:48, 11th March 2003:
 
I think I've hit my bandwidth limit LOL.
I'll find out tonight.
Posted by beargod, 09:17, 11th March 2003:
 
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:19, 11th March 2003:
 
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Die sav's, that'll teach you to kill my pink power ranger!
Posted by Grim..., 11:08, 11th March 2003:
 
It's alright, I'll just move it to my spare host.
Posted by beargod, 11:28, 11th March 2003:
 
its still not working though
Posted by jlittle, 15:12, 11th March 2003:
 
Grim, that's what you get when going for a cheap host :D

Give me the source and i'll give you free hosting, lol
Posted by Grim..., 17:28, 11th March 2003:
 
=]
Posted by Grim..., 21:36, 11th March 2003:
 
EEEEEEEK!

For the past four days, Savages has been using up 95% of the servers CPU!

Understandibly, Dataflame has pulled the plug.

Sorry guys - I think this is the end for Savages...
Posted by ilovebeerme, 09:02, 12th March 2003:
 
Why o god please no why? It was so young and had so much to offer. Today I'll
roll up my trouser leg and shave off my nipples in sorrow. :-)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:17, 12th March 2003:
 
Good job im wearing my black tie today.
Posted by beargod, 09:19, 12th March 2003:
 
do it over some newspapers or a sink to catch the blood
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:21, 12th March 2003:
 
what, wear my black tie?