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Posted by Jaynie, 05:37, 8th March 2003:
 
Hello everyone! I'm Jaynie - I've been reading up about you guys for a while now, and Cal has now demanded that I join and post something so ive given in to him.
Sooo... Im 19, go to university in Canterbury, first year American Literature, although im actually from the lovely Isle of Wight.
Anyway, I like awful cheesy pop music, crappy romantic chick flicks and pineapple, oh and Mr Darcy from Pride and Prejudice. I am also dangereously addicted to MSN and suffer from insomnia - hence it being 5.30am and it now getting light outside. So, thats me people. Nice to meet you all and I hope your happy now Cal! x
Posted by cal, 05:38, 8th March 2003:
 
hey jaynie - finally you post. you've only been reading for about 6 months now :p
Posted by angel_mouse, 11:36, 8th March 2003:
 
hallo Jaynie. 6 months? blimey, i think i read about one post before signing up or something. well, welcome!
Posted by chandler, 14:35, 8th March 2003:
 
hellooo
Posted by chandler, 14:37, 8th March 2003:
 
see, im thinking that picture in your profile isnt actually you. dont ask me why, it's just a feeling
Posted by Jaynie, 14:58, 8th March 2003:
 
nothing to do with me! its all Cal.
Posted by chris, 15:14, 8th March 2003:
 
hello agaiiiiiiiiin :)
Posted by Jaynie, 15:34, 8th March 2003:
 
Hello Chris. Hope you are having fun in lovely LA - im soooo jealous.
Posted by Gary, 18:50, 8th March 2003:
 
Hi Jaynie - welcome! :)
Posted by Jaynie, 19:03, 8th March 2003:
 
Hey Gary - Thank you!
Posted by Redmaiden, 23:42, 8th March 2003:
 
hiya :-)
Posted by zxenor, 02:25, 9th March 2003:
 
yo yo
Posted by November Eclectica, 14:35, 9th March 2003:
 
Hello Jaynie. Nice to have another girl in the group.
Posted by 100% kitten, 19:55, 9th March 2003:
 
I'm not new but I've never said hello.
Hello!
Posted by chandler, 19:59, 9th March 2003:
 
hello to you
Posted by Gary, 20:08, 9th March 2003:
 
Hi 100% Kitten - welcome! :)
Posted by November Eclectica, 00:55, 10th March 2003:
 
hello cats meow ... welcome here to our home away from home.
Posted by Josh Wank, 07:40, 10th March 2003:
 
Helllooooooooooooooo Jaynie!!! Grrrrrr ;-)
Posted by plindoe, 08:05, 10th March 2003:
 
The tool returns
Posted by Josh Wank, 08:08, 10th March 2003:
 
Oh hello tool!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 08:59, 10th March 2003:
 
Hello Jaynie,Hello kitten,Hello tool,Hello birds,hello Trees.

(American literature?)
Posted by ilovebeerme, 09:04, 10th March 2003:
 
hello
Posted by RUSS, 09:08, 10th March 2003:
 
bonjour madame et monsiuer
Posted by Josh Wank, 09:13, 10th March 2003:
 
Hellooooooo EVERYONE!!

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Jaynie!
Posted by beargod, 09:29, 10th March 2003:
 
Hello all the people in the world, with the exception of one guy...

...ME
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:30, 10th March 2003:
 
Hello BG!

Hello Mum!
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:40, 10th March 2003:
 
Can I say hello to Tim Westwood?

He needs his big-ups, you see. Very insecure young chap.
Posted by Grim..., 09:55, 10th March 2003:
 
I'm going to see him at Pascha on Friday (it's the battle thing - you've heard the adverts, I suppose).
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:56, 10th March 2003:
 
WESTWOOD! droppin' Bombs baby! BOOOOOOOOOOOM
Posted by beargod, 12:03, 10th March 2003:
 
Isn't that pic from FHM Hotties?
Posted by Jaynie, 12:20, 10th March 2003:
 
Er maybe ... Nothing to do with me I assure you! Cal put it up when I registered so I guess it could be from FHM. Either that or I now have blond hair ...hmm
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:25, 10th March 2003:
 
Hmm, looks like a little red cross on a white square to me.
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:28, 10th March 2003:
 
It was the Geek edition.
Posted by beargod, 12:37, 10th March 2003:
 
It was a telepathic picture taken by cals image of you
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:43, 10th March 2003:
 
me?
Posted by beargod, 12:46, 10th March 2003:
 
everyone's picture
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:48, 10th March 2003:
 
Me?
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:49, 10th March 2003:
 
huh??
Posted by Jaynie, 13:09, 10th March 2003:
 
Victor: Yes American Literature, basically its English Lit with a year in the States. Self explanitory as to why I chose it really.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:14, 10th March 2003:
 
Fair enough, but be prepared to have J.D Sallinger's 'Catcher in the Rye' Rammed down your throat and have to listen to americans ranting about how great it is.
Posted by Jaynie, 13:19, 10th March 2003:
 
Too late - already had an entire term on that. Did you do American Lit then?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:27, 10th March 2003:
 
No, i just like to torture myself from time to time. i'd stick with Joseph Heller and John Steinbeck if i were you.
Posted by Jaynie, 13:33, 10th March 2003:
 
Oh right. Yeah John Steinbeck is next if I remember correctly. Yay.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:46, 10th March 2003:
 
He's pretty good!

Poor lennie *sniff*
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:07, 10th March 2003:
 
I hated Catcher in the Rye when I read it at school, I don't see why it's supposed to be so damn good
Posted by chris, 02:23, 11th March 2003:
 
hello how low?
Posted by Jaynie, 02:30, 11th March 2003:
 
hello. how what?
Posted by chris, 02:55, 11th March 2003:
 
:) never mind... i'm a bit odd me ;)

i ache a little from that damn snowboarding... at least cal hurts more... mwa ha ha haaa!!!!!
Posted by chris, 02:55, 11th March 2003:
 
WHY IS NO ONE ONLINE????
Posted by chris, 02:55, 11th March 2003:
 
oh, just saw the time, sorry!
Posted by incratia, 12:11, 11th March 2003:
 
Chris sweetness, you are online at 3am thats bed time for most of us here!!!!!!!
Posted by incratia, 12:12, 11th March 2003:
 
PS. Hope ur having fun & dont hurt too much. Daz says hi!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:44, 11th March 2003:
 
Hi Jaynie, nice pants.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:47, 11th March 2003:
 
is it just me who gets a broken link for jaynie's picture?
Posted by chandler, 13:49, 11th March 2003:
 
its a picture of a woman in underwear. i think everyone else can see it, must be a problem with your browser
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:50, 11th March 2003:
 
shame Vic, t'is a nice pic.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:55, 11th March 2003:
 
dammit, e-mail it to me chay!
Posted by beargod, 14:52, 11th March 2003:
 
It is from FHM Hoties, Cal Must think alot of you
Posted by RUSS, 14:53, 11th March 2003:
 
my ex bird was in that fhm hotties
Posted by chris, 16:19, 11th March 2003:
 
hmmm, you are all antisocial, i'm up later at the moment so you should all live your days 8 hours behind for me (think of the lie in you get!)
Posted by beargod, 16:31, 11th March 2003:
 
And the night working
Posted by chandler, 16:34, 11th March 2003:
 
im up and at work damn you
Posted by chris, 16:37, 11th March 2003:
 
poor chay!

heh heh heh... i could almost stay here :D
Posted by Grim..., 17:51, 11th March 2003:
 
Just because I got Chris's post above, I will reply to it.
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?

I liked them before he died and everything.

And re: Steinbeck - George was an arsehole.
Posted by chris, 18:35, 11th March 2003:
 
i'm glad someone got it grim... i couldnt be bothered to explain :)
Posted by cal, 22:52, 11th March 2003:
 
ha - people who are worse at nivarna references than chris - who would have thought!
Posted by chris, 23:10, 11th March 2003:
 
i know... after me not getting penny royal tea too... :)
Posted by leon, 14:59, 20th May 2003:
 
hello hello hello
Posted by leon, 15:01, 20th May 2003:
 
i work in advertising and have recently been handed the creme egg brief. l found this site doing some research so if any of you think you can think of any ideas give me a shout
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:05, 20th May 2003:
 
Err, send us a load of free creme eggs?
Posted by cal, 15:07, 20th May 2003:
 
i one made a huge cream egg. bought a big £10 easter egg, then made 3 kilos of fondant (2.5 white, 0.5 with yellow coloring. then split the egg, filled with fondant and "glued" it back together with melted dairy milk.

i rule
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:09, 20th May 2003:
 
fORK iN mY FRiKKin EYE!!!!!11
Posted by Drago, 15:10, 20th May 2003:
 
I'm also new but have been reading for quite a while, 3-5 months or something. I'm not female so I don't deserve the same sort of welcome.

But the picture on my profile is actually me.

17-and-a-bit years old, lower-sixth AS-studying guy from Newcastle-upon-Tyne. I'm actually called Tom.
Posted by leon, 15:13, 20th May 2003:
 
are uou tony drago the worlds fattest snooker player
Posted by cal, 15:17, 20th May 2003:
 
bit slow with that question leon
Posted by cal, 15:18, 20th May 2003:
 
dargo: you may not be female, but if you get your tits out (see here) then you'll get a big welcome
Posted by leon, 15:22, 20th May 2003:
 
cal whats your script
Posted by leon, 15:22, 20th May 2003:
 
stop picking on tttony
Posted by leon, 15:23, 20th May 2003:
 
hang in there tonster we love your big sausage titties
Posted by leon, 15:24, 20th May 2003:
 
oh cal
Posted by leon, 15:24, 20th May 2003:
 
oh cal alina jump across am gonna jump across
Posted by leon, 15:26, 20th May 2003:
 
i like shagging dolphin heads
Posted by leon, 15:27, 20th May 2003:
 
rosie and jim do you like them dolphins
Posted by leon, 15:27, 20th May 2003:
 
im a computer
Posted by leon, 15:27, 20th May 2003:
 
yeah tell it to frank wise ass
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:27, 20th May 2003:
 
leon, go and play tig with the buses.
Posted by leon, 15:28, 20th May 2003:
 
i wouldnt say that about cal its his site
Posted by leon, 15:29, 20th May 2003:
 
the bus has wheels
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:29, 20th May 2003:
 
*loads crossbow*
Posted by leon, 15:30, 20th May 2003:
 
blow me fag ass bum horn
Posted by Drago, 15:30, 20th May 2003:
 
I don't have tits :(

My ass-cheeks would have the same effect? :P (They're a bit hairy.)
Posted by leon, 15:30, 20th May 2003:
 
cranks crankshaft
Posted by leon, 15:31, 20th May 2003:
 
shave them cheeks geek boy
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:31, 20th May 2003:
 
No thanks.

Nice to see that the advertising industry is employing the cream of the intelligentsia.

'kinell.
Posted by beargod, 15:31, 20th May 2003:
 
*Slobbers all over leons head
Posted by leon, 15:32, 20th May 2003:
 
drago you better get your act together me and the boyz av been talking
Posted by leon, 15:32, 20th May 2003:
 
queer god get some manners
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:33, 20th May 2003:
 
leon, where you from you little prick?
Posted by leon, 15:33, 20th May 2003:
 
moves queen to m25
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:33, 20th May 2003:
 
Leon! Back to work! Those McNuggets won't cook themselves!
Posted by leon, 15:34, 20th May 2003:
 
where you from pump horn ass crack
Posted by earthworm, 15:35, 20th May 2003:
 
Hey Drago, I work at Gateshead College... Where about do you live?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:35, 20th May 2003:
 
very close to you wee man.
Posted by leon, 15:35, 20th May 2003:
 
you maws got a mcnugget on her nipple
Posted by beargod, 15:35, 20th May 2003:
 
don't they teach manners in primary school anymore?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:36, 20th May 2003:
 
Leon, your mum will be home soon..best tidy up yer room quick. In other words, fuck off.
Posted by leon, 15:36, 20th May 2003:
 
the only time you were close to me is when i was pumping yer maw back in 75
wee sacks
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:37, 20th May 2003:
 
WAHAHAHAHAHA...wee sacks!! HAHAHAHAHA
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:38, 20th May 2003:
 
HALLA!!!11
Posted by leon, 15:38, 20th May 2003:
 
ping pong leather thong
your mums not coming home till later
Posted by earthworm, 15:38, 20th May 2003:
 
hahahaha...
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:39, 20th May 2003:
 
you are a funny wee hun arent you.
Posted by leon, 15:39, 20th May 2003:
 
wheres drago
Posted by beargod, 15:39, 20th May 2003:
 
what the hell is a maw? is it a chicken or something?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:39, 20th May 2003:
 
maw = mum
Posted by leon, 15:40, 20th May 2003:
 
dont tell me clothes torn bear fun is a dirty tic tac
Posted by leon, 15:41, 20th May 2003:
 
yer da's yer maw
Posted by earthworm, 15:41, 20th May 2003:
 
as in maw and paw...

(mum and dad)

a term usually used by Rednecks...
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:41, 20th May 2003:
 
and this little fool
Posted by leon, 15:41, 20th May 2003:
 
you off to seville pumpy horn
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:42, 20th May 2003:
 
What the fucks it got to do with you?
Posted by beargod, 15:42, 20th May 2003:
 
is it me or does this leon person need to learn how to construct a sentence
Posted by leon, 15:43, 20th May 2003:
 
earth worm the only reason my necks red is cause your maw(mum) dosnt shave her big hairy legs when she raps them round my heid(head)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:44, 20th May 2003:
 
you are embarrassing me you little tit. All, Scottish people are not all like this...sorry.
Posted by leon, 15:44, 20th May 2003:
 
i own seville and we dont want no blow bag fish whistlers
Posted by earthworm, 15:44, 20th May 2003:
 
are you sure it's not cause your scrawny weasel faced fuck sister is giving you love bites again redneck?

(insult my mum as much as you like by the way... I do all the time..)
Posted by leon, 15:46, 20th May 2003:
 
your embarrassing yourself ass horn with you gay typing technique
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:46, 20th May 2003:
 
I feel its time for me to ignore you.
Posted by earthworm, 15:47, 20th May 2003:
 
cal, can't you ban him?
Posted by leon, 15:47, 20th May 2003:
 
earth worm spell weather
Posted by cal, 15:49, 20th May 2003:
 
not so noisy with an ip ban, huh?

/me considers sending complaint to his company
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:50, 20th May 2003:
 
Cal, what company?
Posted by earthworm, 15:51, 20th May 2003:
 
where is he from and I'll do it...

I know you can' tell me, don't worry...

I'm sure we can expect him back!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:51, 20th May 2003:
 
You cant tell? Damn!

I am sure he is from Glasgow.
Posted by earthworm, 15:52, 20th May 2003:
 
wee sacks... (hahahaha)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:53, 20th May 2003:
 
.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:53, 20th May 2003:
 
LOL...that did make me laugh though
Posted by earthworm, 15:53, 20th May 2003:
 
quote of the day me thinks...
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:53, 20th May 2003:
 
eh..oops..
Posted by cal, 15:54, 20th May 2003:
 
i don't know who he is, but his IP belongs to an agency in baker street. here's the info for the netblock:

person: Martin de Bruin
address: Publicis Group
address: 103 Wigmore Street
address: LONDON
address: W1H 9AB
address: UK
phone: +44 07801240560
e-mail: Martin.DeBruin@Publicis.co.uk
nic-hdl: MdB30-RIPE
changed: hostmaster@uk.colt.net 20020524
source: RIPE

(note: "leon" is almost certainly not "Martin de Bruin". he's just the tech contact for the netblock)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:55, 20th May 2003:
 
ah, so he isnt in Glasgow then..shame.
Posted by earthworm, 15:59, 20th May 2003:
 
booger...

I wonder who it was...

I keep getting a picture of a little man with no life at home cause his mother beats him regularly with the back of a spoon. Because of that, he has grown ana phobia of spoons and subsequently hasn't had breakfast or soup for all 23 years his mother has been doing it... So he's suffering from malnutrition...

but I guess thats only me I guess...
Posted by earthworm, 16:01, 20th May 2003:
 
I guessed twice there which was adventurous of me...
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:04, 20th May 2003:
 
Lets not screw him over, he wasn't really offensive, just a gobshite.
Posted by earthworm, 16:04, 20th May 2003:
 
ok...
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:06, 20th May 2003:
 
Vic, I would like to kick his ass. I dont get annoyed that much, but he really annoyed me.
Posted by earthworm, 16:07, 20th May 2003:
 
he was annoying...
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:07, 20th May 2003:
 
but he did call me 'wee sacks' which was amusing.
Posted by Rosie, 16:09, 20th May 2003:
 
Wee sacks is quite funny!

FH: :P
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:10, 20th May 2003:
 
not loud then?
Posted by Rosie, 16:10, 20th May 2003:
 
I don't understand these ppl who jump on here and start being offensive to everyone. I mean, whats the point?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:13, 20th May 2003:
 
Rosie :D
Posted by biker/juggalette_chick, 19:29, 21st May 2003:
 
hey sup any body out there?
Posted by earthworm, 20:30, 21st May 2003:
 
hi biker
Posted by Victor Menendez, 21:12, 21st May 2003:
 
HALLA!
Posted by Sul, 21:13, 21st May 2003:
 
HALLA!!!1
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 21:17, 21st May 2003:
 
RedAndWhiteMan says: HALLA!!!11
Posted by shorty620, 21:27, 21st May 2003:
 
How old do you have to be to get your breast lift?
Because my friend id depress because she is 15teen and her breast are not up and frim like a young lady breast suppose to be.
Posted by shorty620, 21:31, 21st May 2003:
 
can somebody please answer my question.

PLEASE PLEASE....
Posted by Victor Menendez, 00:13, 22nd May 2003:
 
In order to get advice from me, you must answer me these questions three.

Why is Hitler?
Who is Spain?
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
Posted by donnie, 01:53, 22nd May 2003:
 
1. because i said so
2. the name of the man who built spain
3. wherever you bloody left them, dont make that our problem
Posted by beargod, 10:37, 22nd May 2003:
 
it all comes down tou you and your pen again doesn't it vic
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:40, 22nd May 2003:
 
my red pen?
Posted by beargod, 10:59, 22nd May 2003:
 
yes your red pen, do you have one at this point in time or have you lost it again?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:21, 22nd May 2003:
 
Actually i staged an SAS style raid on the stationary cabinet last week and stole four red pens, i still have two left :)
Posted by beargod, 11:23, 22nd May 2003:
 
YAY
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 01:22, 16th July 2004:
 
fork in the eye indeed Ap. heller kicks the ass of American Literature. Still in the top 10 of coolest moments of my life is being called "Yossarian" by some girl that Tommy met. Grim..., George = Bastard, well, it's definately a matter up for debate. I wanna grow, up to be, to be a debater. Heck I wish I was yossarian. Steinbeck is cool. T. S. Eliot probably counts as American Lit. I once had a big argument with my English Lit tutor about why the heck Kafka counts as English Lit. Raymond Carver wrote a nice story about a blind man called "Cathedral".
Posted by Sul, 01:59, 16th July 2004:
 
Lions
Posted by cal, 02:29, 16th July 2004:
 
yay for pixies references, even from madmen