..are all these new people? Obviously i am slightly new but i have introduced myself..but i do believe that many on here havent.
So, come on...
Posted by
beargod, 12:45, 12th March 2003:
I haven't, I am Simon, I Live in Tonbridge and went to Uni In Middlesbrough with Chandler and Warren. I am a computer Programmer and the IT department for MRDC Ltd
Tell us something about yourself RedandWhiteMan.
Hello, I am a professional lap dancer at the most exclusive club int he whole of Siberia. I like flowers and cats.
see, told you it wasn't me.
Posted by
beargod, 12:58, 12th March 2003:
hmm, lucky you posted just before him then Vic
does that look like something i would type?
I'll leave the customary gap before posting. I'm not Vicky honest.
Posted by
Rosie, 13:03, 12th March 2003:
Yeah - ok.........vic.
;)
ITS....NOT.......ME!!!!!!
Its about time i came clean about something, all your suspicions, all the rumors, all the sightings of me on clapham common, that story about beargod and i, they are all true! don't be too harsh on me, don't judge me unfairly, after all this is the nineties, its time to come out of the closet.
I EAT STEAKS! cooked the rarer the better, dripping with cow-blood-gore!
Im glad i got that off my chest *sniff* dont hate me!
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Vic was right about you chandler.
AHAH! i always suspected you of being a secret-steak-scoffer. what will redmaiden say?
Posted by
chandler, 13:32, 12th March 2003:
very good muppet boy
Posted by
chris, 16:01, 12th March 2003:
look - vic wears normal clothes, redandwhiteman wears red and white clothes... they are clearly not the same person!
Redmaiden doesn't believe the lies! :)
Posted by
pk2317, 21:25, 12th March 2003:
Hello everyone
I figure this is as good a place as any to introduce myself. I live in the USA, I work in the IT department for a recruiting firm. I found this board because of its riddle discussion and it seems like a pretty cool place. I think I may hang around here for a bit :-)
Posted by
jeffld, 22:37, 12th March 2003:
Hello.
I also live in the USA. I found
www.iamcal.com when I was looking for a choose your own adventure game. Ironically, Cal had everying including the source code! I was totally excited when I found it because it was even in the language that I wanted. - I'm experimenting with linux and apache and mySQL and php etcetera etcetera... What are the odds?
Yes, I have a webserver, but it is just for educational purposes.
Anyway, since then I've browsed the site and you all seem like a pretty friendly bunch so I visit from time to time to see whats up.
jeffld
HI and welcome pk2317 and jeffld. Woot! More people who live in the USA. *big smiles*
Hello I am Ian and i am currently at Southampton University studying computer science, i got to this site as i am good mates with elliott and there was a link from FracturedReality here.
Cruelemort
Posted by
reitsma, 23:30, 12th March 2003:
egad.
i've never seen so many people online in the last 60 minutes.
well, my name is adam reitsma.
i blame peter/darkgarden/cal's pixelflo partner for my wandering here.
and i'm really not all that sure why i've stayed.
but in case you're wondering, i'm 20 (21 very soon), male, and live in sydney, AUS.
Posted by
Sul, 23:48, 12th March 2003:
I'm not exactly new, but havent been around for a bit due to no home PC working (the amstrad emailer plus doesnt count as it sucks), this is firmly in the past as I fixed the bastard today. I'm Sul or Dan Sullivan to family and workmates. I'm soon make a comeback in Eastenders, wish me luck.
I am RedAndWhiteMan. nuff said.
Posted by
chandler, 09:13, 13th March 2003:
yay
I am Vic, pleased to meet (most of) you.
Posted by
RUSS, 09:20, 13th March 2003:
you're also redandwhiteman
Posted by
RUSS, 09:24, 13th March 2003:
:-) the person who isn't whiteandredman
im finishing work tomorrow! ;)
Posted by
RUSS, 11:26, 13th March 2003:
i'm finishing today
Posted by
beargod, 11:28, 13th March 2003:
why? you gonna live off hemp?
no magic shrooms! and fosters!
Posted by
plindoe, 11:31, 13th March 2003:
Fosters, Hock Tooey!
Get on the old Carlsberg Export, or wife beater
...
no self respecting antipodean would drink fosters...
there was irony involved, but im sure it was lost on all but mr plindoe
dont smoke for a minute then hey vic!
Posted by
plindoe, 11:36, 13th March 2003:
I need to fart, but unfortunatly there are too many people sat close by, and also I fear I may follow through!
Posted by
beargod, 11:41, 13th March 2003:
A bit of advice then go to the loo
well placed advice mr beargod. especially as im withing striking distance of plindoe!
Posted by
beargod, 11:48, 13th March 2003:
I would get out of there just in case
his workstation currently seems eerily vacant.
i think ill leave visiting the little boys till after lunch;)
i saw what he had for breakfast as well
Posted by
beargod, 11:51, 13th March 2003:
Ewwww
Posted by
plindoe, 11:57, 13th March 2003:
Clean as a whistle now!
Phew, pity the poor fucker going in there after me!
(sorry all!)
damn you.
its the upstairs toilets for me today... (repeat.. and make up your own chorus!)
Someone chat on the toilet floor in my work a few weeks ago...whats that all about?
dropping their receipts again.. i dont know
dumped...crapped ... etc etc
Posted by
RUSS, 12:14, 13th March 2003:
yeah what is that all about?!
do you work in an office building where people walk in and out all the time?
Posted by
chandler, 12:36, 13th March 2003:
or a brothel
Posted by
chandler, 12:36, 13th March 2003:
people going in and out in and out in and out
I've got a red desk tidy :o)
Posted by
beargod, 12:47, 13th March 2003:
I have an untidy non red desk
Posted by
chandler, 12:50, 13th March 2003:
i got a red maiden
Posted by
chandler, 12:51, 13th March 2003:
not on my desk though
Posted by
beargod, 12:51, 13th March 2003:
you wish
ive got a redandwhite maiden. but im not going to go into all of that.
Posted by
plindoe, 13:10, 13th March 2003:
Ive got a combineharvester
no your perpetually drunk vic.
and alcahol and combineharvesters only mix when drugs are involved. ;P
No, i work in a office...but someone from the office just shit on the floor.
Vic, What would you do with the combine harvester?!?
More to the point, would you know where to put the key?
Posted by
plindoe, 13:15, 13th March 2003:
clean out all the wheat that grows in the london underground of course, are you stupid or what?
Nope but you certainly are!
I would imagine there would be a key-hole, now tell me you're not josh wank.
Fancy detective work vic!
Posted by
plindoe, 13:25, 13th March 2003:
no it is not josh wank, i can assure you of that!
It is someone else in the office here.
he has been called a wank before...
but ive never heard him refered to as 'Josh wank'
so its perhaps up to a half not him...
;)
Thanks toughseedstakeroot.
pleasure
what happens when your not bored at work. bored at work?
I work rather than converse. (what did you expect that answer to be?)
spontaneous orgasm might have been close to my expectations...
but thats not the point!
orgasming. or the point.
wow. bored_at_work indeed!
Posted by
incratia, 01:43, 15th March 2003:
Ok so me then! I am sure my personal info says most of it! But if you need to know more ask Chris.
I'm redandwhiteman and so's my wife.
I come and look at things on here then clear off without saying anything. Creepy isn't it?
Posted by
ell, 20:33, 17th March 2003:
I lurk, and bite when provoked. Can't be arsed to post these days.. too much
work sleeping to do. :(
hello boys and girls, are we sitting comfortably?
i found this site from weebls-stuff.com
known as hotchin whilst on-line, I'm a proffesional bum and a part time bar man in a night club, hmm, don't really know what else to put :-\ my spelling will be atrocoius, and also grammar. i like to have a laugh and joke, no point in been so serious all the time.
--FIN--
Hotchin
Posted by
RUSS, 09:03, 19th March 2003:
what are you doing awake at this unearthly hour if you are a bum?
when i was a bum i certanly wasn't!
Posted by
cal, 09:08, 19th March 2003:
i don't understand how people find this site via weebls - there's no link to here...
russ - yeah tis an unearthly hour, crap nights sleep. i need to stop been a bum tho'
cal - i think it was via weebls, i look now
nope, can't find it, any how i got here =)
Posted by
beargod, 09:52, 19th March 2003:
It was a magical link in a magical place, where magical people live
perhaps it was when i went for a dump this morning, it was ther ei got the sudden urge to visit iamcal.com
Posted by
Envy, 11:41, 19th March 2003:
I'm new...
found a thread about a riddlish kind of thing (I hardly dare to mention it) and decided to have a look around...
........
Okay I'll ask anyway
which one of you got passed stage 12 of the Net Riddler thing and can help me out? I seem to have all asnwers right...
Posted by
Envy, 11:44, 19th March 2003:
sorry... :)
(whispers) can you help me FL?
Doubt it, which one what 12? Just a simple description plz.
Posted by
Envy, 11:47, 19th March 2003:
I thought I saw your name on the thread about the Riddles couple of days ago
You did..i am finished stage 1..so, what is 12?
GODDAMNIT DONT ANSWER, DONT ASK, JUST LEAVE IT ALONE BEFORE CHAY HUNTS YOU DOWN WITH A BLUNT SPOON!!!!!!111
Posted by
chandler, 11:49, 19th March 2003:
Oi. I'm warning you. I will use lethal force if I have to
I know Chay..i apologise.
Posted by
Envy, 11:50, 19th March 2003:
Sorry wont post again about it :(
oh, fucks knows...cant remember the questions..whats ur email add? No more postings on here...
post your email add and i shall send you a mail..that way, no posting and Chay is happy.
Posted by
Envy, 11:52, 19th March 2003:
can I post my e-mail here???
is that save?
Posted by
Envy, 11:53, 19th March 2003:
Got it?
Posted by
Miki, 12:19, 20th March 2003:
Hi I'm Miki
yes, I also found this place while working on the ..... but soon saw reading the thread was more fun than doing the riddle (stuck on 19 and trying not to care).
I live in holland, but unfortunately not in Amsterdam (trying to find a job+place there). When I find a place you can have your party there you all seem like good fun.
WEY_HEY!!!!!
Party in Amsterdam!!! Wooooo....
Posted by
RUSS, 12:24, 20th March 2003:
hi miki, nice to meet you, what town you from in the netherlands?
Posted by
chandler, 12:24, 20th March 2003:
YAY!
oops, sorry about that..forgot my manners.
Hi Miki.
Posted by
chandler, 12:28, 20th March 2003:
oh yeah! Hello!
Posted by
beargod, 12:34, 20th March 2003:
Hello Miki, can we comendere your house in amsterdam for ever if you get one?
Posted by
Miki, 13:21, 20th March 2003:
Sorry 'bout the delay, went to lunch
Say hypothetically you get stood up for lunch by a guy and he comes 'round with a sad story an hour and a half late. Is it pathetic to forgive him, put your stuff aside and still go ??
I live in Utrecht, studied in Amsterdam for 5 years, much better place.
Y'all are very welcome in holland but personally I think US would be great too.
Did an internship in Amersham for about 4 months so saw a bit of London. Was shocked pubs close so early.
Posted by
RUSS, 13:25, 20th March 2003:
not all do ;-)
you just got to know the right places
Posted by
Miki, 13:29, 20th March 2003:
Actually I was shocked you leave so early !
Am used to arriving at about 22.30 and leaving as late as 05.00
When my housemates asked me if I wanted to go out I had no clue they meant hurry up and finish your dinner ...
Hello Miki, welcome to the fun.
Posted by
RUSS, 13:44, 20th March 2003:
it's all about different cultures, over here it's drink as much as you can in as short a time you can, have a kebab, have a fight, go home.
in your country,and europe generally it is a bit more civil thats why i like it.
but then again who wants to stay out till five in the morning?? not me thanks
Posted by
Miki, 13:48, 20th March 2003:
You're not obligated to stay 'till closing ;-)
Posted by
RUSS, 13:49, 20th March 2003:
true
Posted by
Miki, 13:51, 20th March 2003:
Thanks for all the Hi's and welcomes by the way.
I was a bit shy about posting anything because you all seem te know eachother but this thread was the perfect opportunity and you've been really nice.
You can stay in the house I haven't got any time ...
Miki, if a guy turns up 1/2 hour late then he better have a damn good reason for it! I hate/detest people being late, especially when they dont have a good reason!
Posted by
Miki, 14:16, 20th March 2003:
So you'd say 1,5 hours is no good ...
I'm just a softie
Posted by
chandler, 14:18, 20th March 2003:
depends on the excuse. If he was late because his legs and arms fell off or because he was cancelling third world debt then i would forgive
what? Was he 1 and 1/2 hours late?
Posted by
Miki, 14:24, 20th March 2003:
nope, no such noble cause I'm afraid
anyway, it's done
so any pointers ?
I've never posted on a website before
and maybe there's stuff I need to know about you guys ?
what I learned so far :
chandler + redmaiden
victor + rosie
no mentioning the riddle (oops)
Just remember not to mention the *whispers* riddles.
Posted by
chandler, 14:31, 20th March 2003:
Miki - hahaha
I'm not sure the Victor and Rosie thing goes beyond poetry
Maybe the Remaiden and Chandler thing will ;)
and yes the "R" topic is off limits!!!
Other than that, just have Fun :)
Oh, is it now called the 'R' topic?
Posted by
Miki, 14:39, 20th March 2003:
Chandler you are the reason I joyned.
I thought is was really funny when you started moping in the R.... thread ;-)
Posted by
cal, 14:40, 20th March 2003:
the main things you need to know are on the about page :
www.iamcal.com/about.php
Posted by
Rosie, 14:40, 20th March 2003:
Oi Chay! Vic and I are in love. ( now that donnie has buggered off and left me.)
I like vic more anyhow.
;)
Donnie, whos Donnie? Is that the short slightly balding ginger fellow? (sorry)
Posted by
cal, 14:42, 20th March 2003:
nope - donnie posted on this site for a while
Posted by
Miki, 14:43, 20th March 2003:
What happenes if you provoke Gary
and what actually provokes gary (so I know how to avoid it)
Posted by
cal, 14:44, 20th March 2003:
talking about right wing politics and house music mainly
Posted by
Miki, 14:51, 20th March 2003:
well, little risk there then.
Posted by
chandler, 14:52, 20th March 2003:
I'm glad that you found my fuming anger and misery to be amusing Miki!! :)
Posted by
Miki, 14:55, 20th March 2003:
you're quite welcome ;-)
especially since I still haven't completed ....
Posted by
chandler, 14:56, 20th March 2003:
Well you have to be super nice to me to get any help ;)
Posted by
Miki, 15:03, 20th March 2003:
don't worry, I'll try to stop myself asking ;)
I'd rather have you keep talking to me then the answer to 1.19...
I'f you don't hear from me again I'l have quietly cut my wrists.
Posted by
chandler, 15:07, 20th March 2003:
haha.
Posted by
Miki, 15:07, 20th March 2003:
Forget about clues, I'm really curious if you've gotten to stage two.
Posted by
beargod, 15:09, 20th March 2003:
too much riddleing stop it now.
Posted by
Miki, 15:11, 20th March 2003:
Hi !
god I feel like an idiot. Like I said i haven't done this before and i've been reading for a few days and I find it kinda surreal you're now talking to me. Pity you can't see the grin on my face.
Posted by
chandler, 15:13, 20th March 2003:
actually i got an e-mail back from the guy saying "sorry you didnt complete the last riddle" but that was because i sent a blank one to him before i solved it. and then i sent the right answer the next day. So maybe i will get a reply this week.
I dont really want one cos that'll mean i ahve to carry on riddling. aggghhhh!
Send Cal a pic, then we can all see what you look like.
Posted by
chandler, 15:14, 20th March 2003:
I'm glad we have made you grin :)
You should add a photo to your profile page too.
Posted by
Miki, 15:17, 20th March 2003:
hhhhhmmm thinkin' about that. Love redmaidens picture.
You called someone a muppet in the other thread, maybe I'll put the muppet I most resemble....
I actually have one of me now there. I look like a dick. Hence me not having a normal photo of me there before.
Posted by
chandler, 15:19, 20th March 2003:
haha. Redmaiden only has that picture cos she is embarrassed by photos of her. Though I don't know why, I've seen some and they are lovely.
I very nearly sent Cal the "Me With Bjork Haircut" picture I took last week. That would've been funny.
Posted by
Miki, 15:22, 20th March 2003:
still can be ...
Posted by
Miki, 15:26, 20th March 2003:
damn, been found out by a collegue and he is now threatening to put up a horrible picture of me.
Please Cal reassure me he can't do that.
Posted by
cal, 15:26, 20th March 2003:
he can if he has web space
arsepuppy - send anyway, sounds funny
Posted by
beargod, 15:27, 20th March 2003:
What happened to reandwhiteman, his disapearance is making me cry
I feel somewhat underprotected in the absence of RedAndWhiteMan.
Posted by
beargod, 15:39, 20th March 2003:
How can we get him back? Should we all clap hands and think happy thoughts?
Everyone! Say it with me!
"I Believe In RedAndWhiteMan!"
"I Believe In RedAndWhiteMan!"
"I Believe In RedAndWhiteMan!"
"I Believe In RedAndWhiteMan!"
"I Believe In RedAndWhiteMan!"
"I Believe In RedAndWhiteMan!"
Posted by
beargod, 15:42, 20th March 2003:
I Believe In RedAndWhiteMan!
I Believe, I really do
Posted by
beargod, 15:44, 20th March 2003:
Ging gan gooly woop a ging gan goo
Posted by
beargod, 15:47, 20th March 2003:
sorry i thought singing a scouts song might bring him back
Posted by
cal, 15:47, 20th March 2003:
is it arsepuppy, is it bjork? who knows...
Posted by
Miki, 15:49, 20th March 2003:
amazing
Posted by
beargod, 15:51, 20th March 2003:
Who did the hair arsepuppy?
Me lovely ladyfriend did it. In a pub in Oxford. I ended up walking around Oxford on a busy Saturday night like that. Surprised I didn't get beaten up ;)
Posted by
beargod, 15:53, 20th March 2003:
its rather good I want one
Posted by
Rosie, 15:54, 20th March 2003:
WOW! Cool hair AP!
:)
I love the duvet!
It looked better in real life. There were five bunches going down the middle, one on each side, and a further four at the back.
Yeah, that bed is massive. A king size, 2m x 2m job. Could fit five people in it. One of the better points of inheriting the main room of an ex-brothel. My g/f loves it too ;)
Posted by
beargod, 15:58, 20th March 2003:
What being in a brothel?
Surprisingly that little detail didn't bother her.
She likes the bed. Cos it's big and that. Big beds rule.
I apologise for my ugly mug by the way.
Posted by
Miki, 16:16, 20th March 2003:
aah fishing for compliments ...
sorry no time, going home (read shopping)
thanks all, for cheering up my day
ps. you know you look sweet ...
Posted by
Miki, 16:20, 20th March 2003:
bye
Posted by
beargod, 16:21, 20th March 2003:
Bye
If you find redandwhiteman over there please tell him to come back
AP, you really need to stop going on those sunbeds! :o)
That was the flash on my camera. It's so bright I had to turn the light off in the room to get a halfway decent picture. Arses.
Posted by
Rosie, 16:54, 20th March 2003:
Where the hell has Vic gone this afternoon?
I've not had a poem today....I feel all lonely..
:(
Come back Vic.
Where has everyone gone? It's sodding quiet now.
Posted by
Rosie, 16:55, 20th March 2003:
Must be doing some work.
Posted by
chandler, 16:56, 20th March 2003:
It is quiet
Posted by
beargod, 16:57, 20th March 2003:
yes work always good for a laugh.
Rosie I get the impression Vic is using redandwhiteman to fly over to you to recite the poems to you personally
Posted by
Rosie, 17:00, 20th March 2003:
Cool!
I'm off home then.
c u lot later.
XX
Posted by
beargod, 17:02, 20th March 2003:
bye
Bye!
I think I'm gonna go in a bit too. Yeah.
welcome miki :)
my photos suck so but I do have funky hair in real life (no afros involved)
Posted by
Miki, 08:49, 21st March 2003:
thanks :)
so then just rainbow colours and stars
Posted by
chandler, 09:01, 21st March 2003:
It's true, she does have funky/wonky hair
RedAndWhiteMan says: Redmaidens hair rules!
Posted by
Gary, 11:53, 22nd March 2003:
What happenes if you provoke Gary
and what actually provokes gary (so I know how to avoid it)
You'll know that if and when you do! :P
talking about right wing politics and house music mainly
Wrong genre, Cal. Dance/trance is my thing (though I am partial to a little house every now and then).
i AM doCTOR f lUCID AND i FIND THIS bOARD ON ONE OF THOSE FREE ADS IN THE BACK OF gIRLY MAGAZINES
Posted by
chris, 23:16, 22nd March 2003:
Wrong genre, Cal. Dance/trance is my thing (though I am partial to a little house every now and then).
Correct... those Genres are all wrong.
nah, dance/trance music good. i think it's a good idea to keep an open mind when it come to music genres'. i like a bit of everything =)
Posted by
ell, 11:37, 23rd March 2003:
lol Chris
Posted by
cal, 08:23, 24th March 2003:
lol @ dr lucid :)
Posted by
Gary, 13:54, 24th March 2003:
Correct... those Genres are all wrong.
Not as wrong as some of the shite genres/artists mentioned here, though! :P
I'd like to stick a fork in dj tiesto's eye right enough.
Posted by
Miki, 14:00, 24th March 2003:
gary: I misunderstood cal
I thought he meant you were against these things but reading the threads about the war I realise he meant pro.
It's a good thing I was in a train when that discussion was going on because I'm sure I would have provoked you ;-)
Posted by
Gary, 14:26, 24th March 2003:
Victor: :P
Miki: ;)
RedAndWhiteMan says: i prefer to dance the funky chicken.
Posted by
t.m., 07:03, 31st March 2003:
I am just a rude bastard. No need to lie about it I guess.
im 24 from iran.i like to sex with you.bye
i KISS you! i am having the big groin for all girls, especialy the freedom loving girlds of anmrica, i kiss yu and wait for you i have a car and love life i have nice hair
Posted by
Brock, 21:58, 18th July 2004:
Oh god. The two fruitloops are getting it on.
Just think of the offspring!
Posted by
su, 00:11, 19th July 2004:
it might make an interesting exhibit at the zoo.
oh, god, won't SOMEBODY think of the offspring?