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Posted by Wanky Josh, 14:23, 13th March 2003:
 
I'm sorry, I've been a bit of shit on here. I deserve everything I get. I just wanted to take the time out, admit that I was an immature little tosser and to let you know that Ive seen the errors of my ways. All I want is attention.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:24, 13th March 2003:
 
...
Posted by toughseedstakeroot, 14:24, 13th March 2003:
 
now flagellate yourself please ;)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:24, 13th March 2003:
 
??
Posted by plindoe, 14:25, 13th March 2003:
 
WTF???
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:27, 13th March 2003:
 
Don't you think you should apologise to Grim and Rosie?
Posted by Wanky Josh, 14:27, 13th March 2003:
 
If thats a nasty thing involving my genitals I'm sure I'll be willing to do it. Anything to be loved.
Posted by toughseedstakeroot, 14:29, 13th March 2003:
 
you can slap yourself to the point of bleeding with your genitals if you want...
a whip would suffice though!
a metal studded one even better.
;)
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 14:30, 13th March 2003:
 
RedAndWhiteMan disapproves of Josh Wank in any form.
Posted by toughseedstakeroot, 14:31, 13th March 2003:
 
other than bleeding?
Posted by beargod, 14:31, 13th March 2003:
 
If anyone finds me on the floor, I have just fainted, pick me up brush me off and slap me a couple of times, You can stick my clothes through a Washing Machine if you want rather then brushing.
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 14:32, 13th March 2003:
 
RedAndWhiteMan says its still the same old tosser with a new technique.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:33, 13th March 2003:
 
Come on, give the guy a break. If he is apologising then cool, its hard to say sorry sometimes. So, new start and all that...
Posted by Wanky Josh, 14:33, 13th March 2003:
 
Yes Vic.

Grim... - I'm sorry. I'm sure your bird is lovely and I wish all the best to you. I guess its just jealousy that fuels me.

Rosie - I said all thise things because I have inept social skills and do not really understand relationships, I'm sorry.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:34, 13th March 2003:
 
im conflicted here, he seems genuine but i have faith in the teachings of RedAndWhiteMan.
Posted by toughseedstakeroot, 14:34, 13th March 2003:
 
flagellate
flagellate
flagellate
(said to a schoolboy goading chant!!)
Posted by beargod, 14:34, 13th March 2003:
 
I think people should forgive him, IF he stops signing up with so many blasted usernames
Posted by toughseedstakeroot, 14:35, 13th March 2003:
 
yeah hes not the only one that needs forgiving tho!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:35, 13th March 2003:
 
Give him a break...come on!

A 2nd chance is always offered.
Posted by Wanky Josh, 14:35, 13th March 2003:
 
No FL, I DONT deserve a second chance. They are all right. I screwed up all my relationships in these 12 short years of being alive. I'm an immature little fuckwit
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:36, 13th March 2003:
 
yay, go josh! punish yourself!
Posted by toughseedstakeroot, 14:37, 13th March 2003:
 
flagellate
flagellate
flagellate
show me the blood!
then we'll let you stop self deprecating comments WJ
Posted by Wanky Josh, 14:38, 13th March 2003:
 
I've got my mum to burn me with cigarettes for all the nasty things Ive said. It hurts but I deserve it.
Posted by plindoe, 14:39, 13th March 2003:
 
I often punish myself.

I think I am awake for to long so in order to punish myself I drink DEATH at an alarmingly fast rate until I fall asleep. If I wake before the morning I insist on punishing myself further.
Posted by beargod, 14:39, 13th March 2003:
 
Vic stop it, stop it now
Posted by ilovebeerme, 14:39, 13th March 2003:
 
How do you spell sincere?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:39, 13th March 2003:
 
Stop what BG?
Posted by beargod, 14:40, 13th March 2003:
 
I don't understand sleep?
Posted by beargod, 14:41, 13th March 2003:
 
Stop all the extra names vic, I know you and Redandwhiteman has the power
Posted by plindoe, 14:41, 13th March 2003:
 
Its what happens when you close your eyes when you are tierd. Look it up in the dictionary for a more concise definition.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:42, 13th March 2003:
 
not my bag BG.
Posted by beargod, 14:43, 13th March 2003:
 
Ok, wasn't sure, I have never experianced it before
Posted by Wanky Josh, 14:45, 13th March 2003:
 
I will never sleep again
Posted by Wanky Josh, 14:46, 13th March 2003:
 
I wish redandwhiteman would come round to my house tonight and tell me how to behave more apropriatly in public.

I love redandwhiteman
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:46, 13th March 2003:
 
I sleep often.
Posted by Rosie, 14:47, 13th March 2003:
 
Well, i'll forgive you Josh Wank. But I don't know if you are being sincere or not...

We shall see.
Posted by chandler, 14:47, 13th March 2003:
 
hooray for redandwhiteman
Posted by Wanky Josh, 14:48, 13th March 2003:
 
I will be sincere I will
Posted by Wanky Josh, 14:49, 13th March 2003:
 
When I get home I will sit on the toilet untill i get piles
Posted by chandler, 14:49, 13th March 2003:
 
are you sure?
Posted by Wanky Josh, 14:50, 13th March 2003:
 
Yes definatly
Posted by Rosie, 14:50, 13th March 2003:
 
:-O
Posted by plindoe, 14:50, 13th March 2003:
 
imho - BOLLOCKS!

You are still trying to wind people up, but I will play ignorance and forget your existance.

Sorry, but that is me!
Posted by ilovebeerme, 14:51, 13th March 2003:
 
He thinks this is all a big pile of wank and we're all geeky freeky losers with saddo status. He doesn't give a fuck but is evidently very very bored.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:52, 13th March 2003:
 
Im with plindoe, dat dawg won't hunt.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:52, 13th March 2003:
 
hey rosie baby, whats up?
Posted by Rosie, 14:53, 13th March 2003:
 
I'll swaying that way as well.

Hes probably gonna tell us all to F**k off at some stage today after we've all said we'd give him another chance.

Maybe I'm being mean....
Posted by Rosie, 14:53, 13th March 2003:
 
vic - Nothings up.....why?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:54, 13th March 2003:
 
Rosie being mean! Never!!!
Posted by toughseedstakeroot, 14:54, 13th March 2003:
 
vic sounds horny
Posted by pinkorbrownidontmind...man, 14:54, 13th March 2003:
 
wankyjosh/joshwank/redman/therealdeal is not present
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:55, 13th March 2003:
 
Nothing rosie my little pomme frit, just smoothing up to you.
Posted by beargod, 14:56, 13th March 2003:
 
Is he past then
Posted by Rosie, 14:56, 13th March 2003:
 
Why vic? What you want?
Posted by beargod, 14:57, 13th March 2003:
 
A hug
Posted by beargod, 14:57, 13th March 2003:
 
Give us a hug rosie
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:58, 13th March 2003:
 
Just being polite my little pea.
Posted by Rosie, 14:58, 13th March 2003:
 
Why all the references to vegetables vic?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:59, 13th March 2003:
 
'my little pea'

WTF! Aer you green Rosie? Round and small?
Posted by plindoe, 14:59, 13th March 2003:
 
Vic being polite? Hrmmmmmmmm...



...Only when he has the horn me thinks!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:59, 13th March 2003:
 
No real reason o apple of my eye.
Posted by Rosie, 15:00, 13th March 2003:
 
WTF are you doing vic, you creep!!

:)

What do you want?
Posted by beargod, 15:00, 13th March 2003:
 
thats a fruit not a vegetable
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:01, 13th March 2003:
 
Im not after anything, i just want you to feel cherished. my princess.
Posted by Rosie, 15:02, 13th March 2003:
 
Cool!
:)
Posted by toughseedstakeroot, 15:02, 13th March 2003:
 
feel cherries was that vic?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:02, 13th March 2003:
 
Any time my cherie adore.
Posted by plindoe, 15:02, 13th March 2003:
 
Rosie I would be worried if I were you. Vic has obviously been at the glue again!
Posted by beargod, 15:04, 13th March 2003:
 
again you let him be like this before?
Posted by ilovebeerme, 15:04, 13th March 2003:
 
HA ahhahahahahahhhhhhhhaaahahahahah....glue.
Posted by Rosie, 15:04, 13th March 2003:
 
Yeah plindoe, it does seem strange.

I think hes after my sisters..
Posted by toughseedstakeroot, 15:04, 13th March 2003:
 
and we all know how horny(meant sticky) glue gets vic!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:07, 13th March 2003:
 
Don't listen to these fools rosie my queen, i wrote you a song.

Cracklin' Rosie, get on board
We're gonna ride till there ain't no more to go
Taking it slow
Lord, don't you know
Have me a time with a poor man's lady
Hitchin' on a twilight train
Ain't nothing there that I care to take along
Maybe a song
To sing when I want
Don't need to say please to no man for a happy tune

Oh, I love my Rosie child
She got the way to make me happy
You and me, we go in style
Cracklin' Rosie you're a store-bought woman
You make me sing like a guitar hummin'
So hang on to me, girl
Our song keeps runnin' on

Play it now
Play it now
Play it now, my baby

Cracklin' Rosie, make me a smile
God if it lasts for an hour, that's all right
We got all night
To set the world right
Find us a dream that don't asks no questions, yeah

Oh, I love my Rosie child
You got the way to make me happy
You and me, we go in style
Cracklin' Rosie, you're a store-bought woman
You make me sing like a guitar hummin'
So hang on to me, girl
Our song keeps runnin' on

Play it now
Play it now
Play it now, my baby

Cracklin' Rosie, make me a smile
God if it lasts for an hour, that's all right
We got all night
To set the world right
Find us a dream that don't asks no questions, yeah
Posted by beargod, 15:09, 13th March 2003:
 
scary
Posted by Rosie, 15:09, 13th March 2003:
 
Errmm, whats going on? Did you make that up - or is it a famous song or something?

vic - tell me what your up to?!

:-)
Posted by Rosie, 15:10, 13th March 2003:
 
I'd like to query "store bought women".

Are you trying to say I'm common?



:)
Posted by toughseedstakeroot, 15:11, 13th March 2003:
 
ctrl c
followed by
ctrl v
id guess
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:12, 13th March 2003:
 
Typical, i write you a beautiful love-ballad and you try and pick holes in my work. don't know why i bother. grumble grumble.
Posted by Rosie, 15:13, 13th March 2003:
 
NO,no,no,no,no Vic

Don't get the hump. No-ones ever wrote me a "love ballad" before. It was lovely mate , cheers!

:)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:14, 13th March 2003:
 
;)
Posted by plindoe, 15:16, 13th March 2003:
 
Vic never gets a hump!



BOOM! BING!
Posted by Rosie, 15:18, 13th March 2003:
 
Ohhh - i'm feeling all special now.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:18, 13th March 2003:
 
Here is another one for you angel.

Rosie, lips of love,

Rosie, hand of fate

You use our bed as a symbol

Fire and Ice

A war ground for our horizontal pleasure

But it feels so good

You swept the cobwebs from my bwain

tell my mother that he's insane

Rosie, lips of love,

Rosie, hand of fate

We go shopping at Marks and Sparks

but we don't really talk

just for fun I try on a bra

good lord

why won't she laugh?

He's only got one thing on his mind

Rosie, lips of love,

Rosie, hand of fate

Tell me baby will it never end

look to the north

bargaining for your love can be such a drag

but will she give me a signal

I look to the left and you look right

lovers and friends but only at night

Rosie, lips of love,

Rosie, hand of fate.
Posted by plindoe, 15:20, 13th March 2003:
 
Fuck the glue, this guys been drinking meths!
Posted by bored at work, 15:20, 13th March 2003:
 
Or smoking crack
Posted by toughseedstakeroot, 15:20, 13th March 2003:
 
what did shakespears demented cousin kill himself with? i think vic's got a hold of the same;)
Posted by Rosie, 15:20, 13th March 2003:
 
OMG! I nearly wet myself when I read that!

Cool poem vic............i think.
Posted by toughseedstakeroot, 15:21, 13th March 2003:
 
must admit.
laughter erupted with the thought of vic in a bra.
(ive seen the outline of his man boobies)
very funny mental image
Posted by plindoe, 15:21, 13th March 2003:
 
Rosie - dont tell him where you live.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:24, 13th March 2003:
 
I was never crazy for flowers
I confess that nothing left me colder.
I could watch a daisy for hours
and all i'd feel was several hours older.

Lilacs or lilies,
anything you please
all that they did was make me shrug or sneeze.

But now i love each blossom that i see
for a lovely little rose loves me.

Now my life is Rosie,
since i found my Rosie.
With a girl like rosie
how could i be blue?

Hand in hand we'll mosey
Me and little Rosie.
We will be so cozy
by a fire built for two.

Oh i once heard a poem that goes
A rose is a rose is a rose.
But i don't agree
Take it from me,
There's one rose sweeter than any that grows

That's my Rosie.
I'm so glad you chose me.
Life is one, sweet, beautiful song
to me.

Now my life is Rosie
Oh, we'll be happy I know.
Since I found my Rosie.
Off to the preacher we'll go.
With a girl like ROsie
So how could we
How could I be blue?
Be blue?

Oh we'll have us a home out west.
A nice, little split, level nest.
And in every room, roses in bloom
but there's one Rose sweeter than all of the rest.

And that's my Rosie


I'm so glad you chose me.
Life is one, sweet, beautiful song.
If love is right, then, what could be wrong?
Life is one, sweet, beautiful song to me
Posted by Rosie, 15:27, 13th March 2003:
 
wow! they just keep getting better.
Posted by plindoe, 15:28, 13th March 2003:
 
Congratualtions Rosie, youve just won yourself a stalker!
Posted by toughseedstakeroot, 15:29, 13th March 2003:
 
time to get blue with your poetry vic.
might sway some favour then
Posted by Rosie, 15:32, 13th March 2003:
 
I've never had a stalker before. (from some strange man who followed me around feltham high street and then followed me into Boots and wanked himself off in his boiler suit when I was bending over to pick up some tampons.)
Posted by beargod, 15:33, 13th March 2003:
 
That was vic
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:34, 13th March 2003:
 
I don't know, drop some compliments, write a few songs and you are mocked and labeled a stalker. im outta this website. later. (maybe)
Posted by Rosie, 15:34, 13th March 2003:
 
OWWWWWW don't go vic - sing some more songs to me.


:-)
Posted by Rosie, 15:37, 13th March 2003:
 
I've wrote you a song vic,

There was a young man called vic
who hobbled around with a stick
i saw him one day, and I started to pray,
coz his penis looked really thick.



:)
Posted by plindoe, 15:39, 13th March 2003:
 
You must have really small hands then Rosie!
Posted by Rosie, 15:41, 13th March 2003:
 
I bet hes massive down there....
:-)
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 15:42, 13th March 2003:
 
RedAndWhiteMan says: Looks like you've pissed on your chips there Rosie.
Posted by plindoe, 15:43, 13th March 2003:
 
I have seen fieldmice laugh when he has been pissin in fields!
Posted by beargod, 15:44, 13th March 2003:
 
lifes what you make it
Posted by Rosie, 15:44, 13th March 2003:
 
Rosie says: wtf does piss on your chips mean r&wman?

Rosie says: Are you josh wank in disguise?
Posted by beargod, 15:45, 13th March 2003:
 
and if you have a good imagination life is usually good
Posted by beargod, 15:45, 13th March 2003:
 
Rosie Redandwhiteman is Vic
Posted by Rosie, 15:46, 13th March 2003:
 
Is he? since when?

I don't get it?
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 15:47, 13th March 2003:
 
Pah, you know nothing beargod.
Posted by beargod, 15:49, 13th March 2003:
 
sorry redandwhiteman, just trying to proove your not josh wank
Posted by Wanky Josh, 15:52, 13th March 2003:
 
I really am sorry, I don't know what I can do to make it up to you, Name anything Rosie and Grim...
Posted by plindoe, 15:53, 13th March 2003:
 
RedAndWhiteMan is here!

Hail oh great Lord!
Posted by chandler_dot, 15:56, 13th March 2003:
 
Its true, RedAndWhiteMan is a legendary superhero and crimefighter, he is in no way, shape or form Vic.
Posted by Rosie, 15:58, 13th March 2003:
 
mmmm...
Posted by plindoe, 15:58, 13th March 2003:
 
In the same shape or form that I am not Whiteandredman



BING!
Posted by chandler, 15:59, 13th March 2003:
 
i agree with me
Posted by Wanky Josh, 16:00, 13th March 2003:
 
Please save me from all this guilt that i have bestowed upon my conscience
Posted by plindoe, 16:00, 13th March 2003:
 
You would be schizophrenic if you didnt, worrying!