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Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:58, 13th March 2003:
 
A normal cup of tea has move caffine in it that a esspreso - FACT!

Any more?
Posted by plindoe, 15:00, 13th March 2003:
 
My arse is considered a tactical riot control weapon-FACT!

Any more?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:00, 13th March 2003:
 
I don't know where to re-locate the SDP for Goldhawk Road. LIE (i just worked it out with the aid of my trusty red pen)
Posted by ilovebeerme, 15:05, 13th March 2003:
 
It is illegal to refuse somebody use of your toilet in scotland - FACT

Any more?
Posted by beargod, 15:05, 13th March 2003:
 
men are mice in a different body - FACT
Posted by plindoe, 15:07, 13th March 2003:
 
Pop tastes better than beer - FACT
Posted by Rosie, 15:07, 13th March 2003:
 
It hurts when I take a piss - FACT
Posted by plindoe, 15:08, 13th March 2003:
 
Get to the doctors then - FACT
Posted by beargod, 15:10, 13th March 2003:
 
Vic you should change your post above to read - FACT
Posted by Rosie, 15:12, 13th March 2003:
 
Have been, plindoe, and I got some Trimethoprim tablets - FACT
Posted by beargod, 15:13, 13th March 2003:
 
Trimethoprim sounds foriegn - FACT
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:13, 13th March 2003:
 
I am going to get stinkin drunk tonight - FACT
Posted by toughseedstakeroot, 15:13, 13th March 2003:
 
quadmethoprim is the bomb tho - FACT
Posted by toughseedstakeroot, 15:14, 13th March 2003:
 
Iam going to be well stoned within half an hour of clocking off - FACT
Posted by Rosie, 15:14, 13th March 2003:
 
I don't care what it's called as long as my flaps stop stinging when I wee - FACT
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:14, 13th March 2003:
 
Celtic will beat Liverpool tonight - FACT
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:15, 13th March 2003:
 
Vic, SDP? Service Distribution Point?
Posted by beargod, 15:17, 13th March 2003:
 
That gives a bad picture when you say flaps - FACT
Posted by chandler, 15:17, 13th March 2003:
 
Rosie is the dirtiest girl on this forum - FACT
And we all love it - FACT
Posted by plindoe, 15:17, 13th March 2003:
 
FL use - FACT - FACT
Posted by plindoe, 15:18, 13th March 2003:
 
this has got to be the fastest growing topic - FACT
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:18, 13th March 2003:
 
Sorry plindoe - FACT
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:20, 13th March 2003:
 
I cant wait for the MAXIM party - FACT
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:20, 13th March 2003:
 
Well done FL, you are correct - FACT
Posted by Rosie, 15:22, 13th March 2003:
 
the doctor said I can't have sex for 3 days - FACT
Posted by plindoe, 15:22, 13th March 2003:
 
I am going to the Pig after work - FACT

Is anyone else going to a pub - FACT
Posted by plindoe, 15:23, 13th March 2003:
 
Fuck me, all I can manage is about 5 mins, never mind 3 days of it - FACT
Posted by toughseedstakeroot, 15:24, 13th March 2003:
 
noonder you need to stop them flaps stinging - FACT
Posted by beargod, 15:25, 13th March 2003:
 
Feel sorry Rosie but think about what it will feel like in 3 days - FACT
Posted by chandler, 15:25, 13th March 2003:
 
plindoe that was funny - FACT
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:25, 13th March 2003:
 
I could be moving to England - FACT
Posted by chandler, 15:26, 13th March 2003:
 
I love Redmaiden and people are getting sick of hearing it - FACT
Posted by plindoe, 15:26, 13th March 2003:
 
BING - FACT
Posted by bored at work, 15:27, 13th March 2003:
 
It's better in Scotland Foghorn - FACT
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:28, 13th March 2003:
 
More jobs in England - FACT
Posted by Rosie, 15:29, 13th March 2003:
 
chay wants to get into Redmaidens pants- FACT
Posted by beargod, 15:29, 13th March 2003:
 
I Love England - Fact

Except Middlesbrough - FACT

Where you moving to FL? - FACT
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:29, 13th March 2003:
 
No idea yet, depends where i get a job - FACT
Posted by chandler, 15:29, 13th March 2003:
 
Rosie is right - FACT
Posted by plindoe, 15:30, 13th March 2003:
 
No one is getting any work done - FACT
Posted by beargod, 15:30, 13th March 2003:
 
Chay doesn't just want to get into Redmaidens pants - FACT
Posted by beargod, 15:30, 13th March 2003:
 
Damn Yeah Work - FACT
Posted by bored at work, 15:31, 13th March 2003:
 
Whats work?
Posted by beargod, 15:32, 13th March 2003:
 
Work's - FACT
Posted by plindoe, 15:32, 13th March 2003:
 
Edit quickly - FACT
Posted by Rosie, 15:33, 13th March 2003:
 
chay, when are you and redmaiden gonna get it on then - FACT
Posted by toughseedstakeroot, 15:34, 13th March 2003:
 
bored at work aint too busy at work to make a fact - FACT
Posted by beargod, 15:35, 13th March 2003:
 
I am driving chay up to middlesbrough, we may stop off at Leeds - FACT
Posted by beargod, 15:35, 13th March 2003:
 
My arms seem really hairy today - FACT
Posted by bored at work, 15:35, 13th March 2003:
 
Doin more than you toughseed - FACT
Posted by plindoe, 15:36, 13th March 2003:
 
I am going for another cig in a min - FACT
Posted by bored at work, 15:36, 13th March 2003:
 
Might do that myself - I need one - FACT
Posted by toughseedstakeroot, 15:36, 13th March 2003:
 
I can get away with doing nothing - FACT
and you forgot your fact earlier - FACT
thats two facts allready making three in total - FACT
Posted by toughseedstakeroot, 15:37, 13th March 2003:
 
Ill join you - FACT
Posted by bored at work, 15:39, 13th March 2003:
 
lets go then.
Posted by Gary, 15:39, 13th March 2003:
 
RedAndWhiteMan rocks - FACT.
Posted by toughseedstakeroot, 15:39, 13th March 2003:
 
gary is kidding no one - FACT
Posted by chandler, 15:40, 13th March 2003:
 
rosie you'll have to ask her - FACT
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 15:41, 13th March 2003:
 
I rock - FACT
Posted by plindoe, 15:41, 13th March 2003:
 
60 posts in 43 mins - FACT
Posted by toughseedstakeroot, 15:42, 13th March 2003:
 
We are all made up of star dust - FACT
Posted by beargod, 15:42, 13th March 2003:
 
there are only 3 keys on a keyboard that a VB.Site program cannot read - FACT

Ones the Tab Button, and I really need the tab button - FACT

Bastard - FACT
Posted by bored at work, 15:43, 13th March 2003:
 
I'm going for that cig now - FACT
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:47, 13th March 2003:
 
Just been for a cig - FACT
Posted by Rosie, 15:49, 13th March 2003:
 
i want a ciggie now, i'm off - FACT
Posted by plindoe, 15:49, 13th March 2003:
 
I am back -FACT
Posted by toughseedstakeroot, 15:49, 13th March 2003:
 
getting bored now - FACT
Posted by Jacker, 15:49, 13th March 2003:
 
I just signed up! Why? -FACT!
Posted by toughseedstakeroot, 15:50, 13th March 2003:
 
read Vic's poetry - STATEMENT
Posted by plindoe, 15:52, 13th March 2003:
 
Is jacker Josh Wank - FACT or FICTION?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:52, 13th March 2003:
 
No idea - FACT
Posted by toughseedstakeroot, 15:52, 13th March 2003:
 
chose your own adventure? - QUESTION
Posted by Wanky Josh, 15:56, 13th March 2003:
 
I am really really sorry - FACT

Please forgive me - FACT
Posted by plindoe, 15:57, 13th March 2003:
 
I have just farted, sorry to all that may suffer - FACT
Posted by Jacker, 15:58, 13th March 2003:
 
What is all this Josh Wank stuff and why do you think I would have anything to do with it?..
Posted by bored at work, 15:59, 13th March 2003:
 
I'd rather not smell it based on previous performance!
Posted by plindoe, 16:00, 13th March 2003:
 
true - FACT
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 16:01, 13th March 2003:
 
To go north, turn to page 29
To go south, turn to page 439
To poke 'Evil zombie orc vampire' in the eye with a shitty stick, turn to page 73
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:02, 13th March 2003:
 
4 hours till the game - FACT
Posted by chris, 16:02, 13th March 2003:
 
who tore page 73 out???

That's ruined the whole game now - FACT
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 16:04, 13th March 2003:
 
Page 73, you are dead. turn to page 1. loser.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:08, 13th March 2003:
 
I have itchy bawz - FACT
Posted by bored at work, 16:09, 13th March 2003:
 
That is Rank - FACT
Posted by chris, 16:10, 13th March 2003:
 
i agree - FACT
Posted by bored at work, 16:10, 13th March 2003:
 
It;s not a nice image to conjour up!
Posted by plindoe, 16:11, 13th March 2003:
 
the adventure book - very funny - FACT
Posted by Rosie, 16:12, 13th March 2003:
 
i had an itchy muff, and i bought some canastan cream FL, get some - FACT
Posted by bored at work, 16:12, 13th March 2003:
 
It's the best thing for it - FACT
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:15, 13th March 2003:
 
Bawz are not itchy any longer, thanks though - FACT
Posted by pinkorbrownidontmind...man, 16:16, 13th March 2003:
 
what was up with your muff-QUESTION
Posted by plindoe, 16:18, 13th March 2003:
 
Same thing thats up with you - IRATATING - FACT
Posted by toughseedstakeroot, 16:18, 13th March 2003:
 
itchy vic my friend? - QUESTION
Posted by RUSS, 16:19, 13th March 2003:
 
what did pinkorbrownidontmind...man do?
Posted by plindoe, 16:21, 13th March 2003:
 
Dont know might be Josh Wank - FACT or FICTION
Posted by RUSS, 16:29, 13th March 2003:
 
fiction it was me
Posted by plindoe, 16:30, 13th March 2003:
 
Ooooops, soz pal - FRICTION
Posted by chris, 16:30, 13th March 2003:
 
he didn't say FACT, it could be a lie... - EEK!
Posted by plindoe, 16:34, 13th March 2003:
 
argh dilema - FACT
Posted by jeff, 16:35, 13th March 2003:
 
a cup of esspresso has more caffiene in it than a normal cup of tea - FACT

Tea contains more caffiene than coffee but is used in much weaker concentrations - FACT

I'm a pedant who has finished all her work for a week and is now very bored - FACT
Posted by chris, 16:36, 13th March 2003:
 
poor jeff... you should come spend some time in plastic california

:( we come home tomorrow night :'(
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:39, 13th March 2003:
 
I am now going to the pub - FACT

GO ON THE TIC!! (sorry, just getting ready)
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:19, 13th March 2003:
 
I am in my pyjamas still - FACT

I'm keeping stum about everything else - FACT
Posted by chandler, 19:44, 13th March 2003:
 
Redmaiden is lazy - FACT
But I bet she has sexy PJs - FACT
She wants me - FACT
Posted by chris, 19:48, 13th March 2003:
 
chay may be about to walk to leeds - FACT
Posted by amightygoodleader, 19:58, 13th March 2003:
 
I've managed to piss off everyone today - FACT
I appear to have acquired the bizzaro world midas touch - FACT
The federation against copyright theft is called FACT - FACT
Posted by chandler, 20:15, 13th March 2003:
 
chay could drive to Leeds but he is very very lazy - FACT
Posted by beargod, 21:12, 13th March 2003:
 
Thats why Simon will drive to middlesbrough and maybe visit leeds in may - FACT
Posted by chandler, 21:29, 13th March 2003:
 
beargod is my chauffuer - FACT
I cannot spell showfer - FACT
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:23, 13th March 2003:
 
chauffeur - FACT

(the rest I deny)
Posted by Grim..., 09:03, 14th March 2003:
 
I am not Cal - FACT
Posted by earthworm, 09:08, 14th March 2003:
 
I am not an earthworm - FACT
Posted by bored at work, 09:13, 14th March 2003:
 
Why masquerade as one - QUESTION
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:51, 14th March 2003:
 
I'm disappointed to find that the mighty earthworm is not really the popular soil snake - FACT
I think Chay needs to invest in some kleenex - FACT
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:52, 14th March 2003:
 
I need some sleep - FACT
Posted by bored at work, 09:59, 14th March 2003:
 
I guessed he was no worm! They cant type. Doh.
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:09, 14th March 2003:
 
They can if you just belieeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:10, 14th March 2003:
 
haha I just accidentally did the !!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 joke thing. Arf!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:11, 14th March 2003:
 
Arf Arf.
Posted by chandler, 14:23, 14th March 2003:
 
soon we shall be rid of the riddle thread - FACT
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:24, 14th March 2003:
 
Unless we keep posting on it - FACT

And there's not a thing you can do about it MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - FACT
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:37, 14th March 2003:
 
*Bump*
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:39, 14th March 2003:
 
Shouldn't that be:

*Bump* - FACT ??
Posted by chandler, 14:42, 14th March 2003:
 
yes - FACT
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:44, 14th March 2003:
 
Im sorry - LIE
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:45, 14th March 2003:
 
The man who invented the garden hoe is called Jethro Tull - FACT
Posted by Grim..., 15:58, 14th March 2003:
 
I have no idea why Monkey Armada is leaving - FACT
Posted by Grim..., 15:59, 14th March 2003:
 
Cal earns more money than everyone else on here - FACT
Posted by chris, 15:59, 14th March 2003:
 
cal said he smelt of wee - FACT
Posted by Redmaiden, 19:04, 14th March 2003:
 
Jethro Tull invented a seed drill - FACT
Posted by chandler, 20:12, 14th March 2003:
 
I still love Redmaiden - FACT
Posted by Redmaiden, 23:06, 14th March 2003:
 
yay yay - FACT
Posted by chandler, 23:33, 14th March 2003:
 
:D - FACT
Posted by Redmaiden, 02:04, 15th March 2003:
 
hurrah - FACT
Posted by arsepuppy, 02:09, 15th March 2003:
 
my head hurts - fact
Posted by Sul, 02:11, 15th March 2003:
 
I'm too drunk to read this whole thread but am easy to jump on the bandwagon - FACT
Posted by arsepuppy, 02:13, 15th March 2003:
 
being drunk rules - fact
Posted by arsepuppy, 02:20, 15th March 2003:
 
i know a 4 letter word -fact.
Posted by 100% kitten, 14:12, 15th March 2003:
 
i like random facts so much that I have a gif for them.
Posted by Redmaiden, 15:30, 15th March 2003:
 
that bloody rocks - FACT
Posted by chris, 21:13, 15th March 2003:
 
i'm home - UNFORTUNATE FACT!
Posted by chandler, 22:57, 15th March 2003:
 
WOW - FACT.
Posted by plindoe, 09:16, 16th March 2003:
 
like the gif - FACT
Posted by Sul, 21:00, 16th March 2003:
 
I ate 8 fag butts last night - FACT
Posted by Sul, 21:01, 16th March 2003:
 
Thats a hell of a picture for our american friends - FACT
Posted by chandler, 21:41, 16th March 2003:
 
hahahahaa. i only just got that one. :)
Posted by chris, 22:06, 16th March 2003:
 
wooo! me too ;)
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:26, 16th March 2003:
 
still confused - FACT
Posted by chris, 22:29, 16th March 2003:
 
US use of the word fag is the joke - FACT!
Posted by chandler, 22:29, 16th March 2003:
 
fags in the UK - cigarettes
fags in the US - something else entirely
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:39, 16th March 2003:
 
oh I comprende now - FACT
Posted by chandler, 23:37, 16th March 2003:
 
Redmaiden is a bit slow. even slower than me - FACT
Posted by Redmaiden, 23:38, 16th March 2003:
 
fuck off - FACT
Posted by chandler, 23:40, 16th March 2003:
 
fuck you - NOT YET A FACT
Posted by chris, 01:28, 17th March 2003:
 
chay deserved that - BIG FACT!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:19, 17th March 2003:
 
Rosie stopped posting on this site after i sang beatiful songs to her - FACT
Posted by chris, 14:33, 17th March 2003:
 
that's really sad :( - FACT
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:34, 17th March 2003:
 
Thats true, but it won't emotionally scar me - LIE
Posted by chris, 14:35, 17th March 2003:
 
we're all here for you vic - PRETTY SURE IT'S A FACT
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:40, 17th March 2003:
 
Thanks, that means a lot to me - HUUUUUGE LIE!
Posted by chris, 14:41, 17th March 2003:
 
well we're still here - WHO THE HELL AM I KIDDING? NOT ME!!! LIEEEE!!!!!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:55, 17th March 2003:
 
I dropped a tea-cup before - CRACKED
Posted by chris, 15:18, 17th March 2003:
 
i've had very little sleep since friday morning - CRACKED!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:20, 17th March 2003:
 
I managed to open somebody else's safe this morning - CRACKED
Posted by Sul, 15:21, 17th March 2003:
 
I'm back at work tomorrow, I'm not looking forward to it - FACT
Posted by Sul, 15:22, 17th March 2003:
 
I hate Vicky for spoiling my chances with Rosie's fine sisters. - FACT
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:25, 17th March 2003:
 
I ruined mine and sul's chances with Rosie's fine sisters because my poetic powers - LACKED