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Posted by ilovebeerme, 14:07, 14th March 2003:
 
I realise that it's got out of hand. I'm sorry I started it in the first place. I thought it might provide some entertainment for folks here for a while but then new people kept joining in and it spiralled out of control.

I promise I'll never masterbate on a live web cam again. Sorry.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:08, 14th March 2003:
 
arf!
Posted by bored at work, 14:08, 14th March 2003:
 
I missed that (thank god)are you for real?
Posted by chandler, 14:09, 14th March 2003:
 
it was a joke. he was refering to the r*ddl* thread. i've closed it now
Posted by ilovebeerme, 14:09, 14th March 2003:
 
Yes I personally assaulted my purple headed womb ferret.
Posted by bored at work, 14:18, 14th March 2003:
 
Purple headed womb ferret is a new one to me!
Posted by ilovebeerme, 14:19, 14th March 2003:
 
I think I stole it from arsepuppy or someone here anyway. Oo-errr.
Posted by chandler, 14:38, 14th March 2003:
 
*bump*
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:45, 14th March 2003:
 
I much prefer 'Two-wheeled porridge cannon'
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:47, 14th March 2003:
 
"Hugo-A-Go-Go's Secret Hilltop Observatory"
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:48, 14th March 2003:
 
Albino Cylindrical Mars bar.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:50, 14th March 2003:
 
Inside-out Fanny Pipe.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:52, 14th March 2003:
 
'Two-wheeled porridge cannon'

That fuggin RULES!
Posted by chandler, 14:53, 14th March 2003:
 
most cannons only have two wheels surely. thats like saying "four wheeled car"
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:54, 14th March 2003:
 
But the two wheels thing is included to draw comparison with the balls, innit.
Posted by chandler, 14:55, 14th March 2003:
 
well yes, good point
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:00, 14th March 2003:
 
Know a lot about cannons do you chay?
Posted by chandler, 15:01, 14th March 2003:
 
I know my special gun
Posted by ilovebeerme, 15:01, 14th March 2003:
 
Poor lad must be tearing his hair out.
Posted by Redmaiden, 19:10, 14th March 2003:
 
yoghurt gun?
Posted by chandler, 20:07, 14th March 2003:
 
if that's what you call it
Posted by Redmaiden, 23:28, 14th March 2003:
 
not usually but I do like yoghurt
Posted by chandler, 23:35, 14th March 2003:
 
what flavour?
Posted by jeff, 23:43, 14th March 2003:
 
i hear if you drink a lot of coffee then a kind of bitter flavour...
Posted by chandler, 23:44, 14th March 2003:
 
i don't drink coffee
Posted by chandler, 23:44, 14th March 2003:
 
maybe i could eat different foods and Red could do a taste test?
Posted by amightygoodleader, 23:57, 14th March 2003:
 
pineapple juice dude, thats the ladies favourite, that is, unles you can get hold of wheatgrass juice. Mmmm, sweet days, then i was indeed the king of the cannon taste test, girls used to gather for my delectable custard treats
Posted by chandler, 00:05, 15th March 2003:
 
:)
Posted by jeff, 00:25, 15th March 2003:
 
i hear wheatgrass juice is good for that, but it'd be like kissing a lawnmower... now pineapple juice mmmmmm
Posted by Redmaiden, 00:45, 15th March 2003:
 
just not curry flavour ever please
Posted by arsepuppy, 00:45, 15th March 2003:
 
Not as good as bumdog cock juice
Posted by wobbie, 17:08, 15th March 2003:
 
jeff: you wernt watching DVD yesterday by anychance? that wheatgrass comment is a big damn giveaway!
Posted by jeff, 20:45, 15th March 2003:
 
if you look, it wasnt me that brought it up... and besides, i dont have time for daytime tv... i dont have time to BREATHE!! dammit...
bumdog, i hear your cock juice tastes like blue period juice.. at least thats what chris said this morning, before you woke up (he had some round his mouth too)
Posted by chris, 21:04, 15th March 2003:
 
i hope you don't mean me...
Posted by chandler, 23:06, 15th March 2003:
 
wobble: what that was on Diagnosis Murder?!!?? How did Dr Mark Sloan slip that into conversation?
Posted by wobbie, 00:16, 16th March 2003:
 
ah... it was more than that. some nice young girl died after drinking it!
i think she was actually on her last legs anyway cos her doctors wife was jelous that he was shagging her so the wife decided to spike the herbal medicine that he was giving to the nice young girl ...and funnly enough it killed her.

I am so glad I dont know DVD. Everybody he knows dies at some point or another... apart from his son.
Posted by wobbie, 00:17, 16th March 2003:
 
I gotta get a proper 9 - 5 job. then maybe ill stop watching it.
Posted by Redmaiden, 00:24, 16th March 2003:
 
I watched that one on friday hahah

do you watch Pet Rescue?
Posted by chandler, 00:27, 16th March 2003:
 
i read that post as "some nice young girl died after drinking it" (it being wheatgrass juice sweetened man juice)