Discussion » I Love Arsepuppy

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Posted by jeff, 21:09, 14th March 2003:
 
I want to have his babies.
Posted by arsepuppy, 21:11, 14th March 2003:
 
??
Posted by jeff, 21:26, 14th March 2003:
 
he's on my bed right now... maybe i could impregnate myself while he isnt looking...
Posted by Redmaiden, 23:35, 14th March 2003:
 
give it a go
Posted by jeff, 23:44, 14th March 2003:
 
he ran, ran far away, screaming like a girl.
Posted by jeff, 23:44, 14th March 2003:
 
no he didn't really. he ate my ass my ass and stuff
Posted by jeff, 23:45, 14th March 2003:
 
he's had too many small coffee cups of blue curacao... he wants another one.. but i'm cutting him off.. cutting him off i tell you.. GET OUT OF MY ROOM BUMDOG.. or i'll take pictures of you when you're asleep...
Posted by chandler, 23:46, 14th March 2003:
 
whats going on? Jeff and Arsepuppy aren't going to have Iamcal babies before us are they Redmaiden?
Posted by jeff, 23:46, 14th March 2003:
 
no he hasn't at all. He's just too much hot ass to handle at once. I love him so much. It's like a year of wide-ons
Posted by jeff, 23:47, 14th March 2003:
 
chay i damn well hope not... he'll probably pass out drunk soon... brewers droop n all, i wont be getting any babies..
Posted by jeff, 23:47, 14th March 2003:
 
Actually, no I'm lying. He could pole vault to swindon with it. Damn its big.
Posted by jeff, 23:48, 14th March 2003:
 
dude, you're gonna give me a reputation with all this carry on...
Posted by jeff, 23:48, 14th March 2003:
 
arsepuppy has a girlfriend, she's a nurse.. theres a picture of her on the i love nurses thread...
Posted by chandler, 23:50, 14th March 2003:
 
what is going on?!! :)
Posted by amightygoodleader, 23:52, 14th March 2003:
 
you have to love the blue curacao, the drink of champions
Posted by jeff, 00:00, 15th March 2003:
 
man, arsepuppy has drunk almost my entire bottle of blue curacao... or blue period juice as we like to call it. (he was posting under my name because we couldnt be bothered to log in and out and he thought it would be fun to get me in trouble.. dirty man...
Posted by amightygoodleader, 00:01, 15th March 2003:
 
yeah right, so who is it now arsepuppy or jeff, i suspect you've been doing untold things to that bottle and you are in fact arsepuppy
Posted by chandler, 00:02, 15th March 2003:
 
oh right!
Posted by jeff, 00:07, 15th March 2003:
 
dude, imagine the suction!!!!
Posted by chandler, 00:10, 15th March 2003:
 
hahahaha
Posted by jeff, 00:13, 15th March 2003:
 
that nurse, i have to confess, its not actually his girlfriend... its uncle moc... sorry uncle... oh god, its all coming out now, the guilt, the secrets!!! please forgive me!!!
Posted by chandler, 00:19, 15th March 2003:
 
you're having sex with your Uncle Moc? Are you American?
Posted by amightygoodleader, 00:20, 15th March 2003:
 
secrets and lies, to quote Homer Simpson quoting Mike Leigh, its all secrets and lies. Damn let teh drunkeness flow
Posted by amightygoodleader, 00:21, 15th March 2003:
 
on the plus side, woo! I just found my copy of XTRMNTR swaskitta eyes on neighbour killing volume here we come
Posted by jeff, 00:29, 15th March 2003:
 
no, i'm not having sex with my uncle... arsepuppy is... with an uncle.. i should never have let them both come to my birthday party... so many things went on in the mens toilets that night, SO MANY THINGS. apparently some of them ended up standing next to my dad at the urinals and giggled a lot..
Posted by arsepuppy, 00:35, 15th March 2003:
 
No, My girlfriend is actually a nurse, but she's not Uncle moc (sadly). ;)
Posted by arsepuppy, 00:36, 15th March 2003:
 
But i do fancy jess's mum ;)
Posted by arsepuppy, 00:37, 15th March 2003:
 
And her dad is a combination of the coolness of both joe Scully and Dr Karl kennedy, with the manliness of Darcy Tyler x 1000
Posted by arsepuppy, 00:38, 15th March 2003:
 
blah
Posted by arsepuppy, 00:38, 15th March 2003:
 
Arggh stupid eMac! double posting shitehawkism!
Posted by jeff, 00:40, 15th March 2003:
 
hey! how did you log in? i thought i'd changed your password!!
Posted by arsepuppy, 00:41, 15th March 2003:
 
You Motherfucker!
Posted by arsepuppy, 00:41, 15th March 2003:
 
dude, i totally changed your password to what it already was!!!
Posted by arsepuppy, 00:42, 15th March 2003:
 
arggh i'm confoosed.
Posted by jeff, 00:44, 15th March 2003:
 
haha! hey everyone, i changed arsepuppys password to what it already was, dude thats creepy, its like i am him or i can read his mind...
Posted by arsepuppy, 00:44, 15th March 2003:
 
Note to self: Do not standardise passwords or Jeff will abuse my amazon account, credit card stuff and gay pr0n accounts. Eek.
Posted by jeff, 00:45, 15th March 2003:
 
dont worry about the gay pr0n, we have enough of that in the gimp room... oh the power, THE POWER!!!
Posted by arsepuppy, 00:48, 15th March 2003:
 
Oh how chickens piss in my arse..... It's bliss I tells ya.
Posted by chandler, 00:52, 15th March 2003:
 
hahhaa
Posted by arsepuppy, 00:57, 15th March 2003:
 
i know its red nose day and that, but GO TO BED! It's late!!!!!
Posted by chandler, 01:06, 15th March 2003:
 
im talking to redmaiden on MSN. i aint off to bed just yet.
Posted by arsepuppy, 01:14, 15th March 2003:
 
Chay you horny bastard. leave the girl. love meeeeeeeee, love meeeeeeee. i can give you chalets, bungalows, flats, anything. [edited cos Arsepuppy has a sickness, But a house would be cool]
Posted by arsepuppy, 01:18, 15th March 2003:
 
he he
Posted by arsepuppy, 01:18, 15th March 2003:
 
It takes her an hour to piss in the shower. It's She-Ra, innit. Council slag.
Posted by arsepuppy, 01:21, 15th March 2003:
 
Boxes, bloody everywhere. Cardboard ones and everything.
Posted by chandler, 01:46, 15th March 2003:
 
arse puppy, you are scaring me
Posted by arsepuppy, 01:49, 15th March 2003:
 
Editing my words of love to you????? You bastard!! You're no better than the rest. i weep for your offspring.
Posted by arsepuppy, 02:03, 15th March 2003:
 
i hope my missus isn't reading this....
Posted by chandler, 02:22, 15th March 2003:
 
dont you mean "our offspring?"
Posted by arsepuppy, 02:33, 15th March 2003:
 
oh yeah sweetheart
Posted by wobbie, 17:10, 15th March 2003:
 
hmm bumdog and unclemoc as a couple . omg. jeff/bumdog your friday night iamcal binge makes quite frightening reading!
Posted by jeff, 20:43, 15th March 2003:
 
thats because he drank my bottle of blue curacao... and now his dirty pants are all over the gimp room.. but mark my words, once he's gone and this weekend is over, i'm back on my iamcal diet...
Posted by wobbie, 00:12, 16th March 2003:
 
ah. fairy muff
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:19, 17th March 2003:
 
My friday night was so dull in comparison :(
Posted by chris, 14:38, 17th March 2003:
 
i didnt have a friday night...
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:09, 5th March 2004:
 
My god. I never saw this thread. I just hope Uncle Moc never does.
Posted by Uma, 15:13, 5th March 2004:
 
Why do you keep dragging up all these old threads!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:16, 5th March 2004:
 
Because it's about Uncle Moc!
Posted by Brock, 15:16, 5th March 2004:
 
Doc works for the charity ThreadAlert whose motto is "A thread is for life, not just for an attention span". This charity works tirelessly to ensure that old threads never die, they get remembered and 're-loved', even 're-posted' so as to stop them going stale or rusty.

Obviously.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:16, 5th March 2004:
 
(or mentions him at least)
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:17, 5th March 2004:
 
Yeah, there's loads of good stuff here that you kids never even knew about!
Posted by WarHead, 15:18, 5th March 2004:
 
Great - someone can reopen the one with the Guess Warhead's Age Comp again and see if the same person wins this time.
Posted by Uma, 15:18, 5th March 2004:
 
It's like stuffing a beloved pet. Stop It.

;)
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:19, 5th March 2004:
 
What, Muffing the Mule?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:22, 5th March 2004:
 
Hang on, I'm just looking back at this.

Jeff? You posted the nurse picture in the nurses thread??!

Duuude.
Posted by WarHead, 15:23, 5th March 2004:
 
Ooomah: Are you calling me a beloved pet?
Posted by Uma, 15:24, 5th March 2004:
 
I meant 'stuffing' in the taxidermist sense of the word
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:24, 5th March 2004:
 
I Love Arsepuppy,
Best of all the animals!
I Love Arsepuppy,
He's me friend!
Posted by WarHead, 15:25, 5th March 2004:
 
Dog damnit - that's even worse. I don't want it up the .... Don't You Dare .... thank you VERY much.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:25, 5th March 2004:
 
All Arsepuppies should be exterminated!

They foul the streets!
Posted by Uma, 15:25, 5th March 2004:
 
Gross
Posted by Uma, 15:26, 5th March 2004:
 
*whoosh*
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:27, 5th March 2004:
 
*click*
Posted by WarHead, 15:27, 5th March 2004:
 
Why are you called arsepuppy anyway, Arsepuppy?

Why is everyone known by the name they're known as? do we need a separate fred for this?
Posted by Alfie, 15:27, 5th March 2004:
 
"I love Arsepuppy (But you're boring)"
Posted by Alfie, 15:27, 5th March 2004:
 
WarHead it's in the FAQ
Posted by WarHead, 15:28, 5th March 2004:
 
Isit? Can I be arsed to look in there?
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:29, 5th March 2004:
 
"I love Arsepuppy (But you're boring)"

The Snickers bar calls the turd 'nutty'.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:30, 5th March 2004:
 
"The Snickers bar calls the turd 'nutty'."

HAHAHAHAHA
Posted by Alfie, 15:33, 5th March 2004:
 
ap: I hate you (but you're interesting)
Posted by Abe Frohman, 15:33, 5th March 2004:
 
Marathon.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:34, 5th March 2004:
 
Man
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:34, 5th March 2004:
 
Even the thought of it makes my teeth hurt!
Posted by Alfie, 15:34, 5th March 2004:
 
Manfred Mann
Posted by WarHead, 15:53, 5th March 2004:
 
WRONG THREAD!!!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 16:52, 5th March 2004:
 
Huh? Names?
Posted by WarHead, 16:52, 5th March 2004:
 
Word association is next door.