Discussion » I Love Nurses

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Posted by arsepuppy, 22:21, 14th March 2003:
 
I love nurses. They are so fucking amazing I want to spunk with joy into a dog's eye and scream "Yes! Graham Skidmore Off Blind Date, Take Me FromBehind Now!!!!!!!!1111"
Posted by Redmaiden, 23:02, 14th March 2003:
 
hahha
Posted by Victor Menendez, 08:59, 17th March 2003:
 
I also love nurses, but only the ones with little upside down watches, the others are just imposters.
Posted by hotchin_2k, 08:08, 19th March 2003:
 
i've heard they're meant to be gr8 in bed, had a gf who was a trainee nurse, good, but she was still in training.
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:05, 19th March 2003:
 
My gf is a trainee nurse too.
Posted by hotchin_2k, 09:42, 19th March 2003:
 
how on earth trainee nurse is such a popular choice, i don't know. an X of mine is one, see above, a lass i work with is 1, i talk to at least 3ppl on the net who's doin that. odd
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:51, 19th March 2003:
 
I dont know any nurses..maybe they are all in England.
Posted by beargod, 10:04, 19th March 2003:
 
Nurses in england don't be stupid, they are all trainee nurses
Posted by hotchin_2k, 10:10, 19th March 2003:
 
seems like it, i don't think i've ever seen a fully qualified nurse, even in a hospital
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:15, 19th March 2003:
 
their or they are?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:16, 19th March 2003:
 
or There
Posted by beargod, 10:17, 19th March 2003:
 
they are, I noticed that, just now
Posted by hotchin_2k, 10:17, 19th March 2003:
 
=\
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:18, 19th March 2003:
 
Where?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:26, 19th March 2003:
 
There!
Posted by hotchin_2k, 10:27, 19th March 2003:
 
here?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:30, 19th March 2003:
 
There on the the stair, right there?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:32, 19th March 2003:
 
a little mouse with...no enough!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:32, 19th March 2003:
 
Clip clippety clop?

Too much?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:34, 19th March 2003:
 
i think so..
Posted by hotchin_2k, 10:35, 19th March 2003:
 
what....wait a min post man just been
Posted by beargod, 11:21, 19th March 2003:
 
The thrill of the nursery ryhmn
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:25, 19th March 2003:
 
the nursery what?
Posted by Envy, 11:29, 19th March 2003:
 
the nursery hymn?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:32, 19th March 2003:
 
The nursery rhythm?

Cha-Cha-Cha Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall boom-banga-banga-boom
Posted by Envy, 11:34, 19th March 2003:
 
LOL
Posted by hotchin_2k, 11:45, 19th March 2003:
 
haha
Posted by arsepuppy, 18:29, 4th May 2004:
 
*bump*

no reason.
Posted by arsepuppy, 18:31, 4th May 2004:
 
aw shit! the link has been removed. DAMN YOU JEFFICA!!!
Posted by Brock, 18:32, 4th May 2004:
 
(I like school teachers as well... They rock).

My only experience of nurses was a radiographer. Does that count?
Posted by Alfie, 18:33, 4th May 2004:
 
"I love nurses, best of all the animals"
Posted by cal, 18:33, 4th May 2004:
 
I Love Nurses, best of all the animals :D
Posted by cal, 18:34, 4th May 2004:
 
fuck
Posted by Brock, 18:35, 4th May 2004:
 
hahahaha!
Posted by Alfie, 18:36, 4th May 2004:
 
Cal loses!
Posted by Alfie, 18:39, 4th May 2004:
 
that was fucking spooky though
Posted by Brock, 18:41, 4th May 2004:
 
"Thousands of miles apart, yet strangely linked... The two geek boys were moved to type the same thing in the same minute on the same topic, on the same website... How massively spooky?

Or maybe they just haven't got an original idea between them"

You decide...

;)
Posted by arsepuppy, 18:41, 4th May 2004:
 
Not really, I bumped this thread so I could also make that joke, but decided not to at the last minute.

Since the doc picture is gone I wish I hadn't bothered :(
Posted by Alfie, 18:42, 4th May 2004:
 
well lets just remember who made the joke first shall we.
and lets not remember the losers who came second or failed to make the joke at all :D

what is that picture in the broken link btw?
Posted by Brock, 18:43, 4th May 2004:
 
Aaaaaaggghhhhhhhh!!!!!

It's a geek psycho-triangle!!!

Run away from the nearest power socket, afore we all catch it!!! It spreads down the wires, don't you know!
Posted by Alfie, 18:44, 4th May 2004:
 
running from sockets won't save you, geek diseases are all wireless now.
Posted by jeff, 18:59, 4th May 2004:
 
sorry, i had a clear out. but do you like my 404 page? :)

(i too was going to make the 'best of all the animals' joke but decided it was a bit lame)
Posted by Alfie, 19:00, 4th May 2004:
 
:'(
Posted by arsepuppy, 19:07, 4th May 2004:
 
Alfred: It was a rather amusing photo of our friend Doctor Moc dressed as a nurse. Quality.
Posted by arsepuppy, 19:07, 4th May 2004:
 
I spread my geek disease using bluetooth.
Posted by cal, 19:34, 4th May 2004:
 
they call that "toothing" ;)
Posted by Brock, 19:49, 4th May 2004:
 
I call that fucking disturbing.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 19:57, 4th May 2004:
 
I have got the Nurse picture lying around somewhere...

not sure if I really want to inflict it on you kids or not...
Posted by Brock, 20:01, 4th May 2004:
 
Jesse

;)
Posted by friday, 10:53, 5th May 2004:
 
Nurse Lucid?
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 16:02, 5th May 2004:
 
It's almost an instruction.
Posted by syl, 16:11, 5th May 2004:
 
I'd like to see it, please?
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 16:13, 5th May 2004:
 
O, that picture...
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 16:19, 5th May 2004:
 
'ts on my profile.

Or there's always this one..

Posted by Alfie, 16:19, 5th May 2004:
 
that rules
Posted by Uncle Moc, 16:23, 5th May 2004:
 
I wish there were many of me and there was a big gap between my nose and mouth and my face was well deformed.

Posted by Alfie, 16:28, 5th May 2004:
 
is that the cross-dressing chancellor waving his budget box, but not red cos you only had a black pen?
Posted by Alfie, 16:29, 5th May 2004:
 
i feel like beargod today
Posted by Uncle Moc, 16:32, 5th May 2004:
 


I am at this very moment watching my father the hottest member of the cabinet with his lovely shiny glassy eye and his hunky executive red briefcase!
Posted by Alfie, 16:39, 5th May 2004:
 
he is about to eat a fly
Posted by syl, 16:43, 5th May 2004:
 
Eeeuw. "The Cloonies" ^^
Posted by Abe Frohman, 18:46, 5th May 2004:
 
I miss Beargod.
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 01:09, 6th May 2004:
 
Yeah, he ought to come back here.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:57, 6th May 2004:
 
Yeah. Beargod was ace.
Posted by Miki, 18:00, 6th May 2004:
 
he still is, just not online very much :(
Posted by beargod, 20:27, 6th May 2004:
 
No don't be silly, I never left you something about argentina spell soemthing wrong etc
Posted by arsepuppy, 20:34, 6th May 2004:
 
you've lost me already...

argentina???
Posted by beargod, 20:37, 6th May 2004:
 
yeah like evita, I said I never left you like the song maddona sings

bastard free DVD's that I feel obliged to watch
Posted by Alfie, 20:39, 6th May 2004:
 
(Don't cry for me Argentina, the truth is I never left you)
Posted by beargod, 20:41, 6th May 2004:
 
Yeah thats the bitch

I seam to swear alot more now :(
Posted by WarHead, 23:14, 6th May 2004:
 
Don't watch Evita - it is possibly the crappiest musical I've ever seen, and that's saying something.
Posted by Alfie, 23:22, 6th May 2004:
 
I like it.
but then we have established that i'm a disney loving, musical watching freak.
Posted by WarHead, 23:28, 6th May 2004:
 
But .... it's so totally shite. I can watch Disney stuff, but Evita was just SO bad. Even my wife hated it. I bought it for her because she likes Jimmy Nail, but she was so appalled by the whole thing she loaned it to someone and never asked for it back.
Posted by Alfie, 23:30, 6th May 2004:
 
i like the songs
Posted by WarHead, 23:32, 6th May 2004:
 
NO SON OF MINE LIKES EVITA.

OR EVEN THE SONGS, WRITTEN BY THAT ANGUS LEWD-WANKER.


I HAVE NO SON!!!!!!!
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 00:25, 7th May 2004:
 
I have no son either Warhead. Ohhhhh beargoad!! We've missed you so much!

Please do come back! My summer will be well empty otherwise.
Posted by beargod, 15:59, 11th May 2004:
 
I wiould do, but I can't get roped into staying on here for long, I get sucked in and loose my way in life
Posted by Grim..., 16:56, 11th May 2004:
 
Fuck me, it's dead in here today.

What are you doing back here, BG?
Posted by Alfie, 02:28, 12th May 2004:
 
I'd rather not Grim...
From what I heard, you hoooger turbo chargers are just you compensating for something.
Posted by Grim..., 09:19, 12th May 2004:
 
I think you'll find that it's 'your', my dear.

And yes, they are compensating for the fact that, without them, the car would be too slow.
Posted by Alfie, 12:23, 12th May 2004:
 
arse
Posted by Alfie, 12:23, 12th May 2004:
 
too slow for what Grim? can the car not reach the speed limit without them?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:24, 12th May 2004:
 
88 MPH?
Posted by Alfie, 12:25, 12th May 2004:
 
^&)^&((%*(%*^%(%)
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 12:30, 12th May 2004:
 

Alfie, 12:25 12 May 2004 :

88 miles an hour? So Grim... can go back in time and beat up that dirty Biff and kill Hitler and shave off his teeny little moustache and give it to Brock to use as a toupee?


I spot your edit!
Posted by Alfie, 12:31, 12th May 2004:
 
damn you lucid
Posted by Grim..., 12:33, 12th May 2004:
 
can the car not reach the speed limit without them?


Yup, but not in less than 5 seconds =]
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 12:33, 12th May 2004:
 
Hah.. I am on the ball today, metaphorically speaking!
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:35, 12th May 2004:
 
Seems like you're on the ball metaphysically too.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 12:37, 12th May 2004:
 
Wow if only!