Discussion » Rosie?

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Posted by cal, 14:37, 17th March 2003:
 
Where are you?
Posted by chandler, 14:49, 17th March 2003:
 
Maybe she is off with Jim and the Duck, having adventures on the old Rag Doll
Posted by chris, 14:50, 17th March 2003:
 
i wanna sink that damn canal boat.... i hated that show...
Posted by chandler, 14:52, 17th March 2003:
 
you have no soul
Posted by beargod, 14:53, 17th March 2003:
 
That duck and me are engaged so leave it alone
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:53, 17th March 2003:
 
best get down the cobblers then eh? ahahahahahahahhahaha

(you ain't got the monopoly on shitty jokes around here chay)
Posted by chris, 14:53, 17th March 2003:
 
...i blame the lack of kfc

a lack of kfc can destroy ones soul.
Posted by chris, 14:54, 17th March 2003:
 
boom boom!

i feel compelled to shout bing but it wasn't him!
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 14:56, 17th March 2003:
 
RedAndWhiteMan says: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:57, 17th March 2003:
 
Rosie and Jim was absolutely soul-crushingly awful. It was the work of the devil and if you like it, you eat too much lentils and quite possibly wear yugoslavian skirts. You will also have those cushions with the small circular mirrors sewn in.
Posted by chandler, 15:04, 17th March 2003:
 
:) actually I only ever saw half of one episode of Roise and Jim, but my little sister liked it. Which is why I now have the tune bouncing around my head.

I hate lentils. My sister has those cushions. And how did you know about my (Former) Yugoslavian skirts?
Posted by ilovebeerme, 15:05, 17th March 2003:
 
Did you see the episode where he humped her on the swing. Nice one.
Posted by chris, 15:17, 17th March 2003:
 
see... arsepuppy understands...
Posted by Grim..., 17:36, 17th March 2003:
 
I knew a couple once called Rosie and Jim.

Jim was Australian, so didn't really get it.

They split up =/
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:20, 17th March 2003:
 
The dude that wrote Rosie and Jim also wrote postman pat and i know him.

I eat lentils - FACT
Posted by chandler, 20:55, 17th March 2003:
 
you know the guy who wrote postman pat! WOWOWOW
Posted by Redmaiden, 00:16, 18th March 2003:
 
yeah he lives in Ilkley where I used to live
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:12, 18th March 2003:
 
'Baht 'at?
Posted by ilovebeerme, 09:16, 18th March 2003:
 
Rosie got stuck to the swing somehow and jim tried to pull her off from the front while that guy who made an occasional appearance tried to push her off from behind. End result is Rosie being spit roasted. Bad programme makers.
Posted by incratia, 09:20, 18th March 2003:
 
i used to love watching rosie & jim is it still on?? I will have to go home & check you have me all excited i hope it is still on!!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:21, 18th March 2003:
 
Bollocks to rosie and jim, where's ROSIE?
Posted by Rosie, 13:03, 18th March 2003:
 
Here I am. I've been off for a while coz i had an assignment to do.

So you missed me, eh?!

:)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:04, 18th March 2003:
 
HURRAY!
Posted by Rosie, 13:04, 18th March 2003:
 
:)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:19, 18th March 2003:
 
see sul, my fine songwriting didn't scare her away and ruin your chances with her sisters.
Posted by beargod, 13:24, 18th March 2003:
 
yay Rosie, you go girl
Posted by Rosie, 13:26, 18th March 2003:
 
i've missed your fine songwriting Vic.

Sul: one of my sisters has just passed her driving test - so she will pick u up at about 8, ok? (joke!)

:)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:40, 18th March 2003:
 
what do you mean (joke!)?
Posted by Rosie, 13:40, 18th March 2003:
 
Oi Vic! You can change the writing under your photo now i'm back.

:)

Have you made me any more songs up recently?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:45, 18th March 2003:
 
let me consult my rosie tribute songbook.
Posted by Rosie, 13:46, 18th March 2003:
 
yay!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:59, 18th March 2003:
 
Here's another one for you my little angel delight.


i'm a ballerina
i am a ballerina
i'm related to you
i'm a ballerina
i am a ballerina.


it gets hot in the summer
it gets cold in the winter
the winter is bad

the winter gets cold
the summer gets hot
the summer is good

rosie rosie rosie
rosie rosie rosie

rosie rosie rosie
rosie rosie rosie

i'm a ballerina
i am a ballerina
i'm related to you


i'm a ballerina
i am a ballerina
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:00, 18th March 2003:
 
Nice eh?
Posted by beargod, 14:02, 18th March 2003:
 
Vic havn't you got a song about me? or am I just a retard?
Posted by Rosie, 14:05, 18th March 2003:
 
Ohhhhhh Vic! - that was a lovely song mate - thank you.

:)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:06, 18th March 2003:
 
I can't write music unless i have a deep and abiding love for the subject and whilst you seem to be a nice guy.......
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:15, 18th March 2003:
 
In München steht ein Hofbräuhaus
doch Freudenhäuser müssen raus,
damit in dieser schönen Stadt
das Laster keine Chance hat!
Doch jeder ist gut informiert
weil Rosie täglich inseriert
und wenn dich deine Frau nicht liebt
wie gut, daß es die Rosi gibt!
Und draußen vor der großen Stadt
stehen die Nutten sich die Füße platt!
Skandal (Skandal)
im Sperrbezirk
Skandal (Skandal)
im Sperrbezirk
Skandal
Skandal um Rosie!
Ja Rosie hat ein Telefon
auch ich hab' ihre Nummer schon.
Unter 32-16-8
herrscht Konjunktur die ganze Nacht.
Und draußen im Hotel d'Amour
langweilen sich die Damen nur,
weil jeder den die Sehnsucht quält
ganz einfach Rosies Nummer wählt.
Und draußen vor der großen Stadt
stehen die Nutten sich die Füße platt!
Skandal (Skandal)
im Sperrbezirk
Skandal (Skandal)
im Sperrbezirk
Skandal
Skandal um Rosie!
Ja Rosie hat ein Telefon
auch ich hab' ihre Nummer schon.
Unter 32-16-8
herrscht Konjunktur die ganze Nacht.
Und draußen im Hotel d'Amour
langweilen sich die Damen nur,
weil jeder den die Sehnsucht quält
ganz einfach Rosies Nummer wählt.
Und draußen vor der großen Stadt
stehen die Nutten sich die Füße platt!
Skandal (Skandal)
im Sperrbezirk
Skandal (Skandal)
im Sperrbezirk
Skandal
Skandal um Rosie!
Moral
Skandal
Moral
Skandal
..
Skandal um Rosie!
Posted by Rosie, 14:39, 18th March 2003:
 
Although you maybe suggesting that I'm a whore Vic - its still a nice poem/song!!

Cheers....

:)

(I think....)!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:46, 18th March 2003:
 
nothing of the kind, just that you are slightly scandalous?

(probably)
Posted by chandler, 15:00, 18th March 2003:
 
Rosie is an ale house not a hooker.
Posted by Rosie, 15:02, 18th March 2003:
 
Oh right!

:)
Posted by chandler, 15:06, 18th March 2003:
 
there is always a scandal at "Rosie" and all the girls on the street have to entertain themselves cos all the men are in "Rosie" :)
Posted by Rosie, 15:12, 18th March 2003:
 
See how i got confused....
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:14, 18th March 2003:
 
Er, yeah thats what i meant when i wrote it.
Posted by Rosie, 15:16, 18th March 2003:
 
LOL!
Posted by chandler, 15:16, 18th March 2003:
 
but then if we are talking about our Rosie then it is probably still true "all the men are in Rosie"
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:22, 18th March 2003:
 
I'd like to distance myself from that comment.
Posted by Rosie, 15:26, 18th March 2003:
 
Well - I have been known to have my moments chay - but I'm a good girl now.


I once shagged this bloke who had the most enormous cock. It was like a babys arm. I'm sorry to say I bottled it coz I was too scared about any internal damaged it may have caused.


One night stands aren't big and they certainly are not clever (!)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:26, 18th March 2003:
 
Dammit, there goes plan A
Posted by Rosie, 15:29, 18th March 2003:
 
And what is plan B?
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:37, 18th March 2003:
 
It was like a babys arm.

....Must.....avoid.....telling........Thalidomide.... Pr0n....Star.....joke......
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:40, 18th March 2003:
 
Rosie: Dunno, not really sure what plan 'A' was.

AP: :)
Posted by ilovebeerme, 15:42, 18th March 2003:
 
Like a baby's arm holding an apple. Nice one.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:42, 18th March 2003:
 
....he had an arm like a baby's ...ARGGGH!! NO!!! STOP IT! YOU'RE NOT AT JEFF'S HOUSE NOW!!!!

*hits self*
Posted by Rosie, 15:58, 18th March 2003:
 
it was like a babys arm. It was horrid. It wasn't helped by the fact that he was a bit on the skinny side - his skinny legs just made his cock look even more ferocious.!
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:00, 18th March 2003:
 
Did it stop him from falling over when he leant forward?
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:06, 18th March 2003:
 
Could he have beat a penguin to death with it?
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:07, 18th March 2003:
 
It probably was a penguin. Dipped in pink cement. Like on the M54.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:08, 18th March 2003:
 
I find this especially amusing cause my cock actually is a baby's arm! Due to a botched science experiment. The hand still works and everything.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:10, 18th March 2003:
 
I bet it can be embarrasing for you sometimes. Especially at supermarkets, lunging for the Iced Gems and all that.
Posted by Rosie, 16:13, 18th March 2003:
 
lol!

If u had seen this thing your eyes would've popped out of your head - believe me, the cock was massive. and it throbbed.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:32, 18th March 2003:
 
You sure it wasn't a penguin?

The throbbing may have been that Pingu thing where he swears and his beak goes out trumpety. Penguin Tourettes Rocks.
Posted by Rosie, 16:35, 18th March 2003:
 
It may have been a penguin. There was a faint smell of fish wafting out of his pants.

Thank god I made my excuses and left before his penguin got me, eh?!
Posted by Rosie, 16:48, 18th March 2003:
 
i'm going home
c u later

xxx
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:49, 18th March 2003:
 
i'll follow when i have my nvg's and chloroform ready.
Posted by Rosie, 16:54, 18th March 2003:
 
? whats nvgs? I'll have to look tomorrow to find out what it is coz I've got to go now.

BYE
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:14, 18th March 2003:
 
Yes Ilkley Moor Baht'at (not saying a word about big throbbing cocks)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:34, 19th March 2003:
 
Cheeks made of petals
A cute button nose
Lips like a rosebud
Ten playful toes
A neck made of wrinkles
A bottom of dimples
All these go together
To make Rosie complete
Our joy and our wonder
For our baby so sweet
Posted by hotchin_2k, 10:38, 19th March 2003:
 
bless
Posted by Rosie, 11:34, 19th March 2003:
 
:)

I like that one the best vic.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:43, 19th March 2003:
 
Not sure about the wrinkled neck line but you try getting something to rhyme with dimples.
Posted by chandler, 11:46, 19th March 2003:
 
pimples
Posted by chandler, 11:46, 19th March 2003:
 
simples
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:50, 19th March 2003:
 
Ok, let me rephrase.

You try getting something to ryhme with dimples that isn't either insulting or nonsensical.
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:56, 19th March 2003:
 
Quim pools?
Posted by Rosie, 11:56, 19th March 2003:
 
*I would like to point out that my arse is not full of dimples,
and my neck is not full of wrinkles.*

The poem is still kind of cute though
Posted by Redmaiden, 19:06, 19th March 2003:
 
Chay I want poetry!! Look Rosie is getting lots of 'nice' poetry off Vicky *pout*
Posted by chandler, 21:03, 19th March 2003:
 
No Rosie is getting plagerised verse, stolen from the super inter webnet. I shall provide you original verse. All in good time. :)
Posted by Sul, 21:28, 19th March 2003:
 
RedMaiden's name is Emma
Which rhymes really well with Gemma
But all this doesnt matter
Cause Chay just wants to splatter
All over Red's nice bedsheets
Whilst reciting lots of nice Keats
And come and tell us all about it because we're a bunch of pervs

How's that? Not my best poem.
Posted by chandler, 21:45, 19th March 2003:
 
Re: his poetic masterbating,
Sul appears selfdeprecating,
his imagery is horrid,
and rhyming scheme is torrid,
which suggests he didn't plan,
as the structure doesnt scan,
though I think he should continue cos this poetry is fun.
Posted by chandler, 21:45, 19th March 2003:
 
oh damn i was supposed to be writing poems about redmaiden
Posted by Sul, 22:13, 19th March 2003:
 
Chay really has a point there
My structure needs some work
Although he copied the format
I really feel a jerk
Perhaps this newish layout
Will give me better cred
And then I'll look alot better
For the pervy things I said
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:18, 19th March 2003:
 
Sul hahahha, it's all true though!!!!
Posted by chandler, 22:32, 19th March 2003:
 
Sul's rhyming scheme is better,
But I've doubled up the rhyme,
Meanwhile Redmaiden's getting wetter
And I won't get there in time

For fair Red and her Sir Chay
Are so very far apart,
I'm sure we'll meet some day
but it almost breaks my heart

for I know this girl has needs
And there's a stiring in my pants
but she lives up near Leeds
and I live in Northants
Posted by Sul, 22:38, 19th March 2003:
 
It's true I know this dearly
You two have made it clear
That a romance is a-blooming
And that intercourse is near.
Lets all take this time to notice
The love thats in these threads
And then cry in our private households
As our own love-lives are in shreds
Posted by Sul, 22:40, 19th March 2003:
 
HAHAHA Chay I read that has as "And there's a string in my pants" :)
Posted by chandler, 22:44, 19th March 2003:
 
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:46, 19th March 2003:
 
"And that intercourse is near."
It is? I didn't know about that one!
Posted by Sul, 22:58, 19th March 2003:
 
I'm sorry to rush the couple
Perhaps I misread the signs
I wasnt aware of the distance
From which you both now pine
But think of the party coming
A few drinks imbibed by each
Then perhaps Chay will get his wish
Of seeing the Red's furry peach

sorry
Posted by chandler, 22:58, 19th March 2003:
 
hey he said it not me
Posted by chandler, 23:09, 19th March 2003:
 
To the party we'll be flocking
(Maybe Red is wearing stockings)
and you wont find it shocking
that her legs i will be clocking
and when you've finished mocking
and the party's really rocking
and the inhibiters are blocking
and the clock is tick-a-tocking
and my gun i am a cocking
and our knees they are a knocking
we may try a bit of docking
and maybe interlocking
but don't you all kid yourselves that we would tell you lot on here.
Posted by Redmaiden, 23:11, 19th March 2003:
 
furry peach hmmmmmm
Posted by Sul, 23:21, 19th March 2003:
 
Count yourself lucky I called it that... I read Viz.
Posted by Redmaiden, 23:28, 19th March 2003:
 
well it amused me anyways :-D
Posted by Sul, 23:33, 19th March 2003:
 
I'm gonna start rhyming about other members
As they may be feeling left out
So for all the other people
I would just like to stand and shout
I love you all, you're all the best
And I'm all your friend and bestest pal
But I have to make this clear as glass
I sure as hell aint Cal
Posted by Sul, 23:40, 19th March 2003:
 
I'm knackered now, I really am
So night night to one and all
I'm off to slumberland my friends
The sandman has come to call