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• Hello!

Kidding, kidding, calm down. Sheeeshhhh!

Thats not funny dude :(

not funny at all, if chay catches you he will have guts for garters

heheh

What can I say I was trained by Oscar Wilde.

lol

Hey Miki!

hey Victor
don't you write poems for rosie anymore ?

'write' a poem for Miki Vic ;)

well I was to shy to ask directly ...

I need some new garters.

Viki rhymes with Miki just to help you out Vic

so does Sicky, Ickie and Tricky Dicky

thank you for not helping Chay :)

Dont forget Biccy

I fancy a tea and biccy,
Said Viccy
That sounds utterly sicky
Said Miki

not helping really

Morning all,

Vic, i watched Bolton last night...they are shit! In fact they are beyond shit!

They are hearts?

LOL.. Thay cant be that bad!

FL. You'd be shit as well if you had to play two games in two days, bolton played on monday. and i think that the defence and midfield are fine, especially with the divine djorkaeff and okocha's trickery. its just the fact that we don't have any strikers, instead we have the player i like to call Henrik 'Cow's arse with a frying pan' Pederson to try and score goals.

Miki. My affection for rosie goes beyond mere words.

Sul. I have restrained myself from 'writing' the obvious song for miki.

Vic I don' thnk rosie would like to hear that

Hows that BG?

He owned up and then took it back. The beauty of the edit button. If only we had it in real life.

I think a Victor Menendez original is in order. As for me, I'm afraid to ask what "the obvious one" is ...

Edit that post and i'll sing you a song miki.

done

Vic, You Two Timer!

:(

I'm gutted.

Ok then, excuse the homosexual overtones but here goes:

Oh Miki, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
hey Miki (huff huff), hey Miki (huff huff)
Oh Miki, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
hey Miki (huff huff) hey Miki
Oh Miki, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
hey Miki (huff huff) hey Miki (huff huff)
Oh Miki, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
hey Miki (huff huff) hey Miki

Hey Miki!
You've been around all night and that's a little long
You think you've got the right but I think you've got it wrong
Why can't you say goodnight so you can take me home, Miki

'Cause when you say you will, it always means you won't
You're givin' me the chills, baby, please baby don't
Every night you still leave me all alone, Miki

Oh Miki, what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Miki, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you Miki
Oh, what you do Miki, do Miki
Don't break my heart, Miki

Hey Miki!
Now when you take me by the hooves,everyone's gonna know
Every time you move I let a little more show
There's somethin' we can use, so don't say no, Miki

So come on and give it to me any way you can
Any way you wanna do it, I'll treat you like a man
Oh please, baby, please, don't leave me in a jam, Miki

Oh Miki, what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Miki, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you Miki
Oh, what you do Miki, do Miki
Don't break my heart, Miki


Oh Miki, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
hey Miki (huff huff) hey Miki (huff huff)
Oh Miki, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
hey Miki (huff huff) hey Miki

Oh Miki, what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Miki, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you Miki (huff huff)
Oh, what you do Miki, do Miki
Don't break my heart, Miki

Oh Miki, what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Miki, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you Miki (Miki) (huff huff)
Oh, what you do Miki, do Miki
Don't break my heart, Miki

Oh Miki, what a pity you don't understand (yay)
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Miki, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you Miki
Oh, what you do Miki, do Miki
Don't break my heart, Miki


There we go, a VM original!

I thought it might be that.

:(

My heart is broken.

Vic is singing to another...

:(

Oh Rosie :( You poor lass. He's such a bastard. Come to me, I will give you a shoulder to cry on.

among other things

Don't worry rosie, i shall stretch my songwriting powers and come up with something special for you.

When no-one else can understand me
When everything I do is wrong
You give me hope and consolation
You give me strength to carry on

And you're always there to lend a hand
In everything I do
That's the wonder
The wonder of Rosie

And when you smile the world is brighter
You touch my hand and I'm a king
Your kiss to me is worth a fortune
Your love for me is everything

I'll guess I'll never know the reason why
You love me like you do
That's the wonder
The wonder of Rosie!!!!!!1


Am i a songwriting genius or what?

fucking genius

OMG vic! that was great! I will forgive you for cheating on me this time.


Sul: I'd love to "cry on your shoulder" *wink* But Vic is the only songwriter for me. Maybe you and vic could write some stuff together and I could watch..??

thanks Vic

Rosie I would never come between you and Vic

maybe someone else can sing for me ?

Sing to her sul!

Do you like that kind of stuff then Rosie? Ive never met a bird that likes watching two blokes "write songs together"

Hmm, your a nice guy and all sul but i'm not sure if i'd be comfortable 'writing songs together'

Miki: Okay, Okay. I beleive u Miki. Just keep ur hands off my man in future.
:)


( at this point i would hunt around for the words to that Joleen song. But I'm well busy at work and can't manage it at the moment! )

Vic:
I'm a her thank you very much !
my name is Mirjana, but no-one pronounces that correctly so I've been called just about everything under the sun (no this is not a challenge to invent new nicknames !!)
Miki is one of the ones that stuck

Sul/vic: Yeah, I'm up for any sort of song writing!

( although lesbian things are not my cup o'tea)

*cough cough* Here goes:

Miki mouse, superman, fantastic four, dick tracey, spiderman. lucky luke, judge dread, clever & smart. power rangers, ninja turtles, batman. all cops are bastards. barbecue their dicks, barbecue their dicks. all cops are bastards. roast their penises. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

wow, that was pretty good, not up to my standards but still.

miki: i knew that.

Miki, I knew your were a her. :)

so did I, so did I, so did I :p

Mirjana, what a cool name. how is it pronounced?

ohhhh Sul that was really good.

Rosie: You dont like KD Lang?

I imagine its pronounced Mer-Wah-Nah. Am I right?

Wow, give the boys a toaster !

Rosie:
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, I'm beggin' of you, please don't take my man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, please don't take him, just because you can
I'm sure I couldn't even if I tried, which of course I never would ;-)

rosie + vic is one of the first things I learned here (after chandler + redmaiden), see my first post. I should have mentioned I also learned Vic has a superhero alter ego. You don't do a very good job hiding it do you ?

sul: thanks ever so much, I'm touched

No. Constant Craving haunted me.

Miki, i don't have a superhero alter-ego, where did you get that idea from?


I remember when I found out about rosie
It was a long, long way from here
I was old enough to want it but younger than I wanted to be
Suddenly my mission was clear

So for awhile I conducted experiments
And I was amazed by the things I learned
From a fine fine girl with nothing but good intentions and a
Bad tendency to get burned

All about rosie
Won't you show me everything you know
Ah wonder what you do to me
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh

Some time later I met a young graduate
When I had nobody to call my own
I told her I was looking for somebody to appreciate
And I just couldn't do it alone

So for awhile we conducted experiments
In an apartment by the River Road
And we found out that the two things we put together had a
Bad tendency to explode

All about rosie
Won't you show me everything you've learned
I'll memorize everything you do to me so I can
Teach it when it comes my turn

Fine spring day, California waves
Sweet Pacific scenes through the
Windows of airplanes and hotel rooms

So when I find myself alone and unworthy
I think about all of the things I learned from the
Fine fine women with nothing but good intentions and a
Bad tendency to get burned

All about rosie
Won't you show me everything you know
Ah wonder what you do to me
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh

All about rosie
Won't you show me everything you've learned
I'll memorize everything you do to me so I can
Teach it when it comes my turn

It's all about rosie
It's all about rosie
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh

It's all about rosie
It's all about rosie
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh

:)
cheers vic.

Sul and miki could get it on.
;)

thanks. it's pronounced Mier ya na, empfasis on the first part
my last name is even more of a pain (vucic but with all kinds of accents I can't manage on the computer)

How old are u miki and what do u do 4 a living?


( Tell me to bugger off if I'm being nosey)

cool dating service ;-)

I'm old (30)
As I said I live in Utrecht (Holland)
I work as a programmer (Oracle) for an IT company but have only been doing it for about two years and don't have a tech background so feel like a bloody moron coz I feel like I can do this one trick, but know very little about the world around me.
I used to be a clinical psychologist in my previous life :)

feel free te be as nosey as you like :)

i don't know why, but i assumed miki was a young lad.

why don't people point these things out to me?

My b/f was a super user for Oracle. He helped write the inventory stuff years ago. I don't understand all that computer stuff. ( he is older than you miki - 34! hes ancient -Joke!!!)

;)

I always preferred Ceefax to Oracle.

Bah! 34's nothing. My sister's 42...

cal: thanks a lot!
rosie: thanks a lot! (for knowing someone older than me)

I understand it's a good thing for new people to introduce themselves, but I don't know any of you, could you all introduse yourselves as well ;)

i'm dan. i like shiny things.

My name is Rosemary Jane.
I'm 23. I live in a flat in Staines with my boyfriend Simon.(he's the old one!)
I work in sales and I sell telephone headsets.
I think i am secretly in love with vic - although we have never met, he is the one for me.

:)

i'm dan. i like shiny things.

wow! how weird is that AP?

Shit dude!


Woah, there's a dinosaur in the corner of my browser thing. Didn't see that one coming.

RedAndWhiteMan says: I am RedAndWhiteMan!

are you two on that gameshow where you have to guess which is the real dan who likes shiny things ?

Well, I don’t know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain’t right.
I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs.
Rosie to the left of me, Viccy to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with Mikki.

I am Simon, I like gadgety things

I'm on the gameshow, AP is on something completley different

wow Sul, thanks :)

I am pete, I like pirates, animals and beer.

PIRATES SUCK ASS!

since when and what does that mean for the disney ride ?

Pirates have sucked ass since 1648 although everyone loves the pirate ship ride.

..which was designed by ninjas. maybe.

?

Ninja's or Pirates miki?

ninja's

is this a riddle ?
;-)

no, you rule!

ninja's are great !
I'm ashamed to admit I love film violence ...

There's nothing to be ashamed of

even if I like steven segal films ?
(old ones obviously)

Don't be ashamed, film violence is the glue that holds the west together, when the level of screen violence drops we are forced to invade countries and watch 24-hour news casts to get our killing kicks.

I draw the line at steven 'He's just a cook' seagull though.

I draw the line way before the recent reality tv.

I.AM.CAL

that is all you need to know

I draw the line way before 'Pet Rescue'

cal: I watched you on the web cam
tu du du du (--- twilight zone music)

Hi Miki,

I am Euan, and i like lager.

miki: what web cam!?

FL: Great name, I'm guessing you have a lovely accent ..

cal: did you not know you have a link to a CalCam on your site ?
I just saw the pictures there and the one shot when you pres the static link
the live link didn't work for me, but i assumed that was because of our firewall.

oh, THAT cam. it's not been on since november 15th last year, as the date line at the bottom says. the other pics are about 3 years old :)

turn it on ! :)

Well actually i do have a lovely accent :o)

"I am Euan, and i like beer."

You Do?!?! Awww shucks.

Pirates rule. Ninja's are merely our tiny little bitches.

LOL..I have edited.

FL: well, talk some more then ...

Listen! Pirates and Ninjas cannot hold a torch to Armadillo's!

by the way, I don't like beer so you can have mine ...

I like cowboys

not in films, just generally
pity I have never met one though

You dont like beer? Oh my..

damn, talking to myself again.
hate when that happens

what's to like ?

Dinnae worry, I like to talk to myself sometime.

Vic, nice new pic BTW. Miki, wheres your pic?

still deciding which muppet I most resemble :)

We could help if we knew what you looked like. :o)

slick !

well there aren't many girl muppets are there

I can only think of 2. (and thanks)

Miss Piggy and Janice.

There's a girl chicken Gonzo sometimes works with

oh, dont remember her..surely you dont look like a chicken? Or do you?

no
ok ok, I'll try and find a decent picture, but give me a little time.
I haven't got many digital, no digital camera (yet) and no scanner.

In the mean time, Dark brown hair, shoulder length and a bit wild, green eyes.

I think the muppet chickens are well sexy!

especially the ones with green eyes :o)

I just bought the Audioslave album. so there..

That showed us.

Damn right!

I'm squeezing my nipple.

I'm heading up there right now.

Beargod? Hello?

he still hasn't arrived