Discussion » Redandwhiteman's Q&a Forum.

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Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 14:41, 26th March 2003:
 
RedAndWhiteMan says: I am here to solve your problems for a short while. but be quick, crime still needs to be fought.
Posted by beargod, 14:42, 26th March 2003:
 
How many Sodamn insane lookalikes are there redanwhiteman?
Posted by Miki, 14:43, 26th March 2003:
 
do you have special powers ?
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 14:45, 26th March 2003:
 
Beargod: by my reckoning, Three separate so-called 'saddam's' have been used, i think he has more in stock, the give-away is they are all too-tall, the real saddam is a dwarf made to look tall by the wonders of iraqui technology. much like ronnie corbett.

Miki: Yes, foremost of my talents is an ability to spot 'Josh Wank' from the other side of the cosmos (barnsley)
Posted by Rosie, 14:46, 26th March 2003:
 
Dear RedAndWhiteMan,

Please help. I think I'm in love with a man who writes me the most beautiful songs. The problem is - I can't keep up with his exceptional songwriting abilities. How do i please a man who has such a great talent?

Any advise you can give would be much appreciated.
Posted by Miki, 14:46, 26th March 2003:
 
pleaseeeeeeee explain the Josh thing RedAndWhiteMan
Posted by Rosie, 14:47, 26th March 2003:
 
LOl! I've read that Josh Wank post and spat my water all over my keyboard!!!

:)
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 14:48, 26th March 2003:
 
RedAndWhiteMan says: Rosie, there are plenty of 'ways' for you to please this mystery songsmith, you know what to do.
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 14:50, 26th March 2003:
 
Miki: 'Josh Wank' is the evil nemisis that first drew me to this forum, appearing under the guise 'Redman' he appeared after being banished and continued to talk offensive bullshit in a twelve year old style, together with Chay who had been lent superhero status by the holidaying cal, we kicked his ass from the forum, hopefully never to be seen again.
Posted by beargod, 14:50, 26th March 2003:
 
Do you have a magic word like superted to change into redandwhiteman from you alter ego?
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 14:51, 26th March 2003:
 
RedAndWhiteMan says: I have no alter-ego, i am RedAndWhiteMan.
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 14:51, 26th March 2003:
 
Although superted is the password to my river-island super costume account.
Posted by beargod, 14:53, 26th March 2003:
 
Do you find Vics company relaxing?
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 14:54, 26th March 2003:
 
RedAndWhiteMan says: If i was a super-homosexual i would definately pick vic.
Posted by Rosie, 14:54, 26th March 2003:
 
Do you have a special costume?
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 14:56, 26th March 2003:
 
RedAndWhiteMan says: I have a special RedAndWhite crimefighting outfit, much like a sunderland football shirt but without the social stigma that such an article creates.
Posted by Rosie, 14:56, 26th March 2003:
 
Hee hee!

Can you shoot shit out of your wrists like spiderman?
Posted by beargod, 14:57, 26th March 2003:
 
can we tell our friends about you or are you supposed to be kept secret?
Posted by beargod, 14:58, 26th March 2003:
 
How many elephants can you put into an old mini? and the same question for a new mini
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 14:59, 26th March 2003:
 
RedAndWhiteMan says:

BG: tell your friends, knowledge of RedAndWhiteMan will help keep crime down.

Rosie: why would i want to 'shoot shit' from my wrists?
Posted by beargod, 14:59, 26th March 2003:
 
how many toes and fingers do you have?
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 15:00, 26th March 2003:
 
RedAndWhiteMan says: one elephant in an old mini, five hundred and twenty two elephants in the new enormous overpriced monstrosity mini.
Posted by beargod, 15:00, 26th March 2003:
 
what is your middle name?
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 15:00, 26th March 2003:
 
RedAndWhiteMan says: 10 toes and 8 fingers.
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 15:01, 26th March 2003:
 
RedAndWhiteMan says: my middle name is 'And'
Posted by Rosie, 15:01, 26th March 2003:
 
If you could shoot shit outta your wrists you could swing from buildings and capture baddies, IE Josh Wank, in nets.
Posted by beargod, 15:01, 26th March 2003:
 
What religion are you?
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 15:01, 26th March 2003:
 
RedAndWhiteMan says: i could swing on ropes of shit? what kind of perverted crimefighter do you think i am?
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 15:02, 26th March 2003:
 
RedAndWhiteMan says: I am a stout CofE man!
Posted by beargod, 15:02, 26th March 2003:
 
whats your average arrest rate?
Posted by beargod, 15:03, 26th March 2003:
 
How many wives do you have?
Posted by beargod, 15:03, 26th March 2003:
 
Do you live for ever? what can kill you?
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 15:04, 26th March 2003:
 
RedAndWhiteMan says: Enough, crime must be fought. Later!
Posted by beargod, 15:05, 26th March 2003:
 
Have you seen my random quote in the forum statistics?
Posted by Rosie, 15:05, 26th March 2003:
 
alright, alright - maybe shooting shit outta your wrists is silly vic, Oh Crap, I mean RedAndWhiteMan. So what kind of special weapons do you have?
Posted by beargod, 15:06, 26th March 2003:
 
There goes a fine man
Posted by Rosie, 15:07, 26th March 2003:
 
Yep. He certainly is a damn fine fellow.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:08, 26th March 2003:
 
ooh ooh, i have a question for RedAndWhiteMan.

Dammit, missed him again.
Posted by beargod, 15:09, 26th March 2003:
 
that is strange that you missed him vic, Look what he said about you
Posted by Rosie, 15:10, 26th March 2003:
 
Don't feel bad vic. I'm sure you'll get to meet him someday.

;)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:12, 26th March 2003:
 
Wow, maybe i should consider batting for yorkshire if it'll get me RedAndWhiteMan.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:30, 26th March 2003:
 
I wonder...Is anyone else going to the MAXIM party is 3 hours time?
Posted by Rosie, 15:32, 26th March 2003:
 
R u still meeting sul up there Foghorn?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:34, 26th March 2003:
 
No, RUSS didnt want the tickets.
Posted by Rosie, 15:41, 26th March 2003:
 
Oh! RUSS won, did he. I thought it was Sul who was gonna take you for a curry!?!

I hope you have a nice time who ever you go with!

:D
Posted by beargod, 15:41, 26th March 2003:
 
Its amazing how that i joined about a month ago and I am nearly at 600 posts, I must get very bored at work
Posted by RUSS, 15:42, 26th March 2003:
 
i did want the tickets but couldn't get the time off which is a big stinking beeatch
Posted by RUSS, 15:43, 26th March 2003:
 
i hope you have a good time to, and if you hang out of a celebrity girl, remember..... take some photo's (to sell to the news of the world)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:05, 26th March 2003:
 
Oh i shall, well my mate nibbler will take them and post them on his site. Actually there are a few 'nice' pics of my good self steamin already on his site.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:09, 26th March 2003:
 
Oops, sorry i didnt read that properly...if i manage to 'hangout' of any celebrity girls then Nibbler will not be there to take photos. Infact, i have a g/f so i wont be hangin out of anyone, apart from her. :o)
Posted by Miki, 16:13, 26th March 2003:
 
I see about the lager ...
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:13, 26th March 2003:
 
eh? what?
Posted by Rosie, 16:14, 26th March 2003:
 
FL: ARRRRR. Thats quite refreshing.
Posted by Miki, 16:15, 26th March 2003:
 
looked up those pictures you mentioned
"Euan likes lager, very very much!"
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:17, 26th March 2003:
 
Yes, Sat was a good day..i am going to meet nibbler in about 30 mins to start the drinking. woooo, cant wait.
Posted by Miki, 16:19, 26th March 2003:
 
no such luck. have to do a workshop tonite.
Have to go now to set everything up before they arrive.

bye all
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:20, 26th March 2003:
 
cya :o)

Rosie, it does look like a nice refreshing pint.