Posted by
Grim..., 17:38, 26th March 2003:
Rosie is very flirty,
Her speech is pretty dirty,
I'd like to see up her skirty,
Oh, Rosie, you are great!
We'd be fab together,
Would we split up, no, never.
I think it would be clever,
If you because my literal mate.
=]
Posted by
Grim..., 17:39, 26th March 2003:
Obviously inspired by her comments in the Redandwhiteman Q&A post - in the last line the word literal has nothing to do with books. Ta - Grim...
Posted by
Rosie, 10:46, 27th March 2003:
Oh Wow! That was Tops!
:)
I say hey, Rosie
ooh Rosie
I say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Rosie
ooh Rosie
I tell you Rosie what I wanna do
I'll build a house next door to you
Can I see you sometimes?
We can blow kisses through the blinds
Yeah can I out come out on the front
And listen to my heart go bumpety bump
I need you baby that's no lie
Without your love I'd surely die
I say hey, Rosie
ooh Rosie
I say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Rosie
ooh Rosie
I say hey, hey Rosie
ooh Rosie
I say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Rosie
ooh Rosie
I tell you Rosie what I wanna do
I'm gonna build a house next door to you
Can I see you sometime?
We can blow kisses through the blinds
Yeah can I out come out on the front
And listen to my heart go bumpety bump
I need you baby that's no lie
Without your love I'd surely die
I say hey, hey Rosie
ooh Rosie
I say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Rosie
ooh Rosie
Posted by
plindoe, 11:15, 27th March 2003:
pyscho alert!!!
Posted by
Rosie, 11:17, 27th March 2003:
Hee Hee.
That was a good song,vic.
:)
wasn't it first sung by that curly haired freak outta neighbours?
Posted by
beargod, 11:20, 27th March 2003:
Craig mclocain or something like that
Actually i wrote that for the rolling stones.
Although 'Henry' did sing it too.
mclocain or something like that
i like their oven chips.
Posted by
beargod, 11:23, 27th March 2003:
:)
Posted by
chandler, 11:24, 27th March 2003:
he was in Bugs
Rosie, I'm your knight in shining armor and I love you.
You have made me what I am and I am yours.
My love, there's so many ways I want to say I love you.
Let me hold you in my arms forever more.
You have gone and made me such a fool,
I'm so lost in your love.
And oh, we belong together.
Won't you believe in my song?
Rosie, for so many years I thought I'd never find you.
You have come into my life and made me whole.
Forever let me wake to see you each and every morning.
Let me hear you whisper softly in my ear.
In my eyes I see no one else but you.
There's no other love like our love.
And yes, oh yes, I'll always want you near me.
I've waited for you so long.
Rosie, your love's the only love I need
and beside me is where I want you to be.
'Cause, my love, there's something I want you to know,
you're the love of my life, you're my Rosie.
I'm some fuckin' songwriter me eh?
Posted by
Grim..., 13:42, 27th March 2003:
No, that's
BOLLOCKS!
Every other fucker here is just jumping on my bandwagon like it was a bouncy castle and it was
MY fucking idea and you just write other people songs and
it's not fair!
Posted by
Grim..., 13:43, 27th March 2003:
=]
Posted by
Grim..., 13:43, 27th March 2003:
Grim... = 8======D
Vic = 8-
Grim... > Vic
You're a giraffe, Grim...?
I don't understand your fancy mathematics.
Rosie & Grim would provoke howls of laughter wherever you introduced yourselves.
Posted by
plindoe, 13:59, 27th March 2003:
lol, fuckin' A Mr. K!
Posted by
Sul, 13:59, 27th March 2003:
:D That is sooo true!
Posted by
plindoe, 13:59, 27th March 2003:
Ooops, maybe that should have gone in the rhyming thread???
Posted by
beargod, 14:04, 27th March 2003:
I would like to sing that song, but can't be bothered to type it.
Posted by
Rosie, 14:20, 27th March 2003:
vic: your last song was really romantic and lovely and made me feel like a very special person.
grim....: Your cock looks massive!! :-O
Oh really, keep smoothing up to grim and i'll sing you the song i wrote for AC/DC, then you'll be sorry.
Posted by
Rosie, 14:25, 27th March 2003:
:(
Oh I'm sorry babe.
You know your the only man 4 me!
Your the best songwriter I've ever met. People have tried to match your song writing abilities but no one comes close!
U r my # 1
:)
Posted by
Rosie, 14:37, 27th March 2003:
Oh come on grumpy bum. Don't have the hump.
:D
Lets be friends again, eh?
Posted by
Rosie, 14:46, 27th March 2003:
Lets kiss and make up?
A kiss -----> X
( oh shit. wheres RedAndWhiteMan when u need him?)
Oh, now its redandwhiteman eh? where's miki gone to?
Posted by
Rosie, 14:50, 27th March 2003:
Oh, i see. Our first little row and your already thinking about other women.
Cheers Mate.
:*(
Don't try and pass the blame, you know what you did.
Posted by
Miki, 14:59, 27th March 2003:
Hey Vic, I'm back
sorry, got distracted by work
wanna cry on my shoulder ?
Posted by
Rosie, 14:59, 27th March 2003:
Ok. Ok. I'm soooo sorry. How can I ever make it up to you?
Posted by
Rosie, 15:01, 27th March 2003:
Who's it gonna be vic? Are you really gonna waste days of beautiful song writing and go off with Miki?
Posted by
Miki, 15:02, 27th March 2003:
that's not on offer ;-)
Pah, sul was right about you.
Posted by
Miki, 15:13, 27th March 2003:
what !
what did he say ?!
I would love to run away with you, but had to promise rosie I wouldn't, remember
Posted by
Rosie, 15:18, 27th March 2003:
Yeah. REMEMBER VIC. YOUR MINE NOW. YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME. YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME.
>:-0
Posted by
Sul, 15:28, 27th March 2003:
What did I say?
I never said anything Miki, honest! Run away with me, we can live in Chay's windmill and run a tulip farm!
Posted by
chandler, 15:33, 27th March 2003:
Oi, there wont be room for Me, Emma Sul and Miki in the windmill! Not unless we all get very well aquainted
Posted by
Miki, 15:36, 27th March 2003:
thank you sul
I'm so glad you're not mad at me
I'd love to run away with you, Vic isn't very stable is he ?
Posted by
Miki, 15:37, 27th March 2003:
chay: We can get 2 adjacent mills, though I have no problems with your option
Posted by
beargod, 15:38, 27th March 2003:
Sul I wouldn't advice living in that windmill, I have a nuclear warhead aimed at chay at all times.
Not stable?, NOT STABLE?
Read this:
Rosie, 15:18 27 March 2003 :
Yeah. REMEMBER VIC. YOUR MINE NOW. YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME. YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME.
>:-0
and talk about my stability.
Posted by
Miki, 15:45, 27th March 2003:
she's a girl, you're a guy
i'm with her
nice one, got any pictures?
Posted by
beargod, 15:49, 27th March 2003:
yeah we like pics
Posted by
Rosie, 15:49, 27th March 2003:
Cheers Miki.
:)
See vic - i will get over you easier now i have my friend miki supporting me.
:P Nah Nah
Posted by
Miki, 15:49, 27th March 2003:
vic: in your dreams is probably right :)
Posted by
Miki, 15:51, 27th March 2003:
Rosie: wanna live with sul and me ?
Posted by
Rosie, 15:53, 27th March 2003:
Does vic really not want me anymore?
If vic doesn't like me anymore miki then yeah, lets all go live in a windmill.
Posted by
Sul, 15:53, 27th March 2003:
We'll have the best tulips in the world! Come live with us. There's plenty of Sul to go around.
Posted by
Rosie, 15:55, 27th March 2003:
i don't wanna leave vic behind.....
can vic come with us?
Im not wanted Rosie, but don't worry you go and enjoy yourself. i hear that sul's like the duracell bunny.
Posted by
Miki, 15:58, 27th March 2003:
well, it's ok with me, let's ask sul
Posted by
Rosie, 16:01, 27th March 2003:
No No. I'll stay here with vic.I couldn't bear to leave him behind. You must send me & vic a postcard from your windmill miki/sul...
Huzzah! in your face sullivan!!!!!!!11
Posted by
Miki, 16:04, 27th March 2003:
mail me your address
not as kinky as a nailfile, but promise I'll send a postcard
Posted by
Rosie, 16:06, 27th March 2003:
YAY! I'll send you my address!!
I wonder if MonkeyArmarda is ever coming back?
Posted by
Miki, 16:11, 27th March 2003:
I wonder if RedAndWhiteMan wil get back to his Q&A
Posted by
Rosie, 16:11, 27th March 2003:
yeah - what happened to him?
hows about donnie and that doctor moc - or whatever his name was..
FFFork in my frikken EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Posted by
Miki, 16:17, 27th March 2003:
doctor lucid
oh wow first time I know what you are talking about
headrush
Posted by
chandler, 16:18, 27th March 2003:
Hey miki: Emma, Me You, and Rosie could live in the windmill.
Posted by
Miki, 16:19, 27th March 2003:
how about this one ?
That windmill needs a shave.
Posted by
Miki, 16:28, 27th March 2003:
gotta go
unfortunately not home, but to a seminar
I'm off tomorrow, going to see Daredevil and do some windmill shopping
have a great weekend all
Posted by
Sul, 16:40, 27th March 2003:
That windmill is lovely
Posted by
chandler, 17:41, 27th March 2003:
Hey Miki, I asked you about finding a nice windmill and then you go an find one and offer it to Sul! What's THAT all about?!
Posted by
Grim..., 17:45, 27th March 2003:
WTF?
I am sooooooooooooooooooooo confused...
Posted by
chandler, 19:34, 27th March 2003:
never mind
Posted by
Miki, 21:09, 27th March 2003:
Hey chandler
you're right, you asked first, I do apologise
but Sul said I could live with him so I got distracted.
Can you forgive me ?
Posted by
Sul, 21:16, 27th March 2003:
You're offering MY windmill to HIM now?! WTF!!!1 I offered you a tulip farm god damn it!
Posted by
Miki, 21:22, 27th March 2003:
aaarg I can't win can I ?
If you boys don't start being nice to me I will remove the windmill alltogether !
Posted by
chandler, 22:01, 27th March 2003:
Well I said that we could all live in the windmill. But we need to find one just like that one, but that is for sale
Posted by
chandler, 22:02, 27th March 2003:
oh and Sul it is my windmill
I GOT BROADBAND AT HOME WOOOOOOOOOO!
Posted by
chandler, 22:10, 27th March 2003:
Lucky You. I live too far from an exchange to get it. damnit. oh well we will get it at the uni house next year.
Posted by
Miki, 23:09, 27th March 2003:
excellent! hope redmaiden likes the idea. vic and rosie too right ?
let's all live in the mill together and take turns watering the tulips
what's a uni house ?
Posted by
chandler, 23:36, 27th March 2003:
University house: College house, a bunch of students who don't know how to use a vacuum cleaner!!
Posted by
chandler, 23:37, 27th March 2003:
Redmaiden does like the idea.
Posted by
chandler, 23:41, 27th March 2003:
can we wear clogs? ;)
(I would really like to live in a windmill though)
I can't move to holland, i don't want to drown when my polluting ways melt the polar ice-caps.
I'm jealous ... I want a song to. *pouting*
Posted by
Grim..., 09:04, 28th March 2003:
WTF rhymes with 'Eclectica'?
Posted by
Sul, 09:11, 28th March 2003:
epeleptica
you could use "I-think-of-ya" or something of that nature.
Not strictly a rhyme I know but works well...
It was the third of June
On that younger day
Well I became a man
At the hands of a girl
Almost twice my age
And she came to me
Just like a morning sun
And it wasn't so much
Her words as such
As the way they were sung
It was the way they were sung
Desiree
Oh, Desiree
There I was found
By the sweet passion sound
Of you loving song
Time was right, the night was long
Remember, Desiree
Oh Desiree
Somehow I knew
I could only have you
'Til the morning light
If only for that single night
Sweet Desiree, you made it right.
Then came the fourth of June
On that sleepless night
Well I tossed and I turned
While the thought of her burned
Up and down my mind
For she was there and gone
Without one regret
But she continues on
Like the words of a song
I could not forget
I could not forget
Desiree
Oh, Desiree
There I was found
By the sweet passion sound
Of your loving song
Time was right, the night was long
Remember, Desiree
Oh, Desiree
And though somehow I knew
I could only have you
'Til the morning light
The night was long, the time was right
Do you remember, Desiree
Posted by
beargod, 09:34, 28th March 2003:
thats good
Posted by
Grim..., 13:37, 28th March 2003:
NO!
He just rips off other peoples songs, and he can't even fucking punctuate!
Any fool can do that - watch:
Baa baa Eclectica,
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Three bags full.
One for the master and one for the dame,
And one for the ickle boy who lives down the drain.
Are you calling Nov a sheep?
Every time I make a run, girl, you turn around and cry
I ask myself why, oh why
See, you must understand, I can't work a 9 to 5
So I'll be gone 'til November
Said I'll be gone 'til November, I'll be gone 'til November
Yo, tell my girl, yo, I'll be gone 'til November
I'll be gone 'til November, I'll be gone 'til November
Yo, tell my girl, yo, I'll be gone 'til November
January, February, March, April, May
I see you cryin', but girl, I can't stay
I'll be gone 'til November, I'll be gone 'til November
And give a kiss to my mother
When I look into your eyes
I can see a love restrained
But darlin' when I hold you
Don't you know I feel the same
'Cause nothin' lasts forever
And we both know hearts can change
And it's hard to hold a candle
In the cold November rain
We've been through this auch a long long time
Just tryin' to kill the pain
But lovers always come and lovers always go
An no one's really sure who's lettin' go today
Walking away
If we could take the time
to lay it on the line
I could rest my head
Just knowin' that you were mine
All mine
So if you want to love me
then darlin' don't refrain
Or I'll just end up walkin'
In the cold November rain
Do you need some time...on your own
Do you need some time...all alone
Everybody needs some time...
on their own
Don't you know you need some time...all alone
I know it's hard to keep an open heart
When even friends seem out to harm you
But if you could heal a broken heart
Wouldn't time be out to charm you
Sometimes I need some time...on my
own
Sometimes I need some time...all alone
Everybody needs some time...
on their own
Don't you know you need some time...all alone
And when your fears subside
And shadows still remain
I know that you can love me
When there's no one left to blame
So never mind the darkness
We still can find a way
'Cause nothin' lasts forever
Even cold November rain
Don't ya think that you need somebody
Don't ya think that you need someone
Everybody needs somebody
You're not the only one
You're not the only one
It's killing me to write the word "goodbye"
I've wadded up and tossed a thousand tries
We both know the reason
There ain't nothing to explain
But I know my leavin'
Will spare us both the pain
Desiree
I can't hold you any longer
Desiree
You love his money more than me
And the taxi's at the gate
I guess all thats left to say
Is in teardrops at the bottom of the page
"I love you Desiree"
It'd be easier to leave if I were mad
But it's hard to lose the best you'll ever have
And to write this note to you
Was the hardest thing to do
But not as hard as bein' a poor boy
Who can't afford a girl like you
God, I love you Desiree
But I just can't take it anymore
I won't be around for your goodbye
I won't be around for your goodbye
You love his money more than me
I won't be around for your goodbye
Oh you love his money, you love it more than me
I was just a fool who couldn't see
That you love his money, you love it more than me
Grim..., 13:37 28 March 2003 :
NO!
He just rips off other peoples songs, and he can't even fucking punctuate!
Any fool can do that - watch:
Well done sherlock, everyone else was taken in but you saw right through it, your medal's in the post.
Posted by
Rosie, 13:49, 28th March 2003:
:)
Posted by
chandler, 13:52, 28th March 2003:
hahaha
Posted by
Sul, 14:25, 28th March 2003:
hehe
Awe shucks .. thanks, those were great.
Sitting here wasted and wounded
at this old piano
Trying hard to capture
the moment this morning I don't know
'Cause a bottle of vodka
is still lodged in my head
And some blond gave me nightmares
I think she's still in my bed
As I dream about movies
they won't make of me when I'm dead
With an ironclad fist I wake up and
French kiss the morning
While some marching band keeps
its own beat in my head
While we're talking
About all of the things that I long to believe
About love and the truth and
what you mean to me
And the truth is baby you're all that I need
I want to lay me down on a bed of rosies
For tonite I sleep on a bed on nails
I want to be just as close as the Holy Ghost is
And lay me down on bed of rosies
Well I'm so far away
That each step that I take is on my way home
A king's ransom in dimes I'd given each night
Just to see through this payphone
Still I run out of time
Or it's hard to get through
Till the bird on the wire flies me back to you
I'll just close my eyes and whisper,
baby blind love is true
I want to lay me down on a bed of rosies
For tonite I sleep on a bed on nails
I want to be just as close as the Holy Ghost is
And lay me down on bed of rosies
The hotel bar hangover whiskey's gone dry
The barkeeper's wig's crooked
And she's giving me the eye
I might have said yeah
But I laughed so hard I think I died
When you close your eyes
Know I'll be thinking about you
While my mistress she calls me
To stand in her spotlight again
Tonite I won't be alone
But you know that don't
Mean I'm not lonely I've got nothing to prove
For it's you that I'd die to defend
I want to lay me down on a bed of rosies
For tonite I sleep on a bed on nails
I want to be just as close as the Holy Ghost is
And lay me down on bed of rosies
Bon Jovi??
No, sorry, I've eaten already. Thanks though.
No, its a band of my own creation, 'Banjo Vi'. exactly the same music put played in a george formby style
Ding-Diddle-ing-Diddle-Ing-Diddle-idlle-idlle-ing
Tommy used to work on the docks!
I can't wait to set up my next band 'Spandau Billy' just got to get mr connelly to agree and we'll re-record 'Gold'
Posted by
Sul, 09:22, 1st April 2003:
I can imagine it:
"You are gold (WILLY)"
sorry, whenever I think of billy connelly I automtically hear "willy" shouted really load in a scottish accent... actually thats what happens when I think of spandau ballet too, hmmm
Can you see it? can you?
In that case, i'll help with your book if you help me produce my planned Hollywood blockbuster 'Bubba Fett, Bronx Bounty Hunter'
Posted by
Sul, 09:29, 1st April 2003:
hehe :D
deal