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Posted by earthworm, 09:56, 28th March 2003:
 
Any suggestions on where I should have it...
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:57, 28th March 2003:
 
Butlin's Minehead.
Posted by RUSS, 09:57, 28th March 2003:
 
http://www.fyeo.co.uk
Posted by RUSS, 09:59, 28th March 2003:
 
Amsterdam,Prague, Leningrad?
Posted by beargod, 10:00, 28th March 2003:
 
Newquay?
Posted by earthworm, 10:06, 28th March 2003:
 
I live in Chester-le-street right between Sunderland and Newcastle. Does anyone have any sensible ideas? I have had Blackpool suggested as a 'stereotypical' stag night out...
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:06, 28th March 2003:
 
Budapest

or dorking
Posted by earthworm, 10:07, 28th March 2003:
 
or Dorking?

how about NOTLOB (for all you Monty Python fans)
Posted by beargod, 10:13, 28th March 2003:
 
Good old NOTLOB yes go there. You could have a fighting stag night in Middlesbrough, just walk around town for a while then after a bit someone will attack you, last time i heard someone was swinging around swords and sawn off shotguns.
Posted by RUSS, 10:13, 28th March 2003:
 
depends what you want to do, do you wanna go mental get stripped and tied naked to a lampost or just have a few shandies with your mates?
Posted by earthworm, 10:14, 28th March 2003:
 
well I certainly want to keep my pants on...

Sarah (bangabongo) is from Middlesbro'. We are going to see her parents tomorrow... Maybe going to China buffet king (yum!)
Posted by ilovebeerme, 10:19, 28th March 2003:
 
A castle.
Posted by RUSS, 10:20, 28th March 2003:
 
yeah mate, hire out a castle for the weekend, get a few of you, that would be very cool
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:21, 28th March 2003:
 
A bouncy castle?
Posted by earthworm, 10:22, 28th March 2003:
 
beer and bouncy castle... (hmm... slippy...)
Posted by beargod, 10:24, 28th March 2003:
 
I never once went to Chinese Buffet king, maybe next time i am up.

How about hiring a bus and getting one of your mates to drive around the country whilst the rest of you drink?
Posted by RUSS, 10:26, 28th March 2003:
 
a magical pisstory tour
Posted by earthworm, 10:26, 28th March 2003:
 
hmmm... that is a possibility. I once drank in the back of a transit van while the driver was drining at high speed down country roads... (I'm not a bank robber...)
Posted by jlittle, 10:26, 28th March 2003:
 
London Party bus!!!
Posted by RUSS, 10:27, 28th March 2003:
 
or going for a long weekend on the norfolk broads
Posted by jlittle, 10:27, 28th March 2003:
 
or - we could create a customer party bus - visiting strip joinst along the way

"Porn Bus"
Posted by earthworm, 10:27, 28th March 2003:
 
yay!!

Getting some good ideas now...
Posted by beargod, 10:31, 28th March 2003:
 
Or a yacht Where you can go into the middle of the atlantic and have porn and boose and drugs and it would be all legal(mainly meaning the drugs)

Cal has loads of money maybe he can buy the boat
Posted by earthworm, 10:36, 28th March 2003:
 
nice idea!

CAL? You up for that?
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:40, 28th March 2003:
 
Legal drugs? Wot, like Calpol?
Posted by cal, 10:40, 28th March 2003:
 
strangely not
Posted by RUSS, 10:42, 28th March 2003:
 
no not legal drugs, i think BG means the fact that nothing (within reason ) is illegal at sea
Posted by Sul, 10:44, 28th March 2003:
 
CALPOL KICKS ASS!

I'll make you a huge origami boat if you like. But you have to buy the paper.
Posted by RUSS, 10:45, 28th March 2003:
 
just looking through the stats about postings, iamcal is loving it this year!
Posted by Sul, 10:46, 28th March 2003:
 
What about knocking off whales? Thats illegal isnt it?

whales not wales
Posted by RUSS, 10:50, 28th March 2003:
 
what you mean killing them?
i dont think it is illegal it's just that noone does it apart from japan and norway, which they claim to do for scientfic purposes, like, what does this taste like? bastards!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:51, 28th March 2003:
 
If you go cruise on a yacht, there is a chance that huey and the rest of the fun lovin criminals will invade the boat and beat people up in an amusing way whilst stealing all the women.
Posted by earthworm, 10:52, 28th March 2003:
 
The Purple CALPOL was the nicest by a long way... by the time you were old enough to take Orange CALPOL, they were trying to ween you off it.
Posted by beargod, 10:52, 28th March 2003:
 
Untill the world becomes one and we all have the same laws, the seas and the air are places where there are no laws.
Posted by RUSS, 10:55, 28th March 2003:
 
what about piracy?
Posted by chandler, 10:56, 28th March 2003:
 
The China Buffet King is super yummy. Mmmm eat as much as you like.
Posted by Sul, 10:56, 28th March 2003:
 
yeah! Can you steal music and movies while at sea?
Posted by beargod, 10:58, 28th March 2003:
 
There are countries where piracy isn't illegal so why would the sea with no law have piracy as illegal.
Posted by beargod, 10:59, 28th March 2003:
 
But i am going into a place where i don't understand so i will shut up now
Posted by RUSS, 11:02, 28th March 2003:
 
where isn't it illegal?

the isle of sheppey?
Posted by beargod, 11:03, 28th March 2003:
 
Probably
Posted by ilovebeerme, 11:07, 28th March 2003:
 
Ahhhhhh pirates!!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:07, 28th March 2003:
 
Under the sea,
under the sea,
They'll be no accusations,
Just friendly crustaceans
Under the sea
Posted by Sul, 11:10, 28th March 2003:
 
I once managed to accidently paste that whole song into a worklog at work once. A worklog you cant edit, quite amusing.
Posted by RUSS, 11:13, 28th March 2003:
 
what song is it?
it sound like it may be from little mermaid
Posted by beargod, 11:14, 28th March 2003:
 
what happened after that?
Posted by earthworm, 11:23, 28th March 2003:
 
Chandler, are you from Middlesbro?
Posted by beargod, 11:27, 28th March 2003:
 
No earthworm, both him and me lived in middlesbrough the last 2 years for uni. But he is in the midlands at the mo.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:27, 28th March 2003:
 
How did you 'Accidentally' paste it?
Posted by earthworm, 11:29, 28th March 2003:
 
ok beargod...

I am soooo bored. I have study leave from work and I have to come up with a book site using ASP and html.

I'm not very good at either...
Posted by chandler, 11:31, 28th March 2003:
 
it's from the little mermaid but I don't remember that verse :)
Posted by chandler, 11:32, 28th March 2003:
 
Darling it's better,
down where it's wetter,
under the sea

thats my favourite verse
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:33, 28th March 2003:
 
Its not little mermaid, its from the simpsons.
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:34, 28th March 2003:
 
Yeah Chay, you should know that being Millhouse and everything! :)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:36, 28th March 2003:
 
:)

har-har
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:39, 28th March 2003:
 



Uncanny.
Posted by chandler, 11:42, 28th March 2003:
 
yeah but homer stole it from sebastian the crab. and how did you know that i have blue hair?
Posted by beargod, 11:43, 28th March 2003:
 
Its very much true, you should see him get beet up like milhouse
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:44, 28th March 2003:
 
Homer didn't steal it, its a homage.
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:46, 28th March 2003:
 
Chay Speaks! :)
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:47, 28th March 2003:
 
arrgghh, dodgy link. foiled again!
Posted by Sul, 11:59, 28th March 2003:
 
Vic: I had it in my clipboard and when I went to reread the log I made there it was. So I'll have to pass on the "how".
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:06, 28th March 2003:
 
Self-Edit, probably going a bit far that one.

Sorry.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:07, 28th March 2003:
 
ARRRRGGHH, i just made that up and clicked on it and now its probably on my viewed sites list. BAHHHH
Posted by chandler, 12:15, 28th March 2003:
 
haha vicky i can see your naughty link
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:16, 28th March 2003:
 
Dammit, i have cleared my browser history but i can't get at the TIF files or cookies, looks like im gonna get sacked :(
Posted by chandler, 12:18, 28th March 2003:
 
hahahaha
Posted by chandler, 12:18, 28th March 2003:
 
is it actually a real site?! or a 404? :)
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:18, 28th March 2003:
 
Vic, you can never go too far. Unless you make a joke about Chay, which'll make him whip out the censoring dildo :)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:20, 28th March 2003:
 
Chay: i dunno, i hope its not a real site, then im in even more trouble

AP: not sure, i went pretty far for a works computer.
Posted by chandler, 12:22, 28th March 2003:
 
hey i didnt edit the milhouse thing. give me some credit
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:27, 28th March 2003:
 
ok
Posted by cal, 14:42, 28th March 2003:
 
it's not a real site - in fact, it's never been registered
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:44, 28th March 2003:
 
phew.

Cheers cal.
Posted by Rosie, 15:08, 28th March 2003:
 
vic was shitting a brick then!

;)