Parse error: parse error, unexpected T_VARIABLE in C:\Inetpub\wwwroot\PHP\uploader.php on line 7
Damn, there's no-one here...
Posted by
jeffld, 20:20, 31st March 2003:
It is probably a missing semicolon.
just a guess tho'
earthworm wanders off down the cold empty streets. The wind blows a plastic bottle along a gutter in the distance. He pulls his coat a little tighter and heads off to the warm lights of a bar across the road, the memories of 1001 PHP problems churning round his head.
As he walks into the bar the door creaks loudly. The music stops and everyone looks round. Earthworm, stops in his tracks and gazes round the room. Everyone gets back to their drinks and the music starts again. Feeling a like an oursider, our man approaches the bar. Sitting on one of the high stools, he throws his forearms onto the bar and sighs. The Barman comes over whislt poliching a glass on the towel loosly thrown over his shoulder. Without saying anything, he turns and pours Earthworm a large whisky and slids it down the bar. Cathing it, Earthworm takes it back in one and slams the glass back onto the bar.
"You got problems?" asks the barman
"yup... I got serious problems" says Earthworm under his breath
"Yeah... well, you've come to the right place then. Eveyrone here has problems. People see me as some kind of doctor. You want a prescription?"
"Whatcha got?"
"A near leathal concoction just came in from Russia. So leathal in fact, it's burnt it's own label off and I haven't got the fucking foggiest what it's called. Maybe you cna tell me" said the barman in a kind of dullset tone. Something about his voice made Earthworm think he wasn't joking...
"erm... I think I'll just stick with the whicky thanks..." stuttered Earthworm trying to lighten the situation. The Barman had already poured a glass of this clear liquid into a glass and was approaching him.
"Here, on the house" the barman said. "I want to know what you think"
Oh well, though Earthworm, if this stuff was as bad as the barman had said, then it was a good night to die. His mind wandered off to his Porn collection under his bed. What would his mother say if she had to clear out his flat. Not that that would be his problem...
Earthworms hand slid along the bar and took the glass it's resting position. Something about clear liquids always made Earthworm wary... At least liquids with colours made you think you knew what the shit was going to taste like...
Earthworms eye's were fixed on the glass as it rose. His mind began to race... What would it taste like? Would he ever taste anything again? Would his stomach hold? His eyes closed as he threw back the shot...
A few minutes later, Earthworm opened his eyes. It would seem he had fallen backward off the stool. Picking himself off the floor, he saw the barman leaning over the bar.
"Good shit?" he said just as deadpan as he had been all night
"Erm, I can't remember. How long have I been down there?" said Earthworm brushing down his trousers. The floor was filthy and he was afraid he would have to go home and change his trousers.
"About 20 minutes, an' you had have this funny face on ya all the time you were down there..."
Come to think of it, Earthworm did have a funny taste in his mouth. His tongue felt like he had been licking sand of a camels back leg. And that was only his tongue. He realised that his stomach wasn't feeling to good either...
{NEXT PART TO COME AT A LATER DATE!!}
Posted by
Sul, 21:26, 31st March 2003:
Sounds like you drank the tap water in my flat