I'm pondering the war, so i thought i'd share it with you.
Well I have not heard one arab use the word 'Liberation.' Its all bollocks the average yank fighter can't recognize the difference between a group of British marines, woman,children and the enemy. Useless paranoid freaks of nature from some shit hole in south brooklyn. The only thing that i wish Saddam and that small man that runs that big void in between Canada and Mexico had in common, well at least Saddam kills his own!!
Anyhow, lets not beat around the george w bush but that PR machine in washington must be undergoing constant maintenance. Just a few points, coalition forces General tommy franks (Who looks like an alcoholic janitor) "Its Hammer Time!" Hmm. CNN reporter bob wainwright, "There blasting them into the past." Iraq is already a third world nation. donald it was me that sold them chemical weapons in the first place rumsfeld. "Shock and Awe." I ask myself. And these people who think the Arabian Gulf is somewhere out west are liberating Iraq. Lets face it the americans can't fight wars, hopeless, useless,we can carry on for hours, the only war the yanks ever won was in Grenada, trying to rescue a bunch of illiterate students, and thats only because it was 15,000 marines against 28 Cubans. Hand it over to the British and our boys will be back home for tea and medals come Friday afternoon.
Just to leave you with what we in media call, 'Double Speak'-
-Understanding american English.
SELF DEFENSE. When america invades countries such as Iraq, Vietnam, Cuba Etc without UN approval.
ACT OF AGGRESSION. When Iraq invades no one.
ILLEGAL ENEMY COMBATANTS WITH NO LEGAL RIGHTS. Hundreds of Taliban soldiers held in Guantanamo Bay.
PRISONERS OF WAR UNDER GENEVA CONVENTION. Handful of americans held in Iraq.
MINIMUM DETERRENTS.Thousands of nuclear, chemical and biological weapons held by america.
WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. Nuclear, chemical and biological weapons held by everybody else.
Later.
Posted by
chandler, 15:51, 1st April 2003:
amen
Posted by
Miki, 17:16, 1st April 2003:
found this on nibbler's website
www.minimumeffort.com/nutshell.html
vic are you ok ?
Posted by
Sul, 17:28, 1st April 2003:
15,000 marines against 28 Cubans
Are those the official figures. If so I find that tremendously unfair, who do the cubans think they are?
Posted by
Grim..., 17:31, 1st April 2003:
/me tries not to laugh at Sul
A-fucking-men Vic - this war gets stupider by the minute...
Posted by
Sul, 17:40, 1st April 2003:
Lucy!!!1 Why' there marine guts in our garden? You in trouble now
Hang on, thats my cousins thoughts, i'm still well up for the war!
Posted by
plindoe, 10:22, 2nd April 2003:
yeah, I bet you wish you were over there right now!
I believe you are back in the civilised world this weekend pal!
No, im well up for the war as long as i don't have to fight it.
Working Thursday night then coming back up north, hope to be back by about three, are you working?/can i have a lift?
Posted by
plindoe, 11:34, 2nd April 2003:
phone me 3315 last 4 numbers, you know the rest, dont want a load of crank calls, I am too ill to be here anyway, but I should be free about that time on friday
Nice one, i'll rim you later.
Join the queue, i saw plindoe first!
chay pls don't rim plindoe (I shan't be kissing you afterwards anyway)
Posted by
plindoe, 09:00, 3rd April 2003:
lol, only just realised the error!
Posted by
chandler, 09:10, 3rd April 2003:
emma it wasnt me it was chandler with a dot as you well know
you changed my original post though o abuser of admin powers!
Posted by
chandler, 13:39, 3rd April 2003:
that's true enough
Posted by
chandler, 13:40, 3rd April 2003:
With great power comes great responsability. Hah Spider-man is a wuss
argh I honestly didn't notice that it was chandlerdot !! I thought you were joking though. Damn the evil Chandler grrrr
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by
chandler, 19:53, 3rd April 2003:
evil chandler truely is evil. Go go gadget admin powers. Bye Bye Chandler.
Posted by
chandler, 23:24, 3rd April 2003:
go go gadget fingers
what was the dog called and that girl
Posted by
Sul, 23:59, 3rd April 2003:
penny and brain :)
Posted by
Sul, 23:59, 3rd April 2003:
apart from the other way round :/
Posted by
Sul, 23:59, 3rd April 2003:
I think
Posted by
chandler, 09:13, 4th April 2003:
haha yes
Posted by
chandler, 09:14, 4th April 2003:
of course int he film Penny was Michelle Trachtenberg., Dawn from Buffy. Bit too young then though
Posted by
Sul, 09:18, 4th April 2003:
Bit too young for what?
Posted by
plindoe, 09:25, 4th April 2003:
university
Posted by
chandler, 09:25, 4th April 2003:
exactly
Posted by
beargod, 10:40, 4th April 2003:
university the chandler experiance
Posted by
chandler, 10:51, 4th April 2003:
biology 101
Biology explained part 1.
Before :|
After :D
Biology explained part 2.
Before
II
After
IIi
Posted by
chandler, 11:58, 4th April 2003:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
Posted by
chandler, 12:00, 4th April 2003:
Biology explained part 3.
Before
II
During
H
Later
I0
Much Later
IIi
Posted by
chandler, 12:00, 4th April 2003:
i like the during one best
always got to go one better eh?
if you ask sul nicely he might tell you a joke.
Posted by
chandler, 12:16, 4th April 2003:
yes, two better actually
sul tell me a joke,please
Posted by
Sul, 12:28, 4th April 2003:
Oh god not "the joke"! Please Vic, don't make me
Posted by
beargod, 12:30, 4th April 2003:
someone please tell it
Posted by
Sul, 12:36, 4th April 2003:
Let Vic, I warn everyone, this may take
some time
A reverend is taking a walk down the riverside and he sees a group of fishermen, one of them says "hello father, would you like a go at fishing?"
The reverend says "well st peter himself was a fisherman, yes i'll have a go"
so the reverend casts off and immediately reels in a mighty fish.
One of the men says "wow, that fucker must be 10 pounds at least!"
The revererend replies "i'll thank you not to use that kind of language in my presence"
Thinking quickly the man replies "you misunderstand father, this fish is called a fucker"
"ah" replies the reverend, "thats ok then"
So the reverend takes his fish and returns home, on the way he meets the bishop.
"good morning reverend, thats a fine fish" says the bishop.
"yes, i caught the fucker" replies the reverend.
"language" says the shocked bishop.
"no bishop, this fish is called a fucker"
"oh, says the bishop, "ok, in that case, i'll clean it and we will get mother superior to cook it for our tea"
So the two clergymen return home and present the fish to mother superior.
"can you cook this fucker mother superior?" says the reverend.
"i'll thank you not to use that kind of language" says mother superior.
"Its ok" says the bishop "this fish is called a fucker"
"well thats ok then" says mother superior "i'll get cooking then"
so the three are sat down for their tea when the pope makes one of his well known surprise visits, the bishop invites him to eat with them and they present him with the fish.
"now that is a fine looking fish!" remarks the pontif.
"yes, i caught the fucker!" says the reverend
"yes, i cleaned the fucker!" says the bishop
"yes, i cooked the fucker!" says Mother superior.
The pope sits back and says "you know something, you cunts are all right".
Posted by
beargod, 12:55, 4th April 2003:
he he he bishop