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Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:12, 11th April 2003:
 
Sorry, this isnt the best story but i have to tell you all...

Last night when Boavista scored, my mate, who is a massive Rangers fan started jumping around the house singing, i had my head in my hands trying not to watch him...next thing i know i look up and he is standing there with his knob and sack out, this isnt really that bad but he had just shaved earlier and oh my god! What a fuckin site. I them proceeded to ask why he had shaved his bawz, to this he replied..'The ladies love it!'

So, ladies, do you love it? Do you think its kind of sexy? Or, is it just fuckin stupid?
Posted by RUSS, 10:16, 11th April 2003:
 
how do you shave you feckin sack?
Posted by chandler, 10:17, 11th April 2003:
 
and why the feck did he get his cock out?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:20, 11th April 2003:
 
no idea how to shave the sack RUSS, he said 'do it with a razor' ... Eh, no thanks!

Chay, he does it all the time...he's a Rangers fan, thats the only excuse i can think off.
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:20, 11th April 2003:
 
Bloody Rangers fans.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:20, 11th April 2003:
 
Exactly!
Posted by chandler, 10:23, 11th April 2003:
 
either that or he is trying to tell you something
Posted by RUSS, 10:24, 11th April 2003:
 
does he play rugby?
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:25, 11th April 2003:
 
haha!
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:26, 11th April 2003:
 
Egg-chasing knobs.
Posted by prop247, 10:26, 11th April 2003:
 
have you seen it on 'the salon' programme when the gay guys come in for a ' back, crack and sack' wax. Nice. My mate's got a class photo of his brother (a big rangers fan) kissing his (protestant) rangers shirt in the big catholic cathederal in rome! lol
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:26, 11th April 2003:
 
He is defo not gay if that is what you are getting at...and no, he doesnt play rugby. We all hate fuckin egg chasing! pointless fuckin game.
Posted by Sul, 10:27, 11th April 2003:
 
My mate Porky used to shave his pubes because everytime he did, after a few days he'd get lucky.
Posted by prop247, 10:27, 11th April 2003:
 
and porto whipped lazio 4-1, nearly an all portugese final!!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:28, 11th April 2003:
 
Prop, that will never happen! Celtic will beat Boa in Portugal.
Posted by RUSS, 10:30, 11th April 2003:
 
henrik "i can handle pressure" larsson


the penalty king
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:34, 11th April 2003:
 
Fuckin twat! No-one should miss a penalty...there is no excuse!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:02, 11th April 2003:
 
To quote my hero Dr Evil "There's nothing quite like a freshly shorn scrotum, you should try it, its quite breathtaking"
Posted by prop247, 11:24, 11th April 2003:
 
im not saying your mates gay, im just saying have you seen it?

It wont be easy in Portugal foghorn, 'pie boy' Hartson will have to be on top form, lol.

:suddenly remembered that "pie boy' goal he scored against Liverpool: Twat
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:40, 11th April 2003:
 
did he have to tuck away said bollocks when celtic went straight up the other end and equalised?
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:42, 11th April 2003:
 
Hey! Hartson's fuckin' quality!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:54, 11th April 2003:
 
Vic, yes he did as i had my lighter out and i was threatening to burn said cock!

Hartson was excellent last night, he had both centre halves in his pocket!
Posted by prop247, 11:56, 11th April 2003:
 
yeah, he is probably better that heskey, im just a bitter 'pool fan
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:03, 11th April 2003:
 
One day, at half time, Houllier and Thompson were wandering aroung the dressing room when they saw a great big turd on the floor. Obviously they were a bit pissed off so they decided to find out who did it.

"Right lads!" said Thompson "I wanna know who's shit on the floor!"

"Me Sir!" replied Emile Heskey. "But I'm alright in the air!".




/coat
Posted by ilovebeerme, 12:04, 11th April 2003:
 
Memo for Portugal Game: practice penalties.

We gonna hump em in two weeks.
Posted by Sul, 12:06, 11th April 2003:
 
Seeing as its my birthday tomorrow I'm going to get hammered in the pub after work. At around 11pm I'm planning to get up on a table, get my white eared elephant out and start singing that's entertainment by the jam.
Posted by RUSS, 12:07, 11th April 2003:
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUL
Posted by prop247, 12:17, 11th April 2003:
 
im a liverpool fan living in manchester so i hear that shit all the time:

Is Saddam Dead or Alive?
News reporters were questioning Rumsfelt at the Pentagon earlier today about the latest Iraqi news footage aparently showing Saddam talking about some recent events. He said " To confirm that I am alive i can tell you that Liverpool played like crap on Saturday". Rumsfelt replied "that could have been recorded anytime in the last 4 months"

Happy Birthday Sul
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:22, 11th April 2003:
 
Happy Bidet Sul!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:41, 11th April 2003:
 
hehe
Posted by ilovebeerme, 12:42, 11th April 2003:
 
Have a nice bidet.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:14, 11th April 2003:
 
Happy Birthday Sul.
Posted by RUSS, 13:17, 11th April 2003:
 
i'm gonna follow your mate fl and shave my pubes
Posted by Miki, 13:22, 11th April 2003:
 
I can only speak for me:
don't bother :D

the risk of injury seems greater then the reward :)
Posted by beargod, 13:23, 11th April 2003:
 
It does seem a fate worse then death if you do cut your self there
Posted by Miki, 13:25, 11th April 2003:
 
yes would be great pity and spoil the fun for some time :)
Posted by RUSS, 13:29, 11th April 2003:
 
baahh feck it, i am gonna do it
Posted by Miki, 13:30, 11th April 2003:
 
new picture for your profile ?
Posted by beargod, 13:34, 11th April 2003:
 
I was thinking, you will have to post a pic of it RUSS, ooh wouldn't wanty to do it personally
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:38, 11th April 2003:
 
RUSS, i am not going to say do it, or dont do it..but remember you will have to shave all, even your ass. Not good!
Posted by beargod, 13:41, 11th April 2003:
 
Wax it instead, more pain but less likely to kill everything
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:42, 11th April 2003:
 
Wax! ouch!
Posted by November Eclectica, 13:51, 11th April 2003:
 
I like it when a guys shave. I dunno it just makes it easier on me when I am giving my man a BJ. No hair in my mouth.

Let the comment begin. *evil grin*
Posted by November Eclectica, 13:52, 11th April 2003:
 
Happy birthday Sul.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:53, 11th April 2003:
 
aha! So there is one lady who likes the bald scrote..
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:53, 11th April 2003:
 
It works both ways though. It's not always fun to have a ball of fluff in your mouth when going down on a lady.
Posted by beargod, 13:53, 11th April 2003:
 
I agree with bumdog
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:54, 11th April 2003:
 
Its the stray hair that gets caught at the back of your throat...i hate that!
Posted by TheBert, 13:55, 11th April 2003:
 
oh wow ... Shaving Now!!!

*eg*
Posted by beargod, 13:56, 11th April 2003:
 
hairs that get caught in your teeth
Posted by November Eclectica, 13:57, 11th April 2003:
 
Most of us girls are good about keeping it nice and trimmed, so no problems there. If your girl doesn't, then do it for her.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:58, 11th April 2003:
 
I 'trimmed' my g/f once, got slightly carried away and she ended up pretty much bald ;D
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:58, 11th April 2003:
 
It's more the "back-of-the-throat" thing than the teeth thing really.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:01, 11th April 2003:
 
This goes for guys too I guess, but I hate it when they don't clean "down there". Ok, it's rare and that, but there was this girl I was seeing once, who I refused to go down on because her cooch smelt like post-pissed-up-weekend arse sweat. You couldn't get any nearer than a foot or your eyes would melt. Nasty.
Posted by RUSS, 14:03, 11th April 2003:
 
i shall put it on my profile, when i get it done
Posted by November Eclectica, 14:07, 11th April 2003:
 
That is gross. I for one always make sure that I am very clean. That is why I like to take a bath with my man first, so I can make sure we are both clean. Guys can smell pretty bad also.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:09, 11th April 2003:
 
Yeah, sorry Nov. Just had to satisfy the profanity/sick comment quota for the day. It'll be all niceness from now :)
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:16, 11th April 2003:
 
And I wanted to get the word "cooch" in somewhere. Dunno why. Maybe it's a friday thing.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:16, 11th April 2003:
 
RUSS, please dont.
Posted by November Eclectica, 14:25, 11th April 2003:
 
AP: not a problem. It's not me that you have to worry about upsetting.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:27, 11th April 2003:
 
Its me you turd *sob*
Posted by plindoe, 16:31, 11th April 2003:
 
well i need to clean my sack as i have just played 36 holes of golf and have sweated like OJ!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:33, 11th April 2003:
 
Thanks for the info.

What was yer score for 36?
Posted by plindoe, 16:38, 11th April 2003:
 
first 18 99
second 86
Posted by plindoe, 16:38, 11th April 2003:
 
first 2 holes on the first round cost me 15 shots, ooops!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:40, 11th April 2003:
 
oh...good start!
Posted by plindoe, 16:41, 11th April 2003:
 
indeed, mind you thr first round was off the white tees, second of the yellows, does make a diff
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:42, 11th April 2003:
 
certainly does. About 15 yrds.
Posted by plindoe, 16:44, 11th April 2003:
 
there were a couple where me and my mate were like 'where the fuck are the white tees. Oh there it is about 40 fucking yards back!'
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:45, 11th April 2003:
 
40 yards! Shit..where were you playing, St Andrews!?
Posted by plindoe, 16:48, 11th April 2003:
 
its a dump called manor park, Vic has played there, but his problem is that he cannot hit anything bigger than a PW :)

Its great, you can lose a ball on the fairway, oh yeah and one par 3:

splash! in the water
slice out of bounds
plop, just over the water
finished with a fucking 8!!!
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:54, 11th April 2003:
 
I'm gonna shave my balls. Can I use an Epilady?
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:58, 11th April 2003:
 
Oooh that's got to hurt.
Posted by Redmaiden, 13:47, 12th April 2003:
 
too much info
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:13, 12th April 2003:
 
I once played all 18 holes of manor park with a pitching wedge and turned in a similar scorecard to those i get with a full bag of clubs :)

I also once smoked one big drive at rivington pike which i fondly remember now i have hung up my plus 4's.
Posted by chandler, 18:32, 12th April 2003:
 
is it ok if i don't offer to shave mine, reddy?
Posted by Redmaiden, 19:06, 12th April 2003:
 
It's ok to pass on that!!
Posted by chandler, 20:38, 12th April 2003:
 
hooray!
Posted by ell, 16:46, 13th April 2003:
 
Everything2.com shows the way

And even has something for the ladies. And no, you can't borrow my beard trimmer.

Ack, E2 is a damn dangerous site.. can't stop reading.. for your amusement, Do vampires show up on digital cameras? and Does this dress make me look fat?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 18:42, 13th April 2003:
 
in the entire history of Iamcal, i don't think there have ever been more links that lead to links.
Posted by cal, 08:59, 14th April 2003:
 
everything2 is a vast web of semi usful information