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Posted by Sul, 13:08, 14th April 2003:
 
We're having a works quiz night soon but I've been asked to give in my teams name. What shall I call us?

I'm thinking maybe "Umm Qsar"
Posted by Grim..., 13:11, 14th April 2003:
 
Mike Hunts!
Posted by beargod, 13:12, 14th April 2003:
 
toot sweat
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:31, 14th April 2003:
 
As a veteran of pub quiz nights, let me share some of the ones i have used.

Charlie's Angels: when my ex-girlfriend played (bitch)
Theako's Warriors: After the humorous Jamie Theakston prostitutes/cocaine episode.
The Boothstown Rats: when mates from neaby Boothstown were in the team.
Ken Dodds Dads Dogs Dead: self-explanatory really.
The Laurie Sanguines: After we found out that this was the name of one of the girls on the team's boyfriend. can you imagine it? Laurie Sanguine! from Todmorden!

Hope this helps.
Posted by beargod, 13:36, 14th April 2003:
 
how did you know that ken doods dads dog was dead?
Posted by chandler, 13:38, 14th April 2003:
 
The SkunkPussies
The SlimeSurfers
The JissomMonkeys
Sebastian Felchspoon
Big Spoon Baby Balloon
Posted by cal, 13:41, 14th April 2003:
 
Lobsterfunhat
Posted by chandler, 13:42, 14th April 2003:
 
hahaha :D
Posted by ilovebeerme, 13:42, 14th April 2003:
 
Breakfast In Basra

I just saw Elvis in the toilet (every time he reads your name you can shout 'What again!' ha ha thats funny.)

60% Robert (this only works in you are a team of 5 and 3 are called robert)

Comfy Slacks
Posted by chandler, 13:42, 14th April 2003:
 
Frankenchrist
Posted by chandler, 13:43, 14th April 2003:
 
CrotchPuppet
Posted by chandler, 13:43, 14th April 2003:
 
SpunkyBlowFish
Posted by chandler, 13:43, 14th April 2003:
 
KeithChegwinsSpunkyBackPack
Posted by beargod, 13:46, 14th April 2003:
 
furryfunforallthefamily
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:56, 14th April 2003:
 
dirtyfilthysluts
Posted by Sul, 14:01, 14th April 2003:
 
kiddiepornsnuffmovie
iamnotcal

60% cock (as there are 3 blokes and 2 birds)
40% fanny (see above)
Posted by beargod, 14:02, 14th April 2003:
 
what are you using all of those names together?
Posted by Sul, 14:03, 14th April 2003:
 
eh?
Posted by beargod, 14:08, 14th April 2003:
 
kiddiepornsnuffmovieiamnotcal60% cock40% fanny It's a long name
Posted by Sul, 14:10, 14th April 2003:
 
yeah, could just shorten it to KCF. Noone will know what it stands for :)
Posted by beargod, 14:11, 14th April 2003:
 
or KFC
Posted by Sul, 14:14, 14th April 2003:
 
Or maybe we could just be a smilie
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:21, 14th April 2003:
 
maybe you could be a smile, call your team "ColonCloseBracket" not only do you have a geeky in-joke but you also have an always amusing 'Colon' reference.
Posted by Sul, 14:32, 14th April 2003:
 
Thats good Vic but as we're going to lose I dont think we should be anything geeky.

My front runners are

Umm Qsar Superstars
Ken Dodds Dads Dogs Dead
Breakfast in Basra
Posted by earthworm, 15:19, 14th April 2003:
 
Are you the bozzbozz?
Posted by Sul, 15:35, 14th April 2003:
 
No, I assure you I am not
Posted by Sul, 16:02, 14th April 2003:
 
Ive gone for The Umm Qsar Superstars but thanks for all the suggestions.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:23, 14th April 2003:
 
Good luck!
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:23, 14th April 2003:
 
classic :-D
Posted by earthworm, 18:50, 14th April 2003:
 
I demand to see the bozzbozz!!
Posted by reitsma, 23:23, 14th April 2003:
 
it should have been:

DEMOCRACY!
WHISKEY!
SEXY!

(from this story.)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:51, 15th April 2003:
 
Quiz name should be:

Douglas Baders School Of Dancing
Posted by RUSS, 10:55, 15th April 2003:
 
did you win sul?
Posted by Sul, 10:58, 15th April 2003:
 
It's not until next week but they wanted all the team names in yesterday.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:02, 15th April 2003:
 
oh, i was late with my shout then...oops.
Posted by arsepuppy, 08:46, 17th April 2003:
 
You should call it "Jethro Tull's Agricultural Sex Toys", which of course would be the best quiz team name ever.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 08:49, 17th April 2003:
 
Surely you are not insinuating that a garden hoe can be used as a sex toy?