Discussion » Who Is The Posh & Becks Of iamcal?

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Posted by Rosie, 14:34, 14th April 2003:
 

Poll:

  • Chay and Red
  • Vic and Rosie
  • Others ( pls specify)
I done it chay! YAY!
Posted by chandler, 14:34, 14th April 2003:
 
you didnt put Miki and Sul in the list!!
Posted by beargod, 14:36, 14th April 2003:
 
yay, where is the apathy vote?
Posted by Sul, 14:38, 14th April 2003:
 
Unless you're talking about German lager I am nothing like Becks.
Posted by beargod, 14:41, 14th April 2003:
 
more like redknap Sul?
Posted by Rosie, 14:43, 14th April 2003:
 
Vic and I are in the lead!

Hee hee!

:D
Posted by cal, 14:44, 14th April 2003:
 
Other: Apathy
Posted by Sul, 14:48, 14th April 2003:
 
Actually beargod I wish I was more like Redknapp. The current bird who's knickers I wish to get into has fancied him for years. It would make my job a fucking doddle.
Posted by RUSS, 14:50, 14th April 2003:
 
getting in birds knickers is a doddle
Posted by beargod, 14:53, 14th April 2003:
 
for a johnny Knoxville lookalike maybe but the rest of us its not so easy
Posted by RUSS, 14:57, 14th April 2003:
 
my new photo i have mailed to cal is brilliant, it looks like me so much i thought it was me, which is odd
Posted by Miki, 14:58, 14th April 2003:
 
theres no miki and sul coz he's not talkin' to me any more :(
Posted by Sul, 14:58, 14th April 2003:
 
I was talking about wishing to play hunt the otter (then fuck it), not simply wearing you mum's kecks
Posted by Sul, 15:11, 14th April 2003:
 
Hello Miki. There, speaking to you. Although I very much doubt that there is a me and you as I dont have the time or patience for internet relationships. I also still find it slightly awkward explaining why a man who I met on the internet is attending my post-work bidet piss up (incidently the answer is that he is in fact a piss head), let alone that I have a dutch girlfriend in the internet. So, sorry darling I'm already spoken for by the real world ;)
Posted by earthworm, 15:12, 14th April 2003:
 
It's certinaly not me and bangabongo!!
Posted by chandler, 15:15, 14th April 2003:
 
oh come on. it's SOOOOOO me and em.
I KNEW you lot would snub us with your voting!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:17, 14th April 2003:
 
Don't blame me, i voted apathy!
Posted by Sul, 15:17, 14th April 2003:
 
Posh and Becks make me sick, Chay and Em make me sick

I'd say that was a pretty fair comparison ;)
Posted by bangabongo, 15:17, 14th April 2003:
 
It could be earthworm!! Although, you are A LOT better looking that David Beckham!! (true)
Posted by chandler, 15:18, 14th April 2003:
 
so you voted for us Sul?
Posted by RUSS, 15:18, 14th April 2003:
 
it's cause you 2 snub us with your constants drivels to each other!
Posted by chandler, 15:19, 14th April 2003:
 
haha i know i know RUSS :D I didnt expect we would get many votes. but as Sul pointed out Posh and Becks are as annoying as us so we should get the votes! :)
Posted by Sul, 15:19, 14th April 2003:
 
so you voted for us Sul?

Nope :D
Posted by chandler, 15:20, 14th April 2003:
 
grrrrr. :D
Posted by chandler, 15:21, 14th April 2003:
 
Miki did i expect
Posted by earthworm, 15:21, 14th April 2003:
 
hmm...
Posted by beargod, 15:22, 14th April 2003:
 
chay you and emma don't deserve a vote, unless the question is, who dribbles about each other the most
Posted by chandler, 15:25, 14th April 2003:
 
:P
Posted by chandler, 17:48, 14th April 2003:
 
yay 4 votes! we are catching up!
Posted by amightygoodleader, 17:56, 14th April 2003:
 
Cal and PHP
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:17, 14th April 2003:
 
we don't dribble!!!

I have taste unlike Posh
Posted by jeff, 18:31, 14th April 2003:
 
you taste unlike posh? how do you know what she tastes like?!
Posted by jeff, 18:32, 14th April 2003:
 
my god that was so unfunny.. sorry
Posted by chandler, 20:38, 14th April 2003:
 
oh what a wonderful thing it is to be loved
Posted by chandler, 09:06, 15th April 2003:
 
we win :D
Posted by Sul, 09:07, 15th April 2003:
 
I sense some rigging going on here
Posted by chandler, 09:12, 15th April 2003:
 
no seriously Sul, no rigging. we are just the best. Honestly i didnt rig anything.
Posted by beargod, 09:39, 15th April 2003:
 
he threatened me to vote for them, it was so unfair
Posted by Miki, 09:48, 15th April 2003:
 
I was bribed :D
Posted by Sul, 09:50, 15th April 2003:
 
And the ugly truth reveals itself
Posted by beargod, 09:54, 15th April 2003:
 
you got money and i got a beating, damn you miki
Posted by Miki, 09:56, 15th April 2003:
 
no money ;)
Posted by chandler, 10:14, 15th April 2003:
 
miki was not bribed!
Posted by jeff, 10:20, 15th April 2003:
 
there was only two competitors (plus others, but there are none) so its not *that* surprising they won, consequently the victory isnt that great... aaaa-aaaaah....
Posted by chandler, 10:39, 15th April 2003:
 
it is considering lots of people voted against us purely out of spite
Posted by chandler, 10:40, 15th April 2003:
 
and the other vote wasnt apathy!
Posted by cal, 11:14, 15th April 2003:
 
i think people who don't add an apathy vote should be banned for a day or something :D

or maybe i should add it automatically
Posted by chandler, 11:31, 15th April 2003:
 
yes. well its Rosie's Poll not mine!
Posted by Rosie, 11:35, 15th April 2003:
 
Oh Chay! You little grass!

You were the one who told me how to set it up.

Anyway, me and vic are losing, so you and red are the beckhams of iamcal.

We need to get you both a throne or something....
:D
Posted by chandler, 11:37, 15th April 2003:
 
yay! a big double throne.

no actually just one and reddy can sit on my lap. :D
Posted by Rosie, 11:38, 15th April 2003:
 
Wayhay! :)

How is it going with you and red?
Posted by chandler, 11:41, 15th April 2003:
 
wonderfully. :D
Posted by chandler, 11:41, 15th April 2003:
 
thanks for asking rosie :)
Posted by Rosie, 11:47, 15th April 2003:
 
welcome!
Posted by chandler, 11:48, 15th April 2003:
 
ooohh i feel all warm and fuzzy!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:56, 15th April 2003:
 
*Takes deep breath, Counts to ten*
Posted by Rosie, 11:58, 15th April 2003:
 
Oh Come On Victor!

Its sweet that chay has a girlfriend.


;)

*although slightly sickening!*
Posted by chandler, 11:59, 15th April 2003:
 
haha
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:03, 15th April 2003:
 
Roll on hatred, bitterness and mutual loathing. that all i can say. then you'll be just like me :)
Posted by chandler, 12:05, 15th April 2003:
 
we'll never be like you cos we are gonna make this thing work!
Posted by chandler, 12:07, 15th April 2003:
 
:P
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:11, 15th April 2003:
 
Thats nice, i 'wrote' a song for you.

If there's anything you need
All you have to do is say
You knew you satisfy everything in me
We shouldn't waste a single day

So don't stop me falling
It's destiny calling
A power I just can't deny
It's never changing
Can't you hear me, I'm saying
I want you for the rest of my life

Together forever and never to part
Together forever we two
And don't you know
I would move heaven and earth
To be together forever with you

If they ever get you down
There's always something I can do
Because I wouldn't ever wanna see you frown
I'll always do what's best for you

There ain't no mistaking
It's true love we're making
Something to last for all time
It's never changing
Can't you hear me, I'm saying
I want you for the rest of my life

So don't stop me falling
It's destiny calling
A power I just can't deny
It's never changing
Can't you hear me, I'm saying
I want you for the rest of my life
Posted by chandler, 12:13, 15th April 2003:
 
thats lovely
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:21, 15th April 2003:
 
Want another?
Posted by Sul, 12:24, 15th April 2003:
 
I've always wondered what happened to Rick Astley and here he is.
Posted by chandler, 12:28, 15th April 2003:
 
yes please vicky :P
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:30, 15th April 2003:
 
Here you go.

You don't know how much I need you.
While you're around I don't feel blue.
And when we kiss I know that you need me too.
I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true.

But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you and I,
I hope you fucking choke.

I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.

Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
pretty pretty please kill me.

I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:30, 15th April 2003:
 
eh..no thanks Vic...got enough cheese on my sandwich :)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:31, 15th April 2003:
 
Damn! Too late
Posted by chandler, 12:31, 15th April 2003:
 
fuck you vick! fuck you very much!
Posted by Sul, 12:33, 15th April 2003:
 
I love that song, out of all the songs from the wedding singer, that and love stinks reminds me just how nice it can feel to cut yourself. :) Cheers mate.
Posted by chandler, 12:36, 15th April 2003:
 
arse
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:52, 15th April 2003:
 
:D
Posted by chandler, 12:54, 15th April 2003:
 
:)
Posted by Grim..., 17:23, 15th April 2003:
 
Apathy
Posted by Sul, 17:47, 15th April 2003:
 
My apathy song, (To the tune of yesterday by the Beatles)

Apathy,
I can't even be arsed to disagree,
In fact it doesnt bother me,
No apathy, the way to be.
Posted by chandler, 17:49, 15th April 2003:
 
yes.
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:44, 15th April 2003:
 
Yay chay and I ruuuuuule
Posted by Victor Menendez, 19:02, 15th April 2003:
 
Well done reddy&chay, i concede.
Posted by Grim..., 19:20, 15th April 2003:
 
I refuse to believe that Chay and Red have ever met.

I demeand photographic proof of them together in the same room, or something.

In fact, there are no photo's of Redmaiden anywhere!

CHAY MADE HER UP!

P.S. Where is Angel Mouse?
Posted by beargod, 19:35, 15th April 2003:
 
I know Chay didn't make redmaiden up cos he made me up and the human brain can't cope with 2 made up people at a time.

Plus no they have never met
Posted by Victor Menendez, 19:36, 15th April 2003:
 
Although on the flipside, they never claimed to have met.
Posted by jeff, 19:44, 15th April 2003:
 
give them time! i'm sure when chay goes to visit they'll find time in between their bedroom olympics to take a photo for proof :) hehe
Posted by chandler, 19:45, 15th April 2003:
 
Grim...: We have never met. We are however meeting in a few weeks.
I have plenty of photographs of reddy. perhaps not all if them are suitable for publication on here though.
I didn't make her up, at least if I have then i have managed to convince myself ala Fight Club.
PS. I dont know where angel mouse is. good point, where has she gone?

Vicky: Yes thats true
Posted by chandler, 19:46, 15th April 2003:
 
jess - maybe we'll take a photo DURING. ;)
Posted by jeff, 19:51, 15th April 2003:
 
well i wasnt going to suggest that for fear of being rude :)
You do have to take a photo of the two of you though so we can see just how cute and adorable you are together :)
Posted by chandler, 19:55, 15th April 2003:
 
yeah but i warn you it will be sickeningly cute
Posted by jeff, 20:00, 15th April 2003:
 
hey thats fine, its not like i'm bitter and twisted like vicky...
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:03, 15th April 2003:
 
I'm so not made up :D
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:04, 15th April 2003:
 
and I'm just shy with photos of my mug so I try to spare the rest of the world
Posted by chandler, 22:26, 15th April 2003:
 
but you have nothing to hide.
Posted by jeff, 22:30, 15th April 2003:
 
c'mooooooooooon we wanna see what you look like so we can visualise the two of you together (not *together*, well some people might...)
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:32, 15th April 2003:
 
yeh I do
Posted by jeff, 22:36, 15th April 2003:
 
get a digital camera, that way you can delete all hideous pictures and keep all the flattering ones... not that i know anyone who'd be so vain... heh..
Posted by chandler, 22:41, 15th April 2003:
 
no emma you are lovely you have nothing to hide girl.
i'll prob take my mum's digital camera on the trip
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:45, 15th April 2003:
 
oh god pls I want to maintain my mysteriousness (and my afro)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 22:51, 15th April 2003:
 
Jeff, if you secretly want to sleep with me, post the secret code (bitter,twisted)
Posted by jeff, 22:52, 15th April 2003:
 
(bitter, twisted)
Posted by chandler, 22:57, 15th April 2003:
 
ok well yes, you do have the most fabulous afro
Posted by Redmaiden, 23:04, 15th April 2003:
 
I read what you put vicky :|
Posted by chandler, 23:07, 15th April 2003:
 
me too. and i appologise
Posted by Victor Menendez, 23:12, 15th April 2003:
 
Thats ok, jeff wants to sleep with me :)
Posted by chandler, 23:13, 15th April 2003:
 
yeah but she wants to sleep with everyone. she is a bit of a slut ;)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 23:15, 15th April 2003:
 
HOW DARE YOU!!!!!1

is she? cool
Posted by jeff, 23:15, 15th April 2003:
 
I prefer the term hymenally challenged ta.
Posted by chandler, 23:15, 15th April 2003:
 
hahahhaa. s l u t :D
Posted by jeff, 23:16, 15th April 2003:
 
rather than sleeping with lots of different people, i prefer to sleep just one person repeatedly, as often as possible, and if that makes me a slut then so be it.
Posted by jeff, 23:19, 15th April 2003:
 
night night y'all
Posted by chandler, 23:19, 15th April 2003:
 
no thats ok!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 23:22, 15th April 2003:
 
night jeff
Posted by Redmaiden, 23:36, 15th April 2003:
 
yeh sounds good to me jeff
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 12:34, 16th April 2003:
 
Doctor Lucid! IS the Posh Beck of the IAMCALK!!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 12:34, 16th April 2003:
 
sorry, i spellt that wrong cause i have eye problem
Posted by chandler, 16:26, 23rd April 2003:
 
oh me and my darling r still winning.
how jolly super for us
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:15, 23rd April 2003:
 
that's because we are thupa
Posted by Victor Menendez, 18:22, 23rd April 2003:
 
good work iamcal romancers!
Posted by beargod, 18:28, 23rd April 2003:
 
He he he I found i had another vote due to just reintalling Windows, and chay didn't threaten me this time
Posted by jeff, 19:17, 23rd April 2003:
 
nobody put bangabongo and earthworm in the poll.. a little unfair methinks seeing as how their getting married non?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 19:42, 23rd April 2003:
 
ooh a tie, which way will it swing?
Posted by earthworm, 19:48, 23rd April 2003:
 
thanks jeff...
Posted by earthworm, 19:48, 23rd April 2003:
 
:P
Posted by chandler, 20:17, 23rd April 2003:
 
agghhhhhhh. well yes i think more couples should have been in the poll. Miki and Sul, BangaBongo and Earthworm, Vicky and Cal
Posted by Redmaiden, 21:54, 23rd April 2003:
 
bastards
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 23:22, 23rd April 2003:
 
RedAndWhiteMan says: Redmaiden, if you want to ditch that dork chandler and come and do the monkey dance with a REAL super-man, say the secret code "shut up vicky"
Posted by Miki, 23:24, 23rd April 2003:
 
oohh welcome back RedAndWhiteMan
where have you been ?
Posted by Redmaiden, 23:38, 23rd April 2003:
 
shut up vicky
Posted by samhandwich, 01:09, 24th April 2003:
 
i'm quite sure my vote helped swing it, sorry chandler, yay victor, still, level at the moment, so yay both :D
Posted by Victor Menendez, 07:49, 24th April 2003:
 
Good work sam!

Reddy, can you guess how many fingers i'm holding up?
Posted by chandler, 08:40, 24th April 2003:
 
she's only interesting in my fingers vicky
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:00, 24th April 2003:
 
Dude, too much info.
Posted by chandler, 09:34, 24th April 2003:
 
:D
Posted by chandler, 10:52, 24th April 2003:
 
yay
Posted by Miki, 10:59, 24th April 2003:
 
hehehehe
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:00, 24th April 2003:
 
There has been 42 votes? Are there 42 people on here?
Posted by earthworm, 11:00, 24th April 2003:
 
I propose another another poll with more couple on it...

Entries to be sent in below...
Posted by beargod, 11:07, 24th April 2003:
 
I have voted at least 3 or 4 times
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:07, 24th April 2003:
 
tut tut..can you not make your mind up?
Posted by Miki, 11:08, 24th April 2003:
 
dont put me and sul in
he's broken my heart with promises of a windmill and tulips as far as the eye can see
then dumping me in front of you all :)
Posted by beargod, 11:11, 24th April 2003:
 
I made my mind up, it has mostly been votes for Vic and Rosie, but chay threatened me into voting for them once
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:19, 24th April 2003:
 
Ta BG, the truth is out, if chay wasn't such a vicious bully my queen and i would be crowned by now.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:21, 24th April 2003:
 
WEll i have only voted once..Vic, would you like me to vote for you and Rosie?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:22, 24th April 2003:
 
yes please.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:23, 24th April 2003:
 
i also must take into account that i voted apathy on the subject.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:23, 24th April 2003:
 
Cant, doesnt let me..BG, how do i vote again?
Posted by chandler, 11:24, 24th April 2003:
 
well no, becuase beargod just admitted that most of his votes were for you and Rosie so if you took him down to just one vote then me and Reddy would still be winning.
Posted by chandler, 11:24, 24th April 2003:
 
you shouldnt vote twice you scum!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:25, 24th April 2003:
 
wooo..scum! Wooooo
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:25, 24th April 2003:
 
Thats the way chay, show em your true colours.
Posted by chandler, 11:26, 24th April 2003:
 
yeah sul is a bastard. poor miki
Posted by chandler, 11:26, 24th April 2003:
 
:D
Posted by beargod, 11:31, 24th April 2003:
 
FL I used my work computer then my home computer then my home computer due to a windows install, but I am considering whether I will get more votes if I use different browsers too
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:33, 24th April 2003:
 
aha..ok, i shall go around the office using different PC's.
Posted by beargod, 11:33, 24th April 2003:
 
Yay I used IE and got another vote, puts Vic and Rosie on top
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:33, 24th April 2003:
 
awoogah!
Posted by chandler, 11:36, 24th April 2003:
 
you bloody cheats.

me and Emma are the king and queen of iamcal and none of your lying cheating polls will prove otherwise.

so there :P
Posted by beargod, 11:36, 24th April 2003:
 
I still have another 3 votes left, I have opera here and IE and opera at home YAY
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:37, 24th April 2003:
 
There we are..another vote from me.
Posted by chandler, 11:37, 24th April 2003:
 
who wants to be the posh and becks of iamcal anyway!
you are welcome to it
One is a stick insect and both are as thick as shit.

:P
Posted by beargod, 11:38, 24th April 2003:
 
And ugly, you forget they are ugly
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:38, 24th April 2003:
 
sour grapes Chay?
Posted by chandler, 11:41, 24th April 2003:
 
:)
no but you have to admit being the "posh and becks" is hardly an acolade
Posted by chandler, 11:42, 24th April 2003:
 
and i guess vicky deserves to be the Posh of Posh and Becks seeing as he does the equvalent of miming other peoples songs, by ripping them off google
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:43, 24th April 2003:
 
I see your point, I would like to be called Becks, as he is a total moron.
Posted by cal, 11:43, 24th April 2003:
 
looks like vic and rosie have taken a suprise lead...
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:44, 24th April 2003:
 
117 votes! *snigger*
Posted by chandler, 11:45, 24th April 2003:
 
well they deserve it.
Posted by chandler, 11:45, 24th April 2003:
 
the similarities are almost endless
Posted by cal, 11:47, 24th April 2003:
 
you can taste the bile, mr hawes ;)
Posted by chandler, 11:47, 24th April 2003:
 
:D
i'm not bitter, i'm in love remember
Posted by chandler, 11:49, 24th April 2003:
 
as if you could forget
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:56, 24th April 2003:
 
Wow, are you as gracious in victory as you are bitter in defeat chay?
Posted by beargod, 11:58, 24th April 2003:
 
Oh hell yeah
Posted by earthworm, 12:00, 24th April 2003:
 
how the hell...
Posted by beargod, 12:00, 24th April 2003:
 
what earthworm?
Posted by chandler, 12:00, 24th April 2003:
 
:) oh shut up song thief
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 12:08, 24th April 2003:
 
RedAndWhiteMan says Vicky and Rosie are the Posh and Becks of iamcal,
but Chay and Em are the cutest couple and are actually gonna get it together.

that is all
good day to you, citizens.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:08, 24th April 2003:
 
Don't worry chay, you can be the mr and mrs Graeme le-saux of iamcal.
Posted by chandler, 12:09, 24th April 2003:
 
hooray for RedAndWhiteMan, he makes us all happy
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:11, 24th April 2003:
 
how does redandwhiteman know?
Posted by chandler, 12:11, 24th April 2003:
 
is Graeme le-saux some sort of footballer. I have no idea whether being the Mr and Mrs Graeme le-saux is a good thing or a bad thing.

he isnt a wife beater or something is he :(
Posted by chandler, 12:13, 24th April 2003:
 
um, ooh i think RedAndWhiteMan must have been told by a close friend.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:15, 24th April 2003:
 
ah, you don't know if i'm complimenting you or taking the piss? Excellent *&^&*(^%^%&(^
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:15, 24th April 2003:
 
I thought Graeme Le Saux was gay?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:15, 24th April 2003:
 
oops
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:16, 24th April 2003:
 
No, he just reads the Guardian. Easy mistake to make, that.
Posted by chandler, 12:19, 24th April 2003:
 
thanks vicky. i would like to know. i assume he is an ex footballer and i know he has a wife and kids. but i assume it is an insult, cos you arent very nice to me :(
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:20, 24th April 2003:
 
AP, you send those CD's?
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:21, 24th April 2003:
 
I have them with me. Just need to find a good time to sneak them into the work postroom without being interrogated.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:24, 24th April 2003:
 
aha...slight bit of subterfuge is in order then.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:24, 24th April 2003:
 
im hurt by that chay, i wasn't insulting you, i was merely suggesting that you COULD be mr and mrs graeme le-saux if you wanted to be.

I'm always nice to everyone.
Posted by chandler, 12:26, 24th April 2003:
 
:( but would it be a good thing or a bad thing?
Posted by chandler, 12:27, 24th April 2003:
 
cant we just be "em&chay the cutest couple in the whole damned world" (TM)
Posted by Sul, 12:29, 24th April 2003:
 
and cant I just be sick?
Posted by chandler, 12:32, 24th April 2003:
 
yes. go ahead.
Posted by chandler, 12:33, 24th April 2003:
 
here is a bucket to be sick into:

\_/
Posted by Sul, 12:38, 24th April 2003:
 
:0 $%&$^%$%^^$

Couldnt get it into the bucket, sorry
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:40, 24th April 2003:
 
I have yet to see any evidence to back your claim of cuteness. Bollocks, I say!
Posted by chandler, 12:42, 24th April 2003:
 
well we need a bigger bucket then

\  ^^$  /
 \$^%$%/
  \&$%/
   ===


there. plenty of room
Posted by chandler, 12:42, 24th April 2003:
 
cal sort out that bucket will you
Posted by Sul, 12:45, 24th April 2003:
 
There's a hole in my sick bucket. Actually there's several
Posted by cal, 12:46, 24th April 2003:
 
that's better
Posted by chandler, 12:47, 24th April 2003:
 
yes the bucket looked better when i typed it.
thanks for the effort cal but it does look shit
Posted by chandler, 12:48, 24th April 2003:
 
i'd like it noted that ALL of sul's sick is contained within the bucket.
Posted by Sul, 12:49, 24th April 2003:
 
thanks cal and chay. I always try to get someone else to clean up my sick if possible
Posted by chandler, 12:51, 24th April 2003:
 
I have yet to see any evidence to back your claim of cuteness


is ap serious?

shall me and emma be cuter then?
lets ask Sul.
:D
Posted by Sul, 12:56, 24th April 2003:
 
Do what you like chay but just remember that the level of cuteness can be measured by how much sick goes into that bucket!
Posted by chandler, 12:57, 24th April 2003:
 
haha

we're gonna need an even bigger bucket!
Posted by beargod, 12:59, 24th April 2003:
 
Cal can you write some PHP to delete any cuteness/sweatness/anything about chay and emma?
Posted by cal, 13:01, 24th April 2003:
 
i could just ban chay from the site altogether
Posted by chandler, 13:03, 24th April 2003:
 
beargod: "sweatness"
cal: :(
everyone: Cal is jealous cos i've now posted more things (non-weblog) than he has. mainly cos he has a life.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:08, 24th April 2003:
 
Sickly lovey dovey shite != Cute
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:10, 24th April 2003:
 
"!=" - "Not Equals" btw....

(Well I'm guessing someone may not know....)
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:12, 24th April 2003:
 
Bloody hell, you haven't even met her yet. God help us all when you do :)

Me and Mrs. Bumdog just go on JD binges and smoke loads. Oh yeah, and the "other" stuff. No so-called "cuteness" needed.
Posted by chandler, 13:39, 24th April 2003:
 
:D
Posted by cal, 14:00, 24th April 2003:
 
i could *never* be described as cute
Posted by Sul, 14:13, 24th April 2003:
 
No Cal. I'd describe you as rugged, grrrrr
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:16, 24th April 2003:
 
Ooh I don't know Cal....

*Pinches Cal's cheeks*

Bless!
Posted by chandler, 14:18, 24th April 2003:
 
"rugged"

does he wear a wig then?
Posted by Sul, 14:27, 24th April 2003:
 
I dont think he does on his head and we'll probably on get the truth out of Bex on the merkin rumours.

Can blokes wear merkins?

Edit: An almost amusing "thin" edit just took place
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:35, 24th April 2003:
 
dinner time stellas to blame?
Posted by Redmaiden, 15:46, 26th April 2003:
 
there's too much corruption going on in this forum. I declare this poll null and void!!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:30, 26th April 2003:
 
In an Al Gore style?
Posted by chandler, 18:40, 26th April 2003:
 
note - corruption in the forum = bad,
time travelling adventures with chandler and vicky = good
double standards = also good
Posted by Redmaiden, 20:30, 26th April 2003:
 
I love your morals Chandler, same as me (actually if we had 118 votes I would have declared us the winners :-P)
Posted by chandler, 22:31, 26th April 2003:
 
yes