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Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:16, 15th April 2003:
 
..Of Little Savages!!

YEAH!!!
Posted by RUSS, 12:19, 15th April 2003:
 
?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:20, 15th April 2003:
 
post a link the eh?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:25, 15th April 2003:
 
It stated that it wont be up and running for about 6 hrs..but here:

www.hsmx.com/gf5/topics.php?groupid=19
Posted by earthworm, 13:12, 15th April 2003:
 
what is little savages?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:13, 15th April 2003:
 
It is a wonder to behold!
Posted by Grim..., 13:36, 15th April 2003:
 
You may login and create your savages now at www.hsmx.com/savages .

The game will start properly tomorrow.

Good luck!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:37, 15th April 2003:
 
Grim, that isnt working. Well, i cant get it to work.
Posted by Grim..., 13:41, 15th April 2003:
 
It's parsed the full stop:

www.hsmx.com/savages/
Posted by Grim..., 13:42, 15th April 2003:
 
Fixed =]
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:43, 15th April 2003:
 
Nice...
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:49, 15th April 2003:
 
Very nice, why can't i log in?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:55, 15th April 2003:
 
You have to register again Vic.
Posted by Grim..., 14:03, 15th April 2003:
 
I've just made a change, you may have to refresh the page to get the full menu up...
Posted by beargod, 14:07, 15th April 2003:
 
YAY my favorite game is back
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:12, 15th April 2003:
 
Yep, that worked. are you capping the number of savages this time grim?
Posted by Grim..., 14:19, 15th April 2003:
 
Nope, but I may do.

Changes are listed on the savages 'About' page.
Posted by Grim..., 14:19, 15th April 2003:
 
I'll paste them in for the lazy among you...

Bug Fixes / Changes

2.01
The game is much leaner - so less CPU usage will occur.
It takes longer to have a baby.
You are less likely to have a baby.


1.08
Removed the map for now as it was using up too much bandwidth.
Tidied up the Spy Window.
Made it less likely for a Sav to get pregnant.
Changed the ownership of children. Now, if the child is a girl, ownership passes to the father.
Made predators harder. Now, if you fight a lion, you'll get hurt. Like in real life, really.
Posted by Grim..., 14:21, 15th April 2003:
 
I'd appreciate an admin to help with the admin side of the game - any volunteers?

You'll just have to make sure the predator level stays at about 10 and no-one gives their savages naughty names, etc...
Posted by Grim..., 14:22, 15th April 2003:
 
Oh, and help people with problems on the LSav forum...
Posted by Grim..., 14:22, 15th April 2003:
 
Contact me at msquirrell@tensor.co.uk if you want to do it =]
Posted by chandler, 14:23, 15th April 2003:
 
giving them naughty names is 75% of the fun!
Posted by Grim..., 14:34, 15th April 2003:
 
Okay - offensive rather than naughty
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:36, 15th April 2003:
 
And who's the best sav?

Mighty Vic, thats who!
Posted by Gary, 14:51, 15th April 2003:
 
Woohoo! :D
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:58, 15th April 2003:
 
OI! You've just been reported for trying to cheat, Victor Menendez!

Whoops.
Posted by Grim..., 15:02, 15th April 2003:
 
/slap
Posted by Grim..., 15:03, 15th April 2003:
 
Okay, Beargod is going to be helper admin, now we just have to wait for JLittle to read my email and re-setup the Savages CRON signal =]
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:10, 15th April 2003:
 
It occurs to me that the formerly savage, savages have become a bunch of pacifists sworn to celibacy.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:19, 15th April 2003:
 
And this is guaranteed to raise a smile:

Randiest:
Grim... (0 shags)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:22, 15th April 2003:
 
Best Player: Foghorn Leghorn 30 points!

I thank you!!! :D
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:25, 15th April 2003:
 
Nice one :) . I love those little guys.
Posted by Grim..., 17:21, 15th April 2003:
 
How come people are getting points?
/confused
Posted by Grim..., 18:16, 15th April 2003:
 
Hey - maybe cal can get a go this time =]
Posted by Sul, 19:59, 15th April 2003:
 
All Coppers Are Bastards is the hardest, get in!
Posted by Grim..., 08:38, 16th April 2003:
 
How come Fog Leg has already got so many bloody points?
Posted by Grim..., 08:38, 16th April 2003:
 
I've got the friendliest - PointMaker (or whatever she is called).

Go forth and shag!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 08:43, 16th April 2003:
 
Why do the savs spend their time wandering around slowly starving to death?


MIGHTY VIC


Owned by: Victor Menendez
Age: 94
Male
Fights won: 0
Fights lost: 0
Children: 0
Friends: 0
Enemies: 0

Health: 100
Currently: Sleeping
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 08:50, 16th April 2003:
 
Grim...no idea :D
Posted by beargod, 10:30, 16th April 2003:
 
Sorry Vic, my beargod killed your Mi Julie

Grim, there doesn't seem to be enough sex on it anymore, or enough fights
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:55, 16th April 2003:
 
NP BG, didn't like her anyway.
Posted by Grim..., 11:15, 16th April 2003:
 
Bear - once more savages arrive, there will be plenty of both.
Posted by beargod, 11:24, 16th April 2003:
 
oh ok then
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:33, 16th April 2003:
 
Best Players
Name Points
Foghorn Leghorn 432
beargod 254
Grim... 248
ohskylab 245
Victor Menendez 238
miki 194
Kirkburn 138
Sul 125
USSAtlantis 101
Gary 96

I thank you! I am the best, woooooo :D
Posted by Grim..., 13:27, 16th April 2003:
 
Can someone look on the spy window and tell me how many records are returned?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:58, 16th April 2003:
 
GRim, 684 records.
Posted by Grim..., 14:36, 16th April 2003:
 
Shit - it should return 1 day or 350 records, whichever is shortest.

Fuck it.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:40, 16th April 2003:
 
Looks like all the LS's are starving to death.
Posted by Sul, 16:49, 16th April 2003:
 
Not Vic's pussy-ass Lord Melchett! He didnt get a chance to starve to death, instead he fell at the fate of ACAB! 3 out of 3 fights won. Bring it on!
Posted by beargod, 16:50, 16th April 2003:
 
beargod had that title and the most killed he had 3/3 fights won, then it just changed to ACAB, what is happening there Grim?
Posted by Sul, 16:53, 16th April 2003:
 
Grim... I take it you added the predators right? I find it slightly ammusing that the leopard killed the lion. :)
Posted by Sul, 16:53, 16th April 2003:
 
beargod ACAB is harder, just live with it :)
Posted by beargod, 16:54, 16th April 2003:
 
he he he
Posted by beargod, 16:54, 16th April 2003:
 
actualy Hard arse is the hardest
Posted by Sul, 16:57, 16th April 2003:
 
But ACAB is better than beargod which is the argument alright?! :p

Tony Soprano has had 23 shags and my little fellas havent even had tops and fingers :(
Posted by Grim..., 17:38, 16th April 2003:
 
Um - ACAB begins with an A, and beargod begins with a B...
Sorry =]
Posted by beargod, 19:02, 16th April 2003:
 
damn you Grim...
Posted by beargod, 19:07, 16th April 2003:
 
Redmaiden where are your savages?
Posted by beargod, 19:23, 16th April 2003:
 
Sul you suck, John has gone ahead with 2 kills and 7/7 fights won
Posted by Sul, 20:34, 16th April 2003:
 
:'( John killed Leo Sayer
Posted by beargod, 08:36, 17th April 2003:
 
looks like 13 of the little bastards have died from starvation overnight
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 08:39, 17th April 2003:
 
Yip, I lost a few to starvation...
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 08:44, 17th April 2003:
 
And I have lost the top spot to the beargod! Damn!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 08:46, 17th April 2003:
 
Someone is moving in the graveyard! Creepy
Posted by beargod, 09:27, 17th April 2003:
 
He he ha ha ha I own you all

I have the strongest and best savage in Nirel and have something fighting better then anyone else

And am top
Posted by earthworm, 09:50, 17th April 2003:
 
whey... I'm doing alright for an absolute beginner...
Posted by earthworm, 09:51, 17th April 2003:
 
who's savage was dede?
Posted by beargod, 09:54, 17th April 2003:
 
I think that was my american friend
Posted by earthworm, 09:55, 17th April 2003:
 
whoops...
Posted by earthworm, 09:55, 17th April 2003:
 
It's quite addictive isn't it..
Posted by beargod, 10:01, 17th April 2003:
 
yes, annoying how something sooo addictive is so uninteractive and online so I waiste all my work time watching them, praying for a baby or a fight to pop or break out respectivaly
Posted by Grim..., 12:58, 17th April 2003:
 
=]
Posted by Grim..., 13:00, 17th April 2003:
 
NO! GRIM... IS DEAD!

DAMN YOU err, SIMON!
Posted by Grim..., 13:21, 17th April 2003:
 
PH34R THE INTELLIGENCE OF 'GRIM...'S REDEMPTION'
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:46, 17th April 2003:
 
Beargod.. I am now better than you!

And NO!!! has the best fight record! GO ON!!
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:48, 17th April 2003:
 
No matter how many times I click on this thread, I still expect it to be about Mark Morrison. Oh well.
Posted by beargod, 15:50, 17th April 2003:
 
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FL
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:53, 17th April 2003:
 
oh yes ;o)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:27, 17th April 2003:
 
Grim, one of savages has been shaggin for over 5 years now! What the?
Posted by beargod, 16:33, 17th April 2003:
 
Grim, the person who owns Simon says sorry
Posted by Victor Menendez, 21:04, 17th April 2003:
 
well he might be dead but Mighty Vic is still the toughest.
Posted by Miki, 21:11, 17th April 2003:
 
vic your Wossy killed my Sammy !
I liked her ...
Posted by Victor Menendez, 00:46, 18th April 2003:
 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sorry.
Posted by beargod, 15:10, 22nd April 2003:
 
Friendliest:
Sexy-Fool (-4)


Why is it the friendliest savage ever on the game has got a negative score?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:14, 22nd April 2003:
 
And more importantly, will that bob ever die?
Posted by beargod, 15:15, 22nd April 2003:
 
No she won't HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AH AH HA HA HA HA HA
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:19, 22nd April 2003:
 
have you noticed it takes all your cash just to keep one sav alive.
Posted by beargod, 15:31, 22nd April 2003:
 
Yes, But i hope that Bob will keep killing, to stay alive, I have saved up enought to keep her going for a while
Posted by beargod, 15:31, 22nd April 2003:
 
I wish the money would increase faster or by more
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:37, 22nd April 2003:
 
probably would help if there was something to eat in the whole world, if you are a vicious savage and winner of 21 fights, why wouldn't you just go to the KFC and eat everything in sight?
Posted by beargod, 16:26, 23rd April 2003:
 
HA HA HA Suffer Vic, I have just bought Bob a shortsword
Posted by Victor Menendez, 18:33, 23rd April 2003:
 
HA HA HA suffer BG, slartibartfast has leather AND a shortsword.
Posted by beargod, 18:38, 23rd April 2003:
 
damn you NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
Posted by Victor Menendez, 18:39, 23rd April 2003:
 
its ok, hes had them for days, everytime i look at him hes either sleeping or doing nothing, a proper chip off the old block.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 18:40, 23rd April 2003:
 
mind you, bob is always on the job. as it were.
Posted by beargod, 18:47, 23rd April 2003:
 
He had a shag once, but slartibartfast, has won more fights and probably killed more, I wish we could make them meet for a final duel
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:30, 24th April 2003:
 
Looks like bob and slartibartfast will live forever.
Posted by beargod, 10:41, 24th April 2003:
 
Yes aslong as I keep a look out for bob its been a while since he fed himself
Posted by beargod, 18:38, 24th April 2003:
 
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Bob's dead, I left him about an hour ago full health but he died two moves ago
Posted by Victor Menendez, 20:41, 24th April 2003:
 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA rock on slartibartfast!
Posted by beargod, 20:57, 24th April 2003:
 
stupid savages, I don't want to play no more WWWWWAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH
Posted by chandler, 01:22, 25th April 2003:
 
he designed the coastline of norway. he deserves to be top!
he won an award you know
Posted by Grim..., 10:27, 25th April 2003:
 
More money, you say?

Okay.

And now your sav is twice as likely to get pregnant.
Posted by beargod, 10:52, 25th April 2003:
 
YAY
Posted by Redmaiden, 19:21, 25th April 2003:
 
what's a coatline :p
Posted by Victor Menendez, 20:10, 25th April 2003:
 
ahah! good point reddy.
Posted by chandler, 20:35, 25th April 2003:
 
oh you think you're sooooooooo clever don't you chipmunk?
;P
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:49, 25th April 2003:
 
I know I am my fellow pedant :)
Posted by chandler, 22:56, 25th April 2003:
 
bed-fellow pedant?
Posted by Redmaiden, 23:01, 25th April 2003:
 
yes I want you to live in my bed
Posted by chandler, 23:15, 25th April 2003:
 
okey dokey