Discussion » Long Or Short - Guys

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Posted by t.m., 02:41, 16th April 2003:
 

Poll:

  • Long Hair
  • Short Hair
  • Scruffy Hair
  • Gay Hair
  • Lasagna
So what do you prefer?
Posted by chandler, 09:11, 16th April 2003:
 
oh what? myself or on a girly?
Posted by chandler, 09:11, 16th April 2003:
 
ah doesnt matter i went with the pasta option
Posted by Sul, 09:59, 16th April 2003:
 
I assume we're talking about muff hair and that the lasagna option is a euphemism for just meat in a undecorated cheesy skin, in which case I go for where's the sodding apathy vote?
Posted by Sul, 09:59, 16th April 2003:
 
Could be blokes pubes as well I suppose... bah! apathy
Posted by chandler, 10:03, 16th April 2003:
 
Sul yeah but what is the gay hair option?
i want apathy
Posted by Sul, 10:05, 16th April 2003:
 
Obviously talking about lesbians and gay blokes. You can tell if someone is truly gay by their pubes. It's true. I read it in Viz.
Posted by beargod, 10:09, 16th April 2003:
 
well everything in viz is true
Posted by Sul, 11:53, 16th April 2003:
 
exactly
Posted by Grim..., 12:29, 16th April 2003:
 
FOR FUCKS SAKE THE APATHY VOTE WOULD INVOLVE NOT FUCKING VOTING!!!!!!!!

TOSSERS!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:39, 16th April 2003:
 
but if you don't vote, you dont get to see whats winning.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 12:40, 16th April 2003:
 
this pol is bloody cryptic. long or short (of it), guys. (as in, everyone, or as in, males). then a list of hair.

so, for that reason, I have to vote of long.
Posted by chandler, 12:45, 16th April 2003:
 
yeah grim... you big spaz :D
Posted by Grim..., 13:24, 16th April 2003:
 
but if you don't vote, you dont get to see whats winning.

WANKER! YOU DON'T CARE WHO'S WINNING! THAT'S WHAT APATHY IS!!!

Remember?
Posted by plindoe, 13:49, 16th April 2003:
 
I dont care, I have had 3 1/2 pints for lunch so fuck it!
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:45, 16th April 2003:
 
I like gay hair (if only I knew what it was)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 18:54, 16th April 2003:
 
who you calling wanker you fat stupidly bearded tosser.
Posted by t.m., 22:11, 16th April 2003:
 
Ok. I did actually mean what is better on guys.........short or long hair. As for gay hair I meant that 'immaculate' look at every hour of the day.

Fuck it , forget it.
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:16, 16th April 2003:
 
t.m. are you american?

I like hair that suits the person :-D
Posted by t.m., 22:19, 16th April 2003:
 
nope. I be an australian. start convict jokes at your leisure.
Posted by chandler, 22:35, 16th April 2003:
 
um
got of the plane to Oz and the check in guy said "do you have a criminal record"
and I said "Oh, I didnt realise you still needed one"

that's all i have, sorry.
Posted by beargod, 23:17, 16th April 2003:
 
I got on to the American Continent for 2 secs and I already had been Mugged, raped and murdered

Damn that was bad
Posted by t.m., 01:11, 17th April 2003:
 
raped then murdered , or murdered then raped?
Posted by chris, 01:47, 17th April 2003:
 
or was it all just fiction? coz as my fav phrase at the moment goes...

FICTION CAN BE FUN!!!!!!
Posted by t.m., 03:42, 17th April 2003:
 
which is the opposite of a fave of mine;

facts are fucked!