Discussion » DOCTOR LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCIDs worst eye damage poll

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Posted by Doctor Lucid, 12:44, 16th April 2003:
 

Poll:

  • fork in my eye
  • falling over on a pair of scissors
  • eye falling out into cupped hand
  • eye falling out into pint of bitter
  • un chien andolou
  • winking at a hot boy / girl and eye coming out
  • seeds lodged in eye. vision obscured by plants
  • whisky bisky
  • harold's temporary blindness
  • shot simultaneously in both eyes by paintball guns whilst removing goggles
my friend simon was in bed, and he had to boke, and so he goy up and boked up in his sink, and he boked and boked out all this stuff into his sink

and then he went back to bed
and he was unblocking his sink the next morning
and he found something that COULD ONLY BE a chunk of human organ
he thinks its part of his organs
Posted by 100% kitten, 13:16, 16th April 2003:
 
does this have to be an injusry that has happened to me personally, or just theoretically the worst? I don't understand.
Posted by cal, 22:04, 16th April 2003:
 
i can't stop laughing
Posted by Sul, 22:13, 16th April 2003:
 
eye falling out into pint of bitter

I can only think of one thing worse and that would be 'eye falling out into ladypop'
Posted by chandler, 22:14, 16th April 2003:
 
hahahaha
Posted by Redmaiden, 23:20, 16th April 2003:
 
hehehe
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 12:54, 17th April 2003:
 
Hmmm.. wasn't chandler not amused last night? Or was that about something else?

who voted for whisky bisky? that's a biscuit dipped in the famous scotch spirit! not going to damage your eye!
Posted by Fooyyaz, 13:07, 17th April 2003:
 
My friend says he saw Medusa once and then his eyes turned to stone....and he's been blind ever since....
...And his family doctor says science has no answer to his blindness....

His only way of regaining his eyesight would be to beat Medusa in an "eye staring contest".......
Posted by Grim..., 13:23, 17th April 2003:
 
Um, surely he would win, you know, being blind and all, he could probably stare anyone out...
Posted by Fooyyaz, 13:29, 17th April 2003:
 
yeah...but the thing is, he's been looking for Medusa for the eye staring face off for the past 12 years now........
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:35, 17th April 2003:
 
My friend only has one eye...he lost the other when lifting floor boards, a rusty nail flew out and hit him in the eye, resulting in infection and then eye taken out and sold to some chap from Rio.
Posted by Fooyyaz, 13:39, 17th April 2003:
 
sorry to hear that.....so...does ur friend wear a pirate eye patch now.....
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:40, 17th April 2003:
 
No, actually he doesnt..he does have trouble driving sometimes though..and he often misses his mouth wile drinking pints.
Posted by chris, 13:48, 17th April 2003:
 
I hate drinking problems...

...i had to go for "Duncan..., Duncan... I'm blind...."
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:49, 17th April 2003:
 
Its his fault...he lost his right eye but still insists on drinking right handed...surely there is a blind spot (no pn intended) :o)
Posted by chris, 13:52, 17th April 2003:
 
This sort of thing could effect you for life and ruin all your good shirts surely?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:56, 17th April 2003:
 
and more importantly waste good beer!
Posted by Fooyyaz, 14:00, 17th April 2003:
 
hahahahahahah.......never thought of that....after today i have a new found respect for my eyes...I feel lucky.....will protect em from all kinds of hazards by wearing them construction working glasses all the time......
Posted by chris, 14:00, 17th April 2003:
 
have you concidered having him put down?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:02, 17th April 2003:
 
na..dont see him much anymore..he stays in germany a lot.. I think his g/f is a kraut.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 14:23, 17th April 2003:
 
eye damage is much worse than eating disorders
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 16:33, 18th April 2003:
 
i am getting better at this

HOW SYMBOLIC
that avant garde movie
and PJ and Duncan
rate number one and two

rather than some serious eye damage

if there was an episode of thundercats where lion-o was blinded
that would be number one

if there was to be a wolf
i would be the wolf
Posted by earthworm, 17:45, 18th April 2003:
 
How about Blind Fury... That film about the blind samurai?
Posted by earthworm, 17:47, 18th April 2003:
 
The best IMDB decription I ever saw!

us.imdb.com/Title?0096945

"He's lucky he can't see what he's up against!"

NOT A COMEDY!!
Posted by earthworm, 19:07, 18th April 2003:
 
Hey, I just posted my first b3ta.com posting!!!

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Posted by chandler, 21:51, 18th April 2003:
 
why did you edit the post 5 times, changing the image size each time and then remove it altogether? :D
Posted by earthworm, 22:02, 18th April 2003:
 
I don't know...

Paranoia... perhaps...


Are you watching me?
Posted by chandler, 22:13, 18th April 2003:
 
:D
Posted by earthworm, 22:18, 18th April 2003:
 
I just thought it was cool when I came up with something that some people liked and commented on...

:D
Posted by chandler, 22:28, 18th April 2003:
 
cool and exciting
Posted by earthworm, 22:34, 18th April 2003:
 
yeah...

I have just been watching Perfect Blue on DVD and you're starting to freak me out...

:D
Posted by earthworm, 22:34, 18th April 2003:
 
and I'm editing things to irritate you now!!

see...
Posted by chandler, 22:53, 18th April 2003:
 
:)
Posted by earthworm, 23:19, 18th April 2003:
 
:>
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 01:14, 23rd June 2003:
 
OHHHHH BOY

the lucidity
is in the house
Posted by Miki, 13:21, 21st April 2004:
 
*bump* for Brock
Posted by Uncle Moc, 13:24, 22nd April 2004:
 
Yea! Fork in eye!!