Discussion » Mmmm, Smoke. Tasty. Mmm.

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Posted by Doctor Lucid, 20:02, 17th April 2003:
 

Poll:

  • Bee and H,
  • Marlboro Lights.
  • Dirty Golden Vag roll ups
  • Silk Cut
  • Ten Sovrin, thank you kindly.
  • Like to puff on my pipe.
  • Cigar-ny Weaver
  • Something menthol flavoured
  • Berkeley Superkings
  • Royals - you get 24 in a pack!
And, saying "Oooh no, I don't smoke" is not an appropriate response to this question. Because it's a, if you had to smoke a fag, or, like, be shot, then what would it be. That means that if you smoke already, it's probably going to be your favourite brand, and not that much of a difficult choice to make, and for those who don't, it just works out as the lesser of two evils.

Oh, and anyone who says "Apathy Vote" would probably get shot, in those circumstances.
Posted by Redmaiden, 20:03, 17th April 2003:
 
yeah dirty vags rule!
Posted by chandler, 20:15, 17th April 2003:
 
where is the "Shadow-on-the-Lung-X-Ray" brand?
Posted by Miki, 21:00, 17th April 2003:
 
I choose being shot, it's quicker :)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 21:01, 17th April 2003:
 
Where are Embassy no 1 and the mighty Regal kingsize?
Posted by beargod, 21:32, 17th April 2003:
 
I would prefer to be shot, its better for you, I have never taken a drag in my life so I wouldn't have a clue, I would probably go for the one my Grandad smoked cos I passivlty smoked that alot
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:04, 17th April 2003:
 
I also like the Chinese brands Double Happiness and Baisha (coz they bash your lungs for only 10p)
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 01:06, 18th April 2003:
 
"I'd rather be shot" counts as the same as "Oooh, I don't smoke". Miki, choose again. Chandler, I think they're Canadian ones you're thinking of. Victor, I reckon they'd fit in with the "Ten Sov'rin" category. Redmaiden, not just dirty Vag, but Golden Vag. Was that a B & H vote? It also stands for Brighton and Hove. Beargod, it could be Woodbines.

Keep smoking...
Posted by Sul, 11:13, 18th April 2003:
 
10 Sovs for me. I am a kent pikey after all.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:14, 18th April 2003:
 
It gotta be the Malboro Lights!
Posted by earthworm, 11:15, 18th April 2003:
 
Boo!! I don't like smokin'
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:15, 18th April 2003:
 
Used to smoke B&H but they were killing me
Posted by Reverend Dan, 12:12, 18th April 2003:
 
Camel Lights! and when in holland, camel medium, and camel full flavour in fucking 25-packs.
Posted by 100% kitten, 18:23, 21st April 2003:
 
Bee & H for the full tarly goodness when I've just been paid. 10 sovrins for the other 29 days in a month, as I too am a bit of a pikey.
Posted by arsepuppy, 08:32, 22nd April 2003:
 
Has to be Marly Lights.

Used to do the old B&H when I was 14. The "Fisher-Price Fag", or the "Ready Brek Fag" (Central Heating for Kids) as they were sometimes known by errr... me.
Posted by jim, 18:14, 30th April 2003:
 
[edited cos we have another loser] want to fight saddam will beat you up
Posted by chandler, 18:16, 30th April 2003:
 
but as this thread is back up, Reddy has given up smoking.
cos she's sweeet
Posted by chandler, 18:20, 30th April 2003:
 
sorry
Posted by beargod, 18:50, 30th April 2003:
 
YAY thats good well done emma
Posted by Redmaiden, 19:38, 30th April 2003:
 
yeh since saturday! Thank god for nicotine patches though!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 20:31, 30th April 2003:
 
good work reddy, my record is two and a half months, can you beat it?
Posted by Sul, 20:49, 30th April 2003:
 
hehehe. My record is 2 weeks. :)
Posted by chandler, 20:54, 30th April 2003:
 
emma's never smoking again! she's got something better.
Posted by Sul, 20:58, 30th April 2003:
 
She's found a shop that does 10 stella for £2.01??? Point me in that direction and let me walk 'til I find it baby!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 21:03, 30th April 2003:
 
Hell Yeah!

gtg now, Mad Max 3 is on.
Posted by chandler, 21:08, 30th April 2003:
 
:D
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 14:01, 9th August 2003:
 
So, who's still smokin? and who's chewing up nicotine patches?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 14:02, 9th August 2003:
 
apparently you place them on your tongue and then chew them up and the effects are much better than just sticking them on you
Posted by Redmaiden, 23:30, 9th August 2003:
 
I'm still not smoking but still chewing yummy nicotine gum, I have developed an addiction to it, nicotine patches didn't work for me
Posted by beardybuck, 22:58, 10th August 2003:
 
Marlboro Reds. Theres a proper smoke. Yummmm . Hmmmmmm.

Havent had one in three years, and still crave at least four or five times a day. :/
Posted by reitsma, 00:21, 11th August 2003:
 
i would like to start smoking, but can't handle it.

i figure i'll start on some patches and gum, to build up an addiction, and go from there.