Discussion » S Club Splitting Up Thing......

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Posted by arsepuppy, 08:38, 22nd April 2003:
 
Apparently now S Club have split up, the S Club Juniors will now be called S Club 8.......

What if one leaves???? ARGGH!!! My fuggin' head hurts.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 08:39, 22nd April 2003:
 
but..eh...who fuckin cares?
Posted by arsepuppy, 08:41, 22nd April 2003:
 
But if one leaves, they'll be called S Club 7!!!!

Fuckers.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:15, 22nd April 2003:
 
I care, no more s-club, nina simone's dead whats the third one gonna be?
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:25, 22nd April 2003:
 
Glenn Medeiros.
Posted by chandler, 09:26, 22nd April 2003:
 
i wish it had been the other way around. S-club dying and Nina Simone um, breaking up.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:28, 22nd April 2003:
 
When did Nina Simone die?
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:29, 22nd April 2003:
 
Last night I think. Possibly in a "shitting on microphone" related incident. Or not.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:31, 22nd April 2003:
 
arrgghh, i am gutted...i really like Nina Simone, she is a legend!

I think i shall make my team do a minute silence at 12 in respect.
Posted by chandler, 09:35, 22nd April 2003:
 
i know, i was a bit sad yesterday about it. :(
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:40, 22nd April 2003:
 
I thought "shitting on a microphone" was that whore Lauren Hill.

Maybe it will be seal next.
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:44, 22nd April 2003:
 
Nah, but Lauryn Hill used it as a lyric once. I think the line went: "I'll be like Nina Simone, defecating on a microphone". It was in "Ready Or Not". Not my kind of thing, but there you go. I liked Nina though. Her dying didn't affect me as she was out of the public eye, was "of age", and was not exactly in great health, so there were no surprises there.

*awaits lynch mob*

But yeah, fucking Seal. He should jump the queue ahead of Medeiros.
Posted by chandler, 09:46, 22nd April 2003:
 
no thats true. Nina had a good innings as they say. its not as if she died in a tragic lawn or gardening accident.
Posted by chandler, 09:54, 22nd April 2003:
 
another fiver (spiritual money this time) if you can name that song reference
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:55, 22nd April 2003:
 
She was getting a bit 'mental' in her old age, i remember reading an article regarding her coming on stage and shouting at some american audience about racism..
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:56, 22nd April 2003:
 
"Love Is Contagious" - Taja Seville
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:58, 22nd April 2003:
 
Speaking of songs, i 'wrote' a new song for rosie, wanna hear it?
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:00, 22nd April 2003:
 
Woo! is this going to be a lyrics game???

I've got one:

"I wanna fuck U so bad it hurts, it hurts, it hurts
Ooh, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna fuck U
Yeah, I wanna, I wanna, ooh, I wanna fuck U
Look here martian, I'm not sayin' this just 2 be nasty
I sincerely wanna fuck the taste outta your mouth
Can U relate? "

Yeah. Pure poetry.
Posted by chandler, 10:00, 22nd April 2003:
 
yes please vic
Posted by chandler, 10:01, 22nd April 2003:
 
no ones got the "died in a tragic lawn or gardening accident" lyric yet.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:02, 22nd April 2003:
 
Dammit ap, have you been looking in my songbook again?

Ok Chay, but its good enough to require a post all of its own.
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:03, 22nd April 2003:
 
hahaha!
Posted by bangabongo, 10:07, 22nd April 2003:
 
arsepuppy - it's Let's Pretend We're Married by Prince. Off 1999 - top album!! There are some pretty choice lyrics on Dirty Mind too...
Can you relate?!!!
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:08, 22nd April 2003:
 
Nice one! didn't think anyone would get that!

Dirty Mind is quality too. But am really into Controversy at the moment.
Posted by RUSS, 10:12, 22nd April 2003:
 
s club splitting up is a bad thing for music because it means they will all go solo, which means there will be 7 times the amount of shite!
Posted by bangabongo, 10:13, 22nd April 2003:
 
Sexuality is a good one. 'You don't need no money, you don't need no clothes, the second coming, anything goes!' Hehehe
Also Private Joy is great. 'Such a such a pretty toy' Mmmm, wonder what he's on about, eh?!

I love Prince - his music is sexy but also a bit tongue in cheek and jokey. He can take the piss out of himself. God knows, everyone else does!

Love Bob George on the Black Album where he goes - Prince, the skinny motherfucker with the high voice?! Fab.
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:14, 22nd April 2003:
 
...or just 6 as the tubby one left to join a skater band...
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:17, 22nd April 2003:
 
Still don't have the Black Album. I need that, "Graffiti Bridge, "Batman OST", "For You" and "Prince", then I'll have the whole lot.
Posted by bangabongo, 10:20, 22nd April 2003:
 
I only have the Black Album on vinyl so I could tape it for you if you want? It was limited when it came out on CD and I didn't manage to get a copy.
I have Graffiti Bridge and For You on CD if you wanted a tape/mini disc of them? Let me know, wouldn't be a problem.
I really like For You and Black Album but find Graffiti Bridge a bit duff. Some good tracks but mainly duff! Just my opinion like...
Posted by beargod, 10:29, 22nd April 2003:
 
RUSS there were only 6 of them thats why recently they have been called S club, one of the blokes left, and Rachel doing a solo thing would be good cos she would be on camera all the time when she performs, rather then seeing all of them. all you have to do then is turn the volume off
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:30, 22nd April 2003:
 
I prefer Tina.




*scarpers*
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:31, 22nd April 2003:
 
Bangabonga: Yeah, that'd be cool if you could.
Posted by cal, 10:32, 22nd April 2003:
 
hannah is best. this is offical
Posted by bangabongo, 10:39, 22nd April 2003:
 
arsepuppy - ok! do you want a tape or mini disc of Graffiti Bridge and For You?
Will have to be a crackly tape of vinyl I'm afraid for the Black Album! Still worth it as it is great!
Let me know and I'll sort it asap.

As to S Club 7, most of the lads I know fancy Rachel...
Posted by Sul, 10:39, 22nd April 2003:
 
I concur with Cal. Hannah all the way, the petite little cock monkey.
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:41, 22nd April 2003:
 
She looks like a Dickensian male street urchin though!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:45, 22nd April 2003:
 
I hear you can get the pair for three grand a night.
Posted by beargod, 10:46, 22nd April 2003:
 
I don't mind hannah, but they both wear too much make up
Posted by Sul, 10:51, 22nd April 2003:
 
AP: That's how I like 'em
Vic: I feel another bank loan coming on
Posted by Sul, 10:52, 22nd April 2003:
 
BG: Wouldnt you love to have that makeup stain your pillow case though?
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:57, 22nd April 2003:
 
Bangabongo: It'll have to be tapes. Don't have the luxury of minidisc yet...
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:59, 22nd April 2003:
 
nor, apparently CD's.
Posted by RUSS, 11:00, 22nd April 2003:
 
last year i was at britney spears' premier of her movie, pissed as a fart on the free booze blowing kisses at hannah across the room, she ran across and i got a right ear bashing, me and me buddies was pissing ourselves it was brilliant
Posted by bangabongo, 13:30, 22nd April 2003:
 
Ok arsepuppy. It can be done!
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:33, 22nd April 2003:
 
cool.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:36, 22nd April 2003:
 
FL: I've done your CD's, will try and send them tomorrow. Left 'em at home accidentally and it's cheaper to send stuff from work. hehe.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:23, 22nd April 2003:
 
AP, so you will need my address to send them too....

Euan Reid
1086 Pollokshaws Road
Shawlands
Glasgow
G41 3XA
Posted by November Eclectica, 14:28, 22nd April 2003:
 
Aye when did Nina Simone die? That makes me very sad. I only have one of her CD's. I've been looking for more though. I really enjoy her music. This is very sad news.

FL: I now have your address. *wicked grin*
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:42, 22nd April 2003:
 
LOL..damn! ;o)

So what you going to send me then? Oh, and she died in her sleep Sunday night.
Posted by November Eclectica, 14:46, 22nd April 2003:
 
A post card. I wouldn't send anything to upset your girlfriend. That is very sad. My friend just sent me the article about it.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:47, 22nd April 2003:
 
Ahah, now thanks to the wonders of cut and paste i have a new name and address to log into porn sites and commit credit card fraud :)

(note to chay, sorry about all this editing, i think i have some kind of mental thing going on)
Posted by Miki, 14:49, 22nd April 2003:
 
nov did you ever get my postcard ?
Posted by chandler, 14:49, 22nd April 2003:
 
:)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:03, 22nd April 2003:
 
Cool Nov, i shall look forward to the postcard
Posted by November Eclectica, 15:47, 22nd April 2003:
 
Miki .. yes I did. Thank you. Have you gotten the one I sent you yet?
Posted by Miki, 17:12, 22nd April 2003:
 
excellent timing ! your postcard was waiting for me just now :)
thanks !
Posted by Sul, 17:16, 22nd April 2003:
 
Miki: Have you ever been to De Bier Tempel? If so have you seen my top-notch-absolutley-fucking-brilliant stella lighter?

Edit: Miki's from just outside of amsterdam not belgium, STUPID SUL! STUPID STUPID SUL! STOP INHALING THE BUTANE!

Sorry all. I feel silly now
Posted by Miki, 17:24, 22nd April 2003:
 
s alright sweety calm down :)
Posted by chandler, 17:30, 22nd April 2003:
 
my god Sul you are dumb
Posted by November Eclectica, 17:33, 22nd April 2003:
 
You're Welcome Miki.
Posted by Sul, 17:34, 22nd April 2003:
 
I know :( Its just that I'm so excited about my lighter. Sorry. I'll heat up the lid and burn an impression into my upper arm. In the meantime can you do something similar for all the crap youve said recently?
Posted by chandler, 17:35, 22nd April 2003:
 
I Love Emma and I dont care if it makes you all vomit your guts up!

:)
Posted by Miki, 17:36, 22nd April 2003:
 
chay: dont be mean to Sul !
Posted by chandler, 17:38, 22nd April 2003:
 
:D but it's so Fun
Posted by Sul, 17:38, 22nd April 2003:
 
Its ok, Miki, he can be as mean as he likes. As long as he isnt making me spew I'm happy.
Posted by chandler, 17:39, 22nd April 2003:
 
well i will try to keep the worst of the spew material off here and keep it on MSN.
Posted by RUSS, 17:49, 22nd April 2003:
 
is it for real?
i thought it was a piss take
Posted by beargod, 18:01, 22nd April 2003:
 
Is which one for real RUSS?
Posted by chandler, 18:07, 22nd April 2003:
 
the me&em thing is real, Vicky and Rosie? well you'll need to ask them
Posted by Victor Menendez, 18:13, 22nd April 2003:
 
Sul and Rosie! whats going on!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Posted by chandler, 18:17, 22nd April 2003:
 
whoops, i totally changed time again
£$^%&&**(*(*(*^%£&
Posted by Victor Menendez, 18:20, 22nd April 2003:
 
Im not fooled that easily. SUUULLLLL!
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:58, 22nd April 2003:
 
yeh Chay and I are all real :)
Posted by chandler, 20:37, 22nd April 2003:
 
she's all woman
Posted by Victor Menendez, 21:13, 22nd April 2003:
 
Does that mean 'she may not be a lady'?

sorry, doing the song lyric thing again.
Posted by Sul, 22:06, 22nd April 2003:
 
oh god, has there been time changing again? What have I done now?
Posted by earthworm, 22:09, 22nd April 2003:
 
?
Posted by Sul, 22:15, 22nd April 2003:
 
me too earthworm, me too. I'll have to wait il tomorrow to find out what went on.
Posted by earthworm, 22:17, 22nd April 2003:
 
okey dokey...

is everyone at work tomorrow??
Posted by beargod, 22:19, 22nd April 2003:
 
yep, I wanna go back to school, or work on a farm
Posted by earthworm, 22:22, 22nd April 2003:
 
What do you do?
Posted by Sul, 22:22, 22nd April 2003:
 
Yeah, work is shit but the quiz is on thursday night! Rock on The Umm Qsar Superstars, perhaps they'll promote me for my witty team name alone ay?
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:23, 22nd April 2003:
 
I'm a lady most of the time
Posted by earthworm, 22:23, 22nd April 2003:
 
I still liked 'ken dods dads dogs dead'...
Posted by earthworm, 22:24, 22nd April 2003:
 
or 'joss acklands spunky backpack'
Posted by chandler, 22:25, 22nd April 2003:
 
sometimes she's an animal
Posted by earthworm, 22:27, 22nd April 2003:
 
what kind of animal?
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:37, 22nd April 2003:
 
please don't say chipmunk in this instance, it doesn't make me look like a sexual beast
Posted by earthworm, 22:39, 22nd April 2003:
 
the stripes down your back could be though... not sure about the tail...
Posted by earthworm, 22:39, 22nd April 2003:
 
go faster stripes and all...
Posted by chandler, 22:51, 22nd April 2003:
 
:)
no "chipmunk" is when we are being cute.
so another sort of beast. not sure what
Posted by Victor Menendez, 22:52, 22nd April 2003:
 
A BADGER!
Posted by earthworm, 22:58, 22nd April 2003:
 
a zebra? a sloth? a meercat? a koala?
Posted by Sul, 23:02, 22nd April 2003:
 
a dog?

sorry, didnt mean that, it was just one of those things that came to mind that I had to say then felt bad about it so wrote this apology but posted it anyway
Posted by chandler, 23:33, 22nd April 2003:
 
nice sul. she isnt a dog. she cant be a badger cos a mate at school was called badger. maybe a randy meercat
Posted by Redmaiden, 23:44, 22nd April 2003:
 
I'm holding my tongue
Posted by Miki, 23:46, 22nd April 2003:
 
am sure chay would like to hold it for you :D
Posted by beargod, 23:46, 22nd April 2003:
 
in his bum cheeks
Posted by Davis D, 23:51, 22nd April 2003:
 
if all ya women like sexy men go to clean fun (it don't gotta be clean;)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 23:56, 22nd April 2003:
 
Ah, takes me back to the heady days of my first sentance.
Posted by Davis D, 23:59, 22nd April 2003:
 
r u an ass puppy
Posted by chandler, 00:06, 23rd April 2003:
 
beargod! thats gross
Posted by Davis D, 00:06, 23rd April 2003:
 
anwser me arsepuppy
Posted by chandler, 00:29, 23rd April 2003:
 
he isnt online you idiot. this isnt a live chat thing
Posted by Redmaiden, 00:33, 23rd April 2003:
 
I'm not into rimming, unlike you beargod
Posted by beargod, 08:13, 23rd April 2003:
 
Everything goes for me, feltching, everything
Posted by arsepuppy, 08:29, 23rd April 2003:
 
I am not an arsepuppy. It's just an unfortunate name. Are you a Davis D?
Posted by cal, 08:31, 23rd April 2003:
 
Ah, takes me back to the heady days of my first sentance.


quote of the week!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:45, 23rd April 2003:
 
Thank you, i'm here all week.
Posted by beargod, 10:46, 23rd April 2003:
 
every week