Discussion » girls hair part II

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Posted by RUSS, 15:07, 22nd April 2003:
 

Poll:

  • shaven haven
  • brazillian
  • landing strip
  • neatly trimmed
  • bushy
  • others....specify
  • apathy
well?
Posted by RUSS, 15:19, 22nd April 2003:
 
how can you vote apathy?
you must have a favourite
Posted by Sul, 15:23, 22nd April 2003:
 
When you're as desperate as me you dont care at all RUSS. :/
Posted by chandler, 15:23, 22nd April 2003:
 
:)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:25, 22nd April 2003:
 
Its an obvious choice i think ;)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:27, 22nd April 2003:
 
Also, is brazilian not the same as landing strip?
Posted by Sul, 15:29, 22nd April 2003:
 
Not at all. A landing strip is thicker.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:29, 22nd April 2003:
 
FL: I thought that too.
Posted by Rosie, 15:30, 22nd April 2003:
 
how do you lot know so much about this then?
Posted by RUSS, 15:32, 22nd April 2003:
 
it's called porn, rosie available in every high street in the land ;-)
Posted by Rosie, 15:33, 22nd April 2003:
 
Oh right.




YUK.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:36, 22nd April 2003:
 
please god tell me that YUK wasn't aimed at porn.
Posted by Sul, 15:36, 22nd April 2003:
 
Yes rosie, it will spoil our whole perception of you!
Posted by Rosie, 15:50, 22nd April 2003:
 
I'm not really a big porn fan to tell the truth.

i think its funny and it just starts me giggling.

Why would ppl wanna sit and watch it on the telly? Why not just go out and do it?
Posted by beargod, 15:51, 22nd April 2003:
 
cos some people can't Rosie
Posted by Rosie, 15:52, 22nd April 2003:
 
Everybody can go out and get laid if they want to.
Posted by Sul, 15:53, 22nd April 2003:
 
and prostitues are currently forming a group to sue me for loss of earnings so they're off the cards. Apparently after having sex with me it puts you off for life. Its weird because I enjoyed it.
Posted by Rosie, 15:54, 22nd April 2003:
 
Oh bless you sul! I bet your not that bad in bed!

;)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:54, 22nd April 2003:
 
To quote some famous funny person whos name i can't remember, "Masturbation is just sex with someone i love"
Posted by Rosie, 15:56, 22nd April 2003:
 
I'm not saying wanking is shit. I mean it can help "oil the wheels" - if you get what I mean. But I don't understand the mucky video/magazine thing.
Posted by Sul, 15:56, 22nd April 2003:
 
Oh Rosie I could show you thing or two about how not to do it I can tell you ;)
Posted by Sul, 15:57, 22nd April 2003:
 
An aid to the imagination that we'd rather not use. To quote MBB - "Just grab your favourite mag and yank your plank".
Posted by RUSS, 16:02, 22nd April 2003:
 
apparently, it is different for men and women though, your mob rosie like to make up fantasies and think about stuff, whilst we like to look at neked ladies
Posted by Rosie, 16:04, 22nd April 2003:
 
My fella says he never has a barclays.

is he telling me the truth?

( I don't care either way )
Posted by chandler, 16:05, 22nd April 2003:
 
hahhaha. he's a lier
Posted by Rosie, 16:06, 22nd April 2003:
 
do you think so?
Posted by beargod, 16:06, 22nd April 2003:
 
liar chay and Rosie he is saying never ever or never since you?
Posted by Rosie, 16:08, 22nd April 2003:
 
never "on his own".

I mean, i've seen him do it - but you know, we were in bed and stuff.
Posted by Sul, 16:08, 22nd April 2003:
 
He's lying his ginger arse off Rosie. Its built into a blokes system. We cant stop ourselves.
Posted by Rosie, 16:10, 22nd April 2003:
 
oh.

the bullshitting bastard.

i don't even care. but he could at least own up to it when I ask him.
Posted by beargod, 16:12, 22nd April 2003:
 
yeah kick his nuts in for lying to you rosie
Posted by Rosie, 16:13, 22nd April 2003:
 
Oh! I don't care.

I wank off in the bath and don't tell him about it.
Posted by beargod, 16:15, 22nd April 2003:
 
Well you should take pictures and put them on the internet, or maybe a film
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:17, 22nd April 2003:
 
but i bet he knows!
Posted by Rosie, 16:19, 22nd April 2003:
 
No he doesn't.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:23, 22nd April 2003:
 
are you sure? I would know...
Posted by RUSS, 16:24, 22nd April 2003:
 
how do you know? he may be in a forum full of women discussing what they get up to
Posted by Rosie, 16:24, 22nd April 2003:
 
How? How could you possibly know if some one was wanking in the bath?

I don't leave the door open or anything...
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:26, 22nd April 2003:
 
Going for a piss afterwards theres a certain 'something' in the air..its like you can smell it. *snigger*
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:26, 22nd April 2003:
 
Sorry, i havent talked so much pish in a while..
Posted by Rosie, 16:28, 22nd April 2003:
 
you fibber.

you had me worried there for a second!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:29, 22nd April 2003:
 
LOL..sorry Rosie, i am bored at work.
Posted by Rosie, 16:40, 22nd April 2003:
 
your forgiven.

Hey, nov is trying to get into your pants, you lucky bastard.
Posted by RUSS, 16:41, 22nd April 2003:
 
the only that is stopping them is 3000 miles
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:52, 22nd April 2003:
 
I know...but we can work around that ;D
Posted by November Eclectica, 17:06, 22nd April 2003:
 
That we can, that we can. It is called an airline ticket. :) Or we can just play with ourselves while on the tele talking dirty.
Posted by chandler, 17:09, 22nd April 2003:
 
on the tele? you're not going to broadcast are you Nov?
Posted by beargod, 17:10, 22nd April 2003:
 
I wanna watch
Posted by November Eclectica, 17:11, 22nd April 2003:
 
Hell no. That is between me and him.
Posted by beargod, 17:14, 22nd April 2003:
 
But if it is on the tele how can you stop us, just tune it in to the right station
Posted by chandler, 17:17, 22nd April 2003:
 
Tele = Television
Phone = Telephone

:)
Posted by beargod, 17:19, 22nd April 2003:
 
chandler=funny one from friends
chay=doesn't
Posted by chandler, 17:21, 22nd April 2003:
 
um right
Posted by Redmaiden, 19:03, 22nd April 2003:
 
no chay is fucking funny too :D
Posted by Redmaiden, 19:15, 22nd April 2003:
 
who voted for bushy? (no jokes about the president please)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 19:33, 22nd April 2003:
 
dammit, i had a shitload of jokes for that.
Posted by beargod, 20:00, 22nd April 2003:
 
Chay might be funny to you red but the rest of us he is boring
Posted by chandler, 20:21, 22nd April 2003:
 
yeah yeah beargod and you try too damned hard to be "wacky" and "krazy" :P
"whooo i'm beargod I'm a bit mad i am"
(like that Colin guy in the fast show with the "wacky" ties.)

so nah nah neeh nah nah
Posted by earthworm, 20:36, 22nd April 2003:
 
ARGHHHHHH - Sarah is listening to the White Stripes AGAIN!!!

Kill me please - someone!!
Posted by beargod, 20:36, 22nd April 2003:
 
I don't try, the "Trying too hard" bit that I show that comes naturally
Posted by chandler, 20:55, 22nd April 2003:
 
:)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 21:09, 22nd April 2003:
 
I find you highly hilarious BG, its that chay whos a bit of a tool.
Posted by chandler, 21:28, 22nd April 2003:
 
:P
Posted by earthworm, 21:34, 22nd April 2003:
 
[star removed by chay cos you didnt earn that one]
:)
Posted by earthworm, 21:34, 22nd April 2003:
 
haha
Posted by chandler, 21:39, 22nd April 2003:
 
stop giving yourself stars. you have to EARN them!
Posted by chandler, 21:48, 22nd April 2003:
 
haha whoops i edited same time you did!!! sorry!
Posted by earthworm, 21:50, 22nd April 2003:
 
BOOO!!!
Posted by chandler, 21:51, 22nd April 2003:
 
:D
Posted by chandler, 21:51, 22nd April 2003:
 
horrifle
Posted by chandler, 21:51, 22nd April 2003:
 
whoops wrong window
Posted by earthworm, 21:59, 22nd April 2003:
 
hmmm...yey
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:09, 22nd April 2003:
 
Chay has a very nice tool oops..
Posted by beargod, 22:10, 22nd April 2003:
 
Thank you Vic
Posted by chandler, 22:16, 22nd April 2003:
 
heehee. and em has a nice toolbox
Posted by earthworm, 09:41, 23rd April 2003:
 
why don't you two star a garage? I'm sure you'll have enought tools for a decent sized tool case!
Posted by chandler, 09:53, 23rd April 2003:
 
"star a garage" is that so we can service the car belonging to the star in a car?
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:07, 23rd April 2003:
 
i voted for bushy. ooh dear.
Posted by earthworm, 10:20, 23rd April 2003:
 
booger... I hate typos...

I meant start... (if you hadn't already guessed...)

Hey, and leave the star in the car out of this...

:)
Posted by Meatwood Flack, around 28th November 2007:
 
*click click*
Posted by Meatwood Flack, around 8th July 2008:
 
Wow. I didn't know Beargod looked like this:

www.epilogue.net/cgi/databa...
Posted by Miki, around 8th July 2008:
 
he doesn't
he's nice and cuddely
Posted by Saltation, around 9th July 2008:
 
and less kebaby