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Posted by Davis D, 23:30, 22nd April 2003:
 
clean fun
Posted by Davis D, 23:33, 22nd April 2003:
 
hey who wanna talk
Posted by beargod, 23:36, 22nd April 2003:
 
I am clean and I could be fun call me on 555-iamadog
Posted by beargod, 23:39, 22nd April 2003:
 
you don't talk much do you
Posted by Davis D, 23:40, 22nd April 2003:
 
shut up bitch halla back
Posted by Davis D, 23:41, 22nd April 2003:
 
wanna talk to some girls
Posted by beargod, 23:41, 22nd April 2003:
 
Sorry, you just said talk so I talked
Posted by Miki, 23:42, 22nd April 2003:
 
Davis D: not gonna happen if you talk to him like that !
Posted by Davis D, 23:44, 22nd April 2003:
 
i'm a sexy guy halla at me ( only if ur a girl)
Posted by beargod, 23:45, 22nd April 2003:
 
I'm not a girl and I have no Idea what halla means is it some weird way of saying hello?
Posted by Davis D, 23:46, 22nd April 2003:
 
HALLA AT ME NOW . I'M SEXY
Posted by Miki, 23:48, 22nd April 2003:
 
you're off your medication
Posted by Davis D, 23:48, 22nd April 2003:
 
who u talkin to
Posted by beargod, 23:48, 22nd April 2003:
 
Are you a viking, how can we send you to valhalla? you need to be a warrior to go there, not sexy
Posted by Davis D, 23:54, 22nd April 2003:
 
i mean halla back youngin'
Posted by Victor Menendez, 23:55, 22nd April 2003:
 
DEMOCRACY!
WHISKY!
SEXY!
Posted by Davis D, 23:58, 22nd April 2003:
 
i'm straight
Posted by Davis D, 00:03, 23rd April 2003:
 
talk to me
Posted by Davis D, 00:08, 23rd April 2003:
 
TALK TO MEeeee [edited to improve the word wrap thing]
Posted by chandler, 00:16, 23rd April 2003:
 
go away
Posted by Davis D, 00:20, 23rd April 2003:
 
what do u meanby that
Posted by Redmaiden, 00:22, 23rd April 2003:
 
halla???? wtf is that?

I'm a sexy lady but I shall only halla at chay (if I knew what it meant)
Posted by amightygoodleader, 00:34, 23rd April 2003:
 
he means halal, halal! Good to see someone adhering to religious food standards
Posted by Redmaiden, 00:36, 23rd April 2003:
 
ooh Bradford has a halal fish and chip shop, that cracks me up everytime I see it
Posted by earthworm, 09:44, 23rd April 2003:
 
Give him a carrott...
Posted by Rosie, 10:34, 23rd April 2003:
 
this guy is odd. its not bloody josh wank is it chay?
Posted by chandler, 10:36, 23rd April 2003:
 
i cant be bothered with the hassle of bothering to find an old jsh post and compare the ip addresses. sorry
Posted by Rosie, 10:37, 23rd April 2003:
 
Lazy bollox.

:P
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:37, 23rd April 2003:
 
Halla Rosie!

You up for clean fun with me?
Posted by Rosie, 10:41, 23rd April 2003:
 
I'm up for anything if you are involved babe!

;)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:48, 23rd April 2003:
 
Who is this Davis D? Just been reading his notes...phew, what a twit.
Posted by chandler, 10:48, 23rd April 2003:
 
rosie - cal banned Jsh Wnks IP address and his log in. so it could only be him if he was on a computer somewhere else. it hink its just some other random weirdo
Posted by Rosie, 10:50, 23rd April 2003:
 
Oh Ok.


( i still have nightmares about that fool!!!)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:50, 23rd April 2003:
 
How about unclean fun?
Posted by earthworm, 10:52, 23rd April 2003:
 
has word wrap gone off?
Posted by Rosie, 10:53, 23rd April 2003:
 
even better!
Posted by beargod, 10:55, 23rd April 2003:
 
he did a long meeeee thing and that killed this thread
Posted by chandler, 10:55, 23rd April 2003:
 
i just edited his meeeeeeeee
Posted by Rosie, 10:55, 23rd April 2003:
 
"he did a long meeee thing" - wtf?
Posted by beargod, 10:56, 23rd April 2003:
 
and it is better now
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:56, 23rd April 2003:
 
Excellent
Posted by beargod, 10:57, 23rd April 2003:
 
Rosie he wrote meeee with lots of e's
Posted by Rosie, 10:58, 23rd April 2003:
 
LOL!

I just pissed myself then!

Fancy writing me with lots of e's!

Twat!

:D
Posted by beargod, 10:59, 23rd April 2003:
 
I think he might have been american, due to him asking if arsepuppy was an ass puppy, and halla must be some southern American term for idiot or something
Posted by Miki, 11:00, 23rd April 2003:
 
he did the meeee etc. thing in the Microsoft Opens Up Windows thread as well
Posted by chandler, 11:02, 23rd April 2003:
 
ok, i'll get on it
Posted by Rosie, 11:03, 23rd April 2003:
 
wayhey!
Posted by chandler, 11:03, 23rd April 2003:
 
done
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:03, 23rd April 2003:
 
Halla Beargod!
Posted by Rosie, 11:05, 23rd April 2003:
 
vic, *******. when you getting a real photo up?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:06, 23rd April 2003:
 
when i get a photo, Thanks for asking though honey-bun.
Posted by Rosie, 11:08, 23rd April 2003:
 
Sorry. Is that better?
Posted by beargod, 11:09, 23rd April 2003:
 
Oi vic thats not very nice
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:10, 23rd April 2003:
 
I think Halla means shout...i think.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:11, 23rd April 2003:
 
oh wait..that's holla, not halla..oh well.
Posted by Rosie, 11:11, 23rd April 2003:
 
what does halla mean then? Is it rude?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:14, 23rd April 2003:
 
Maybe it means hello..or shout out, feck knows..
Posted by t.m., 11:16, 23rd April 2003:
 
Some people have to lay off the crack.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:17, 23rd April 2003:
 
Sorry BG, thats not the way i meant it. in the interests of 'clean fun' lets invent a meaning for the word 'Halla'

Suggestions anyone?
Posted by chandler, 11:19, 23rd April 2003:
 
maybe it is like the sports hall at school
go to hall.a.
Posted by Rosie, 11:19, 23rd April 2003:
 
KFC?

i love kfc..
Posted by beargod, 11:20, 23rd April 2003:
 
KFC is good
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:21, 23rd April 2003:
 
but only the twisters.
Posted by Rosie, 11:21, 23rd April 2003:
 
thats where I spent my 21st birthday - in KFC eating chicken! Cool, eh?


Anyway - What else could halla mean?
Posted by beargod, 11:24, 23rd April 2003:
 
it really does make me think of valhalla when i see it
Posted by Sul, 11:24, 23rd April 2003:
 
Halla is bread isnt it?
Posted by Miki, 11:25, 23rd April 2003:
 
I thought it was like the rap thing "I'll holler" as in shouting/saying hello
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:26, 23rd April 2003:
 
Sul, thats Hallah
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:26, 23rd April 2003:
 
that what i think Miki..
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:27, 23rd April 2003:
 
Halla!
Posted by Miki, 11:27, 23rd April 2003:
 
:)
Posted by beargod, 11:27, 23rd April 2003:
 
Thats what I originally thought but it seemed wrong
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:29, 23rd April 2003:
 
halla as in holla..to shout.
Posted by beargod, 11:30, 23rd April 2003:
 
from dictionary.com dictionary.reference.com/search?q=halla
Posted by beargod, 11:31, 23rd April 2003:
 
can It repreasent a flower that would be cool?
Posted by Sul, 11:59, 23rd April 2003:
 
Couldnt it just be a person to praise when thing go good or horribly wrong.

"You better pray to Halla young man because you are in serious shit"

"Just spoke to the IT boss man. Thank Halla for putting me in the same building as a BDSM loving sys admin"

Or perhaps thats just shit
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:09, 23rd April 2003:
 
its got to be clean fun.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:10, 23rd April 2003:
 
(it dont have to be clean)
Posted by Miki, 12:13, 23rd April 2003:
 
LOL I read that way to many times last night
rosie did you get my e-mail ?
Posted by Rosie, 12:19, 23rd April 2003:
 
oh shit miki, yeah.

here goes....

a song for vic..

Superlove is something that they say is very rare
In the dark, In your world it's everywhere
And I feel like an x x rated movie star
It's the way you love me down
It's the way you love me down
Everytime we kiss you bring out the woman in me
Everytime you holler out my name you set me free
I am a sex-o-matic venus freak when I'm with you
And I will stop it only when you tell me to
I am the automatic easy freak all over you
And I will stop it only when you tell me to.
Posted by Rosie, 12:26, 23rd April 2003:
 
awwww shit miki - i've scared him off now!
Posted by Miki, 12:28, 23rd April 2003:
 
yah I noticed, but he wrote you a new one :D
Posted by Miki, 12:29, 23rd April 2003:
 
Imagine what would have happened if you had included the last verse ....
Posted by Rosie, 12:30, 23rd April 2003:
 
When we seek and hide
When my hands are tied
69 positions and
whip cream all over my skin
lick you from bottom to root
love to get down with you
I am a sex-o-matic venus freak when I'm with you
And I will stop it only when you tell me to
I am the automatic easy freak all over you
And I will stop it only when you tell me to.
Posted by Rosie, 12:31, 23rd April 2003:
 
i'm not licking his bottom though. I dont mind his willy - but i ain't going near no-ones arsehole.
Posted by Miki, 12:31, 23rd April 2003:
 
LOL he's speechless !
Posted by Rosie, 12:35, 23rd April 2003:
 
or revolted.
Posted by Miki, 12:36, 23rd April 2003:
 
pity, back to Disney then :)
Posted by Rosie, 12:36, 23rd April 2003:
 
:(
Posted by beargod, 12:38, 23rd April 2003:
 
sounds a very clean song
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:47, 23rd April 2003:
 
Crikey, just back from dinner to find xxx hardcore action waiting for me, bring it on baby!
Posted by Rosie, 12:51, 23rd April 2003:
 
Yeah!!!
Oi miki - he does wanna do me !!

Harrah!
Posted by Miki, 12:54, 23rd April 2003:
 
thank Halla ! :D

hehe changed time too :D
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:55, 23rd April 2003:
 
HALLA!
Posted by beargod, 12:55, 23rd April 2003:
 
YAY life is good again
Posted by plindoe, 13:07, 23rd April 2003:
 
Victor is getting some wood action, well hurrah!


Good on you FELLA!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:09, 23rd April 2003:
 
thanks MATE!

you cheering on the whites on saturday?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:09, 23rd April 2003:
 
Thats football by the way, not some national front type thing.
Posted by November Eclectica, 13:22, 23rd April 2003:
 
I don't know about the rest of you girls, but when a guys says talk to me, I normally ignore him. I only talk dirty to my baby, Foghorn Leghorn.
Posted by plindoe, 13:32, 23rd April 2003:
 
SUPER! SUPER WHITES!
SUPER! SUPER WHITES!
SUPER! SUPER WHITES!
COME ON FUCKING BOLTON!

:)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:52, 23rd April 2003:
 
YOURI YOURI YOURI

when a guy asks you to talk to him you normally ignore him?
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:54, 23rd April 2003:
 
Ah! The man known in Bristol as "Jerk I Off".
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:55, 23rd April 2003:
 
And don't forget Jay-Jay, plays so nice they named him twice.
Posted by RUSS, 14:13, 23rd April 2003:
 
west ham will stay up bolton are doing the nationwide tour
Posted by plindoe, 14:14, 23rd April 2003:
 
All cockneys will die (not really, but want to sould like a hard northern footy fan!)
Posted by Rosie, 14:15, 23rd April 2003:
 
I'm going to watch chelsea v fulham on saturday. Anyone want me to get them a programme?
Posted by RUSS, 14:17, 23rd April 2003:
 
very forward thinking of you plindoe, yes all cockneys will die.
so will you.
Posted by plindoe, 14:24, 23rd April 2003:
 
Like I said I was fookin aboot!

(why dont southerners get the witty northern humour?)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:27, 23rd April 2003:
 
cos they are all a bunch of Lambeth walking, knees-up-muvver-brown, my old mans a dustman, shandy drinking, jellied eel eating, never been north of watford, cahhhnts from the saaaarf.
Posted by RUSS, 14:28, 23rd April 2003:
 
i did understand (just) i was also attempting to be humorous
Posted by Rosie, 14:37, 23rd April 2003:
 
vic where was you born?
Posted by beargod, 14:40, 23rd April 2003:
 
I am a northerner, but i have spent most of my life in the south, what does that make me?
Posted by jeff, 14:42, 23rd April 2003:
 
lucky
Posted by plindoe, 14:43, 23rd April 2003:
 
misunderstood
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:45, 23rd April 2003:
 
I was born in Bolton but my family now live in north manchester, worryingly close to plindoe except he lives in boothstown.
Posted by chandler, 14:49, 23rd April 2003:
 
jeff: :D
Posted by plindoe, 14:50, 23rd April 2003:
 
Ellenbrook mate, fuck off with your shitty boothstown, I dont wear shellsuit pants tucked into my socks with rockports on me feet
Posted by plindoe, 14:51, 23rd April 2003:
 
...but soon to be living in swinton
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:51, 23rd April 2003:
 
Bloody southerners.
Posted by RUSS, 14:52, 23rd April 2003:
 
f**king northern monkeys
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:53, 23rd April 2003:
 
F'ing english.....nah, too much.
Posted by RUSS, 14:54, 23rd April 2003:
 
oi
Posted by jeff, 14:55, 23rd April 2003:
 
welsh c*nt
Posted by Miki, 14:56, 23rd April 2003:
 
don't mind me I'm from 'the continent' :)
Posted by RUSS, 14:57, 23rd April 2003:
 
we like holland, it's nice, you're lucky
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:57, 23rd April 2003:
 
tum te tum

oops etc
Posted by Miki, 15:00, 23rd April 2003:
 
:D come visit all
Posted by chandler, 15:02, 23rd April 2003:
 
ok! can me and emma come and stay? when are you free?
Posted by RUSS, 15:05, 23rd April 2003:
 
i want to see your windmill and mouse with clogs on
Posted by jeff, 15:06, 23rd April 2003:
 
i'm dutch! kinda... well my mum is.. she's an alien.. can i come visit? i've never been to my homeland..
Posted by Miki, 15:08, 23rd April 2003:
 
chay: yes you can, pick a time
RUSS: ehhh, sorry to dissapoint you on both counts :D
jeff: yay! come on over I'll show you around
Posted by chandler, 15:09, 23rd April 2003:
 
yay, thanks miki you're great.
we could go to De Efteling or that zoo place with the monkeys
i like the zoo with the monkeys and they have cute little clogs on
Posted by RUSS, 15:09, 23rd April 2003:
 
there must be mice with clogs on.....
they wrote a song about it!?!
Posted by RUSS, 15:10, 23rd April 2003:
 
and you could get a massive lighter like sul's.
Posted by chandler, 15:11, 23rd April 2003:
 
the monkeys have clogs RUSS in the zoo and so do the zoo keepers. you should see the elephants clogs. they are sooo funny.
Posted by Miki, 15:12, 23rd April 2003:
 
hehehe @ chay
yeah monkeys with clogs on ...
the Efteling is great

RUSS eh yah sure, you're right, I probably havent found them yet (even though I lived in Amsterdam for about 5 years)
Posted by Miki, 15:15, 23rd April 2003:
 
RUSS is friday your last day ?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:15, 23rd April 2003:
 
Hey Miki, i should be going to Amsterdam sometime next month..is it far from you? If not, come and meet in a cafe for some coffee..
Posted by plindoe, 15:16, 23rd April 2003:
 
While the cats away...


...there'll be no shit behind the door!
Posted by Miki, 15:18, 23rd April 2003:
 
FL: I'd love to ! yay !
it's not that far
Posted by samhandwich, 15:18, 23rd April 2003:
 
yay, im new! and my friend has a giant lighter.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:19, 23rd April 2003:
 
Cool..my mate works for Nike in Amsterdam (new trainers for me, woo) and he is totally mental so it should be good fun.
Posted by Miki, 15:19, 23rd April 2003:
 
LOL but is it a Stella one ?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:19, 23rd April 2003:
 
Hello samhandwich! And congrats to your friend with the big lighter! :D
Posted by Miki, 15:20, 23rd April 2003:
 
FL: Sounds terrific :D
you staying with him for a while ?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:21, 23rd April 2003:
 
Miki, about a week i think. Well if i can last that long.
Posted by Rosie, 15:21, 23rd April 2003:
 
hello samhandwich!
Posted by Miki, 15:22, 23rd April 2003:
 
FL: what do you mean 'last that long' ?
Posted by Miki, 15:22, 23rd April 2003:
 
sorry rude: hi samhandwich :)
Posted by samhandwich, 15:23, 23rd April 2003:
 
hello there! i wonder if you can get giant fags to go with them?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:23, 23rd April 2003:
 
He is a big time smoker, so i doubt i will be awake for more than 5 hours a day.
Posted by Miki, 15:23, 23rd April 2003:
 
sorry, don't smoke :)
I chose the 'get shot' option
(see poll)
Posted by Miki, 15:24, 23rd April 2003:
 
haha that answer goes for FL and samhandwich
Posted by samhandwich, 15:25, 23rd April 2003:
 
hehe, neither do i, was just curious :)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:27, 23rd April 2003:
 
Giant fags? You can get them in France but they aint very nice.
Posted by beargod, 15:27, 23rd April 2003:
 
Hi samhandwich
Posted by chandler, 15:28, 23rd April 2003:
 
miki! why arnt you on yahoooo!
Posted by samhandwich, 15:28, 23rd April 2003:
 
i cant help the thought of a giant julian clary or someone popping up every time i see 'giant fag', maybe i should've said cigarette.
edit: erm, euphamisms ahoy!
Posted by Miki, 15:28, 23rd April 2003:
 
am going to city hall to collect my new passport and id-card now
talk to you all later :)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:28, 23rd April 2003:
 
LOL
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:29, 23rd April 2003:
 
cya Miki
Posted by Miki, 15:29, 23rd April 2003:
 
chay: coz I have been on the phone most of the day
did you miss me :D
Posted by Miki, 15:30, 23rd April 2003:
 
cya FL :)
Posted by RUSS, 15:32, 23rd April 2003:
 
yes i leaving friday
Posted by samhandwich, 15:32, 23rd April 2003:
 
have fun!why do you need a new passport anywho?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:32, 23rd April 2003:
 
Thats right...

Where you going again RUSS?
Posted by plindoe, 15:35, 23rd April 2003:
 
giant fags, they all live down south!
Posted by beargod, 15:35, 23rd April 2003:
 
We have missed you MIKI
Posted by samhandwich, 15:36, 23rd April 2003:
 
hmm, i live in the middle, is that a good thing or bad?
Posted by chandler, 15:37, 23rd April 2003:
 
Miki: yes, im bored!
Posted by samhandwich, 15:39, 23rd April 2003:
 
oooh, apparently halla man wanted to be bulldozed!
Posted by beargod, 15:41, 23rd April 2003:
 
is that what halla means then?
Posted by beargod, 15:41, 23rd April 2003:
 
sorry didn't see it was a link
Posted by samhandwich, 15:41, 23rd April 2003:
 
I've no idea, but it looks like jolly good fun!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:42, 23rd April 2003:
 
be careful down at 'city hall' you never know when batman will be needed.

Hello samhandwich.
Posted by samhandwich, 15:42, 23rd April 2003:
 
that'll be cos it wasn't at first *blushes*
Posted by samhandwich, 15:43, 23rd April 2003:
 
hello, hello, you're all rather nice.
Posted by beargod, 15:45, 23rd April 2003:
 
we are nice if there is a nice person to be nice too, not like josh wank
Posted by plindoe, 15:47, 23rd April 2003:
 
WE SHOULD ALL WORK FOR THE AA WERE THAT NICE
Posted by samhandwich, 15:48, 23rd April 2003:
 
how do you know im not josh wank???!?!!?



(im not by the way. who is he and what's so bad about him?)
Posted by RUSS, 15:49, 23rd April 2003:
 
I am off to become a plumber, FL
hi samhandwich
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:50, 23rd April 2003:
 
a plumber? Cool, i will require your services to remove a stop cock from my toilet!
Posted by samhandwich, 15:51, 23rd April 2003:
 
hi RUSS, really? i fancied being a plumber(after my baker ambitions) but i'm not too sure bout it now, i hear its well-paid though!
Posted by chandler, 15:52, 23rd April 2003:
 
samhandwich is a very good name
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:53, 23rd April 2003:
 
it requires a serious mental effort to type it right though.
Posted by chandler, 15:57, 23rd April 2003:
 
depends on how many stellas you have had
Posted by samhandwich, 15:58, 23rd April 2003:
 
sam'll do fine then.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:58, 23rd April 2003:
 
ah well, as long as its clean fun.
Posted by beargod, 15:58, 23rd April 2003:
 
Just a bit of advice don't metion josh wank aka redman infront of Rosie

What happened to redandwhiteman? havn't seen him in donkeys years
Posted by Rosie, 16:01, 23rd April 2003:
 
Yeah, samhandwich - josh was a nasty bugger.

I hope you get the pleasure of meeting redandwhiteman - hes great!
Posted by samhandwich, 16:05, 23rd April 2003:
 
ah ok then, i wont do.
everyone here seems great!
rah!
Posted by plindoe, 16:10, 23rd April 2003:
 
Time to go home soon YAY!


Then get drunk watching Utd beat some crappy spaniards!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:11, 23rd April 2003:
 
Do me a favor sam, go Here and vote vic and rosie.

please.
Posted by Rosie, 16:13, 23rd April 2003:
 
YAY!!!

me and vic up in a tree

K.I.S.S.I.N.G.

:)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:15, 23rd April 2003:
 
plindoe, you honestly think Utd will win?
Posted by samhandwich, 16:18, 23rd April 2003:
 
done. do i win a prize?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:21, 23rd April 2003:
 
yes, a patented pirate smiley, even though pirates smoke the fat one.
>' )
Posted by beargod, 16:21, 23rd April 2003:
 
Hang on, plindoe lives in Manchester ans Supports United, is it me or does that seem really really wrong and odd
Posted by plindoe, 16:25, 23rd April 2003:
 
Hahahahahahaha, I am dying laughing! :)

Well as they say 'You gotta be in it to win it!'


...and as far as I know at the moment Utd are still in it!
Posted by samhandwich, 16:26, 23rd April 2003:
 
yay! where's his beard though?
Posted by RUSS, 16:26, 23rd April 2003:
 
i was a baker for about a year, fecking hard work....
it's like being a labourer in an oven!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:28, 23rd April 2003:
 
bit picky for your first day aren't you?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:31, 23rd April 2003:
 
yeah, Man Utd are still in it...just!
Posted by samhandwich, 16:36, 23rd April 2003:
 
well, im sorry, but you cant be a fully fledged pirate without a beard. here >')# i added my own.
Posted by plindoe, 16:43, 23rd April 2003:
 
Either way it should be one fucking good game. I mean if you beleive the hype you probably have the making of 1 1/2 world 11 teams on display!

Utd have to win, its destiny *cough* *bollocks*

but can you honestly live with yourselfs with 3 italian teams in the semi's
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:47, 23rd April 2003:
 
To be honest, if (when) Celtic win tomorrow night I dont care who gets in.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:53, 23rd April 2003:
 
Cya all later, i am off home now.
Posted by RUSS, 16:59, 23rd April 2003:
 
SLA
Posted by Miki, 17:02, 23rd April 2003:
 
arg did not get my new passport coz I'm still in that zone where absolutely everyting goes wrong ....
(they closed early)
I am gonna need it coz am going to Bosnia in July
Posted by beargod, 17:11, 23rd April 2003:
 
You should go in there Terminator style, guns and cars a blazing
Posted by Miki, 17:13, 23rd April 2003:
 
yep the new girl terminater, thats me
Posted by beargod, 21:23, 23rd April 2003:
 
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard
Posted by Redmaiden, 21:45, 23rd April 2003:
 
beautiful just beautiful *sniff*
Posted by chandler, 22:11, 23rd April 2003:
 
some would say that the song is tenatious
Posted by beargod, 22:43, 23rd April 2003:
 
Or maybe a little D
Posted by chandler, 22:56, 23rd April 2003:
 
no beargod that - d - is a little dee
Posted by beargod, 22:59, 23rd April 2003:
 
no its definatly a D
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 23:26, 23rd April 2003:
 
RedAndWhiteMan says: i approve of clean fun, i also approve of rosie.

be good samhandwich, don't fight the power, not on my patch.
Posted by Sul, 23:28, 23rd April 2003:
 
Halla! Its RedAndWhiteMan. All bow to the iamcal superhero!

*bows*
Posted by Miki, 23:30, 23rd April 2003:
 
Please dont say Halla, I'm afraid it's some magic word that summons the guy ...
Posted by samhandwich, 01:07, 24th April 2003:
 
I had no intention of fighting it, in fact, it'd be nice if i could become some kind of sidekick?
Posted by arsepuppy, 08:30, 24th April 2003:
 
Tenacious D eh?

Yes! Something I hate more than Seal!

*shoots self*
Posted by beargod, 08:37, 24th April 2003:
 
You need a secret identity then, and to wear tights like Vic...Redandwhiteman, samhandwich
Posted by chandler, 08:38, 24th April 2003:
 
ap: if only
Posted by arsepuppy, 08:43, 24th April 2003:
 
Fuck you lentil boy!!!

;)
Posted by chandler, 08:51, 24th April 2003:
 
grrr!
I'll stand for most things, but that is going too far!

lentils suck. horrible horrible things
Posted by cal, 08:55, 24th April 2003:
 
my lentil and chicken curry rules!
Posted by chandler, 08:57, 24th April 2003:
 
mmm well that sounds yummy cal.
Posted by arsepuppy, 08:58, 24th April 2003:
 
I'm proud of the fact that I cannot cook for shit. Although my g/f tells me I make good jelly. But can you make bad jelly?? (i.e. without pooing in it?)
Posted by arsepuppy, 08:59, 24th April 2003:
 
What happened to the "clean fun" we were promised? I feel cheated all of a sudden.
Posted by cal, 09:04, 24th April 2003:
 
maybe your girlfriend means you look like a jelly

women can be so cruel
Posted by ilovebeerme, 09:09, 24th April 2003:
 
You could make it with mustard powder and turps, stir it with an otter and pour the lot into a severed head to set.
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:11, 24th April 2003:
 
Cal: Yeah, you may be right considering I've lived in a hollow metal rabbit all my life....

And I have parkins^H^H^H^H Ahem.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 09:22, 24th April 2003:
 
Tiger Woods drives his huge BMW into a garage in Cork, on his tour of Ireland.
There at the pump stands Paddy who greets him in a typical Cork manner,unaware of who the golf pro is...
"Top o' the mornin' to ya, sor".
"Mornin'", says Tiger as he bends down to pick up the pump. As he does so, 2 tees fall out of his top pocket onto the ground, near to Paddy's feet.
Paddy picks them up for Tiger, but he can't quite make out what they are....
"What are dey, son?" says Paddy.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"And what will dey be fur?" enquires the Cork man.
"They're for resting my balls on while I'm drivin' " says Tiger.
"Jaysus", says Paddy, "dem boys at BMW tink of everyting!!!"
Posted by beargod, 09:45, 24th April 2003:
 
Even though chay is a vege he doesn't like that much vegetables
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:55, 24th April 2003:
 
Bet he eats babies. Seems the sort.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 10:00, 24th April 2003:
 
I hate those baby eating sorts you always see 'em in the post office, baby entrails hanging everywhere. Nasty.
Posted by beargod, 10:01, 24th April 2003:
 
he has them hanging out of his cheque trousers all the time
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:15, 24th April 2003:
 
anyone seen my red pen?
Posted by chandler, 10:16, 24th April 2003:
 
there's nothing wrong with a bit of infanticide now and then
Posted by chandler, 10:17, 24th April 2003:
 
you are always losing that bloody pen
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:23, 24th April 2003:
 
:(
Posted by beargod, 10:25, 24th April 2003:
 
I will sow it to the inside of your coat sleeves next time boy
Posted by ilovebeerme, 10:26, 24th April 2003:
 
What you need is one of those pens on a rope that you can hang round your neck. Then the only way you will lose it is if your head falls of in which case you won't need a red pen.

I love it when a plan comes together.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:28, 24th April 2003:
 
i bet inspector gadget is never without a red pen.
Posted by beargod, 10:30, 24th April 2003:
 
I bet inspecter gadget is a red pen