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Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:54, 24th April 2003:
 
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...

Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:56, 24th April 2003:
 
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
Posted by earthworm, 11:58, 24th April 2003:
 
XP as in Windows XP stands for EXPERIENCE as the main person was a Jimmi Hendrix fan...
Posted by chandler, 11:58, 24th April 2003:
 
how long before someone mentions that increadibly dull "oh you can shoot a welshman with a bow and arrow in catabury cathedral" or whatever the crap it was.

damnit i mentioned it.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:59, 24th April 2003:
 
i think its york.
Posted by chandler, 12:01, 24th April 2003:
 
:)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:03, 24th April 2003:
 
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
Posted by chandler, 12:05, 24th April 2003:
 
i hate statistics like that.
cos depends on how loud you shout surely
plus i hate coffee
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:06, 24th April 2003:
 
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 12:08, 24th April 2003:
 
In scotland it is illegal not to let somebody use your toilet.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:09, 24th April 2003:
 
Is it?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:13, 24th April 2003:
 
The Sitka spruce is Britain's most commonly planted tree.
Posted by bangabongo, 12:22, 24th April 2003:
 
You can legally kill someone if you are suffering from PMT!!
Not planning anything mind you...
Posted by ilovebeerme, 12:45, 24th April 2003:
 
Indeed Foghorn. One of those ancient laws that was never removed.

In some cities in China it is legal to have sex in public parks as long as you hang your marriage certificate from a nearby bush (ho ho) or tree.
Posted by Sul, 12:51, 24th April 2003:
 
It is illegal for a woman to reject your sexual advances in Swanscombe if she is above the age of 16 and you buy her a 2 litre bottle of White Lightning.
Posted by plindoe, 12:59, 24th April 2003:
 
it is illegal for alan shearer to get sent off when he fucking should do (TWAT!)
Posted by RUSS, 13:36, 24th April 2003:
 
bye, i am off to Swanscombe
Posted by earthworm, 13:39, 24th April 2003:
 
bangabongo regularly kills me...

I am an abused soon-to-be-husband...
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:01, 24th April 2003:
 
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female.

Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
Posted by Sul, 15:01, 24th April 2003:
 
In Swanscombe, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female.

Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
Posted by Sul, 15:02, 24th April 2003:
 
WOW! How weird is that?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:21, 24th April 2003:
 
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
Posted by beargod, 15:26, 24th April 2003:
 
In Santa Claus everything wobbles like a bowl full of jelly
Posted by nibbler, 16:30, 25th April 2003:
 
Hedgehogs masturbate.

A strange but true fact
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:39, 25th April 2003:
 
It is also illegal in Bolivia to have sex whilst playing chess.
Posted by Grim..., 16:41, 25th April 2003:
 
It's illegal to eat Mince Pies on Christmas Day. King Richard banned it because it is a waste of resources - FACT!

Cournel Saunders opened the first Kentucky Stall with only $12 - FACT!

If you can't get a hard on, you can legally accuse your wife of being a witch. She will be burned at the steak if she can't give you wood within 24 hours - FACT!
Posted by Sul, 16:42, 25th April 2003:
 
ILBM: That's only if its with your opponent. Its perfectly legal if its with someone else
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:46, 25th April 2003:
 
Fair enough really. You don't want to be in the middle of a tricky attacking strategy only to be put off when your opponent starts licking your nipples and sticking the bishop up your chuff.
Posted by t.m., 09:05, 27th April 2003:
 
In my house , it is forbidden to enter my bed for the purpose of sleeping (or not) with clothes on. I tried to get my local member (of parliament) to make this a law , but he did not think it a very good idea!
Posted by Redmaiden, 12:42, 27th April 2003:
 
I'm always falling asleep in bed with clothes on
Posted by chandler, 13:19, 27th April 2003:
 
apart from yesterday when she didnt get dressed all day and wandered around in her nightie
lazy little chipmunk
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:05, 27th April 2003:
 
:(
Posted by chandler, 18:22, 27th April 2003:
 
no em, that's a GOOD thing
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:25, 27th April 2003:
 
yay :)
Posted by Sul, 18:34, 27th April 2003:
 
yay for Chay and Em. I'm really warming to them. If Chay carries on telling us all everything then we'll have a full run-down of the details when/if they finally sleep with eachother. :)

Rock on! Its been ages since this place had any sort of porn on it.
Posted by Sul, 18:37, 27th April 2003:
 
although I'm a little worried what kind of porn includes a lazy chipmunk. Bad images of chip and dale come to mind :S
Posted by chandler, 18:42, 27th April 2003:
 
haha
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:49, 27th April 2003:
 
argh no not chip and dale!
Posted by chandler, 18:53, 27th April 2003:
 
chip chip chip chip and dale Rescue Rangers!
chip chip chip chip and dale when there's danger
You know they'll never fail they'll take the clues
and find the wheres and whys and whos!

:D
Posted by t.m., 00:56, 28th April 2003:
 
Porn! But we would need a live feed?
Posted by chandler, 01:03, 28th April 2003:
 
i was planning on giving reddy the live feed.
;)
Posted by Redmaiden, 01:05, 28th April 2003:
 
oh yeah feed it to me now!
Posted by chandler, 01:15, 28th April 2003:
 
grrrrrowl!
Posted by t.m., 01:20, 28th April 2003:
 
Nice.
Posted by Redmaiden, 01:22, 28th April 2003:
 
oh miowwwwwwwwwwwww
Posted by Grim..., 12:26, 29th April 2003:
 
zzz
Posted by chandler, 12:48, 29th April 2003:
 
purr for me pussycat! :D
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:55, 29th April 2003:
 
excuse me while i go and slam my testicles in my desk drawer for a while.
Posted by chandler, 13:09, 29th April 2003:
 
hahahaha :D
Posted by jeff, 13:22, 29th April 2003:
 
you know vic, you're just encouraging them... its like the josh-wank problem.. if you ignore them then they'll get bored and stop doing it... its only to wind you up. from now on i propose completely ignoring any mushyness, just skipping over it as if it had never been written... they'll get bored soon enough...
Posted by beargod, 13:24, 29th April 2003:
 
I'm not too sure, I think it might be real lust, they keep doing it on msn all night
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:25, 29th April 2003:
 
I heard they're into Binary Frottaging.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:26, 29th April 2003:
 
im not encouraging them jeff, it had nothing to do with them, i just like to slam my testicles in desk drawers from time to time, its good for the soul.
Posted by Grim..., 13:41, 29th April 2003:
 
Whatever the reason, it's the reason I'm not on here much any more.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:46, 29th April 2003:
 
Grim, can you not just ignore it if it upsets you so much?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:46, 29th April 2003:
 
Upset might not be the best word to use.
Posted by Grim..., 13:47, 29th April 2003:
 
Every other thread ends up killed by them - what's the point?
Posted by beargod, 13:50, 29th April 2003:
 
That is true, We should set up a forum just for them and they can be as soft and dumb as they like
Posted by Grim..., 13:52, 29th April 2003:
 
Couldn't they use the shoutbox at Redmaiden's site?

Seriously, Chay, because it's not just me your fucking off.
Posted by chandler, 13:53, 29th April 2003:
 
who else am i fuking off?
:D
Ok, ok, we'll stop it.

alright
i wont post cute things again.
Posted by Grim..., 13:54, 29th April 2003:
 
And what the hell is wrong with Snoopy???
Posted by Sul, 13:55, 29th April 2003:
 
Its not the cute things as such. It's the frequency of it.
Posted by chandler, 13:56, 29th April 2003:
 
grim... hahaha
sul. sorry :(
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:03, 29th April 2003:
 
Grim.. does have a point I'm afraid.
Posted by chandler, 14:04, 29th April 2003:
 
all right guys.

i promise to keep the cuteness level down.
sorry i'm pissing you off.
Posted by Sul, 14:05, 29th April 2003:
 
We just want you to pay more attention to us :(
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:05, 29th April 2003:
 
Don't have to apologise, just keep what Sul said in mind :)
Posted by beargod, 14:07, 29th April 2003:
 
Yeah I am a figment of your imagination chay that has run amuck cos your not paying enough attention
Posted by chandler, 14:09, 29th April 2003:
 
hahha :)
Posted by jlittle, 14:22, 29th April 2003:
 
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Wonder which
head?)
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:22, 29th April 2003:
 
The phillips head.
Posted by beargod, 14:23, 29th April 2003:
 
the chickens head?
Posted by jlittle, 14:25, 29th April 2003:
 
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and her daughter at the same time.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:26, 29th April 2003:
 
*cancels family trip to Bolivia*
Posted by jlittle, 14:27, 29th April 2003:
 
i'd love to have sex with some old bird and her daughter (as long as the child was not mine that is!)
Posted by jlittle, 14:27, 29th April 2003:
 
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical
fish stores.
Posted by jlittle, 14:28, 29th April 2003:
 
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on
the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
Posted by jlittle, 14:32, 29th April 2003:
 
It's unlawful in Hostetter-Winfrey, Rhode Island to discharge a cannon at a wedding while drunk.
Posted by jlittle, 14:33, 29th April 2003:
 
In Alaska, it's considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
Posted by beargod, 14:36, 29th April 2003:
 
didn't we have half of these already?
Posted by jlittle, 14:36, 29th April 2003:
 
dunno, didnt read them all ;P
Posted by chandler, 14:45, 29th April 2003:
 
yes