Discussion » A Flirtatious Or Freindly Limerick

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Posted by Bio-Dome, 22:47, 24th April 2003:
 
Well,in the English class I had been asked to write a limerick about a girl who i actually like.....
Now,do u think that i should be flirtatious in my writing or just friendly?


Thanks
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:52, 24th April 2003:
 
how old are you?
Posted by earthworm, 23:56, 24th April 2003:
 
where did you get this address?
Posted by chandler, 00:28, 25th April 2003:
 
go nice and maybe a bit flirtatious.
Posted by beargod, 08:23, 25th April 2003:
 
have a few killings in it and a few explosions and you can't go wrong
Posted by Victor Menendez, 08:56, 25th April 2003:
 
and learn to spell.
Posted by Grim..., 10:18, 25th April 2003:
 
There is this girl I quite like,
Her name, well, it isn't Mike.
With a little luck,
I might get a fuck,
Just as long as she isn't a dyke!

=]
Posted by Miki, 10:25, 25th April 2003:
 
eh Hi Grim :)
Posted by earthworm, 10:26, 25th April 2003:
 
I have a story about a girl
her name was nice, Mary Jane Perl
She kissed me hard
my lower jaw jarred
and the noise of it made her hurl...
Posted by Grim..., 10:27, 25th April 2003:
 
Hi Miki =D
Posted by Miki, 10:28, 25th April 2003:
 
are you trying to tell me something :D
Posted by chandler, 10:34, 25th April 2003:
 
heehee
Posted by Sul, 10:37, 25th April 2003:
 
The girl in my class is a looker
I think she's a high class hooker
If I paid her enough
She'd strip to the buff
So I'm saving my money to book her
Posted by chandler, 10:38, 25th April 2003:
 
There once was a girl called Rosie
Who made Vicky's manhood grow, see?
Her monkey weren't bleeding
So he gave it a feeding
And she shook to the ends of her toesies
Posted by Sul, 10:48, 25th April 2003:
 
There once was a bloke named Sul
You pronounce it kinda like toll
Hes day's going bad
He's getting gloomy and sad
So he's gonna go home and fuck his rubber doll.
Posted by Grim..., 10:57, 25th April 2003:
 
Nope...
Posted by chandler, 10:58, 25th April 2003:
 
i thought you pronounced it Sul not Soll?
Posted by Rosie, 10:58, 25th April 2003:
 
Cheers Chay.

:D
Posted by chandler, 10:59, 25th April 2003:
 
thats ok rosie :)
Posted by Sul, 11:05, 25th April 2003:
 
Toll, doll, Sul, bowl, goal, noel, joel. They all rhyme with my accent
Posted by chandler, 11:09, 25th April 2003:
 
there once was a geek called Cal
who was everyone's pal
and even sick as a parrot
and spewing up carrot
is still our kind of a gal.
Posted by Rosie, 11:09, 25th April 2003:
 
I like vic
and I wanna suck his d**k
I'm not taking the mick
and I'm certainly not fick
Posted by chandler, 11:11, 25th April 2003:
 
thats not a limerick rosie
:)
Posted by beargod, 11:16, 25th April 2003:
 
toll and doll don't sound like the rest SUL next you'll be saying Sul sounds like goat
Posted by chandler, 11:16, 25th April 2003:
 
Rosie wont take no shite
she knows the time's right
but she'll get a shock
when she looks at his cock
cos Vic's an hermaphrodite
Posted by Sul, 11:21, 25th April 2003:
 
toll and doll don't sound like the rest SUL next you'll be saying Sul sounds like goat

No. Next I'll be saying "Fuck you beargod! Its my name and I say what it sounds like". So you got that wrong.
Posted by beargod, 11:27, 25th April 2003:
 
:)
Posted by jeff, 11:40, 25th April 2003:
 
there once was boy, name of chay,
He liked to get his own way
He picked up a red maid
now he's hoping to get laid
we wish they'd just go off and play!!
Posted by chandler, 11:41, 25th April 2003:
 
haha
that is an excellent one Jess
Posted by Sul, 11:53, 25th April 2003:
 
Their once was bloke namd beargod
Who had a problem with his spelling, the poor sod
His mistakes can ammuse me
But mostly confuse me
But he's steel top-notch type bod

;)
Posted by beargod, 12:06, 25th April 2003:
 
cheers Sul, I never can figure out why most people ask me for spelling help though
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:10, 25th April 2003:
 
lol BG! You rock!

(Although for some reason when I read what you just said, I can't help but imagine Wigu saying it)
Posted by beargod, 12:14, 25th April 2003:
 
who is Wigu?
Posted by jeff, 12:14, 25th April 2003:
 
there once was a girl called jess
her priorities were all in a mess
she left her work till the end
now its too late to mend
and she's wasting all her time on iamcal because the prospect of doing all that work in a week and a half is way too scary and she's going to go mental and why cant she just sit down and do her work like normal people? aaaarghhhh...

[edited to give Jeff a star-in-a-car(TM) for good poems]
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:15, 25th April 2003:
 
Ask Cal....







or www.wigu.com
Posted by chandler, 12:19, 25th April 2003:
 
your limericks are the best jess
Posted by chandler, 12:21, 25th April 2003:
 
beargod looks like wigu
Posted by beargod, 12:29, 25th April 2003:
 
thanks for saying i look that good chay, cheers
Posted by November Eclectica, 13:59, 25th April 2003:
 
Those were awesome. I needed a good laugh this morning. Thanks.
Posted by jeff, 14:36, 25th April 2003:
 
rawk! i get a star in a car... but its not going to do my work for me is it? then again, neither is being on here... argh, need will power implants...
*tune in later for the further demise of jess' sanity*
woo!





weeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!! *spins round*




*falls over*
Posted by beargod, 14:45, 25th April 2003:
 
YAY Jess' life seems wonderfully cool
Posted by chandler, 14:46, 25th April 2003:
 
is that an Andy Warhol's marilyn, star-in-a-car(TM) homage?
Posted by Miki, 14:48, 25th April 2003:
 
Jess seems wonderfully cool !
Posted by jeff, 15:57, 25th April 2003:
 
*lifts head up*

*surveys crowd of onlookers*

*lets head fall to floor again*

*sigh*
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:17, 25th April 2003:
 
There once was a man called Beer
Who had no concept of fear
He'd down ale, vodka and rum
Then fall on his bum
Sit in his own piss and cheer!
Posted by jeff, 16:26, 25th April 2003:
 
a man called ilovebeerme
had a few too many,got leery
he drank a few more
found his face on the floor
from then on he couldnt see clearly
Posted by jeff, 16:34, 25th April 2003:
 
now cal was a programming dude
donuts were his favourite food
he set up a forum
now the geeks all adore him
so now he's in a good mood
Posted by jeff, 16:40, 25th April 2003:
 
one day this website was quiet
cos nobody wanted to try it
this made jess cry
she didnt know why
so now she's going to the corner shop to buy cake.. mmm cake...
Posted by chandler, 16:42, 25th April 2003:
 
you cant keep ending them with an extra long "i cant be bothered to find a final rhyme" line jess.
:)
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:44, 25th April 2003:
 
I like cake. My girlfriend brought home that jamaican ginger cake the other day and i had some.
Posted by jeff, 16:57, 25th April 2003:
 
yeah? who's gonna stop me huh? huh? who and whose frikkin army???

*falls over again*
Posted by beargod, 17:06, 25th April 2003:
 
The floor stops you going further when you fall, so I say the floor, can I have a floor Bob?
Posted by jeff, 17:27, 25th April 2003:
 
ummm.. i'm a mutant, i can walk through walls and fall through floors... i fall perpetually... i feel quite sick now...
Posted by Redmaiden, 23:50, 25th April 2003:
 
jess I love ur chay limerick :D
Posted by cuntz, 03:40, 10th June 2003:
 
hehehe my now don't i have a clever name silly me....do u like penguins ...i like them... i mean penguins just might be the sexiest animal on the face of the planet
Posted by chris, 15:57, 10th June 2003:
 
woo jess is shadow cat!