Discussion » April 2003 Sms Roundup

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Posted by cal, 10:07, 1st May 2003:
 
From my SMS inbox last month:

joday/jo.day@laposte.net/+33617650156: Alut tortue ! May the Tux be with U!
Vic: We bin bad :(
not chris, no, no way, in no way whatsoever am i chris at all, i promise - not chris, anyone but chris! (chris): hello. my name is michael caine... not many people know this.... they think i am your friend chris... how foolish, they must be bloody idiots!!!
none: does this cost you money?
Reddy: I love Chay :-D
Grim... 07940407537: I AM SO FUCKING BORED PLEASE COME TO MY WORK AND SHOOT ME PLEEEEEASE. I like cake. I'm not listening to you, only the voices in my head.
anon: food
07960082537 (misteralfie): Hi Cal, Alfie here - it was really good to meet you eventually, adn even better to see that you managed to stay past your self proclaimed leave by 9pm status. till when, then...
07887743210: text: hello mate
drago@underclocked.com (drago): Latest from the Information Minister .. "We're pulling down statues of Saddam to have them cleaned"
anon (t.m): people in the UK should be awake by NOW! (sent at 6:45 on the day i was off work, sick)
A CHILD: hello there,BoY(!)
james_lavelle@talk21.com: Just thought I'd make your phone bleep!! I have my reasons...
++389 47 251 483: HI! MY NAME IS NINO STRALLA. I'M FROM MACEDONIA. PLEASE CALL ME AT:++389 47 251 483 IT IS VERY URGENT!!!(sent 12 times at 2:15 am, waking me up)
The Beerman (ilovebeerme): I have tuna fish and eggs. Yum yum!
raju, 9814288616: hi jasmeet here, raj here. wanna be friend
bob: hey foo ur website needs more insane stuff
Aimee: You lot smell ike crap and who the hell is nina simone?
07761178468: thats a damn fine aeroplane you made. good job. Paul. Ipswich, UK
004551558973: hi
puni/yangbaru02@yahoo.com/08179905262: hai...
drew: hi cal. having one of these phones must be ANNOYING
tosinnice@yahoo.com: i would like to bay game
Chris: I'm guessing you are still sick... get well soon!!! If you got the same flu thingy as me i'm more sympathetic!
amanda cosgrove: i am a midgit and every one picks on me all the fucking time.
jeff: heyheymrcal i hope you are starting to feel better..not the same without u!!
jeff: come back and play with us!! argh, deadline stress, i think i'm gonna die.. *hugs*
07814964995: if inrans there tell him that he is a black cunt and he does'nt wash his face
07814964995: hfnreufgb fhvbhufg fhuvfrhgb
07870326689: u fukin fat bastard, did you know that you stink of fukin shit and did u no that we no that u take steroids.
anon: Hi. I'm Special in a SPECIAL way!!so u smell like pig panties
gav: hi
sul: CONGRATULATIONS! You have won a top prize with SWEETSHOP.COM You have won the weight of your cock in sweets. To collect your Tic Tac register online now.
Posted by beargod, 10:14, 1st May 2003:
 
Did you ring the Nino Stralla person?
Posted by cal, 10:15, 1st May 2003:
 
of course not
Posted by beargod, 10:18, 1st May 2003:
 
but it was VERY URGENT. She was probably desperate to blow someone
Posted by cal, 10:22, 1st May 2003:
 
yeah. that's usually the way
Posted by chandler, 10:22, 1st May 2003:
 
"Reddy: I love Chay :-D"

heehee
I didnt send anything similar :S im in trouble now
Posted by beargod, 10:23, 1st May 2003:
 
yep a good kicking, and she won't want to meet you now
Posted by Miki, 10:23, 1st May 2003:
 
Nino would be a boy
If you need help translating just ask :D
Posted by chandler, 10:25, 1st May 2003:
 
that last one from Sul was genius
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:47, 1st May 2003:
 
apologies cal (and the board) for subjecting you to our cuteness (it's stopping now!!)
Posted by chandler, 20:01, 1st May 2003:
 
:D