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Posted by amightygoodleader, 11:31, 1st May 2003:
 
Everyone's been coming out with the most bizarre crap in my office today. So let me put it to you: what is the most random thing you've heard so far today?
Posted by chandler, 11:32, 1st May 2003:
 
example please
Posted by chandler, 11:33, 1st May 2003:
 
someone just asked "how many nipples does a rat have?"
does that count?
Posted by Rosie, 11:36, 1st May 2003:
 
One of my colleages keep saying, "OK Buddy."

Does this count?

* I really want to cut his tongue out of his fat head*
Posted by chandler, 11:37, 1st May 2003:
 
someone asked if anyone had a human skull that they could photograph.


the answer was "yes" from the guy sitting next to me :/
Posted by ilovebeerme, 11:42, 1st May 2003:
 
About ten nipples on a rat. They grow huge when they have babies. When the young ones were still feeding their mum just used to get up and wander about with them all hanging off. She'd lose one or two here and there and then they would all tumble off as she started climbing the cage. :) . They would then sit and squeak until i put them back in bed.

Got asked if i still read the Beano.
Posted by beargod, 11:43, 1st May 2003:
 
someone Halla'd Simon
Posted by amightygoodleader, 11:48, 1st May 2003:
 
One of my examples:
"The pot said no semen, no semen you see? Because of the bulls?"
Posted by Rosie, 11:49, 1st May 2003:
 
where do you work?
Posted by Sul, 11:52, 1st May 2003:
 
Not sure if this is random or just plain stupid but someone called up to ask us to fix their printer. When asked the problem they said that the ink takes too long to dry. :/
Posted by chandler, 11:52, 1st May 2003:
 
ilbm: awww thats cute!
Posted by ilovebeerme, 12:24, 1st May 2003:
 
http://ratgrowth.homestead.com/week2.htm...

When they get to 12 days or so they are the cutest little guys ever. I want more baby rats!
Posted by beargod, 12:26, 1st May 2003:
 
I miss my rats, I am not allowed pets where i am now
Posted by chandler, 12:46, 1st May 2003:
 
you could keep rat babies in a shoebox! :D
Posted by jlittle, 13:24, 1st May 2003:
 
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?V...
Posted by chandler, 13:38, 1st May 2003:
 
its ok jlittle, someone had a skull. so thats ok
Posted by beargod, 14:09, 1st May 2003:
 
Is it me or do most people have a skull? no wait according to my biology lessons, all mammals, fish, birds and reptiles have skulls
Posted by chandler, 14:17, 1st May 2003:
 
fish dont always
Posted by beargod, 14:26, 1st May 2003:
 
They doo, its crustasions that don't, isn't it?
Posted by chandler, 14:34, 1st May 2003:
 
jellyfish dont! or starfish

but i was cheating a bit there
Posted by beargod, 14:41, 1st May 2003:
 
thats what i thought, they are not real fish you silly billy
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:43, 1st May 2003:
 
crustacean

I didn't speak to anyone till 5pm today :(
Posted by chandler, 20:05, 1st May 2003:
 
yeah but i bet you had fun without people ;)
Posted by Redmaiden, 21:12, 1st May 2003:
 
nope :(
Posted by chandler, 22:56, 1st May 2003:
 
awww cupcake
Posted by Dainippon Sirenitro, 05:47, 2nd May 2003:
 
Well, dunno about a random sentance but how does the word "bumfrog" sound? or even "Bum operator"?

Yeah, I kinda guessed that as well...
*hangs head in shame for trying to be clever*
Posted by Victor Menendez, 07:18, 2nd May 2003:
 
"you got more points than sunderland and they got relegated!"

(random tramp talking about sul's hair)
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:08, 2nd May 2003:
 
Jeff's flatmate Chris calls me Bumfrog sometimes. So it isn't *that* unusual.
Posted by Sul, 11:26, 2nd May 2003:
 
said tramp waving a white rod of some kind shouting "darthvader". That was pretty random
Posted by chandler, 11:32, 2nd May 2003:
 
bumfrog is a good word. i like that. sounds like an impulsive domain name registration in the making
Posted by Dainippon Sirenitro, 11:42, 2nd May 2003:
 
Yeah, seems to be a bit of a favourite word for Emma at the moment, she uses it quite a bit in convo's on msn. hah hah.

Found it on http://www.backofthey.co.nz/random.swf. 'tis fun indeed...
Posted by chandler, 11:47, 2nd May 2003:
 
she doesnt say it to me on MSN :(
Posted by Dainippon Sirenitro, 11:50, 2nd May 2003:
 
Heh heh, thats because she's a good girl and speaks to you nicely and stuff. (^_^)
Posted by chandler, 11:51, 2nd May 2003:
 
she's not always a good girl when she talks to me! :D
Posted by cal, 11:51, 2nd May 2003:
 
who is Dainippon Sirenitro?
Posted by Dainippon Sirenitro, 11:52, 2nd May 2003:
 
Just a negative of someone I used to know...

*well, i do go under the guises "eevlcloudnein" on b3ta and "cloudnein"
Sorry if I seem to be a bit mysterious and all that...
Posted by cal, 11:55, 2nd May 2003:
 
but, like, what's your real name.

this isn't b3ta ya'know
Posted by Dainippon Sirenitro, 11:57, 2nd May 2003:
 
Hah hah, sorry. Me name's Dave.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:20, 2nd May 2003:
 
Halla dave!
Posted by jlittle, 12:26, 2nd May 2003:
 
yo dave.
Posted by Miki, 13:17, 2nd May 2003:
 
Hi Dave
Posted by Rosie, 13:19, 2nd May 2003:
 
Halla Dave!

:)
Posted by Rosie, 13:24, 2nd May 2003:
 
Right, my desk is situated by the staff room and kitchen. Everyone keeps leaving the frigging doors open and its driving me up the wall! I've made a sign AND laminated it and put it on the door - but no-ones taking any sodding notice.

Does anyone have any suggestions as to how I can get the ppl who where "born in a barn" to shut the f-ing door??

*sorry, but its getting right on my tits*
Posted by jlittle, 13:57, 2nd May 2003:
 
say "shut the fucking door" to them?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:16, 2nd May 2003:
 
mmm, tits.
Posted by jeff, 14:51, 2nd May 2003:
 
you should put a note up saying "i will scream until you close the door" and then when they dont, you start screaming, really loud... when they ask whats wrong, point at the sign... when they've shut the door stop screaming and return to your work... that'll learn em
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:59, 2nd May 2003:
 
Cheer up rosie, i just sent some smutty comedy to your Yahoo account.
Posted by beargod, 15:05, 2nd May 2003:
 
Rosie you should get some really stonr adhesive and glue the doors to their frames.
Posted by Rosie, 15:35, 2nd May 2003:
 
Hee Hee - cheers for the filth Vic!

Beargod - Fuck 'em. I'm going out for regular ciggy breaks in a vain attempt to stink this part of the office out. Hopefully it will put them off coming over to my part of the office.
Posted by Redmaiden, 19:12, 2nd May 2003:
 
aww fuck off dave
Posted by chandler, 19:52, 2nd May 2003:
 
yeah dave! :D this is mine and Reddys domain, clear off out of it! :D
Posted by Redmaiden, 20:34, 2nd May 2003:
 
*snigger*
Posted by amightygoodleader, 21:16, 2nd May 2003:
 
i'm cheared up by the fact that Rosie laminated the sign
Posted by jeff, 21:41, 2nd May 2003:
 
that was actually my favourite bit of the story too... rosie you rock..
Posted by chandler, 22:07, 2nd May 2003:
 
that is very cool rosie
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:40, 2nd May 2003:
 
i love lamination
Posted by chandler, 22:58, 2nd May 2003:
 
i love animation
and lamination
maybe i should combine them
hhmmmmmm
Posted by jeff, 23:05, 2nd May 2003:
 
*imagines a shrinkwrapped cartoon sheep*
Posted by chandler, 23:24, 2nd May 2003:
 
hahaa
Posted by Dainippon Sirenitro, 14:47, 3rd May 2003:
 
:-O!! me fuck off?! :-O! *sobs*
Posted by chandler, 14:53, 3rd May 2003:
 
cry baby cry
Posted by Dainippon Sirenitro, 14:58, 3rd May 2003:
 
Hee hee
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:35, 3rd May 2003:
 
yeh clear off
Posted by chandler, 20:20, 3rd May 2003:
 
you heard the girl