Discussion » Dale..

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Posted by jlittle, 13:23, 1st May 2003:
 
I just recieved this mail, and I have to ask - since when has Dale Winton(spit) been TV's favourite host? The most annoying twit on TV, yes, but favourite host?

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STARS REUNITED

Presented by TV\'s favourite host Dale Winton,
see your number one soap stars from various TV shows reunited
in front of your eyes!

To see this new show be filmed
at the Riverside Studios in Hammersmith, London on the following dates and times

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Posted by chandler, 13:40, 1st May 2003:
 
Awww damnit i thought Dale out of Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers was launching a solo career.

Actually Ant and Dec are a lot like Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers, except not as funny
Posted by chandler, 13:40, 1st May 2003:
 
twit? dont you mean twat?
Posted by jlittle, 13:47, 1st May 2003:
 
I didnt want to be *that* rude chandler, and twat is another word for female genetals, which Dale doesn't know too much about!
Posted by chandler, 13:50, 1st May 2003:
 
hahaha :)
Posted by Sul, 14:01, 1st May 2003:
 
I love Dale Winton
Posted by Sul, 14:02, 1st May 2003:
 
There I go with my spelling mistakes again

I loathe Dale Winton
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:44, 1st May 2003:
 
perma-tan alert
Posted by jeff, 18:49, 1st May 2003:
 
yeesh sul, talk about freudian slip ;)
Posted by Dainippon Sirenitro, 05:11, 2nd May 2003:
 
Talking of perma-tan's. Check out the 24/7 glow on David Dickinson!

Cheap as chips? more like twat who's eaten too many chips...
Posted by cal, 08:23, 2nd May 2003:
 
who are you?
Posted by jlittle, 09:08, 2nd May 2003:
 
his brother..
Posted by Dainippon Sirenitro, 11:33, 2nd May 2003:
 
Who me? just a figment of your immagination! Mu-hahahah!!

*throws cape round himself and disappears with a demonic laughter ringing in the hallways*

Um, actualy I'm an ex-lurker from B3ta. I knew about this place for aaaaagees but i've only just got the balls to sign up.
Posted by chandler, 11:35, 2nd May 2003:
 
well hello then
(im one of the annoying regulars here)
Posted by Sul, 11:40, 2nd May 2003:
 
Hello there
(im a far-less-annoying-than-chay regular here)
Posted by Dainippon Sirenitro, 11:45, 2nd May 2003:
 
heh, I know chandler through Emma (Redmaiden) anyways. I'm also known as the annoying one they call "Dave o" on Redmaiden.co.uk. Nice to meet y'all...
Posted by chandler, 11:45, 2nd May 2003:
 
oh its you!!! :D
hello Dave
Posted by Dainippon Sirenitro, 11:47, 2nd May 2003:
 
Mornin'! Yeah, I thought i'd do a bit of lurking on here this morning before I go and slave away at work... :-(

Anyways, nice place you got here

*yup*
Posted by chandler, 11:48, 2nd May 2003:
 
(I get stupidly, overly, unnecessarily jealous of you btw Dave) !!!
Posted by Dainippon Sirenitro, 11:52, 2nd May 2003:
 
How comes chief? no need to be jealous or anything silly. Anyways, one evening we gotta hook up on MSN. It'd be nice to have a natter and stuff...
Posted by chandler, 11:54, 2nd May 2003:
 
i only got jealous cos you were staying with the love of my life. and ive not even met her. *sniff*
Posted by Dainippon Sirenitro, 11:56, 2nd May 2003:
 
Awww, don't worry chief. You'll be seeing her soon anyways.

*ding dong* Oh well, work beckons me... Gotta dash
Posted by chandler, 12:03, 2nd May 2003:
 
i knoe, i cant wait!
:D

and you sound like Barry the Sprout from the Robert Rankin Books, chief. :D
Posted by beargod, 12:08, 2nd May 2003:
 
I'm not sure he will actually, he has been a bad boy and might have to stay at home
Posted by chandler, 12:14, 2nd May 2003:
 
please beargod pleeeeaaase
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:18, 2nd May 2003:
 
Seems that my first impressions of dave were inaccurate.

its nice when that happens.
Posted by chandler, 12:31, 2nd May 2003:
 
what was your first impression?
Posted by beargod, 12:32, 2nd May 2003:
 
to Kill?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:33, 2nd May 2003:
 
I thought we had recruited another one-time-only dirty sanchezer.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:34, 2nd May 2003:
 
and to kill.
Posted by chandler, 12:37, 2nd May 2003:
 
:D
Posted by beargod, 12:41, 2nd May 2003:
 
good, and life turned out all rosies
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:18, 2nd May 2003:
 
whats that? life is all rosies?
Posted by Redmaiden, 19:16, 2nd May 2003:
 
I can promise you dave doesn't want to riddle at all
Posted by Dainippon Sirenitro, 14:50, 3rd May 2003:
 
lol, Well I didn't know where to start on here anyways... So hence I suppose my "entrance on the Dirty Sanchezzacheese malarky"

Yup, anyways. Thanks for not killing me *just yet*
Posted by Dainippon Sirenitro, 14:57, 3rd May 2003:
 
DAVID DICKINSON'S PRISON HELL
"Every day I spent in prison I faced fear and despair - but the worst feeling was the shame..."

Ha ha ha!!
Posted by Miki, 15:26, 3rd May 2003:
 
I clicked on that link and my laptop rebooted ...
Posted by Dainippon Sirenitro, 15:40, 3rd May 2003:
 
:-o! proberbly a good thing really. It's just a big story about how he became the No.1 Man of tan for them ol' ladies that watch him on tv... *shudders*
Posted by Miki, 15:54, 3rd May 2003:
 
Ive seen him, he's creepy so I wondered why he was in prison :)
Posted by Dainippon Sirenitro, 16:12, 3rd May 2003:
 
It's the sinister tan he has... Works wonders on old ladies aparantly. They want his children or something...


Hah hah
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:33, 3rd May 2003:
 
dave go away!!
Posted by chandler, 20:21, 3rd May 2003:
 
yeah, she wont tell you again!
Posted by Dainippon Sirenitro, 01:09, 4th May 2003:
 
Fine. I'm gone.
Posted by chandler, 02:07, 4th May 2003:
 
singing:

"I'm gone, I'm gonna fly,
I'm gone adieos, bye bye
dont trouble me with troubles man
I'm gone"
Posted by Redmaiden, 02:29, 4th May 2003:
 
:-O
Posted by phoenix, 22:51, 4th May 2003:
 
i can't believe that dale hangs around with martine mcutcheon, i mean doesn't she have anything better to do than hang around with oldies like dale and Liza minelli
Posted by Redmaiden, 00:17, 5th May 2003:
 
I haven't read this month's issue of OK mag so I wouldn't know
Posted by Sul, 00:20, 5th May 2003:
 
red: :D
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:18, 5th May 2003:
 
Disclaimer: I have never read a copy of OK or Hello so I will hopefully never know