Discussion » Jam

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Posted by earthworm, 13:56, 1st May 2003:
 
How long have I been waiting for this to come out...

Click here for Amazon
Posted by beargod, 14:07, 1st May 2003:
 
2 days?
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:09, 1st May 2003:
 
Completely unrelated, but am I the only one who absolutely HATES the new designs of the BBFC classification logos. Fucking awful, they are.
Posted by cal, 14:12, 1st May 2003:
 
i think they look like children made them



just ordered jam. it was on last night after gash, dontcha know...
Posted by chandler, 14:15, 1st May 2003:
 
i know i ordered it too after seeing it after gash! :D
I love that sketch with the doc running the phone sex line
and the little girl cutting up the body! "But i'm only six!" :D
and the gush! hahahaha
classics
:D
Posted by chandler, 14:16, 1st May 2003:
 
of course i ordered it on play.com for £14.99 cos its cheaper than amazon plus you get free postage:

http://www.playserver5.com/play247.asp?p...
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:18, 1st May 2003:
 
How disappointing is Gash though? Dear me.
Posted by chandler, 14:22, 1st May 2003:
 
it's no Friday night Armistice is it :(
No Peter or Donny Odd Legs
No Mr Tony Blair

:(

Aww well, Jam made me laugh afterwards
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:22, 1st May 2003:
 
But Play take AGES to deliver. I order the YYY's album t'other day, Next Day delivery, they said. Bollocks. They're only based in Jersey, but still they take longer to deliver than CD WOW (in Hong Kong). Bastards. Couple of months ago I ordered an Otto Preminger film on DVD for my dad. Next day delivery (or up to 2, I don't remember), turns up 2 weeks later. Monkeys.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:23, 1st May 2003:
 
I've still not ever seen Jam. I know, it's shocking really.
Posted by chandler, 14:25, 1st May 2003:
 
thats funny i've ordered things from play one day and they've arrived the next morning. think the longest ive ever waited it two or three days.
Posted by beargod, 14:25, 1st May 2003:
 
Its brilliant but for the annoying music in the background, kind of ruins it for me, plus its only 15 mins long
Posted by chandler, 14:26, 1st May 2003:
 
and at £14.99 im not complaining if it doesnt arrive till monday
Posted by chandler, 14:26, 1st May 2003:
 
Jam is half an hour long
Posted by chandler, 14:28, 1st May 2003:
 
but each radio episode (Blue Jam) was 1 hour and they made 18 of those.
i need to get hold of those next.
:)
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:28, 1st May 2003:
 
I think beargod has it confused with "My Wrongs Number 8245-8249 And 117"
Posted by chandler, 14:29, 1st May 2003:
 
Yes that was only 12 minutes. i didnt get the DVD of that, pity they didnt put it on the Jam DVD.
Posted by chandler, 14:31, 1st May 2003:
 
he might be confused cos Jam doesnt have an ad break does it? i mean who would want to advertise nappies just after a sketch where a guy brings in a foot long coffin for an dead baby :S

there is nothing cooler than replacing the end credits with a website though!!!

http://www.jamcredits.com

and yes, one of my bosses co-wrote Jam. Yay :D
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:31, 1st May 2003:
 
Wasn't it based on an old Blue Jam sketch?
Posted by chandler, 14:32, 1st May 2003:
 
Yes, I believe it was.
Posted by chandler, 14:33, 1st May 2003:
 
I havent seen it yet! in fact when i was talking about it to Peter, HE hadnt even seen it, you'd think Morris would have sent him a copy. :)
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:37, 1st May 2003:
 
"Over to referee John Anderson......

'Contendahhrrsss, yew will shtart on my firsht whistle....

Chay, you will stop fellating Baynham on my second whistle....'"
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:37, 1st May 2003:
 
:)
Posted by chandler, 14:37, 1st May 2003:
 
and arse puppy how can you not have seen Jam. oh dear god! Buy it! Buy it NOW!
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:38, 1st May 2003:
 
Mr Morris does have very bad skin, though, doesn't he? Poor guy.
Posted by chandler, 14:39, 1st May 2003:
 
arsepuppy: oh just cos you are green with envy :D
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:44, 1st May 2003:
 
If I wanted to suck the cock of a little Welsh man I'd have my lower ribs removed.
Posted by chandler, 14:58, 1st May 2003:
 
hahahahahhaa. :)
he is a small man
(allegedly)