Discussion » Three Years!

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Posted by zxenor, 06:33, 6th May 2003:
 
"alive for 2 years, 355 days, 6 hours, 31 minutes and 34 seconds and counting"

yay!
Posted by chandler, 09:07, 6th May 2003:
 
10 days to go till the 3 year mark then
Posted by chandler, 09:09, 6th May 2003:
 
9 days and a bit
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:16, 6th May 2003:
 
I'm confoosed. Is this how long you've been an IAMCALer? If so, how do we found out ours?
Posted by jlittle, 09:21, 6th May 2003:
 
think hes talking about a server??
Posted by chandler, 10:22, 6th May 2003:
 
its how long iamcal has been up and in existance

if you view the source for the page its written at the bottom
Posted by chandler, 10:22, 6th May 2003:
 
alive for 2 years, 355 days, 10 hours, 22 minutes and 18 seconds and counting
Posted by cal, 11:28, 6th May 2003:
 
gosh - almost our 3rd birthday
Posted by chandler, 11:30, 6th May 2003:
 
time for a celebration?
Posted by chandler, 11:30, 6th May 2003:
 
perhaps a balloon
Posted by chandler, 11:30, 6th May 2003:
 
is there an easy way to find my first post cal?
Posted by Sul, 11:33, 6th May 2003:
 
yeah. I'd like to know too. I think it was in a red dwarf thread but I cant remember
Posted by Sul, 11:34, 6th May 2003:
 
mine that is
Posted by chandler, 11:41, 6th May 2003:
 
would be interesting. i think i arrived pissed people off and then left, and then returned again. and forgot to leave.
Posted by cal, 11:43, 6th May 2003:
 
check your profiles ;)
Posted by chandler, 11:43, 6th May 2003:
 
nice one cal!
how do you do these things so fast!
:D
Posted by chandler, 11:44, 6th May 2003:
 
and how long we've been members for! rock!
Posted by cal, 11:45, 6th May 2003:
 
those things only show up for members with over 100 posts

so only regulars get it
Posted by chandler, 11:45, 6th May 2003:
 
cool

"Oh and also I really need to get a life. but then in this community I don't think there will be enough to go round. Warren is on the waiting list for a start."

heehee
:)
Posted by chandler, 11:45, 6th May 2003:
 
he's still waiting btw.
Posted by beargod, 11:50, 6th May 2003:
 
damn it compared to my profile I have only been a member for 68 days and i am already the 8th top poster, who recons we should have a poll for how sad I am?
Posted by Sul, 11:56, 6th May 2003:
 
Chay beats me as a member by 9 days. Pah! :(
Posted by chandler, 12:04, 6th May 2003:
 
ahaaaa in your FACE!
Posted by chandler, 12:05, 6th May 2003:
 
note to self: its nothing to be proud of
Posted by jlittle, 12:09, 6th May 2003:
 
i beat you by about 20 :P
Posted by chandler, 12:12, 6th May 2003:
 
note to jlittle: its nothing to be proud of

:D
Posted by beargod, 12:14, 6th May 2003:
 
Cal beat you all anyway
Posted by chandler, 12:24, 6th May 2003:
 
yeah, he's the biggest loser here
Posted by November Eclectica, 13:44, 6th May 2003:
 
1 year, 96 days, 18 hours, 45 minutes and 16 seconds

Thats mine.
Posted by jmnorth06, 14:43, 6th May 2003:
 
sup
Posted by S_Ramey06, 14:47, 6th May 2003:
 
sup
Posted by jlittle, 14:49, 6th May 2003:
 
errrrr
Posted by chandler, 14:50, 6th May 2003:
 
cant you two just talk to each other accross the room?
Posted by beargod, 14:50, 6th May 2003:
 
sup means?

stupid ugly pig?
sit up?
sing unprepared pornlike?
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:33, 6th May 2003:
 
261 days, 5 hours, 6 minutes and 38 seconds
Posted by Victor Menendez, 20:42, 6th May 2003:
 
Stupid Under Pants :(
Posted by Victor Menendez, 20:42, 6th May 2003:
 
284 days, 3 hours, 35 minutes and 34 seconds
Posted by beargod, 20:53, 6th May 2003:
 
we can actually look at your profiles and see those numbers also
Posted by cal, 21:36, 6th May 2003:
 
they are obviously trying to help the apathetic amongst us

:)
Posted by zxenor, 21:42, 6th May 2003:
 
1 year, 207 days, 7 hours, 13 minutes and 56 seconds

yay for me, and my small number of contributions to the site
Posted by cal, 21:48, 6th May 2003:
 
it's quite amazing how, despite the fact that this site isn't *about* anything, quite a few people have been hanging around (on and off) for three years. bizarre?

i think it's because you all fancy me/want to be me.

it's ok, i understand. i do too
Posted by chandler, 21:54, 6th May 2003:
 
its ABOUT us cal. its about people. you are a tool!

i mean a tool for human interaction

well and maybe another type of tool too
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:26, 6th May 2003:
 
that's a bit mean chay :p
Posted by chandler, 22:48, 6th May 2003:
 
yeah sorry!
i just wanted to say "tool"
Posted by zxenor, 04:30, 7th May 2003:
 
"alive for 2 years, 356 days, 4 hours, 29 minutes and 11 seconds and counting"

almost there!
Posted by cal, 09:03, 7th May 2003:
 
if it's about anything, it's about me. and that's final
Posted by beargod, 09:26, 7th May 2003:
 
yeah isn't it obvious in the name of the site?
Posted by chandler, 09:31, 7th May 2003:
 
iamcalm.
Posted by cal, 10:19, 7th May 2003:
 
I AM CAT
Posted by Sul, 10:23, 7th May 2003:
 
IAMCAD, IAMCLAM, IAMCAM etc
Posted by cal, 10:38, 7th May 2003:
 
I AM CAKE
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:55, 7th May 2003:
 
IAMTHEWALRUSCOOCOOKATCHU
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:58, 7th May 2003:
 
I AM TIGER WOODS
Posted by beargod, 12:01, 7th May 2003:
 
I AM SPARTICUS

sorry had to be done
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:02, 7th May 2003:
 
IAMAMOLEANDILIVEINAHOLE
Posted by Sul, 12:02, 7th May 2003:
 
I AM TED BUNDY


they got kids to say that at the end of the Ted Bundy film. Very strange.
Posted by cal, 12:43, 7th May 2003:
 
who is ted bundy? i have a feeling i should know
Posted by cal, 12:43, 7th May 2003:
 
I AM IGNORANT
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:44, 7th May 2003:
 
Serial killer I think. Used to kill kids (or was that a different one?). Not sure, but he may have been the one that dressed as a clown.
Posted by cal, 12:46, 7th May 2003:
 
all clowns are serial killers aren't they?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:49, 7th May 2003:
 
not to be confused with Al Bundy, comic genius.
Posted by cal, 13:04, 7th May 2003:
 
clowns or ted bundy?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:12, 7th May 2003:
 
it works for both i suppose.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:20, 7th May 2003:
 
Al Bundy! Yeah!
Posted by Grim..., 13:33, 7th May 2003:
 
I am soooooooooo not too far behind Cal...
Member For: 2 years, 328 days, 3 hours, 36 minutes and 42 seconds
Posted by Grim..., 13:34, 7th May 2003:
 
I AM NOT A NUMBER
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:35, 7th May 2003:
 
Be seeing you.
Posted by beargod, 14:19, 7th May 2003:
 
are you proud about that Grim...?
Posted by Miki, 14:42, 7th May 2003:
 
By the clown one you probaby mean
John Wayne Gacy - "a good friend and helpful neighbour, a great child entertainer, a respectful businessman, and a violent serial killer who raped and murdered over 30 young boys." He used to volunteer in hospitals as a clown.

Ted Bundy killed and raped at least thirty-six women.

If you are interested in serial killers I recommend
Robert Ressler - Inside The Mind Of A Serial Killer
He first coined the term "serial killer" and founded the FBI's ViCAP.

... eh Im a nice girl, really, not creepy :)
Posted by beargod, 14:44, 7th May 2003:
 
right im not going over to holland
Posted by Sul, 14:44, 7th May 2003:
 
Ted Bundy raped and killed some thirty-six women and not all in that order :S
Posted by Sul, 14:44, 7th May 2003:
 
oh yes. And I fear Miki :S
Posted by beargod, 14:49, 7th May 2003:
 
what instead of killing 30 people first then six after he actually killed six people first and 30 after?
Posted by Miki, 14:49, 7th May 2003:
 
come over one and all, I have a nice house with a porch and a big garden ...

to make matters worse, I wrote my thesis on the viabillity of therapy for sex offenders ...
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:51, 7th May 2003:
 
he either killed 'some' women or '36' women, make your minds up.
Posted by Miki, 14:54, 7th May 2003:
 
@#$&^^%#&&$
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:00, 7th May 2003:
 
don't swear at me, i'll wash your mouth out with soap!

oh hang on, Excellent *(^&%$$%$^)^&$%$£T^(
Posted by Miki, 15:14, 7th May 2003:
 
:)
Posted by ilovebeerme, 15:21, 7th May 2003:
 
He may of killed as many as 150. Still he's dead now so fuck him.
Posted by Sul, 15:23, 7th May 2003:
 
Alright, he raped alot of women and killed around 36 of those. What I meant by 'not all in that order' was the fact that sometimes he killed them, then raped them. He kept a head of one in his fridge.
Posted by beargod, 15:26, 7th May 2003:
 
how do you know he killed them then raped them were you there watching?
Posted by Sul, 15:28, 7th May 2003:
 
sort of, yes. I watched the film.
Posted by beargod, 15:30, 7th May 2003:
 
were they there then? Is that how policemen work nowadays they send documentary cameras after the evil doers? are they watching me now?
Posted by November Eclectica, 15:33, 7th May 2003:
 
Miki- I took a class in school and we had to read those. They are great books and good reading.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 15:38, 7th May 2003:
 
The Shrine of Jeffrey Dahmer is also good if a little strange.

He drilled holes in peoples heads and injected boiling water and acid into their brain in a bid to make a sex slave. And he was judged 'sane' at his trial. Still he's dead now so fuck him.
Posted by cal, 15:52, 7th May 2003:
 
what's your obsession with fucking dead people?
Posted by cal, 15:53, 7th May 2003:
 
(i thought that was chay's department ;)
Posted by ilovebeerme, 15:56, 7th May 2003:
 
It's called Necrophilia.
Posted by cal, 16:09, 7th May 2003:
 
ahh, right. my mistake
Posted by Redmaiden, 00:47, 8th May 2003:
 
Chay is a necrophiliac? ooh dear I'm a bit before my prime then :-D

OOh I read a good book about Jeffrey Dahmer, he used to keep their heads in his fridge
Posted by reitsma, 01:49, 8th May 2003:
 
"Chay is a necrophiliac? ooh dear I'm a bit before my prime then :-D "

ha ha ha... that's pretty darn funny, em.

...and of course he kept the heads in the fridge - heads aren't longlife, you know. gotta keem 'em fresh, yes sirreee.

*ehem* nevermind.
Posted by zxenor, 05:24, 8th May 2003:
 
"alive for 2 years, 357 days, 5 hours, 22 minutes and 7 seconds and counting"

wheeeee, it's gonna be fun bumpin this thread up until the three year mark has been passed
Posted by chandler, 09:29, 8th May 2003:
 
:D
Posted by cal, 09:38, 8th May 2003:
 
what should i do to mark the monumentous occasion?
Posted by beargod, 09:42, 8th May 2003:
 
throw a party
Posted by cal, 09:46, 8th May 2003:
 
throw it at chay?
Posted by Sul, 09:47, 8th May 2003:
 
Block the riddles thread!
Oh too late.

Beargod: iamcal parties dont work. Theyre cursed!
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:49, 8th May 2003:
 
Wasn't there meant to be one last weekend?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:49, 8th May 2003:
 
see.
Posted by cal, 09:53, 8th May 2003:
 
was there?

it never got organised.

the one time i had a party, only sul came. so it was pretty cool...
Posted by chandler, 09:56, 8th May 2003:
 
did you two have "fun" by yourselves then?
Posted by chandler, 09:57, 8th May 2003:
 
and yeah we were gonna meet in londinium on that bank holiday weekend that we just had. but noone bothered
Posted by Sul, 09:57, 8th May 2003:
 
I'm not very reliable at anything else.
Posted by beargod, 10:00, 8th May 2003:
 
damn I never realised
Posted by Sul, 10:01, 8th May 2003:
 
Neither did I
Posted by Sul, 10:03, 8th May 2003:
 
Only I came :) *snigger*
Posted by cal, 10:21, 8th May 2003:
 
heheh
Posted by chandler, 10:25, 8th May 2003:
 
poor cal
Posted by zxenor, 18:10, 10th May 2003:
 
"alive for 2 years, 359 days, 18 hours, 9 minutes and 59 seconds and counting"

bump bump bump...
getting closer!
Posted by cal, 22:59, 11th May 2003:
 
Friday will be the day

anyone up for london drinks?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 23:12, 11th May 2003:
 
rather unsurprisingly, i'm up for a drink, meanwhile Bolton stayed up, all congratulations welcome.
Posted by Sul, 23:14, 11th May 2003:
 
errrr yay, yeah drinks
Posted by Redmaiden, 23:57, 11th May 2003:
 
i fancy a cuppa
Posted by cal, 08:14, 12th May 2003:
 
red: you coming to london on friday!?
Posted by jlittle, 09:14, 12th May 2003:
 
mmmmmmmm