I was watching my mates second series of "Spaced" last night and found a conversation that went something like this:
Tim - "So are you going to come round tonight?"
Sophie - "No, theres been a mis-spelling in the title of one of the comics due out next week"
Tim - "Which one?"
Sophie - "Total Cult"
After about five minites i managed to pick myself off the floor.
What lines of dialogue have seriously split you up in the past?
Posted by
chandler, 11:04, 6th May 2003:
:D
"Smokie this not Nam this is bowling, there are rules"
Posted by
jlittle, 11:26, 6th May 2003:
Rocky Horror show:
"Dammit Janet!"
You're a big man, but you're out of shape!!
Posted by
beargod, 11:45, 6th May 2003:
thank you bangabongo
It's like looking into the eye of a duck
ok, let me rephrase the question, what lines have split you up because they were FUNNY.
Posted by
Sul, 12:40, 6th May 2003:
Tony: So how did you girls happen upon Les's watering hole? I mean two girls out on their own. To me that spells D-A-N-G-E-R
Girl: To us it spelt M-A-R-L-B-O-R-O
Gary: Middlesborough!?
Posted by
chandler, 12:43, 6th May 2003:
hahaha
The Big Lebowski one is funny vic.
Jay: Alright, well first I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls with one hand and play with my asshole with the other. But don't stick your finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick it in you fucking friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches and fucking spanks in a Dixie Cup. And after that I wanna smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fucking flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie Cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then we throw the Dixie Cup out.
This made me laugh but I have a purile sense of humour. It's the bullfrog bit which does it.
Posted by
phoenix, 23:12, 6th May 2003:
best line of dialogue ever "YOU WERE ONLY MEANT TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF"
Posted by
t.m., 00:29, 7th May 2003:
Aloha Mr Hand!
Sean Penn is a much better stoner than death row inmate!!!!
Posted by
Becky, 06:36, 7th May 2003:
Heh,
ahhhh......... no-one to talk too....... buuuuuuuuuh
Posted by
Becky, 06:39, 7th May 2003:
my favourite line----- "mr.bombastic is really fantastic!!"
AND
"Is it in yet?"
both from Ali-G indahouse
Posted by
cal, 10:14, 7th May 2003:
"and i'm BUBBLES!!"
Posted by
cal, 10:14, 7th May 2003:
you're not a monster - you're just really dirty
Posted by
cal, 10:14, 7th May 2003:
he's affected!
Posted by
digo, 16:24, 7th May 2003:
Bangabongo, the complete line is
"You're a big man, but you're out of practise. Now, I do this for a living, so watch your language."
This might be more than a line, but...
[The "five-point plan"]
"First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. 'Oh, Debbie. Hi.'
Two, you always call the shots. 'Kiss me. You won't regret it.'
Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. 'Isn't this great?'
Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. 'Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice.'
And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV."
From
Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Ad infinitum
here.
Posted by
cal, 16:38, 7th May 2003:
"Get your paws off me, you darn dirty ape!"
"For too long have we sat under the thumb of mankind! Now is the time to OPPOSE that thumb!"
"Alas, little ones, I do not rule."
"There's too many monkeys!"
"..and I'll name you Buttercup, because... it also begins with a b!"
"Yeas! Whoo! All right! I, ROCK!! I ROCK.. so hard..."
"Come on girls, let's put an end to this gorilla warfare"
Posted by
plindoe, 16:43, 7th May 2003:
'Yippee Kaiay (change in tone) Kimosabie!'
The dubbed version when shown before the watershed.
Posted by
beargod, 16:45, 7th May 2003:
boooo hisss don't like that
"I say we grease this
naughty person right
flippin' now!
Hudson's quote from my flatmates copy of 'Aliens'
Interestingly, i am almost always annoyed with tv adverts in the middle of films, but this was an exception, it was a very old recording and amongst the adverts were an advert for the 'super nintendo special edition Streetfighter 2' pack and the always amusing R-Whites lemonade advert! R-whites lemona-eh-ade, im a secret lemonade drinker etc.
Posted by
Grim..., 17:54, 8th May 2003:
From Snatch...
Tommy: Look, Mickey, we don't want any trouble, just give us our money back, and you can keep your caravan.
Mickey: Why do I want a fucking caravan that's got no fucking wheels?
Erol: I'm going to fucking have you...
Tony: It's no good flirting with me Erol old son, just come out and say it.
Posted by
Grim..., 17:56, 8th May 2003:
The TV edit of Aliens in it's latest incarnation changes the line to:
"I say we grease this rat fat son of a bitch right now!"
Just in case you wondered.
yeah, that might have been it.
Posted by
Grim..., 12:16, 9th May 2003:
Fair enough.
Posted by
Greeny, 13:18, 13th May 2003:
"We've come on holiday by mistake..."
"What fucker said
that..."
"We're not from London you know..."
So many classics, one great film - Withnail and I
Posted by
cal, 14:46, 13th May 2003:
not seen it yet
Posted by
beargod, 14:47, 13th May 2003:
its good
Posted by
Saltation, around 13th November 2007:
[trench-coated mickey spillane type detective "voiceover":]
"She had a voice like deep-fried honey and her body was a relief map covered in bullseyes."
... took me a minute for the penny to drop...
from
Platinum Grit (episode 3)
i just saw this webcomic tonight. it's outstanding! i read the latest one (NSFW!), then promptly went back to the start. they're brilliant.
Posted by
Saltation, around 13th November 2007:
You're a beautiful doll.
- And you're a dangerous dick.
You're not frightened, are you baby?
- Only of scary things.
Like me?
- We've only just met.
You're a funny girl, dollface.
- I lose a lot in the translation.
So what would you do if I kissed you?
- Retch.
Don't call me that.
- What do you think I am?
I'm through with thinking.
- Do you want to have sex?
I've already got one.
- Okay.
<alone>
Posted by
Wolsey, around 13th November 2007:
"If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya"
Posted by
syl, 14th November 2007:
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Clint Eastwood in DIRTY HARRY 1971
Posted by
che, 14th November 2007:
Oh look who's here.
Posted by
syl, 15th November 2007:
Sorry for the strop.
Posted by
che, 15th November 2007:
I'd just like to say to the world: "I told you so"
And welcome back Syl
Posted by
syl, 15th November 2007:
Ner. You said I would come back under a disguise. :P
And thank you :)
Posted by
che, 15th November 2007:
I thought this was your disguise
Posted by
syl, 15th November 2007:
*removes nose and glasses set*
Oh fuck it.
Yeah... Does this
seem weird to anybody else?
I mean, we're looking down
on Wayne's basement,
Only that's not Wayne's basement.
Isn't that weird?
- That's twisted.
- That's weird, man.
"Garth, that was a haiku."