Discussion » F8ckin Idiot!

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Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:41, 6th May 2003:
 
Yesterday I got my hair cut at The Rainbow Room , and it cost me £25.30p.

what a fuckin idiot!

Thats all. Thanks.
Posted by beargod, 16:42, 6th May 2003:
 
that does seem very expensive
Posted by cal, 16:42, 6th May 2003:
 
post a pic then!

was it worth it?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:44, 6th May 2003:
 
Not really Cal, just seems like every other hair cut i have had. but i did get a shiatsu massage. And i dont have a digital camera so no pic.
Posted by cal, 16:52, 6th May 2003:
 
what's a shiatsu massage then

i thought a shiatsu was a kind of dog
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:55, 6th May 2003:
 
It basically a head massage, it was rather nice..the lady kept hitting my head with her breasts :o)
Posted by cal, 17:00, 6th May 2003:
 
there are many places in london you can get that sort of treatment for £25
Posted by cal, 17:00, 6th May 2003:
 
or so sul says
Posted by Sul, 17:01, 6th May 2003:
 
where people got the idea that I'm this site's vice lord I dont know ;)
Posted by beargod, 17:02, 6th May 2003:
 
nice one Cal I don't think anyone would pressume you went to a brothel for that cheap now
Posted by cal, 17:03, 6th May 2003:
 
where did everyone get the idea that i'm loaded from?

i'm poor, good damn it
Posted by cal, 17:03, 6th May 2003:
 
desides, i have a lovely lady-friend
Posted by beargod, 17:04, 6th May 2003:
 
good damn it? thats where we got it from you can afford an extra 'o' on your God
Posted by chandler, 17:07, 6th May 2003:
 
Cal: is that poor like "i can only buy one ferrari this week" or poor like "giving hand jobs for food"
Posted by cal, 17:10, 6th May 2003:
 
k - i've nw run ut f 's and will n lnger be using them


chay: the secnd ne unfrtunately
Posted by beargod, 17:15, 6th May 2003:
 
he he he
Posted by chandler, 17:17, 6th May 2003:
 
i dont want pictures of THAT
Posted by beargod, 17:20, 6th May 2003:
 
come on chay you got pictures of you and me doing it why not ones of cal doing it?
Posted by cal, 17:22, 6th May 2003:
 
such pictures d nt exists, i'll have you knw

nt that yu'd get t see them if they did
Posted by chandler, 17:22, 6th May 2003:
 
hahahaha
Posted by cal, 17:25, 6th May 2003:
 
chay has gt n nb :)
Posted by Sul, 17:27, 6th May 2003:
 
hehehe :)
Posted by beargod, 17:28, 6th May 2003:
 
doesn't mean he can't give someone a hand job
Posted by Victor Menendez, 17:29, 6th May 2003:
 
how long do you think you can keep it up cal?

(the dropping o's thing i hasten to add)
Posted by chandler, 17:30, 6th May 2003:
 
hahaa
Posted by chandler, 17:31, 6th May 2003:
 
he keeps it up till they are done.

plus he gets extra protein as well as food stamps
Posted by Sul, 17:31, 6th May 2003:
 
because vic been giving handjobs for food for ages now. He's quite good at it I might add :)
Posted by chandler, 17:33, 6th May 2003:
 
when emma sees this thread she will mention wanking for coins. you mark my words
Posted by Victor Menendez, 17:33, 6th May 2003:
 
yep, im out tonight so i can pay the payments on this ferkin computer.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 17:34, 6th May 2003:
 
The story told in the 'tramp loving' thread is not the whole story.
Posted by Sul, 17:35, 6th May 2003:
 
Its true. He tossed me off for a kebab at the end of the night
Posted by cal, 17:36, 6th May 2003:
 
s emma and this wanking fr cins thing - was it just an dd search request r was it smething she wrte abut n her weblg?

and yes sul, i heard vic was gd
Posted by Sul, 17:36, 6th May 2003:
 
wanking for coins? Is that some sort of charity?
Posted by cal, 17:37, 6th May 2003:
 
hehe - and i think i can keep this up (the '' drping, yu dirty fucks) fr quite a while
Posted by Victor Menendez, 17:38, 6th May 2003:
 
You heard i was god?
Posted by Sul, 17:40, 6th May 2003:
 
the drooping?
Posted by cal, 17:42, 6th May 2003:
 
i knew yu'd pick up n bth f thse.

cunts :)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 17:43, 6th May 2003:
 
why dnt y tr t wtht vwls
Posted by Victor Menendez, 17:44, 6th May 2003:
 
o ooa?
Posted by Sul, 17:45, 6th May 2003:
 
o iou ooa
Posted by cal, 17:46, 6th May 2003:
 
?.

.!

"". :)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 17:49, 6th May 2003:
 
' }
Posted by Sul, 17:52, 6th May 2003:
 
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Posted by Sul, 17:53, 6th May 2003:
 
bit its all a bit silly
Posted by cal, 17:55, 6th May 2003:
 
bit. hehehehe
Posted by cal, 17:55, 6th May 2003:
 
of course, if sal had posted that it would have been anactual message
Posted by chandler, 17:55, 6th May 2003:
 
cal rhymes with gal
Posted by chandler, 17:57, 6th May 2003:
 
:)
Posted by Sul, 17:58, 6th May 2003:
 
hehe

It is a message!
Posted by cal, 18:02, 6th May 2003:
 
just on my way home - will decode later
Posted by chandler, 18:08, 6th May 2003:
 
you are sad!

(but tell me what it says when you do, chuppet)
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:09, 6th May 2003:
 
Wanking for coins!!!!

It's a joke between a friend and I which I did blog about and then I found someone had been googling it and arrived at my blog (was it you Cal?)
Posted by chandler, 20:14, 6th May 2003:
 
see i told you she would mention it. i know her so well :)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 20:36, 6th May 2003:
 
and let no man say you steered her to it either.
Posted by chandler, 21:30, 6th May 2003:
 
:D
Posted by cal, 21:30, 6th May 2003:
 
christ, that was clever
Posted by cal, 21:32, 6th May 2003:
 
i thought it didn't look like ascii - it wasn't really

it was a bunch of binary encoded ascii 1's, 0's and spaces - that is, it translated to more binary. so i thought my script was broken :)

after decoding it a second time it says:

"Or Just tALK IN A BINAry CONvErstION OF sOME sOrt :"
Posted by Sul, 21:53, 6th May 2003:
 
Although without random caps
Posted by Victor Menendez, 21:55, 6th May 2003:
 
maybe RUSS has possesed part of cal's mind.
Posted by chandler, 21:56, 6th May 2003:
 
cou-tossers-gh

that doesnt really work written down does it :/
Posted by Sul, 22:01, 6th May 2003:
 
neither does *flips chay the finger* :)
Posted by cal, 09:01, 7th May 2003:
 
sul: nope - it did have those random caps in. i promise
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:12, 7th May 2003:
 
Isn't "Wanking for Coins" a TVGoHome thing?
Posted by cal, 10:18, 7th May 2003:
 
hmm, could be
Posted by chandler, 10:21, 7th May 2003:
 
sounds familiar
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:33, 7th May 2003:
 
http://www.tvgohome.com/020499.html

1.15 am - "Wanking for Coins" with Rowland Rivron
Posted by cal, 10:37, 7th May 2003:
 
bonus!
Posted by chandler, 10:45, 7th May 2003:
 
:D
Posted by Sul, 13:01, 7th May 2003:
 
I still cant get random caps: After getting rid of the spaces and CRLFs and then knocking the remaining to ascii 1s and 0s I get this:

01001111=79=O 01110010=114=r 00100000=32=[space] 01101010=106=j 01110101=117=u 01110011=115=s 01110100=116=t 00100000=32=[space] 01110100=116=t 01100001=97=a 01101100=108=l 01101011=k

and so on

So how have I messed up?
Posted by cal, 13:04, 7th May 2003:
 
going out for lunch now - will redo when i get back
Posted by Grim..., 13:38, 7th May 2003:
 
It's just duel encoded binary - I got the caps too.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:46, 7th May 2003:
 
duel?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:53, 7th May 2003:
 
at dawn?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:54, 7th May 2003:
 
Dead by Dawn?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:56, 7th May 2003:
 
Red or dead?
Posted by cal, 14:14, 7th May 2003:
 
that's bizarre - i've re-written my script and now i get no caps
Posted by cal, 14:15, 7th May 2003:
 
ahh - i see. if you use bit 4 in the place of bit 3 (12445678) then you get the caps. it must have been a typo :/
Posted by chandler, 14:18, 7th May 2003:
 
my god you people, chriisssst!!!!! get outside it's a bloody nice day agghhh, no more geekery aggghhhhhh

*head explodes*
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:20, 7th May 2003:
 
of course....bit 4, bit 3 ;)
Posted by Sul, 14:30, 7th May 2003:
 
Of course because of the 32 add :) What is more bizarre though is how you and grim managed the same typo :/
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:38, 7th May 2003:
 
yes, that is strange.

oops, etc.
Posted by cal, 15:55, 7th May 2003:
 
yeah - i was thinking either that was a huge bit of chance, or grim lied, assuming i'd be right :)
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:54, 7th May 2003:
 
yes Wanking for coins is with Roland Rivron