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Posted by Sul, 10:30, 8th May 2003:
 
Last night I dreamt that I came third in a running race a Jack Osbournes birthday party. I won a sock.
Posted by chandler, 10:45, 8th May 2003:
 
HAAHAAA you weirdo

what colour was the sock?
Posted by Rosie, 10:48, 8th May 2003:
 
had you eaten cheese before bedtime sul?

or Stella???
Posted by Sul, 10:56, 8th May 2003:
 
The sock was black.
The dream happened this morning really.
I had no cheese but I did have 2 stella's.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 11:53, 8th May 2003:
 
I dreamt that I was Mina Harker from the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. I had to escape from a prison that was just a cell with a chair in it. It was high up in a block and only had three walls. I could do that cool jumpy thing where you can almost fly. I was also briefly the invisible man.
Posted by chris, 12:29, 8th May 2003:
 
I dreamt i had a house party at my grans house, and when i was clearing up i found em and chay asleep on the sofa... that's not riiight...
Posted by chandler, 12:30, 8th May 2003:
 
YAAAAAAAY!

were we worn out!?
Posted by jlittle, 12:30, 8th May 2003:
 
errrrr!

your all freaks
Posted by chandler, 12:30, 8th May 2003:
 
that rules Chris!!!!!
Posted by beargod, 12:36, 8th May 2003:
 
but did it look like chay and em or was it what you thought they looked like, hmmmm
Posted by cal, 14:19, 8th May 2003:
 
james: YOU'RE all freaks. get it right
Posted by chris, 14:20, 8th May 2003:
 
nah it was definatly them... chays here wasnt blue though.
Posted by chandler, 14:21, 8th May 2003:
 
hair? and enough with the Milhouse comments
Posted by chris, 14:27, 8th May 2003:
 
that's the one - hair! ;)
Posted by jlittle, 14:28, 8th May 2003:
 
NFOAD!
Posted by cal, 14:38, 8th May 2003:
 
N?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:01, 8th May 2003:
 
RBLARGH!
Posted by Sul, 15:06, 8th May 2003:
 
Real Blokes Laugh At Randy Gob Holes?
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:09, 8th May 2003:
 
Haha! Milhouse! :)
Posted by chandler, 15:11, 8th May 2003:
 
:P
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:16, 8th May 2003:
 
Thinking about it, Chay's constant hormone-laden comments border on the whole Milhouse fancying Lisa Simpson thing :)
Posted by chandler, 15:16, 8th May 2003:
 
haha
:D
Posted by cal, 15:18, 8th May 2003:
 
does em have a pointy yellow head?
Posted by chandler, 15:19, 8th May 2003:
 
no, she has a normal head, with cool hair (soon to be dyed red again)
and i dont have blue hair
Posted by Rosie, 15:21, 8th May 2003:
 
lol!

"pointy yellow head"!!!
Posted by chris, 15:22, 8th May 2003:
 
you dont need blue hair chay the spirits there!
Posted by chandler, 15:23, 8th May 2003:
 
:P
Posted by beargod, 15:24, 8th May 2003:
 
the problem is he doesn't wear a backpack ever, and his glasses arn't red, but apart from that he is milhouse
Posted by cal, 15:25, 8th May 2003:
 
maybe he could paint his glasses?

and his hair
Posted by chandler, 15:32, 8th May 2003:
 
yes and my face
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:34, 8th May 2003:
 
assuming of course, that he wants to increase his score on the Milhouse-O-Meter.
Posted by cal, 15:34, 8th May 2003:
 
cool. post a pic when you do

and use emulsion
Posted by cal, 15:34, 8th May 2003:
 
vic: he's already at the top of the scale
Posted by chandler, 15:37, 8th May 2003:
 
yes thanks for that Cal
Posted by cal, 15:41, 8th May 2003:
 
no problem, friend
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:03, 8th May 2003:
 
Chay should use that shiny enamel paint you use with those airfix plane. Then he will be wipe clean should you want to expose him to some bukkake action.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:04, 8th May 2003:
 
Or just laminate the wee boy.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:04, 8th May 2003:
 
"wee boy" as in him, not his weiner.
Posted by chandler, 16:06, 8th May 2003:
 
haha
Posted by cal, 16:17, 8th May 2003:
 
woo. chay bukkake action. just what we need



err, not
Posted by chandler, 16:17, 8th May 2003:
 
:S
Posted by Redmaiden, 19:26, 8th May 2003:
 
oh god no bukkake action thanks

my hair is spiky and blondish at the moment and I am very intelligent though I do not play a saxophone (or have a pearl necklace :-D)
Posted by beargod, 20:15, 8th May 2003:
 
yeah likely story
Posted by cal, 20:29, 8th May 2003:
 
well, not yet anyway
Posted by cal, 20:29, 8th May 2003:
 
ick - sorry about that
Posted by Victor Menendez, 20:44, 8th May 2003:
 
ha, you just said what we were all thinking.
Posted by cal, 20:50, 8th May 2003:
 
:)
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:12, 8th May 2003:
 
well I'm hoping for one soon ;-)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 23:29, 8th May 2003:
 
Why don't you ask him for an iced bun, or a dutch blindfold?
Posted by Redmaiden, 00:54, 9th May 2003:
 
is that summit to do with tits and jizz?
Posted by Redmaiden, 00:59, 9th May 2003:
 
I'm thinking I'll give it a miss and let Vic and Sul show us how you like it
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:15, 9th May 2003:
 
not gonna happen reddy.

(sul can't afford me :) )
Posted by cal, 09:19, 9th May 2003:
 
hahaha. no denying that you want him to though
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:03, 9th May 2003:
 
;)
Posted by Sul, 10:08, 9th May 2003:
 
O_o
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:27, 9th May 2003:
 
I consulted my profanisaurus and I now know what a dutch blindfold is! I will definately to pass on that though thanks for the suggestions :-D
Posted by Victor Menendez, 23:09, 9th May 2003:
 
no turning down of the iced bun though i notice.
Posted by Redmaiden, 00:57, 10th May 2003:
 
well I'm not 100% sure about that one though I've had a pretty good guess.... what is it?
Posted by thegush, 04:39, 10th May 2003:
 
i am too young to understand
Posted by thegush, 04:40, 10th May 2003:
 
help me, i am a child
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:19, 13th May 2003:
 
I had a dream last night where I murdered the lead singer of Coldplay by beating him to death with a can of beans. Fortunately, my two flatmates, Tony Blair and Liam Gallagher (who slept in bunkbeds) were suspected of the deed. I was scared as despite nobody suspecting me, I knew I would be found out, especially since I had bloodstains on my McD's uniform.
Posted by chandler, 09:25, 13th May 2003:
 
:D thats fantastic!
Posted by cal, 09:27, 13th May 2003:
 
i had the same dream!

(er, not really. you physco)
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:28, 13th May 2003:
 
"Physco" is my favorite soft drink.
Posted by earthworm, 09:30, 13th May 2003:
 
orange fanta is mine at the minute... makes my mouth water just thinking about it... oh no, hang on, thats rabies...