Discussion » A Little One For Chay

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Posted by beargod, 14:43, 8th May 2003:
 
For the benefit of Mr. Chay
There will be a show tonight on trampoline
The Hendersons will all be there
Late of Pablo Fanques Fair-what a scene
Over men and horses hoops and garters
Lastly through a hogshead of real fire!
In this way Mr. Chay will challenge the world!
The celebrated Mr. Chay
Performs his feat on Saturday at Bishopsgate
The Hendersons will dance and sing
As Mr. Chay flys through the ring don't be late
Messrs. Chay and H. assure the public
Their production will be second to none
And of course Henry The Horse dances the waltz!
The band begins at ten to six
When Mr. Chay performs his tricks without a sound
And Mr. H. will demonstrate
Ten summersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
A splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Chay is topping the bill.
Posted by beargod, 14:44, 8th May 2003:
 
I suppose it could be for Cal aswell if i was thinking at the time
Posted by cal, 14:45, 8th May 2003:
 
chay is used to little ones :)
Posted by beargod, 14:51, 8th May 2003:
 
:D
Posted by chandler, 14:51, 8th May 2003:
 
[editted cos i was trying to say something nice about Em, but it all went wrong]
Posted by chandler, 14:52, 8th May 2003:
 
obviously we are talking about different "ones" now
Posted by beargod, 14:54, 8th May 2003:
 
yes i would have said that
Posted by cal, 15:02, 8th May 2003:
 
shemale!!
Posted by chandler, 15:03, 8th May 2003:
 
fuck off cal!
Posted by chris, 15:14, 8th May 2003:
 
oooooooooh
Posted by chandler, 15:17, 8th May 2003:
 
:)
Posted by cal, 15:18, 8th May 2003:
 
handbags!
Posted by Rosie, 15:22, 8th May 2003:
 
fight! fight! fight!

;)
Posted by beargod, 15:22, 8th May 2003:
 
shemales probably do have handbags yes
Posted by chandler, 15:23, 8th May 2003:
 
i was just offended that i should mention emma and cal should shout "shemale"
tosser
Posted by cal, 15:26, 8th May 2003:
 
you did imply that she has a big knob though
Posted by chandler, 15:33, 8th May 2003:
 
[editted cos i was trying to say something nice about Em, but it all went wrong]
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:36, 8th May 2003:
 
Should you be saying stuff like this? If I went on here commenting on the size of my g/f's boobs I'd feel like a right boastful twat. And there's the whole "privacy" can o' worms :)
Posted by chandler, 15:37, 8th May 2003:
 
:D
is she gonna kill me?
Posted by chandler, 15:38, 8th May 2003:
 
oh great, now im worried shes gonna go mad at me
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:39, 8th May 2003:
 
'Kinell, why don't we just post a "What Are Your Girlfriend's Measurements" thread? ;)
Posted by cal, 15:40, 8th May 2003:
 
or a post naked photos of your girlfriend

that's just silly - send them direct to me instead
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:42, 8th May 2003:
 
*buys bottle of JD for girlfriend*

*develops an overwhelming sense of shame and guilt :(*
Posted by cal, 15:42, 8th May 2003:
 
"my girlfriend could beat up your girlfriend"
Posted by cal, 15:42, 8th May 2003:
 
(naked and covered in jelly)
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:43, 8th May 2003:
 
Some of my girlfriend's family were high-up IRA members. Therefore a bit hard. Do I win?
Posted by chandler, 15:43, 8th May 2003:
 
haha
:D
Posted by cal, 15:45, 8th May 2003:
 
can she wrestle naked in jelly?

can we watch?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:49, 8th May 2003:
 
you say 'were' ap?
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:02, 8th May 2003:
 
They got exiled or something.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:07, 8th May 2003:
 
This is the Inland Revenue Association right?
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:08, 8th May 2003:
 
hee hee
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:15, 8th May 2003:
 
Yes the tax folk.
Posted by cal, 16:16, 8th May 2003:
 
they're pretty fucking dangerous people. don't cross them
Posted by Redmaiden, 19:19, 8th May 2003:
 
:-O