Discussion » The Countdown Begins

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Posted by chandler, 16:07, 14th May 2003:
 
Less than 10 days to go now
;)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:08, 14th May 2003:
 
The final countdown?
Posted by chandler, 16:11, 14th May 2003:
 
no, The Countdown
Posted by Greeny, 16:11, 14th May 2003:
 
Yeah chandler, what's that all about?
Posted by Grim..., 16:11, 14th May 2003:
 
I am Cal age 3?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:11, 14th May 2003:
 
Are you going on 'countdown'? if so, don't take beargod.
Posted by chandler, 16:12, 14th May 2003:
 
dear god no! iamcal being 3 is nothing compared to this
Posted by Sul, 16:12, 14th May 2003:
 
Certainly is less than 10 days. Only 2 and a bit til friday night.

Is everyone excited?

I am :D
Posted by Sul, 16:13, 14th May 2003:
 
he means til he meets Emma. *rolls eyes and thumps head on desk ap styleee*
Posted by chandler, 16:13, 14th May 2003:
 
yes :D
Posted by chandler, 16:13, 14th May 2003:
 
^_^
Posted by beargod, 16:14, 14th May 2003:
 
damn you Sul we might have been able to work some people up
Posted by Greeny, 16:16, 14th May 2003:
 
This is that lass you met on t'ínternet innit? Good Luck mate, must be pretty daunting if this is the first time you've actually met.
Posted by chandler, 16:17, 14th May 2003:
 
its Redmaiden. she posts on here. yes we are quite scared, but also quite hyper about it :D
Posted by chandler, 16:18, 14th May 2003:
 
9 days 19 hours and 43 minutes to go
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:21, 14th May 2003:
 
Otherwise known as "Kleenex Retirement Day".
Posted by beargod, 16:22, 14th May 2003:
 
also known as "YAY I get to drive a distance" day
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:22, 14th May 2003:
 
"Are you going on 'countdown'? if so, don't take beargod."

This is the FUNNIEST POST EVER!!!
Posted by chandler, 16:23, 14th May 2003:
 
ap: :D
bg: Cheers dude
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:24, 14th May 2003:
 
"Are you going on 'countdown'? if so, don't take beargod."


haha! genius!


Sorry, I'm still laughing at it.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:26, 14th May 2003:
 
Here's a countdown for you:

1 hour:


Time until I crack one off next. The kids have gotta eat.
Posted by chandler, 16:27, 14th May 2003:
 
:D
Posted by chandler, 16:27, 14th May 2003:
 
yeah but they dont have to eat that, no matter how much protein there is in it
Posted by chandler, 16:28, 14th May 2003:
 
do you reckon thats what jacko would say in court? I was only trying to feed the children?
Posted by cal, 16:29, 14th May 2003:
 
Are you going on 'countdown'? if so, don't take beargod.


some words of utter genius get uttered on this site
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:30, 14th May 2003:
 
"Your Honour, you see, we were making some papier mache statues of me when we ran out of PVA glue. So I produced my own. Ow! Shamon!"
Posted by cal, 16:31, 14th May 2003:
 
and chay - you can fuck right off!

"iamcal being 3 is nothing compared to this"

i think it's somewhat more important, having taken 1000 days, not 1000 minutes :)
Posted by chandler, 16:31, 14th May 2003:
 
:D heehee
Posted by chandler, 16:32, 14th May 2003:
 
:P
Posted by chandler, 16:33, 14th May 2003:
 
9days 19hours 26minutes
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:34, 14th May 2003:
 
"Are you going on 'countdown'? if so, don't take beargod.


some words of utter genius get uttered on this site"


Vic's line should be on top of every thread ever. Or be a tagline or something. I'm humbled by the fucking genius of that. No offence though, BG!
Posted by cal, 16:40, 14th May 2003:
 
*added to the tagline list*
Posted by beargod, 16:45, 14th May 2003:
 
No offence taken, I know I speel wrongly sometimes
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:48, 14th May 2003:
 
Cal, you should do a random tagline thing, so it changes every time you refresh. If that can be done. Probably not :(
Posted by chandler, 17:02, 14th May 2003:
 
9days 18hours 56minutes
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:05, 14th May 2003:
 
Can anyone keep me up to date on the "Countdown to when we all kick Hormone Chay's ass"?
Posted by chandler, 17:06, 14th May 2003:
 
about 5 minutes from now?
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:08, 14th May 2003:
 
We should all bore Chay about our girlfriends. That'll learn 'im.
Posted by beargod, 17:08, 14th May 2003:
 
I thought it was now
Posted by chandler, 17:12, 14th May 2003:
 
oh yeah
Posted by Grim..., 17:15, 14th May 2003:
 
We should all bore Chay about our girlfriends. That'll learn 'im.

I once described mine on this site as 'a stuck-up, lying, cheap, slag of a bitch'.
Posted by cal, 17:22, 14th May 2003:
 
nice

ap: not a good idea. it would mess up search engine indexing, etc.

that's why it changes once a month max
Posted by chandler, 17:25, 14th May 2003:
 
:D
Posted by chandler, 17:36, 14th May 2003:
 
i like posting single smileys now i know it annoys the mailing list people
Posted by chandler, 17:36, 14th May 2003:
 
:P
Posted by chandler, 17:43, 14th May 2003:
 
its 9days 18hours 16minutes 14seconds

if anyone wanted to know
Posted by cal, 17:44, 14th May 2003:
 
chay's looking for a banning :)

i think greeny has joined the mailing list now, btw
Posted by chandler, 17:46, 14th May 2003:
 
:S
Posted by chandler, 17:46, 14th May 2003:
 
im rocking for a blocking
:D
Posted by cal, 17:49, 14th May 2003:
 
hehehe
Posted by chandler, 17:50, 14th May 2003:
 
"driving in a van to an IP ban" if you will
Posted by cal, 17:54, 14th May 2003:
 
roffle
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:45, 14th May 2003:
 
Otherwise known as "Kleenex Retirement Day".


and that was fucking funny too :-D
Posted by Miki, 23:33, 14th May 2003:
 
9 days 12 hours 24 minutes remaining ... ?
Posted by chandler, 23:35, 14th May 2003:
 
yes!
Posted by chandler, 17:21, 15th May 2003:
 
8 days 18 hours 37 minutes remaining
Posted by Grim..., 17:38, 15th May 2003:
 
Chay's got Cal's attention for a account suspension...
Posted by Greeny, 17:49, 15th May 2003:
 
Yeah, I am on the mailing list... My delete button (now renamed chandler) is getting a bashing ;)
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:04, 15th May 2003:
 
awwwww
Posted by chandler, 18:48, 15th May 2003:
 
hahahaha :D
nice rhyme grim...
and nice to know you think about me greeny
;)
Posted by reitsma, 00:00, 16th May 2003:
 
HOORAY! HAPPY NUMBER THREE!!!
WOOO!!!

:o)

heh. i'm good.
Posted by reitsma, 00:00, 16th May 2003:
 
from the source code:

<!-- alive for 3 years, 0 days, 0 hours, 0 minutes and 3 seconds and counting -->
Posted by chandler, 00:08, 16th May 2003:
 
hey! this countdown thread is a countdown to emma and chay day, not a countdown to iamcal birthday!!!

oh and its 8 days 11 hours 48 minutes and 43 seconds till emma time btw
Posted by reitsma, 00:45, 16th May 2003:
 
:oP

well, cal hasn't invented your super thread fixing software, so i'm exercising my right to make this countdown whatever i want it for. :o)

and if you edit me, i'll kick your ass.
Posted by chandler, 00:49, 16th May 2003:
 
yeah you and whose army
Posted by reitsma, 04:10, 16th May 2003:
 
like i need an army to whoop your millhousian butt!
Posted by cal, 08:47, 16th May 2003:
 
hehehehehe
Posted by chandler, 09:47, 16th May 2003:
 
"whooping" each others butts is what the army does best. they get so lonely you see.
Posted by chandler, 16:17, 16th May 2003:
 
7 days 19 hours 41 minutes 23 seconds
Posted by beargod, 16:19, 16th May 2003:
 
shut up shut up shut up
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:19, 16th May 2003:
 
LOL@BG
Posted by chandler, 16:19, 16th May 2003:
 
no no no
Posted by Redmaiden, 17:01, 16th May 2003:
 
never shut up :)
Posted by reitsma, 03:45, 19th May 2003:
 
CHUT UP! (heh heh heh)

makes me laugh every time.
Posted by chandler, 09:13, 19th May 2003:
 
:)
Posted by chandler, 09:13, 19th May 2003:
 
5 days 2 hours 45 minutes
Posted by beargod, 09:33, 19th May 2003:
 
no its not
Posted by chandler, 09:34, 19th May 2003:
 
yes it is
Posted by chandler, 15:54, 21st May 2003:
 
2 days 20 hours 4 minutes to go
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:55, 21st May 2003:
 
Watch it!!!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:55, 21st May 2003:
 
chay!!!!
Posted by chandler, 15:57, 21st May 2003:
 
hey i found the thread, like you said to.
its not in your football thread so fuck off! :D
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:57, 21st May 2003:
 
damn! I did say that!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:58, 21st May 2003:
 
Eeek!! I just found naked pic of Sul! Oh my god!! More beef on a butchers pencil!
Posted by chandler, 15:59, 21st May 2003:
 
pardon?
what?
where?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:01, 21st May 2003:
 
on this site...Nov show'd me a link...it was awful, i might have nightmares
Posted by Sul, 16:07, 21st May 2003:
 
I prefer to think of myself as 'lean' ;)
Posted by chandler, 16:10, 21st May 2003:
 
is this the suls dancing arse thing or another nude sul?
Posted by Sul, 16:13, 21st May 2003:
 
there were three... I think :/

Anymore are someone elses body with my head stuck on!!!!1
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:22, 21st May 2003:
 
no, it was Sul standing holding his manhood...wasnt pretty. And yes, lean would be a good description.
Posted by chandler, 16:26, 21st May 2003:
 
?
why sul, why?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:27, 21st May 2003:
 
holding as in hiding i should have said.
Posted by chandler, 16:28, 21st May 2003:
 
oh i seee

but still

why?
!
Posted by chandler, 16:29, 21st May 2003:
 
oh and also i know that curiousity killed the cat but what is the link to that picture.

i'll have my eye gouger on standby
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:31, 21st May 2003:
 
Sorry i dont know it..try and find it.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:40, 21st May 2003:
 
oh ho..

www.sulsplace.com/archives/nakedsul.jpg
Posted by chandler, 16:41, 21st May 2003:
 
bloody hell you are thiner than me dude!
and thats saything something!
how tall are you?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:41, 21st May 2003:
 
4ft 10
Posted by chandler, 16:42, 21st May 2003:
 
:D

www.sulsplace.com/archives/nakedsul2.jpg

this one reminds me of those aid for africa appeals
Posted by Sul, 16:44, 21st May 2003:
 
I'm 6'2"

Yes, I'm very lanky and very thin. Thanks for pointing out my physical flaws. I'll go slit my wrists now

;)
Posted by chandler, 16:45, 21st May 2003:
 
well you are taller than me. but a little thinner (not much)
so a slightly stretched out version of me

i'm guessing you weigh just over 11 stone

( $%^$^$%^£%$& )
Posted by Sul, 16:51, 21st May 2003:
 
Yes chay, bang on, I weight just over 11 stone

($%^£$%^£$%£%^) :p
Posted by chandler, 16:52, 21st May 2003:
 
oh must be the extra height then
cos i only weigh 10 and sometimes 10 and a bit
Posted by Sul, 16:53, 21st May 2003:
 
I dont think I look as thin as that in real life. Must be the camera. Yes that's it. The camera. :/
Posted by chandler, 16:55, 21st May 2003:
 
you dont look that thin in your profile
Posted by chandler, 16:57, 21st May 2003:
 
my gooooooodddddddd im bored!

2 days 19 hours if anyone cares

(im guessing not)
Posted by chandler, 15:17, 22nd May 2003:
 
1 day 20 hours 41 minutes

(hey you knew it was going to be me updating the time so why did you even bother clicking huh?)
Posted by beargod, 15:22, 22nd May 2003:
 
cos it was up in the list
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:30, 22nd May 2003:
 
Fuck off Chay ;)
Posted by chandler, 15:39, 22nd May 2003:
 
you clicked it bumdog