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Posted by cal, 14:15, 15th May 2003:
 
chay is actually funny:

[14:12:18] Chay Hawes (MSN): alexi sayle used to live near us
[14:12:25] Chay Hawes (MSN): my mum would see him in the chipshop
[14:12:32] Chay Hawes (MSN): i hope he isnt my real dad :S
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:17, 15th May 2003:
 
"So then, she headbutted me. I asked, 'Why did you do that?' 'That was for the invasion of Crete'".
Posted by chandler, 14:18, 15th May 2003:
 
:D
Posted by Grim..., 14:29, 15th May 2003:
 
Yeah - these are from 'The Young Ones'
Posted by Grim..., 14:30, 15th May 2003:
 
Except Alexi Sayle said someone else...
Posted by chandler, 14:37, 15th May 2003:
 
pardon?
Posted by Grim..., 14:50, 15th May 2003:
 
Louder: Except Alexi Sayle said someone else...
Posted by chandler, 14:51, 15th May 2003:
 
:D
Posted by Grim..., 15:25, 15th May 2003:
 
Mousillini, I think.
Posted by chandler, 15:35, 15th May 2003:
 
but its true my mum did used to see Alexi Sayle in the chipshop
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:41, 15th May 2003:
 
Actually, true story this, Me and my dad were in Aldeburgh (near Ipswich) and were walking the dog we had then (an Alsatian called Samantha). We were walking past a chippy and the dog tried to get in the doorway. My dad pulled the lead and shouted "Samantha!", to which a woman sitting in a car outside the chippy stuck her head out of the window and said "Yeah?" as if she was being called. It was Sam Fox. No lie.
Posted by chandler, 15:43, 15th May 2003:
 
Aldeburgh! i know it well. Very good fish and Chip shops. though i dont eat fish. but i used to when i was little and we would visit relatives in ipswich

so there you go

i never saw Sam Fox there though
Posted by Greeny, 16:11, 15th May 2003:
 
I saw Mark Lamarr and Geoff Capes once...
Posted by Greeny, 16:11, 15th May 2003:
 
But not in Ipswich
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:12, 15th May 2003:
 
I saw Billy Connoly once.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:15, 15th May 2003:
 
Sul, I need a wee bit of help..may i send you a mail to your hotmail account?
Posted by Grim..., 16:23, 15th May 2003:
 
Greeny: Individually or in concert?
Posted by Sul, 16:25, 15th May 2003:
 
Certainly FL
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:31, 15th May 2003:
 
On its Sul. cheers.
Posted by chandler, 16:31, 15th May 2003:
 
on its way?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:31, 15th May 2003:
 
yeah, thanks Chay :)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:34, 15th May 2003:
 
You recieve it Sul?
Posted by Sul, 16:35, 15th May 2003:
 
yep, thanks, its lovely. Is that really your sister? And she fancies me? Weird.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:36, 15th May 2003:
 
cheers mate
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:43, 15th May 2003:
 
Its my wee sister, and she is only 12 so stop it!
Posted by Greeny, 16:44, 15th May 2003:
 
Individually, though in concert would have been good - fifties throwback and eighties throwback - H.G Wells would have creamed!
Posted by earthworm, 18:33, 15th May 2003:
 
Has anyone heard of Lyndsay Ward? She was going out with Lara (the cricket guy) for a while and she is a page three model...?

She used to live round the corner from me...

Funn how things change... she was a right munter at school!
Posted by Sul, 18:53, 15th May 2003:
 
Bah. I get harrassed by Barry from eastenders uncle in the Star in Swanscombe. I also breifly considered buying a frying pan to hit Vic Reeves in the face with when I saw him in a shopping centre a few months back. Then I decided that perhaps I'd be only person in the world who'd find it funny.
Posted by cal, 08:50, 16th May 2003:
 
i would have laughed
Posted by earthworm, 08:56, 16th May 2003:
 
so would I...
Posted by beargod, 12:18, 16th May 2003:
 
I shook Orvils hand and sootys