Discussion » *that* Chicken

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Posted by Grim..., 22:03, 15th May 2003:
 
SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We donot even have a chicken.

GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.

COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.

HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told usthe chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

TRICIA
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
eChicken 2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your checkbook - and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not have sexual relations with that Chicken.

THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?

HOMER SIMPSON
Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:19, 15th May 2003:
 
excellent :-D
Posted by jeffld, 22:49, 15th May 2003:
 
That is funny.. very. I'll have to make a copy of that.


jeffld
Posted by arsepuppy, 02:11, 16th May 2003:
 
CHAY
Craig Charles didn't rape that chicken. He was innocent!
Posted by arsepuppy, 02:11, 16th May 2003:
 
Woo alcohol! Mercy.
Posted by arsepuppy, 02:12, 16th May 2003:
 
Only joking Chayseff.

oops etc.
Posted by mickywullclanger, 03:09, 16th May 2003:
 
[im a twaaaat]
Posted by mickywullclanger, 03:10, 16th May 2003:
 
i hate u all
Posted by mickywullclanger, 03:13, 16th May 2003:
 
my girl friend has a spot on her belly, the doctor said that its a baby but she just wanted to feel her up. it is a fucking spot!
Posted by mickywullclanger, 03:13, 16th May 2003:
 
anal
Posted by mickywullclanger, 03:13, 16th May 2003:
 
loving
Posted by mickywullclanger, 03:14, 16th May 2003:
 
cock sucking
Posted by mickywullclanger, 03:14, 16th May 2003:
 
spunk obsessed
Posted by mickywullclanger, 03:15, 16th May 2003:
 
losers
Posted by mickywullclanger, 03:17, 16th May 2003:
 
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL GOD IM LAFFING MY WOMB OUT
Posted by Sul, 08:12, 16th May 2003:
 
"spunk obsessed loser" - He's got me down pat.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 08:13, 16th May 2003:
 
I must remember the term 'Monkeyfucking rent boy'
Posted by Sul, 08:40, 16th May 2003:
 
I like "MonkeyWanking Cock Weasel"
Posted by cal, 08:43, 16th May 2003:
 
he's obviously excited about our birthday
Posted by cal, 08:44, 16th May 2003:
 
sul: we know. the zoo told us
Posted by chandler, 09:56, 16th May 2003:
 
mickywullclanger: "my girl friend has a spot on her belly"

thats where the valve is so you can inflate her, fucknut
Posted by chandler, 09:57, 16th May 2003:
 
cal any reason why this child isn't banned yet?
Posted by cal, 10:03, 16th May 2003:
 
keeps changing ip address
Posted by chandler, 10:14, 16th May 2003:
 
damn it
Posted by chandler, 10:17, 16th May 2003:
 
i guess changing his password will just result in a new name
Posted by cal, 11:49, 16th May 2003:
 
let's just ignore and edit where appropriate
Posted by chandler, 11:50, 16th May 2003:
 
ok
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:51, 16th May 2003:
 
or find out where he lives and kick his ass!
Posted by beargod, 11:52, 16th May 2003:
 
can't you find him and shoot him?
Posted by beargod, 11:53, 16th May 2003:
 
he he he
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:58, 16th May 2003:
 
I am niot a big fan of shooting..but i am willing to kick his ass!
Posted by Grim..., 17:14, 16th May 2003:
 
Oi - any ass kicking to be done is to be done by me!
I scared the last one away, remember!