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Posted by donnie, 13:39, 19th May 2003:
 
go away :'(
Posted by chandler, 13:40, 19th May 2003:
 
heehee
:D
Posted by beargod, 13:43, 19th May 2003:
 
?
Posted by donnie, 13:45, 19th May 2003:
 
you can get lost too
Posted by chandler, 13:46, 19th May 2003:
 
what?
Posted by chandler, 13:46, 19th May 2003:
 
:D weirdo
Posted by donnie, 13:46, 19th May 2003:
 
(donnie is dumb, and half blind - needs his glasses)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:47, 19th May 2003:
 
Donnie needs to lie down
Posted by donnie, 13:49, 19th May 2003:
 
Donnie just got up.... and also must stop talking 3rd person
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:50, 19th May 2003:
 
Thats a good idea.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:50, 19th May 2003:
 
This looks like Donnie tagline idiocy to me.

&(*)&)&)^%%(&*
Posted by donnie, 13:52, 19th May 2003:
 
You are so right Vic, its almost like you have superhero powers...

I wonder...
Posted by chandler, 13:53, 19th May 2003:
 
vicky no it wasnt me

donnie posted cos he thought he had gotten a strapline but he hadnt so then he changed it.


donnie's a bit daft
Posted by donnie, 13:55, 19th May 2003:
 
god chay - you're so slow, vicky got it ages ago!
Posted by chandler, 13:56, 19th May 2003:
 
:D
Posted by chandler, 13:57, 19th May 2003:
 
hey Donnie. do you have Odd Legs?
Posted by donnie, 13:58, 19th May 2003:
 
i have sexy legs :)
Posted by beargod, 13:59, 19th May 2003:
 
can you post up a pic of them?
Posted by chandler, 13:59, 19th May 2003:
 
oh so you arent named after Donnie Odd-Legs then?
Posted by donnie, 14:00, 19th May 2003:
 
for you beargod - certainly not.
Posted by donnie, 14:04, 19th May 2003:
 
No chay, i'm sorry.
Posted by chandler, 14:06, 19th May 2003:
 
oh :(
Posted by donnie, 14:09, 19th May 2003:
 
I'm actually Magnum PI in disguise, but shhhhhhhh!!!
Posted by mickywullclanger, 14:11, 19th May 2003:
 
I am actually petrocelli in disguise, (i'm on a case)
Posted by chandler, 14:17, 19th May 2003:
 
i like your new password micky. and your email address is first class too.
Posted by chandler, 14:18, 19th May 2003:
 
your password is good cos it is in stark contrast to Vickys one
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:18, 19th May 2003:
 
well what are they?
Posted by donnie, 14:19, 19th May 2003:
 
chay you mean bastard :)
Posted by chandler, 14:21, 19th May 2003:
 
?
Posted by donnie, 14:22, 19th May 2003:
 
dont just show off, tell us some passwords!!!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:32, 19th May 2003:
 
Apologies, i think this job is making me noticably more stupid by the day.
Posted by chandler, 14:49, 19th May 2003:
 
vicky I KNOW! I was playing along, nutter!

you stole it the other day when i posted the password :)

hence me mentioning the contrast between mickys password and yours :)
Posted by donnie, 14:51, 19th May 2003:
 
oh it's all genius!!!
Posted by Rosie, 14:52, 19th May 2003:
 
SOOOOOoooo, which one of you is stupid then? Vic or Chay?

:)
Posted by chandler, 14:52, 19th May 2003:
 
you
;)
Posted by Rosie, 14:53, 19th May 2003:
 
Ha!

:D
Posted by Rosie, 14:53, 19th May 2003:
 
Man Alive! - I'm bored.

:/
Posted by donnie, 14:54, 19th May 2003:
 
bored bored boredddd
Posted by chandler, 14:57, 19th May 2003:
 
:D i have stuff i was supposed to finish last Wednesday
and im still (not) doing it!

yay for me
Posted by Rosie, 14:59, 19th May 2003:
 
Yay for you chay!

I've done all my work and I'm bored shitless.

Its dead here today.

Does anyone here like Tom Green. I watched a bit of his DVD yesterday - some bits where funny others just made me feel sick...
Posted by donnie, 15:00, 19th May 2003:
 
I like Tom Green, he's very funny, even the gross stuff is funny :)
Posted by chandler, 15:01, 19th May 2003:
 
Sooo damned booored of this work.

so striking up idle conversation, Rosie, how is your monkey?
Posted by Rosie, 15:05, 19th May 2003:
 
My monkey is fine thanks chay!

It got a beating at the weekend - which was nice as I haven't had it for a while...
Posted by chandler, 15:06, 19th May 2003:
 
good for you.
On Saturday i might be getting to visit a certain someone's monkey ;)
Posted by chandler, 15:07, 19th May 2003:
 
i shall be sure to give it a good feeding.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:08, 19th May 2003:
 
you're going to Gibraltar?
Posted by donnie, 15:09, 19th May 2003:
 
feed it well and it will love you

but don't treat that monkey bad chay!
Posted by Rosie, 15:09, 19th May 2003:
 
Cool!

My monkeys beating lasted for about 2 hours! Monkey was a bit sore after that.
Posted by chandler, 15:10, 19th May 2003:
 
:)
we have a good two days to get in loads of monkey millarky :D
Posted by chandler, 15:11, 19th May 2003:
 
vicky - yes
Posted by Rosie, 15:12, 19th May 2003:
 
SAFE monkey millarky I hope young man.
Posted by Rosie, 15:12, 19th May 2003:
 
No Glove No Love remember
Posted by chandler, 15:12, 19th May 2003:
 
but of course. :)
and lots of it :D
Posted by donnie, 15:13, 19th May 2003:
 
don't actually wear a glove though
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:14, 19th May 2003:
 
Gibraltar Rocks!
Posted by chandler, 15:15, 19th May 2003:
 
no, i wouldnt wear a glove unless i was very deformed. :S
and vicky: hahahaha :D
Posted by Rosie, 15:15, 19th May 2003:
 
You can get curry flavoured rubbers in the pub near me.

How revolting is that?
Posted by Rosie, 15:16, 19th May 2003:
 
Want me to forward some up to you Chay?
Posted by chandler, 15:16, 19th May 2003:
 
emma doesnt like curry.
so no thanks rosie
:)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:17, 19th May 2003:
 
Just kidding!

oops etc.
Posted by donnie, 15:17, 19th May 2003:
 
they do kangaroo flavoured ones in a pub near me :S
Posted by donnie, 15:18, 19th May 2003:
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

make him stoooooooop!!!!!!! :'D
Posted by chandler, 15:19, 19th May 2003:
 
thanks vicky.
i have photos which confirm that she doesnt have one
Posted by donnie, 15:19, 19th May 2003:
 
that was childish and wrong.
Posted by chandler, 15:20, 19th May 2003:
 
yes it was
Posted by donnie, 15:22, 19th May 2003:
 
Vic we are all very unimpressed...
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:22, 19th May 2003:
 
Dammit, sorry chay i thought only you and cal would see that one. evidently i didn't edit quick enough.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:22, 19th May 2003:
 
Donnie, Cheers :)
Posted by chandler, 15:23, 19th May 2003:
 
i shall of course tell emma you said that vicky
Posted by chandler, 15:23, 19th May 2003:
 
it just wasnt very funny vicky
Posted by donnie, 15:24, 19th May 2003:
 
i must of posted seconds after you :)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:25, 19th May 2003:
 
I dunno, on this showing she evidently has a better sense of humor than you.
Posted by chandler, 15:26, 19th May 2003:
 
;)
Posted by cal, 15:31, 19th May 2003:
 
i go out for lunch and come back to find *this*

jesus
Posted by chandler, 15:32, 19th May 2003:
 
well vicky was being nasty :(
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:32, 19th May 2003:
 
Sorry :( i'll be good.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:33, 19th May 2003:
 
What you have for lunch Cal?
Posted by cal, 15:35, 19th May 2003:
 
chargrilled chicken with bacon. very nice
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:35, 19th May 2003:
 
better than the f'ing McD's i got!
Posted by chandler, 15:35, 19th May 2003:
 
please be good vicky
i dont like you saying things about my girl
even if you think you are being funny
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:40, 19th May 2003:
 
It still gets me that you're so protective and hardcore about this despite the fact that you haven't met yet.

Sometimes you sound like Johnny from Grease 2. Bloody Hell.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:40, 19th May 2003:
 
I think its cool, he is protecting his woman..nothing wrong with that.
Posted by chandler, 15:42, 19th May 2003:
 
ap : :P
fl : thanks
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:43, 19th May 2003:
 
I am sorry chay, i wasn't being cruel to redmaiden, i was making a comment along the lines of 'she's a ficticious character and your going up to meet a 48-year old man' type thing. no insult intended.
Posted by chandler, 15:44, 19th May 2003:
 
:) yeah i know, and you know im 99.9999% sure that she is real now!
after the MSN, the phone calls and the photos.

:D
Posted by cal, 15:45, 19th May 2003:
 
chay: have you ever read about the kaycee-nicole thing though?
Posted by cal, 15:45, 19th May 2003:
 
here: www.rootnode.org/article.php?sid=26

worth reading it in full
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:46, 19th May 2003:
 
:D

*Offers hand to shake*
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:46, 19th May 2003:
 
FL: But my point is that he's like this already, all this "my girl" rhetoric, I'd feel suffocated by this if I was Emma....

Just think what it'd be like when he actually *meets* her. He'll probably insist they hide in a box, he'll tie a bayonet to his knob and threaten anyone nearby with it. Especially old ladies.
Posted by chandler, 15:47, 19th May 2003:
 
thanks cal :S
i have photographic proof and ive spoken to her. so i know she is real. and not a bloke
Posted by chandler, 15:48, 19th May 2003:
 
*shakes Vicky's hand, recoils in shock as electricity surges through body*

:)
Posted by chandler, 15:49, 19th May 2003:
 
fuck you arsepuppy fuck you very much
Posted by nibbler, 15:50, 19th May 2003:
 
Nice image there AP.

I am scarred for life now
Posted by chandler, 15:51, 19th May 2003:
 
it's lucky you arent emma then isnt it, tosser.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:52, 19th May 2003:
 
chay: :P
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:53, 19th May 2003:
 
Is it time for you to know that you have been talking to me on MSN, sul on the phone and the pictures are pictures of Grim?


jokingjokingjokingjoking
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:53, 19th May 2003:
 
I also think that if Chay is this excited already then he might be premi-jack on the actual day.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:54, 19th May 2003:
 
"tosser"

Meow.

:)
Posted by chandler, 15:54, 19th May 2003:
 
fl: thanks for publishing my worse fear for the weekend for everyone to enjoy. :(
Posted by Rosie, 15:56, 19th May 2003:
 
Oh Come on People - leave the guy alone!

:)
Posted by chandler, 15:58, 19th May 2003:
 
thank you rosie
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:00, 19th May 2003:
 
Sorry Rosie. I'll stop :)

Dammit. I didn't manage to work in the "polevaulting to Leeds with his stiffy" joke. Oh well.
Posted by chandler, 16:00, 19th May 2003:
 
you just slipped it in there.

which is also my plan for during our train journey from Leeds to Middlesbrough
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:06, 19th May 2003:
 
Rophynol?

You sicko.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:06, 19th May 2003:
 
:)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:07, 19th May 2003:
 
Chay, sorry mate and Rosie, sorry i shall no more
Posted by chandler, 16:11, 19th May 2003:
 
ap: haha :D
Posted by Redmaiden, 19:21, 19th May 2003:
 
you bunch of cynical wankers, thanks a bloody lot
Posted by Victor Menendez, 19:27, 19th May 2003:
 
We were only playing ;)
Posted by chandler, 19:30, 19th May 2003:
 
that wink makes me want to claw your semi colon out
Posted by Redmaiden, 19:31, 19th May 2003:
 
it might help if you were actually nicer then instead of taking the piss all the fucking time
Posted by Victor Menendez, 19:40, 19th May 2003:
 
Ah well, lets leave aside the fact that lots of other people were there as well and consider it payback for having to dredge through 3 months of chay loves reddy kay eye ess ess eye en gee type crap.
Posted by Sul, 19:53, 19th May 2003:
 
Lighten up Reddy. Do you really expect us to be supportive all the time. We're a piss taking bunch of arseholes by nature.
Posted by Sul, 19:58, 19th May 2003:
 
and unfortunatley you two bring piss taking upon yourselves.

Think of it like beargod's spelling. Or the fact that somehow I've become a vice lord.
Posted by chandler, 19:59, 19th May 2003:
 
Bye then
Posted by sal, 22:09, 19th May 2003:
 
*sigh* haven't we grown out of running off to our bedrooms, slamming the door and sulking like a kid? :)
Posted by beargod, 22:24, 19th May 2003:
 
Yeah beargods spelling is really good, they take the piss
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:09, 20th May 2003:
 
If Chay keeps this up, Morrissey will have to come out of retirement and write a song about it ;)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:14, 20th May 2003:
 
Did Chay and Red take the hump last night? I hope not.
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:16, 20th May 2003:
 
I hope not either.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:25, 20th May 2003:
 
They arent in a huff, just taking a break from IAMCAL.