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I've got a really bad sore throat and a headache. I feel like I'm dead. I've been rowing with my b/f - I told him to go and get a job and he called me "controlling". I feel like jumping out the fucking window. I'm gonna lose my flat - coz all my lodgers have moved out and I can't afford the rent on my own. I necked a bottle of wine last night and I don't even drink! (I'm sure this is contributing to my headache).

What shall I do? To Jump OR Not To Jump - That Is The Question....

Na, dont jump! Dont ever think that!

And can you tell me how it feels to be dead? Always wanted to know how that felt, without actually kickin it. :D

It feels shit to be dead.

:(

yes, just as i suspected.

My eyeballs feel like they are on fire as does my arsehole.

:(

Rosie you are too good looking to kill yourself so don't

But my arsehole hurts when I shit.

*cheap white wine*

Buy a big doughnut to sit on. But please don't jump.

I'm just moaning - as girls do from time to time. I don't mean it.

Everybody goes through shitty patches in their lives, don't they? It just doesn't help when your eyeballs ache and your ringo stings.

:/

i thought that you said you'd been rowwing with your b/f. as in, in a boat. that would make me upset too.

cheer up, at least you have us. oh. i see what you mean.

;)

I had a really shit night last night too. Don't really want to talk about it though.

Cal: If I had been rowwing with him it may have been alright!
AP: Does your bum hurt too?

Rosie: Thankfully not. Phew :)

It seemed like such a good idea last night. I thought i'd get out my head and forget about everything. But it didn't help at all, in fact it made it 100 times worse. I puked all over the bathroom ( long stringy puke for some reason) and sat crying in the kitchen listening to Magic on the radio till 12.30. I think I'd still half cut now. This is why i don't drink.

Christ I'm crap.

You're not crap at all (sorry if this offends) but your boyfriend is. Don't never speak to me again but it sounds like you could do much better Rosie.

Hope you fell better soon. Oh and try sticking and ice cube up it :D .

I like the ice cube idea! Ohhh Heaven! Unfortunately there are no ice cubes in my office. I've got a coke machine though.......

UPDATE: Have just called Simon and asked if we could be friends again.I apologised for sicking up string in the bathroom which he had to clean up. He said it doesn't matter. So hopefully things will get sorted now. Maybe. One day.

I didn't have any dinner last nite so I'm going to the shop to buy a nutra grain bar...

you called me?

Not you BG, MY ginger simon.

;D

haha, ginger.

Hes balding so its not that ginger. I love his head. Its the best head I've ever seen.ever.

*snigger* she said 'head'

she does seem to like her head, miss Rosie

She does that

:D

Oi! Where the hell is my vic today? Any one know where he is?

Here i am my cherie amour.

Your quiet today mate. You busy?

A little bit my little pomme frite.

Oi you, cheeky!

(I dumped a bloke once who called me a chouxfluer -i don't know how to spell it. It means cauliflower in french. apparently!)

I dont care though. He was just a shag.

I will be more careful then, but don't worry you'll always be my champignion.

Does that mean mushroom - you little git!

LOL..I think it means just fungi. Muchroom would be something like pousser comme un champignion (my french isnt the best)

Now take it easy you little Jambon Sandwich you.

LOL

Oi! Stop calling me legumes (?) you little Haracot Vert. ( Thats ment to say green bean - its all I can remember from my GCSE French!)

Poisson face!

Rosie, you should call him petit tranche de fromage...LOL

Thats enough from you, you gyros pitta mit pommes mayo unt zatziki.

Bitte.

whats that?

little something cheese.....?

petit tranche de fromage = little piece of cheese.

Vic: Du ist doof!

( i bet your impressed with that bit if german aren't ya?!!)

;)

Your German is Alles Druben der platz ;)

lol

Ich leibe dich!

:X

That sounds familiar, i think its on one of my 'special interest' films.

!

I'm ill, my arsehole hurts too. My lungs are giving out on me, as well. The world is all fluffy and smelling of bile.

There's your bit of sympathy.
and yes, I am some random person no-one knows. go me.

Yay! Its good to know that I'm not the only one suffering in the bottom department today.

I well need another pony, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna put myself through the pain again.

Are you Ivan Drago of "I must break you" fame?

You've frightened him off Vic!

"Eeeef 'e dieess, 'eee dieesss"

Thats the one.

Nope. I'm the "Drago" of "chose a gay net monkier for myself before I knew much about snooker or history" fame.

I also made my way here from FFOUK. Which will mean little to you.

However, I'm a Geordie, so that must make me cool. As well as ineducated.

And yes, I've been putting off taking a crap all day. I'm blaming the sea-food, drink and narcotics. Dunno if tobacco is bad for your [bowels].

Oh, and more sympathy Rosie: I broke up with my girlfriend a few days ago for a stupid reason, and am busy being all forlorn and sexless.

make up with her then! Or did she dump you? Is that too personal?

Give us the goss..

if u want.

Oh, it was all terribly adult. I have AS-Levels, she plays basketball internationally. So me, revision every night etc... (well, not really). Her; actual training every night, games at the weekend, and she's off to Luxembourg for a week soon to play a tournament.

So of course, the wonderful person she is, decides that rather than us get all bitter and paranoid because we don't see each other, we "have a break". Now, being the hater of clichés that I am, I am disgusted by this. Neither of us are happy (it's been almost a week), so I'm thinking how to sort this out.

It kinda sucks.

(I always have "I dated an England international" as my back-up comfort.)

Saying you want a break is a bit of a cop out! Maybe she will see the error of her ways and come back for you?

:)

Maybe she's tried it already and I'm giving her a taste of her own medicine. :D

It took 3 months of hideous, amusing, life-force-draining and ultimately enjoyable flirting to get together in the first place :P. Not sure I'm physically up to that right now.

lol, Rosie you rock, this thread is brilliant :D
hope you feel better! (according to this flowchart thingy-ma-bob from nhsdirect you should be eating lots of fibre like whole grain bread, rice and pasta)

I have cheese... and bread... that's about it.

And no nice whole-grain stuff either, shitty bleached white bread.

Rosie,

I hope you start feeling better soon. Take a warm bubble bath and just relax. That always helped me when I had to much to drink and also getting some food into your system will help.

Huggles!!

Cheers
:)

UPDATE: My poo is coming out like water.

kellogs neutrigrain is full of fibre. and the minis are like healthy crisps. sort of.

they're fab anyway

UPDATE: simon and I have fallen out again! Basically he said I'm not good enough for him. CUNTS. I hate my life.

He sounds like a shmuck. You deserve better.

We used to live in a pub till he walked out. Now the pub has been taken over by a new person and is shutting soon for a refurb. He Is upset that HIS pub is being shut down and to quote the man himself, " I don't want to be in this flat with you, I want to be in my pub" Bearing in mind this man doesn' t have a job and never goes without anything - i think hes being a bit harsh.

;(

Rosie, it wont take long but i could come down there and have a serious word with this Simon (I can be scary when i want)

Rosie he sounds silly and doesn't repreasent all us simons out there

Hes depressed at the moment. One of our friends died of cancer the other week and hes taking it really bad. Hes drinking more. ( he starts at 10 in the morning!) and also I think he blames me for losing his pub.

I told him the other day I need him to get a job otherwise I would have to get a 2nd job after work and he still hasn't done anything about getting work...

but beargods spelling does

does what?

Rosie: Was that the funeral you had the other day? My girlfriend's dad's funeral was on the same day. He died of cancer too.

I hope Simon gets better, I know all too well about being depressed. Although I don't think he should take it out on you.

:)

p.s. I only asked about the funeral thing because it was quite a strange, but sad coincidence.

It was my friend Paul. He was only 37. He has a little boy called james who is 5 and his wife has just had a baby called andy. Andy is 2 months old. It was all very sad. But Paul had had enough of being poked about and going into hospitals and he wanted to die in the end. He was a funny guy and we miss him loads.

Ap, he wont go to the drs, he thinks he can just get drunk and it will make it better!

Rosie, i speak from experience here:

He needs to accept it, it has happened and he needs to look into the future, not the past. Its not a bad thing for him to start enjoying himself.

That is all i am saying on this subject.

a friend of mine's mum died of breast cancer last week.
she's coping worryingly well, but in her own words, when you spend a year and a half dreading something, when it happens i feels like an anti-climax.

Yeah, i sort of understand that. We knew it would get him in the end. He told us that he wanted to die coz he had enuff of it all. I just think of his poor wife and kids.

:(

that sounds pretty much like my dad, then he was put on lots of drugs and it wasn't him anymore, then he died

damn did i kill iamcal?

no, but there's nothing i can really say.

you said something though!

When?

at 18:12 20 May 2003 :

Oh then. yes, yes i did.

such that shit up that shit aint nothin but some shit you pichy moni con.damn cuzz dont yall ever shut the fucc up shit on gagnstas cuzz.

???

I'd love to know what arf that shit means n all. Carry on...