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Posted by LDJ, 15:55, 20th May 2003:
 
Heya
Big fan of B3ta (which I believe is also run by Cal) so decided I'd give this a go.
Right, well Im 17 and an A level student at a 6th form place in Newport Pagnell. Well Im off to a uni soon to study History but not yet. Well Im also a member of the stumpymoose.com board, its broken at the mo but has absolutely nothing to do with me joining this, lol. See ya
LDJ
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:56, 20th May 2003:
 
Halla LDJ
Posted by cal, 15:56, 20th May 2003:
 
newport pagnall isn't far from me. i drive past it when i go to milton keynes
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:05, 20th May 2003:
 
Hellooooo.
Posted by November Eclectica, 16:08, 20th May 2003:
 
Hi there LDJ.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:09, 20th May 2003:
 
Hi there Nov :D
Posted by beargod, 16:22, 20th May 2003:
 
hello
Posted by earthworm, 16:24, 20th May 2003:
 
Salve LDJ
Posted by donnie, 16:26, 20th May 2003:
 
HALLA!
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:34, 20th May 2003:
 
fridge magnet
Posted by Grim..., 16:42, 20th May 2003:
 
Important 'Getting Along With IAmCal peeps' info:

1. Make sure you tell Cal how great you think Ebuyer.com is
2. Try and 'cyber-pull' Redmaiden
3. Make sure everyone knows that Ninja's are better than Pirates
4. Accept the fact that Redandwhiteman is gay graciously
5. Be a total metalhead %"&^&%^&$%"£
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:43, 20th May 2003:
 
That is good advice there Grim.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:43, 20th May 2003:
 
Um. A few of us may disagree with Number 4.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:44, 20th May 2003:
 
Well i dont really agree with No3 but i didnt want to go there..
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:46, 20th May 2003:
 
I think we could dispute all five really.
Posted by angel_mouse, 16:51, 20th May 2003:
 
halla LDJ

(i do like saying halla...)
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:55, 20th May 2003:
 
Number 3 is the rule of the antichrist!

Tell us if you have pets.
Posted by November Eclectica, 16:56, 20th May 2003:
 
Hi FL :)
Posted by beargod, 17:01, 20th May 2003:
 
chay laughs at number 2
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:04, 20th May 2003:
 
Can't Chay tell us that himself? :)

It's like on telly when there's a family at the dinner table who aren't talking.

"Tell your mother to pass the salt"
"Mum, pass the sa.."
"I heard him"

*passes salt grudgingly*

"Tell your father to pass the mint sauce"

etc....etc.....
Posted by beargod, 17:05, 20th May 2003:
 
he isn't here to say himself, plus did you hear him?

I am trying to attract him back here to the site by showing him snippets
Posted by cal, 17:58, 20th May 2003:
 
i'm not too keen on number 1 really
Posted by LDJ, 21:47, 20th May 2003:
 
1. Make sure you tell Cal how great you think Ebuyer.com is
2. Try and 'cyber-pull' Redmaiden
3. Make sure everyone knows that Ninja's are better than Pirates
4. Accept the fact that Redandwhiteman is gay graciously
5. Be a total metalhead %"&^&%^&$%"£
Well sound advice Im sure, but I wont criticize Ebuyer as I cant use it as I dont have a credit card. I'll look into Redmaiden. Whilst Ninja's are the more skilled warriors, pirate's however have to be admired for thier very brutality. As for Redandwhiteman, well each to your own I guess. Now I'm afraid that I am right at the other end of the musical spectrum being a hard trance/techno DJ. But hey I can listen to any sort of music (except pop)
Posted by Sul, 22:36, 20th May 2003:
 
Welcome LDJ.

I assure that RedAndWhiteMan is not gay, at least he wouldnt suck my cock.

Gary: Look, you have friend!!!!1 You two can talk about DJ Testie or whatever his name is.
Posted by guy_parsons, 23:23, 20th May 2003:
 
"I'll look into Redmaiden." snigger, snigger.

And because I've never said it before:

HALLA!
Posted by Thonio, 03:04, 21st May 2003:
 
Cuzz yall wrack for all that shit that youll are taling about that shit aint nothing but nonsense.on gangsta cuzz.
Posted by arsepuppy, 08:59, 21st May 2003:
 
Thonio, you are a genius.
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:28, 21st May 2003:
 
sorry, I mean "twat".
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:32, 21st May 2003:
 
Took you 29 mins to realise that? I knew that instantly.
Posted by Grim..., 09:37, 21st May 2003:
 
LDJ: Now I'm afraid that I am right at the other end of the musical spectrum being a hard trance/techno DJ

I'm the IAmCal resident DJ - there may be © problems...
Posted by beargod, 09:50, 21st May 2003:
 
i am the iamcal wanker, doesn't stop these 12 year olds coming on here grim
Posted by Grim..., 09:52, 21st May 2003:
 
No, no, you're the IAmCal 'Fucking Idiot' =]
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:54, 21st May 2003:
 
...who cant spell. :D
Posted by LDJ, 10:11, 21st May 2003:
 
What the fucking 'ell have a started?! What kinda stuff you do Grim?
Posted by nibbler, 10:28, 21st May 2003:
 
Not that I want to start this conversation again, but Ninjas are just simply kicking the ass of pirates.

Pirates, with their flowery big blouses and their oversized troos, give Julian Clary and Graham Norton a run for the money on the campness stakes.

Ninja's dress all in black, have cool weapons, and commit heinous and multiple assassinations.

It simples Maths, Ninjas > Pirates.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 10:32, 21st May 2003:
 
My hairy ball sack. A pirate would rip his leg off just for a laugh. Then he'd get a ninja to sow it back on with jaggy rope. Pirates just grab ninjas out the air as they are flipping out and snap their backs. Ninjas are big girly boys.
Posted by LDJ, 10:42, 21st May 2003:
 
I dunno, I spose the ninja could sneek up on the pirate but otherwise the pirate may have the edge unless he was pissed on navy rum.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:51, 21st May 2003:
 
I'd better stay out of this one, i thought the 'REAL ULTIMATE NINJA POWER' site was real. :(
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:51, 21st May 2003:
 
Hang on LDJ, I just read your profile. You said you drink, but you're only 17!

How can this be?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:52, 21st May 2003:
 
plus you go to the gym...enough of that please.
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:02, 21st May 2003:
 
And to what extent do you have left wing views? You're not SWP are you? (God forbid).
Posted by cal, 11:22, 21st May 2003:
 
special web projects?

that's me!
Posted by Grim..., 17:51, 21st May 2003:
 
Standard Weight Pistols?

And I 'do' Euphoric and Uplifting house.
And hard house.
In fact, just about anything as long as it isn't Hip Hip, R'n'B, YMCA or boy/girl bands.
Posted by Sul, 17:56, 21st May 2003:
 
yet you buy everything in the charts? How does that work then?
Posted by Grim..., 17:57, 21st May 2003:
 
If people request, Matt plays
The downside to being a real DJ and not just a bedroom one is that you often don't get to choose the music.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 18:15, 21st May 2003:
 
thank fuck
Posted by chandler, 19:08, 21st May 2003:
 
!