Discussion » I Ate A Kiwi

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Posted by ilovebeerme, 10:15, 21st May 2003:
 
It was well nice. All the little tiny tiny small wee tiny miniscule wee small tiny tiny small wee small itty bitty seeds are great.

They also have lots of vitamin C which is important for nuns and bears (you should have one beargod).

Kiwis are officially good.
Posted by LDJ, 10:22, 21st May 2003:
 
Yeh, I like the kiwi spoons that you can get with knives on as well. I read somewhere that they have 5 times as much Vit C as a banana. Mmmmmm.....kiwi
Posted by Sul, 11:24, 21st May 2003:
 
*snigger* I've eaten a Kiwi too ;)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:25, 21st May 2003:
 
What, Dave from the windmill?
Posted by Gary, 11:28, 21st May 2003:
 
Hahaha! Behave, Sul! ;)
Posted by cal, 11:40, 21st May 2003:
 
couldn't see that one coming...
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:42, 21st May 2003:
 
Sul did though
Posted by Sul, 11:43, 21st May 2003:
 
shut the fuck up Cal, that was the epitome of classy jokes :p
Posted by cal, 11:44, 21st May 2003:
 
i didn't say it wasn't.

lol, rofl, lmao, etc.
Posted by Sul, 11:46, 21st May 2003:
 
cunt
Posted by Sul, 11:47, 21st May 2003:
 
by the way, that was also the epitome of classy comebacks ;)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:48, 21st May 2003:
 
I though my post was rather funny....eh, taxi!
Posted by ilovebeerme, 11:49, 21st May 2003:
 
Guess what I've got as part of my lunch?


Thats RIGHT!!!!!! Another kiwi! Oh happy day.
Posted by Sul, 11:57, 21st May 2003:
 
"Vic: What, Dave from the windmill?"

No, that would be eating a Kiwi fruit!

do you get it, fruit, Kiwi fruit ahahahaha
</Graham Norton>
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:03, 21st May 2003:
 
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Posted by Sul, 12:11, 21st May 2003:
 
it isnt a riddle, mate
Posted by ilovebeerme, 12:55, 21st May 2003:
 
Best thing of all though is that if you just cut off one end and eat the inside with a spoon then you are left with a furry little hat for your helmut. Nice one.
Posted by November Eclectica, 13:33, 21st May 2003:
 
Kiwis and Strawberries with whipped creame. *yummy*
Posted by 100% kitten, 14:31, 21st May 2003:
 
mmmmmmmmmm to kiwis and strawberries and cream ....(on a cheesecake)
Posted by November Eclectica, 15:21, 21st May 2003:
 
Ok .. I am getting really hungry now. I think I will drive over to the cheese cake factory and get me a some for lunch.
Posted by cal, 15:26, 21st May 2003:
 
cheese cake factory? is that a brand name or a whole factory of cheese cakes?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:29, 21st May 2003:
 
a factory made of cheese cake?
Posted by November Eclectica, 15:31, 21st May 2003:
 
There is a place here that makes cheesecake and it is a restaurant. They also sell a variety of cheesecakes.

www.thecheesecakefactory.com/
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:32, 21st May 2003:
 
Ah, i heard this story, don't trust the old woman who runs the factory and push her in her own oven at the first opportunity.
Posted by chandler, 15:35, 21st May 2003:
 
cheesecake sounds like a dodgy euphamism
Posted by Sul, 15:50, 21st May 2003:
 
vic: hehehe :)

Sorry, I didnt read anyone elses posts
Posted by cal, 15:59, 21st May 2003:
 
i was dissapointed the "international house of pancakes" was just made of bricks
Posted by amightygoodleader, 19:37, 21st May 2003:
 
Cheesecake factory offers the best portion sizes ever, and am I weird for eating the skin on kiwis?
Posted by cal, 10:06, 22nd May 2003:
 
yes
Posted by ilovebeerme, 10:22, 22nd May 2003:
 
Forgot my kiwis today :(