What would you do for money? How much cash would it take? Today's society is obsessed with money and the aquisition of it. What if you could wipe out all your debt in one go and set yourself up for life. Secure the future for your kids and grandkids. Help good causes. Whatever you fancy but first you have to get the cash. Which of these would you do and how much would it take.....
1) Kill a puppy?
2) Punch a nun?
3) Have sex with someone of the same gender?
4) Have sex with somone of opposite gender but in the centre of a football pitch with a crowd of 80,000 watching?
5) Inject heroin.
6) Cheat on your spouse?
7) Start a fight with a mean looking bouncer?
8) Rob a bank?
9) Shoot a total stranger?
10) Have sex with an animal?
11) Have sex with a family member?
12) Eat the contents of an ashtray?
13) Make a species extinct?
14) Steal £100,000 from your employer if you know you will get away with it?
15) Have a limb removed?
16) Mug somebody?
17) Never eat a kiwi again?
I wouldn't have a problem with number 9...
Everybody's got a price.
I can't believe I used to watch WWF back then...
Ted Dibiase used to get his ass kicked all the time.
bring on the undertaker and hacksaw jim dougan...
Maybe the bushwackers...
I was watching it at the pub last night. Twas like gay porn, with the teasing factor of them all wearing pants.
Answer the frickin question!
Posted by
Sul, 12:59, 21st May 2003:
1) Kill a puppy?
100 quid to do something so yucky
2) Punch a nun?
I'd do it for fun
3) Have sex with someone of the same gender?
It'd cost you alot to make me a bender
4) Have sex with somone of opposite gender but in the centre of a football pitch with a crowd of 80,000 watching?
Not a problem to get naked and jiggy without so much as a swatching
Cant be arsed to try to rhyme anymore:
5) Inject heroin.
I'm not too sure on this one as my smack knowledge isnt up to much. Let me get back to you
6) Cheat on your spouse?
My morals are pretty much non-existant, no money need change hands
7) Start a fight with a mean looking bouncer?
Been there, done that, got the blood stained tshirt, didnt cost me a penny
8) Rob a bank?
Just let me keep the money
9) Shoot a total stranger?
£10,000 so I can tell people I'm a hitman
10) Have sex with an animal?
Somewhere deep down inside of me knows that I'd do this on a very small bet. 250 sheets maybe :/
11) Have sex with a family member?
Cousins - No charge ;)
12) Eat the contents of an ashtray?
Done it for fun
13) Make a species extinct?
Why would you need to pay me? Unless it was chicken or pizza I dont particularly care.
14) Steal £100,000 from your employer if you know you will get away with it?
Not a problem at all
15) Have a limb removed?
£100,000 of the top of my head
16) Mug somebody?
I think I'd feel pretty bad about this. £3000
17) Never eat a kiwi again?
Wouldnt happen buddy!
1) Kill a puppy?
Already done it.
2) Punch a nun?
£50
3) Have sex with someone of the same gender?
Quite a lot, and i have to be the 'big spoon'
4) Have sex with somone of opposite gender but in the centre of a football pitch with a crowd of 80,000 watching?
Not a problem, i'll do it for free
5) Inject heroin.
£1000
6) Cheat on your spouse?
Twenty pence and a can of coke
7) Start a fight with a mean looking bouncer?
Also done this, also got a kicking
8) Rob a bank?
Same as sul (bit silly this one)
9) Shoot a total stranger?
almost done this twice for the princely sum of 46 quid a day.
10) Have sex with an animal?
Depends what animal
11) Have sex with a family member?
Once slept with my godfathers daughter.
12) Eat the contents of an ashtray?
Done that for free
13) Make a species extinct?
I'd rather blackmail animal rights nutters to pay me not to do it
14) Steal £100,000 from your employer if you know you will get away with it?
(also a bit silly this one)
15) Have a limb removed?
Depends what limb, call it £50,000
16) Mug somebody?
Depends how much cash they have on them
17) Never eat a kiwi again?
£2.50
Well you could get caught robbing the bank. Worth the risk?
You can pick the animal.
You pick the limb.
The employer one shows how much people don't give a monkies about their job.
You killed a puppy! :(
Posted by
jlittle, 13:24, 21st May 2003:
1) Kill a puppy?
£1000
2) Punch a nun?
£10
3) Have sex with someone of the same gender?
£100,000,000
4) Have sex with somone of opposite gender but in the centre of a football pitch with a crowd of 80,000 watching?
£0
5) Inject heroin.
£20,000
6) Cheat on your spouse?
Depends how fit the other bird is
£1000 for a minger
£10 for a fitten
7) Start a fight with a mean looking bouncer?
£0 - sounds like a laugh
8) Rob a bank?
£1,000,000
9) Shoot a total stranger?
£1000 (to buy the fun)
10) Have sex with an animal?
£2000
11) Have sex with a family member?
Mmm, my cousin, £0
12) Eat the contents of an ashtray?
£5000
13) Make a species extinct?
85000
14) Steal £100,000 from your employer if you know you will get away with it?
£1
15) Have a limb removed?
£100,0000
16) Mug somebody?
Depends who they are
17) Never eat a kiwi again?
£5
five grand for the ashtray eat?
Posted by
jlittle, 13:33, 21st May 2003:
yea man - it's rank, i hate cigs as it is, i certainly dont want to eat them!
1) Kill a puppy?
noooooo!
2) Punch a nun?
£1000 - I don't like hitting people, but it wouldn't hurt her much, as I'm soft
3) Have sex with someone of the same gender?
How attractive are they?
4) Have sex with somone of opposite gender but in the centre of a football pitch with a crowd of 80,000 watching?
Unlikely, but again, how attractive are they, and will the 80,000 be able to take photos and sell them to my mum?
5) Inject heroin.
£5,000 - is the needle clean? are you sure it won't be stupidly strong?
6) Cheat on your spouse?
Does he know?
7) Start a fight with a mean looking bouncer?
I'd quite happily
start one for £50 so long as I could run away if he really wanted to hit me.
8) Rob a bank?
£1,000,000
9) Shoot a total stranger?
no
10) Have sex with an animal?
no, no and no
11) Have sex with a family member?
yuk
12) Eat the contents of an ashtray?
How big is the ashtray? £500?
13) Make a species extinct?
insect / fish / plant - prices start at £1000 depending on size / prettiness
others - no!
14) Steal £100,000 from your employer if you know you will get away with it?
£0
15) Have a limb removed?
no
16) Mug somebody?
no
17) Never eat a kiwi again?
£100
Posted by
cal, 15:03, 21st May 2003:
1) Kill a puppy?
nope
2) Punch a nun?
free
3) Have sex with someone of the same gender?
£1000
4) Have sex with somone of opposite gender but in the centre of a football pitch with a crowd of 80,000 watching?
ok
5) Inject heroin.
nope
6) Cheat on your spouse?
nope
7) Start a fight with a mean looking bouncer?
£100
8) Rob a bank?
depends on chnace of death
9) Shoot a total stranger?
nope
10) Have sex with an animal?
nope
11) Have sex with a family member?
depends on how closely related
12) Eat the contents of an ashtray?
£500
13) Make a species extinct?
depends on the species
14) Steal £100,000 from your employer if you know you will get away with it?
of course
15) Have a limb removed?
nope
16) Mug somebody?
only someone i really hated
17) Never eat a kiwi again?
£100
Posted by
jlittle, 15:07, 21st May 2003:
6) Cheat on your spouse?
Does he know?
You should like my kind of girl..........
1) Kill a puppy?
If it was sick I'd do it. Otherwise we be looking at hundreds of thoudsands.
2) Punch a nun?
free also for one of those nasty cows from the MAgdeline Sisters. £20 for Mother teressa when she was around.
3) Have sex with someone of the same gender?
A few drinks and the right mood.
4) Have sex with somone of opposite gender but in the centre of a football pitch with a crowd of 80,000 watching?
£10,000
5) Inject heroin.
£5000
6) Cheat on your spouse?
nope
7) Start a fight with a mean looking bouncer?
£1000
8) Rob a bank?
to scared of getting caught
9) Shoot a total stranger?
nope
10) Have sex with an animal?
nope
11) Have sex with a family member?
Second cousin or something then yeah. Any closer then no.
12) Eat the contents of an ashtray?
£500
13) Make a species extinct?
nope
14) Steal £100,000 from your employer if you know you will get away with it?
hell yes
15) Have a limb removed?
nope
16) Mug somebody?
i'd mug a mugger
17) Never eat a kiwi again?
£10,000
Posted by
chandler, 15:50, 21st May 2003:
cal? a grand for shagging a bloke?
well i'm still waiting on the cash but at least i got some drinks.
that doesn't work does it? bugger.
Posted by
chandler, 16:03, 21st May 2003:
no
Posted by
chandler, 16:04, 21st May 2003:
i was going to put "so cal does that mean i owe you or do you owe me"
but i didnt
Posted by
Sul, 16:37, 21st May 2003:
£600 to watch Cal eat the contents of an ashtray and then start a fight with a bouncer.
Start saving folks, I feel a
really cool 4th iamcal birthday coming up :)
Posted by
chandler, 16:38, 21st May 2003:
yeah but for an extra £400 we can get him to shag the bouncer
Posted by
Sul, 16:41, 21st May 2003:
we have a year :)
That is a worthy challenge!