Discussion » Ten Reasons

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Posted by thegush, 03:50, 23rd May 2003:
 
(1.cos it was broke
2.cos it had a leaky valve
3.cos cal couldnt fit any more objects into his rectum
4.cos cal is fat
5.cos cal is fat in the face
6. cos cal has a dose of squinty eye syndrome
7.cos it was intended to be a bit of the old fun sir
8.cos i were bored
9. cos thank fuck
10.cos chandler and victor/chriskirkfuck have smelly faces)

1. Cos im 12
2. Cos i think of my mum and touch myself
3. Cos im gonna work in a burger bar all my life
4. Cos i sleep with dead family members and pets
5. So im gonna end up in prison being raped by men
6. And im gonna enjoy it
7. I have no body hair
8. Im a sad bored fucknut
9. Cos i crave attention cos no-one loves me
10. Cos im gonna die alone in a gutter having being buggered to pieces by two thirds of the US Navy
Posted by thegush, 03:51, 23rd May 2003:
 
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Posted by Sul, 08:01, 23rd May 2003:
 
"victor/chriskirkfuck"

Hmmm. Christopher? Do you know this man/prick?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 08:05, 23rd May 2003:
 
I have a sneaky suspicion that he might be my old mucker 'Mickeywullclanger'.
Its the same standard of idiocy. he must be upset that we robbed his name from him.
Posted by Sul, 08:14, 23rd May 2003:
 
poor boy
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:44, 23rd May 2003:
 
I feel quite protective of Mickey/Gush for some reason, i might become his mentor.
I think i can help him with the troubles that he has, the bed-wetting, the fact that
the girls don't like him, his GCSE's. That kind of thing.
Posted by chandler, 09:46, 23rd May 2003:
 
SATs you mean.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:57, 23rd May 2003:
 
Don't pick on him chay, help him, advise him that all boy's
of 'a certain' age develop hairs round their pee-pee's,
its nothing to be frightened of.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:06, 23rd May 2003:
 
'cos cal couldnt fit any more objects into his rectum '

*snigger*
Posted by chandler, 10:11, 23rd May 2003:
 
i'm very hurt by the suggestion that my face is smelly
its only my nose that smells.
Posted by chandler, 10:18, 23rd May 2003:
 
i think the new reasons are closer to the truth